Another one to tell the grandkids about
I just got this email from my cousin, GEORGE!:
"You realize that you are the number 11, and I am the number 13 on the list of sites that come up when people search for 'sex kitchen girl' on Yahoo.
Your mother would be PROUD."
My first reaction is: 11? WHAT AM I DOING WRONG? Must mention sex and kitchen and girl more often. Also, more boots, more anus, and more bathroom floor while I'm at it.
The second: What the hell are you doing searching for "sex kitchen girl" George? It's because of all that time you spent in Utah, isn't it?
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Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.
- RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
- Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.
- Our fish just died. And I'm sitting here crying. And it wasn't even my fault!
