The consequences of living online
"Do you get the feeling now that certain people are going to be judging every move we make? That we're not going to be able to take a shit without them wondering how much money we spent doing so?"
"You better not mention that we've upgraded to the Double Roll."
"The ULTRA Double Roll."
"With 2-ply sheets."
"The sheets of 4 regular rolls in 1!"
"Whereas before we just drip-dried."
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Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.
- RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
- Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.
- Our fish just died. And I'm sitting here crying. And it wasn't even my fault!
