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Well aware I can't dance

My next piece about "So You Think You Can Dance" is up at Alpha Mom:

"As an adult I have no illusions that maybe with wisdom I picked up a little rhythm. But that hasn't stopped me from moving to music any chance I get, often while drinking and in front of large groups of frightened people. I dance not because I think I'm good at it -- I know I'm not -- but because of my love for it, and more than once someone has taken a picture of me pulling a move I learned from John Travolta and posted it to their website, usually with a caption that says, 'Something tells me this woman is drunk.' Interestingly, the way I move my body while intoxicated is no different than when I am sober, which is why I am lucky that a cop hasn't ever pulled me over and asked me to walk in a straight line."

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Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.

  • Bedtime, Leta lingering defiantly in the hallway. Jon: "If you want fart stories, you better get in bed RIGHT NOW."
  • RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
  • Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.

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