Lingering aroma of dog breath
"Oh my God, the dog smells so bad."
"You see what they do all day. They are constantly chewing on each other."
"You think that's why she smells like that?"
"Dude, if I spent all day licking you you'd smell gross, too."
"Pardon me if I'm not willing to test that theory."
"You're secretly hoping that I walk over right now and start chewing on your ear. ADMIT IT."
Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.
- Bedtime, Leta lingering defiantly in the hallway. Jon: "If you want fart stories, you better get in bed RIGHT NOW."
- RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
- Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.
