Overheard at a very civilized dinner party this weekend
"So I woke up the next morning, and my farts! They smelled like bacon!"
"Dude, that is so wrong."
"No! Not at all! I thought I was in heaven!"
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Heather talks about overcoming depression on today's Momversation.
- @TheHeatherB Royksopp, their latest is perfect for upping your heartrate.
- Babies who wake up at 4AM should be forced to push a handcart through Iowa in winter with her pregnant sister wives. And sing as she walks!
- Leta: "STOP FOLLOWING ME, COCO!"
I wonder where she picked up that exclamation.
