What family is for
"I was serious. If you or one of your brothers don't do something to deface my body at my funeral, I will have grossly overestimated the quality of our relationship."
"I'm not going to take my socks off at your funeral and then stick them in your casket. That would just be gross."
"That was only a suggestion, a jumping off point."
"Okay, you know what? Here's an idea. When you die I'm going to take a black Sharpie, walk up to your open casket and write BALLS across your forehead."
"Promise?"
"Promise."
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Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.
- RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
- Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.
- Our fish just died. And I'm sitting here crying. And it wasn't even my fault!
