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I never meant to cause you any sorrow

My mother gave me two pots of flowers for Mother's Day, and now that summer has finally set it I'm having a hard time keeping these alive. If I don't water them twice a day they pretend to fall over dead. This has happened three times now, I'll look out the window and think OH GOD, I killed the flowers. And then I'll go dump several cups of water on them and they're all JUST KIDDING! I think they need some Zoloft.

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Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.

  • RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
  • Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.
  • Our fish just died. And I'm sitting here crying. And it wasn't even my fault!

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