Earlier today someone sent me a link to a livejournal site talking about people who have lost their jobs because of their websites and someone said this about me, "She's pretty cute, but her sex-appeal is ruined by her mental issues and her frank discussion of her perma-constipation."

And here I was thinking that my perma-constipation was my best asset. Does this mean I should stop talking about it over dinner with my in-laws?