The Most Awesome Shoes EVER
These shoes are the most fashionable and best for your feet. They truly are. It's important to recognize this fact and realize also that clogs are the result of hundreds of years of shoe design. If only more people would realize that clogs are so great, the world would be a better place.
HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW, BABY????
Dooce readers, I have an admin login. I can take this over at ANY time.
CLOGS, FTW.
Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.
- Bedtime, Leta lingering defiantly in the hallway. Jon: "If you want fart stories, you better get in bed RIGHT NOW."
- RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
- Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.
1. admin said:
HAHAHAHAHA!!! FIRST.
2. dooce said:
you are a sad, sad man.
3. Kecia said:
Heather is gonna kick your ass!
4. monkeyaker said:
*shudder*
5. Girl Friday said:
hilarious!!!
6. Kim said:
Hahahahah!!! Great hijack! Clogs, while not the best looking footwear - do rule!!
7. Steph VW said:
The revenge of the clogged is so sweet.
8. admin said:
A sad, sad man with an ADMIN login.
CLOGS.
9. KU said:
I LOVE IT. (Chanting Jon!!!1 Jon!!!! Jon !!!!!!!)
10. Emily said:
This actually scared me. I immediately knew all was not right. You're a little evil, I think.
11. Sarah said:
I knew something was awry when I saw that picture...I thought Dooce had lost her lost it.
12. Kelly said:
You should be ashamed. Ashamed of overtaking dooce, but mostly of those damn clogs.
13. Veruka said:
Sorry, I still think clogs are about one of the ugliest shoes ever. Right up there with those gladiator shoes that all the actresses are wearing.
14. Bunny Bodel said:
I have to admit, clogs are pretty much the most comfortable shoes ever... in fact, I'm wearing a pair right now. And mine are even less cool than those because I am really small feet and am wearing a child's clogs. With zebra striped fur lining.
15. Adiel said:
Oh my...
Clogs?
Really?
Really?!?
I'm just glad you didn't say crocs...
16. reavolution said:
THAT IS AWESOME! And hilarious at the very same time...poor Heather! (She's right though, clogs are atrocious.)
17. abdpbt said:
HAH!!
I was going to say, did somebody start smoking crack over there?
18. Sue at eLuckypacket said:
Clogs are indeed THE most awesome shoes (says she genuflecting before the clog of man-made material) ... I recently had to overcome my aversion to Crocs too. Shudder. Been resisting that one for years and finally CAVED.
19. amyz5 said:
OMG. hold it, Heather did not write this into a pre-nup?
this could go badly for you, even if the in-laws think you walk on water.