Recent conversation with my former-Mormon hair stylist
"My boyfriend cannot wake up without a cup of coffee. Like, he will not get out of bed unless there is a cup of coffee waiting for him."
"Wait a second. How do you know this about him?"
"Um..."
"UM?"
"Because he told me?"
"Whatever. You've been spending the night with your boyfriend."
"PLEASE DON'T TELL MY MOTHER."
"You're totally living in sin."
"Not technically. It's more like I'm sleeping over in sin."
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Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.
- RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
- Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.
- Our fish just died. And I'm sitting here crying. And it wasn't even my fault!
