Three, two, one...
There was this one time when I asked a whole bunch of people if they would help me put together a book, some of them close friends, others whose work I had admired for years, and I remember one exchange in particular when this one guy said SURE! and the excitement I experienced was not unlike what I imagine it would feel like to impregnate Angelina Jolie myself.
That book comes out today:
It's called Things I Learned About My Dad (in therapy) and it's a collection of essays about fatherhood from the perspective of fathers, wives, daughters and sons. I've written two of the 17 essays, one about my father and one about Jon. A few weeks ago I gave my father an advance copy of the book with the hope that he would read what I had written, but I didn't say anything to him other than HERE IS MY HEART AND SOUL, DO WITH IT WHAT YOU WILL. I found out a week later that he had taken it home and used it to prop up a wobbly toilet. I like to think that I improved his life by those two inches.
The other authors are Kevin Guilfoile, Matthew Baldwin, Matt LaPlante, Alice Bradley, Doug French, James Griffioen, Greg Allen, Greg Knauss, Maggie Mason, my hot geek husband Jon Armstrong, Leah Peterson, Sarah Brown, Eden Kennedy, Gail Armstrong, and my man in Houston, Bill Farrell. I am eternally indebted to these people for their hard work and cooperation and for making this book such a spectacular collection of emotion: humor, sorrow, frustration, joy, and forgiveness. I won't say which, but one of these essays completely transformed me, and I'm a better person for having read it.
Starting today the book is available at the following retailers:
Amazon
Barnes and Noble
Powells
Booksense
Kensington Books
On Thursday June 5 I'm going to be doing a signing at a local bookstore called The King's English on 15th East in Salt Lake City. I'll be sure to post more specific details as that date draws near and would encourage everyone to come and say hello even if you don't want to bother with the book. I haven't ever done a local meet and greet and thought this would be the perfect occasion. But be warned, I am known to bite. And suddenly break out into song.
I don't think the publisher is sending me anywhere to do press or signings, but I've had a few requests from readers who wanted to know if they could send me their copy so that I could sign it and then send it back to them. I'm more than happy to do this as long as you include return postage (please send it to the address on my contact page), and what the hell, I'll tuck a little extra something into the envelope. I promise it won't be gross. Maybe.
Finally, I want to thank my editor Danielle Chiotti whose name should be right next to mine on the cover of the book given how much work she did to get this thing out the door. She is a superhero, and I can't thank her enough for hanging in there with me. Also, my agent Betsy Lerner, who has been my tireless advocate for over three years. She has suffered endlessly, and I owe her a beer.
I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS OVER, THANK GOD. Fly, little book, fly!
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thealchemist said:
Congratulations!!
04.29.08 - 11:40 AM / 1Jamie Butler said:
How exciting!!! I just ordered a copy!
04.29.08 - 11:40 AM / 2Rachel said:
Congrats! Can't wait to get my hands on a copy.
04.29.08 - 11:40 AM / 3Elizabeth said:
I just went out on my lunch break and bought it, and already can't put it down!
04.29.08 - 11:40 AM / 4Brandy said:
Congrats! I can't wait to read it!
04.29.08 - 11:41 AM / 5D. said:
Big congratulations to you! I pre-ordered a copy when you first spoke about it, and just yesterday evening I got e-mail from Amazon saying it had been shipped and will arrive by May 5. I can't wait!!!
Again, big congratulations!
04.29.08 - 11:41 AM / 6Barb in Michigan said:
You Rock! Congratulations and I can't wait to get it and read it!
04.29.08 - 11:41 AM / 7Michael Simmons said:
A Kindle edition? Please? WITH SUGAR ON TOP!?
04.29.08 - 11:42 AM / 8Rebellious Arab Girl said:
COOL!! Congrats! I will look up the book on Amazon and order it! Better ship to Canada! I can't wait! :)
04.29.08 - 11:42 AM / 9grace said:
You deserve a big congrats!!
04.29.08 - 11:43 AM / 10Erica aka littlefirecrackr said:
Congratulations Heather. I know you are excited for this to be done. Be sure I am sending a book for your autograph!
04.29.08 - 11:43 AM / 11friendy furpants said:
I'm working on getting my company to carry the book in our stores for father's day. So if they do, you owe me big!
04.29.08 - 11:43 AM / 12Melissa said:
Awesome. I'm buying it this instant. And congratulations to you!
04.29.08 - 11:43 AM / 13Chaser said:
Congratulations! It probably feels like giving birth to a second child! Looking forward to reading it soon!
All the best...
04.29.08 - 11:44 AM / 14Alexandra said:
Heather, this is more than a "little" book. You have shared important things, often disguised in humor that leave the reader thinking about what really matters. Thank you for sharing the person you are and your family with us, as you make the world a better place. Congratulations.
04.29.08 - 11:45 AM / 15Mia said:
Congratulations. I can't wait to get my hands on it.
04.29.08 - 11:46 AM / 16Erin said:
Congratulations! I'm going on vacation tomorrow so I'll go out tonight and buy it. I'm sure I'll probably end up reading it all while lying in bed tonight and have nothing for the plane ride. Can't wait! Congrats again!
04.29.08 - 11:46 AM / 17Pretty Lush said:
I've opened a new window for Amazon.com to drop the book into my cart. While it loads, I'm adding: Congratulations. I can only imagine the blood, sweat and tears that goes into such personal writing.
04.29.08 - 11:47 AM / 18Shelly said:
I orderd your book back in March when you mentioned it.. Cant wait to receive it.. after I read It I would love to send it to you for a autograph! Love the Blog so im sure I will love this book...Hurry Up May 5th!!!
04.29.08 - 11:47 AM / 19Ames said:
Congratulations! I can't wait to read it!
04.29.08 - 11:47 AM / 20Office Geek said:
I think the Post Office will make you drop off packages in person, so just be forwarned that you won't be able to drop them in a mailbox. I do think folks can pre-buy a priority-mail rate stamp, though. And recycling mailers is always a great idea. :) Happy signing!
04.29.08 - 11:47 AM / 21Emily said:
I'm ordering it as we speak on Amazon. Can't wait to read it.
Emily
04.29.08 - 11:48 AM / 22You can call me, 'Sir' said:
Just for you, I'm now going to learn how to read so that I can make it through your book (I only come here for the pictures).
04.29.08 - 11:48 AM / 23Jaime said:
I can't wait!
04.29.08 - 11:49 AM / 24Tuli said:
Wonderful news! Looking forward to reading this essay collection.
Cheers!
04.29.08 - 11:50 AM / 25Rachel said:
I pre-ordered mine on amazon and can't wait for it to show up. Congrats and please know that if I were in salt lake I would definitely come down to meet you in person, since you're a part of my day, every day, when I should be working. Thanks for all your writing, especially the essays in the book that I can't wait to read.
04.29.08 - 11:50 AM / 26Amelia said:
PUMPED you are doing a signing in SLC. Congrats on the book...and see you June 5th!
04.29.08 - 11:51 AM / 27Jenn said:
I promise to buy it AND not use it as a toilet prop.
04.29.08 - 11:52 AM / 28Lyz said:
I pre-ordered mine on amazon. I can't wait!
04.29.08 - 11:54 AM / 29Amy said:
Congrats, Heather! I bet Chuck is jealous. All he ever got to do was make a calendar and here you are, with a BOOK!
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