While putting the kid to bed
"Did you just flash a gang sign?"
"No, this is the hand I used to wipe diaper rash cream on her butt, and I didn't want the poop dust on these two fingers to touch the rest of my hand."
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"Can we go back and pretend I didn't even ask that question?"
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Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.
- Bedtime, Leta lingering defiantly in the hallway. Jon: "If you want fart stories, you better get in bed RIGHT NOW."
- RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
- Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.
