Sound the alarm
"Jon!"
...
"JON!"
...
"JOOOOONNNNNN!"
...
Jon finally rumbles down the stairs, Leta in his arms, and says, "Are you okay? Why are you screaming like you're dying?"
"Because there isn't any shaving cream in the shower. I need you to get me some."
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Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.
- RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
- Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.
- Our fish just died. And I'm sitting here crying. And it wasn't even my fault!
