"My boyfriend cannot wake up without a cup of coffee. Like, he will not get out of bed unless there is a cup of coffee waiting for him."

"Wait a second. How do you know this about him?"

"Um..."

"UM?"

"Because he told me?"

"Whatever. You've been spending the night with your boyfriend."

"PLEASE DON'T TELL MY MOTHER."

"You're totally living in sin."

"Not technically. It's more like I'm sleeping over in sin."