Find Heather's Hair
Wednesday, October 23 2002
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All photos by Jon and Heather Armstrong. If you must make mean comments, please restrict yourself to criticism of my hair only. If you say anything nasty about my family, I will fucking cut you.
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1. amy said:
jesus, heather. you and jon are a beautiful couple.
2. black b said:
no one is mentioning the *amazing* expressions on the faces of these kiddos. classic!
you're hair looks great, heather - very botticelli.
3. michy said:
At what age do humans lose those adorable ruddy cheeks?
4. DJSUBG said:
You're gonna cut me? Bring it on! Who do you think kept your precious Chuckles safe in the lockup?
5. Beerzie Boy said:
What adorable children...it's hard to believe they are related to someone who has such screwed-up hair.
6. Heather #2 said:
Like you need to hear it ONE MORE TIME, but I've gotta support my girls, yo: you are GORGEOUS and so are those babes! I see why you're quick to show off the fam. Hope you had a wonderful respite from your beloved LA.
7. shy said:
handsome couple! beautifull kids! heather... you look... statuesque! [i've always wanted to use that word on some one...]
8. Expatriate Mormon said:
a) I love the hair. Its flattering.
b) You look so angry and sad, I'm sorry you feel that way and I know how you feel.
c) Absent the goth-ish makeup and flippy hair you look *exactly* like a BYU coed! Can't get away from those good wholesome "Born and bred a Mormon" good looks.
Finally ... that isn't my web site, but you should read it. Jon too, OK? Promise?
9. Expat Again said:
Fudge. I hate it that I can't flippin' do HTML right. You could be a doll and add an r to the tag in my previous post. And here's the URL to the page I want you guys to see:
( http://www.mhsanctuary.com/
borderline/bpd.htm )
10. Paul Gutman said:
I was about to ask: "Does anyone else think that Husband looks like Jon Favreau?"
And then I read further and was glad I didn't post before reading all the comments.
Hair looks marvelous, darling.
11. darian said:
I love the short hair..looks like you belong in a vidal sasoon comercial. Those boys are too cute..love the curly blonde hair.
12. melanie said:
man, i hope that expat's link is a joke. except it's not funny.
13. Sarah B. said:
Oh, look at all that precious stern Mormon stock! I want to smooch everyone.
14. Gentleman Prefer Blondes said:
What's with all of the accolades? She's hot, but she's not a real blonde...
15. bran baby said:
these children have such precious, angelic faces.
they must be monstrous stinkers at times.
16. No one really said:
There once was a band called "Heather's Hair" ... quite excellent, actually ... could have been named after your lovely 'do.
17. Chuck Cheeze said:
Jon looks dirty. Is John dirty?
18. ex southern babtist said:
They are absolutely adorable babies...does your sister still use gobs of hairspray? I remember the stories about her hair...too funny!
19. Cody said:
Pinchable cheeks, all.
Beautiful children.
20. brittney said:
I think you look a bit like Amy Sedaris.
21. Matt said:
your kids look like the gerber baby. very cute.
22. pooponastick said:
So how was Chucks stay at in the big house???
23. d said:
Love the "cherub children". They are positively adorable.
And Heather, you look great. The hair is beautiful!
24. mule-rider said:
I am seriously not understanding why expatriate mormon is urging you both to read a site about borderline personality disorder- what gives
25. bedhead said:
What cute child actors. Will they be int the next Star Wars?
26. ex southern babtist said:
I agree with mule rider about the mormon expatriate...really, what gives.
27. melanie said:
expat emailed me about my comment (in which i hoped that the link was a joke). apparently, it wasn't. i wish i hadn't deleted the email, otherwise, i'd share.
28. dooce said:
borderline personality disorder. hmmm. i thought i just had gas.
29. The husband said:
I can feel the projection way over here.
Expatriate Mormon: today is not the day to be fucking with me. My hands are cold, I have nausea, I've been pooping all day and I'm growing a second head. I just stopped carving the name of the sociopath (there's only one. I think.) into my arms. Also, I've got to find my dealer. Did I mention I'm anxious as well?
