Doctor Jon
"I felt like I was having hot flashes all day yesterday."
"Dude, last night in bed your legs were all over the place."
"I know, and I was drenched in sweat and freezing."
"What is going on?"
"I HAVE NO IDEA. But it's freaking me out."
"I think you're just going through a developmental stage."
"A what?"
"Developmental stage. Humans, we're always going through them."
"I'm THIRTY YEARS OLD. I think it's a little too late for a developmental stage."
"What about menopause? That's a developmental stage. What else would you call it?"
"JON."
"Okay, other than SUCKS?"
"Let's just call it that."
"A sucky developmental stage."
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Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.
- Bedtime, Leta lingering defiantly in the hallway. Jon: "If you want fart stories, you better get in bed RIGHT NOW."
- RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
- Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.
