We only have a subscription to the Sunday paper but they send us a daily paper as well, something that always goes straight into the recycler, at least when we remember that it's sitting out there on the driveway. Today there are three unread papers in various positions out front, one on the lawn, one on the parking strip, and this one in the driveway. So it looks like we're out of town. At least, that's what we want the Mormon missionaries to think.