Just kidding. But seriously...
30. Em said:
My God does EVERYBODY in your family have that gorgeous blonde hair and those eyes? And twins! Gotta love 'em! :)
31. Edsmonkey said:
I like the pic of the conjoined twins.
32. alexandra mill said:
you hould kill amy backer
33. Jory said:
Heather has Versace Hair!
This is cool 'cause I was like, jus thinking, "I don't even know what the proprieter of my local doocery looks like."
34. ismat said:
Those blond curls are precious!
(The babies', not yours. Your hair is the shit.)
(Not like shit, THE shit--just pre-empting the comments that might follow on this one.)
35. Wayne said:
Your hair is good, but I'm still groovin' on your sister's hair. Any more photos in that arena?
36. sandy said:
Cute kids!
37. stupid bint said:
diaper down to the knees? I hope its a boy!
38. dooce said:
dear lord, what is Versace hair?
39. melanie said:
heather, you are gorgeous. love the hair. the kids ... man, moppets they are. what a gene pool!
40. kane said:
Beautiful Babies.
41. Jen said:
I don't know what you were worried about, the hair cut is sexy.
42. Nonproductive said:
Gotta agree. The hair looks fine - although you may want to see a doctor and have that plant removed. If the roots go too deep it could cause trouble.
43. chris said:
Nice necklace, where'd you find it?
44. Jory said:
Oh, its not a bad thing. Its that whole textured tresses, shaggy chic -- oh I'm gonna quit while I'm ahead. ( http://www.canoe.ca/LifewiseStyle01/
0908_fallhair5-can.html ). ahem.
45. aprilgem said:
Actually, I like the hair, though I barely noticed it because your face is so striking [awesome, haunting eyes and a killer bone structure; I'm green with envy].
And those kids are darling.
46. shannon said:
the last picture is adorable.
47. angie said:
i, too, think the hair is very hot. you had us all worried for naught. i really, really like your sassy hair.
rock on, girlie.
48. jennifer said:
Looks like some sort of Good Looking family reunion. Beautiful.
49. Mel said:
If they were any cuter my head would fly off.
50. melly said:
Oooh, i love babies wearing just diapers. It's so much easier than snapping fifty snaps with a wiggling infant.
And it's so cute.
51. Tara said:
What were you worried about, sister. The hair is hot. You are just as beautiful.
52. Neil said:
Like the hair, but the first thing I thought when I saw it was, "Man, that's gotta be high-maintenance." God, I'm lazy.
53. Keith said:
I still think that, as a brunette, you could easily pass for Carrie-Anne Moss, and that Jon looks like Ben Folds.
54. Stan said:
I've been a Dooce fan for a long time. (We have something in common.) Isn't it nice when you finally get to see what the author looks like? It adds a whole new dimension to the blogcognition. BTW nice hair Heather. Mine looks kinda like that when I get out of bed in the morning.
55. ed f said:
Look at you, such a cutie. yes, you are cute, very cute. For me to poop on.
56. Former congressman chuckles said:
People on my list to poop on:
1) Ed F
2) Christina Aguilera
3) The Sniper(s)
57. mule rider said:
Don't know why you fretted over your hair sister, it looks great, my god, how could you go wrong with that face- beautemous. The babies are angelic- like putti.
58. galt said:
why was Jon Favreau (circa 'Swingers') at your family reunion?
and the kids, they be darling.
59. Alex said:
Jon and Heather look like the ideal couple to get totally smashed with.
60. shauny said:
those kids have the most gorgeous eyes. and your haircut suits you most foxily. not to mention your fantastic eyebrows.
61. Ex-liontamer said:
Those are really cute kids. But that parking sign is GORGEOUS!
62. galt said:
on second thought, and upon further review of the photo of the be-spectacled guy, he doesn't look like Jon Favreau as much as he looks like K-Pax. I kid. I kid because I love. I look forward to your postings, dooce. this stuff is awesome.
63. spike said:
your hair looks mahbelous. but you two dont look too thrilled to be having your picture taken.
the kids are the cutest lil bugs ever.