Find Heather's Hair
All photos by Jon and Heather Armstrong. If you must make mean comments, please restrict yourself to criticism of my hair only. If you say anything nasty about my family, I will fucking cut you.
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Heather talks about overcoming depression on today's Momversation.
- Leta: "STOP FOLLOWING ME, COCO!"
I wonder where she picked up that exclamation.
- Me: "Hey Marlo, here's a vibrantly colored, squeaky toy made specifically for your age group!"
Marlo: "Got any knives?"
- @makeandtakes my pleasure! Had a great time with you guys!
1. amy said:
jesus, heather. you and jon are a beautiful couple.
2. black b said:
no one is mentioning the *amazing* expressions on the faces of these kiddos. classic!
you're hair looks great, heather - very botticelli.
3. michy said:
At what age do humans lose those adorable ruddy cheeks?
4. DJSUBG said:
You're gonna cut me? Bring it on! Who do you think kept your precious Chuckles safe in the lockup?
5. Beerzie Boy said:
What adorable children...it's hard to believe they are related to someone who has such screwed-up hair.
6. Heather #2 said:
Like you need to hear it ONE MORE TIME, but I've gotta support my girls, yo: you are GORGEOUS and so are those babes! I see why you're quick to show off the fam. Hope you had a wonderful respite from your beloved LA.
7. shy said:
handsome couple! beautifull kids! heather... you look... statuesque! [i've always wanted to use that word on some one...]
8. Expatriate Mormon said:
a) I love the hair. Its flattering.
b) You look so angry and sad, I'm sorry you feel that way and I know how you feel.
c) Absent the goth-ish makeup and flippy hair you look *exactly* like a BYU coed! Can't get away from those good wholesome "Born and bred a Mormon" good looks.
Finally ... that isn't my web site, but you should read it. Jon too, OK? Promise?
9. Expat Again said:
Fudge. I hate it that I can't flippin' do HTML right. You could be a doll and add an r to the tag in my previous post. And here's the URL to the page I want you guys to see:
( http://www.mhsanctuary.com/
borderline/bpd.htm )
10. Paul Gutman said:
I was about to ask: "Does anyone else think that Husband looks like Jon Favreau?"
And then I read further and was glad I didn't post before reading all the comments.
Hair looks marvelous, darling.
11. darian said:
I love the short hair..looks like you belong in a vidal sasoon comercial. Those boys are too cute..love the curly blonde hair.
12. melanie said:
man, i hope that expat's link is a joke. except it's not funny.
13. Sarah B. said:
Oh, look at all that precious stern Mormon stock! I want to smooch everyone.
14. Gentleman Prefer Blondes said:
What's with all of the accolades? She's hot, but she's not a real blonde...
15. bran baby said:
these children have such precious, angelic faces.
they must be monstrous stinkers at times.
16. No one really said:
There once was a band called "Heather's Hair" ... quite excellent, actually ... could have been named after your lovely 'do.
17. Chuck Cheeze said:
Jon looks dirty. Is John dirty?
18. ex southern babtist said:
They are absolutely adorable babies...does your sister still use gobs of hairspray? I remember the stories about her hair...too funny!
19. Cody said:
Pinchable cheeks, all.
Beautiful children.
20. brittney said:
I think you look a bit like Amy Sedaris.
21. Matt said:
your kids look like the gerber baby. very cute.
22. pooponastick said:
So how was Chucks stay at in the big house???
23. d said:
Love the "cherub children". They are positively adorable.
And Heather, you look great. The hair is beautiful!
24. mule-rider said:
I am seriously not understanding why expatriate mormon is urging you both to read a site about borderline personality disorder- what gives
25. bedhead said:
What cute child actors. Will they be int the next Star Wars?
26. ex southern babtist said:
I agree with mule rider about the mormon expatriate...really, what gives.
27. melanie said:
expat emailed me about my comment (in which i hoped that the link was a joke). apparently, it wasn't. i wish i hadn't deleted the email, otherwise, i'd share.
28. dooce said:
borderline personality disorder. hmmm. i thought i just had gas.
29. The husband said:
I can feel the projection way over here.
