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Blurbomat: Why people think Utah is crazy
"The only agenda I have is to not legislate hate. And that's what is happening. Even in small towns, the government should not dictate what is ordained of God."
Mimi Smartypants: the bellhop is funky
"I get so excited in the Container Store -- look at all those things! Meant to contain other things! I want to gather a large group of obsessive neat-freaks, feed them a mild stimulant, and then let them loose in the Container Store with the directive: 'Clean up this mess.'"
Yogabeans: GI Joe 8 Inch Commando Duke
"Are you trying to balance on your fists? You have to have fists to do that, brah."
Tremble: How to Poison Yourself For Lunch
"Today I also got to see, very plainly, the small lump developing around my mid-section. I have not yet determined if it is benign... It's small now, but I fear it could grow into what I like to call a 'weed baby.' (Check out lifelong pot smokers. Even the skinniest of them get a crazy second trimester weed baby. Skinny pot smokers eventually develop upper bodies that resemble a python digesting a mouse.)"
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Heather talks about overcoming depression on today's Momversation.
- Leta: "STOP FOLLOWING ME, COCO!"
I wonder where she picked up that exclamation.
- Me: "Hey Marlo, here's a vibrantly colored, squeaky toy made specifically for your age group!"
Marlo: "Got any knives?"
- @makeandtakes my pleasure! Had a great time with you guys!
