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Doctor Jon

"I felt like I was having hot flashes all day yesterday."

"Dude, last night in bed your legs were all over the place."

"I know, and I was drenched in sweat and freezing."

"What is going on?"

"I HAVE NO IDEA. But it's freaking me out."

"I think you're just going through a developmental stage."

"A what?"

"Developmental stage. Humans, we're always going through them."

"I'm THIRTY YEARS OLD. I think it's a little too late for a developmental stage."

"What about menopause? That's a developmental stage. What else would you call it?"

"JON."

"Okay, other than SUCKS?"

"Let's just call it that."

"A sucky developmental stage."

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Heather talks about overcoming depression on today's Momversation.

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