Natalie, the owner of the Onesie-Twosie Etsy shop, sent over this custom onesie for the baby, and my first thought was, oh my god, she's going to be that small? Natalie's shop is full of custom onesies and toddler tees that would make great baby shower gifts, although I doubt the kid will know to spare this one from the constant stream of projectile poop that is so common with persons of that age. Which reminds me, our lives will once again be consumed with the color and consistency of someone else's bowel movements. Very important work, parenthood.