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Bucket of trouble

The night before we left Florida we took a long walk along the beach and found a group of kids catching crabs. It's something we used to do as a family in my childhood, although we'd always let them go. But I'm permanently scarred by one instance when my sister's husband (then her boyfriend) reached out to grab a crab with his net and sliced the poor creature in half. I was so upset about it, so inconsolable, that my family promised (lied to) me that the crab had survived and had grown his body back. And I believed them because I wanted so badly for it to be true. Because crabs have feelings, too.

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Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.

  • Bedtime, Leta lingering defiantly in the hallway. Jon: "If you want fart stories, you better get in bed RIGHT NOW."
  • RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
  • Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.

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