Momentary bliss

Yes, I know, you want to send me advice about morning sickness. Thing is, I’ve been through this before, and I’ve tried everything. Nothing works. These sour Altoids that I have sitting on my desk give me temporary relief in the sense that for about four seconds when the candy dissolves on my tongue I’m so overcome by the sour taste that I can’t concentrate on anything else, including nausea, but that’s it. I know, I know, ginger worked for you, or sea bands worked for you, or a specific vitamin combination took away your desire to puke. That’s awesome. I would high five you but I’m currently using my hand to hold back my hair as I crouch over the toilet.