Nameless Baby Armstrong
Jon: "What about Alexandra?"
Me: "Oooh, I like it!"
Jon: "FINALLY! That's the first time I've suggested a name that you like."
Me: "Because that's the first time you've ever suggested a name!"
Jon: "That's not true."
Me: "Oh, yes it is! Go ahead, list off all the names you've suggested."
Jon: "I've suggested plenty."
Me: "I'M WAITING."
Jon: "There was ..."
Me: "..."
Jon: "... um ..."
Me: "Jon ..."
Jon: "... let's see ... um ..."
Me: "You are totally proving my point."
Jon: "I can't think straight when you're being mean."
Me: "This is not mean. Mean is when I tell our daughter that her father was so uninterested in her that HE ONLY SUGGESTED ONE NAME."
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Heather talks about overcoming depression on today's Momversation.
- Leta: "STOP FOLLOWING ME, COCO!"
I wonder where she picked up that exclamation.
- Me: "Hey Marlo, here's a vibrantly colored, squeaky toy made specifically for your age group!"
Marlo: "Got any knives?"
- @makeandtakes my pleasure! Had a great time with you guys!
