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Whoever invented pink needs a wet finger in his ear

A few weeks ago Leta and I went shopping for new dresses, and I made sure to hold each one up to her in the store and ask, "Are you sure you will wear this one?" She was so enthusiastic in the store that I didn't think we'd have any problems, but when we got home she only wanted to wear the pink ones, even though the non-pink ones are actually the cutest of the bunch. So now in order to get her to wear the non-pink ones (like the one in this photo) I have to bend the truth a little bit, tell her that all the pink ones are dirty, and oops! The washing machine is broken, they won't be clean for a few days. Either wear this cute dress OR GO NAKED. And then I have to explain to her why going naked is not an option.

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Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.

  • Bedtime, Leta lingering defiantly in the hallway. Jon: "If you want fart stories, you better get in bed RIGHT NOW."
  • RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
  • Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.

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