Expatriate Mormon: today is not the day to be fucking with me. My hands are cold, I have nausea, I've been pooping all day and I'm growing a second head. I just stopped carving the name of the sociopath (there's only one. I think.) into my arms. Also, I've got to find my dealer. Did I mention I'm anxious as well?
Just kidding. But seriously...
30. Em said:
My God does EVERYBODY in your family have that gorgeous blonde hair and those eyes? And twins! Gotta love 'em! :)
31. Edsmonkey said:
I like the pic of the conjoined twins.
32. alexandra mill said:
you hould kill amy backer
33. Jory said:
Heather has Versace Hair!
This is cool 'cause I was like, jus thinking, "I don't even know what the proprieter of my local doocery looks like."
34. ismat said:
Those blond curls are precious!
(The babies', not yours. Your hair is the shit.)
(Not like shit, THE shit--just pre-empting the comments that might follow on this one.)
35. Wayne said:
Your hair is good, but I'm still groovin' on your sister's hair. Any more photos in that arena?
36. sandy said:
Cute kids!
37. stupid bint said:
diaper down to the knees? I hope its a boy!
38. dooce said:
dear lord, what is Versace hair?
39. melanie said:
heather, you are gorgeous. love the hair. the kids ... man, moppets they are. what a gene pool!
40. kane said:
Beautiful Babies.
41. Jen said:
I don't know what you were worried about, the hair cut is sexy.
42. Nonproductive said:
Gotta agree. The hair looks fine - although you may want to see a doctor and have that plant removed. If the roots go too deep it could cause trouble.
43. chris said:
Nice necklace, where'd you find it?
44. Jory said:
Oh, its not a bad thing. Its that whole textured tresses, shaggy chic -- oh I'm gonna quit while I'm ahead. ( http://www.canoe.ca/LifewiseStyle01/
0908_fallhair5-can.html ). ahem.
45. aprilgem said:
Actually, I like the hair, though I barely noticed it because your face is so striking [awesome, haunting eyes and a killer bone structure; I'm green with envy].
And those kids are darling.
46. shannon said:
the last picture is adorable.
47. angie said:
i, too, think the hair is very hot. you had us all worried for naught. i really, really like your sassy hair.
rock on, girlie.
48. jennifer said:
Looks like some sort of Good Looking family reunion. Beautiful.
49. Mel said:
If they were any cuter my head would fly off.
50. melly said:
Oooh, i love babies wearing just diapers. It's so much easier than snapping fifty snaps with a wiggling infant.
And it's so cute.
51. Tara said:
What were you worried about, sister. The hair is hot. You are just as beautiful.
52. Neil said:
Like the hair, but the first thing I thought when I saw it was, "Man, that's gotta be high-maintenance." God, I'm lazy.
53. Keith said:
I still think that, as a brunette, you could easily pass for Carrie-Anne Moss, and that Jon looks like Ben Folds.
54. Stan said:
I've been a Dooce fan for a long time. (We have something in common.) Isn't it nice when you finally get to see what the author looks like? It adds a whole new dimension to the blogcognition. BTW nice hair Heather. Mine looks kinda like that when I get out of bed in the morning.
55. ed f said:
Look at you, such a cutie. yes, you are cute, very cute. For me to poop on.
56. Former congressman chuckles said:
People on my list to poop on:
1) Ed F
2) Christina Aguilera
3) The Sniper(s)
57. mule rider said:
Don't know why you fretted over your hair sister, it looks great, my god, how could you go wrong with that face- beautemous. The babies are angelic- like putti.
58. galt said:
why was Jon Favreau (circa 'Swingers') at your family reunion?
and the kids, they be darling.
59. Alex said:
Jon and Heather look like the ideal couple to get totally smashed with.
60. shauny said:
those kids have the most gorgeous eyes. and your haircut suits you most foxily. not to mention your fantastic eyebrows.
61. Ex-liontamer said:
Those are really cute kids. But that parking sign is GORGEOUS!
62. galt said:
on second thought, and upon further review of the photo of the be-spectacled guy, he doesn't look like Jon Favreau as much as he looks like K-Pax. I kid. I kid because I love. I look forward to your postings, dooce. this stuff is awesome.
63. spike said:
your hair looks mahbelous. but you two dont look too thrilled to be having your picture taken.
the kids are the cutest lil bugs ever.