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Poop Archives

June 2008
13:
  • Rite of Passage
May 2007
11:
  • Potty training begins very soon
March 2006
10:
  • Frightened now of our child's adolescence, as if we weren't before
December 2005
20:
  • For those of you who come here for one thing, this is my Christmas present to you
November 2005
08:
  • You're going to want to skip over this one, Dad
June 2005
14:
  • When my Dad reads this his head is going to be full of BLEEEEEPs
May 2005
25:
  • You'll never guess what this post is about
09:
  • Another dispatch from the Chronicles of Aunt Lola
04:
  • The one thing we KNOW she inherited from me
April 2005
15:
  • This town needs an enema
January 2005
05:
  • Email: The No Poop Policy
01:
  • Of course my first post of the new year would have to be about this
November 2004
15:
  • Thinking
October 2004
27:
  • When the Discovery Channel meets real life
15:
  • Every comment should include the word "poop"
September 2004
17:
  • Status
16:
  • A Story About Someone Else's Ass
10:
  • Email: Poop
June 2004
16:
  • A Story About My Ass
February 2004
09:
  • A Heartbreaking Work of Super Pooping Genius
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Heather talks about Valentine's Day on today's Momversation.

  • I know zero about sports, but my entire heart is screaming, "Go Saints! Go Saints!" I am a stereotypical woman. TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE, JON!
  • Marlo has a tooth! So says the blood that she drew when she grabbed my hand and tried to gnaw off my thumb!
  • Leta won't eat her birthday cake. I guess we should have made it out of chicken nuggets and iced it with refried beans.


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