Evidence that he and I would not have been fast friends in high school
"I need your help. Can you think of a name for this project I'm working on?"
"How about ASSCRACK?"
"No, seriously. I'm having a hard time coming up with something."
"How about THE VERY SERIOUS ASSCRACK?"
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