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"Why did you buy cat food?"
"I didn't. What are you talking about?"
"There's a can of cat food in our bag."
"Oops! I guess the checker accidentally put it in there."
"What are we going to do with a can of cat food?"
"I don't know, maybe Chuck will eat it."
"Are you kidding?! He'll grow boobs!"
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Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.
- RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
- Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.
- Our fish just died. And I'm sitting here crying. And it wasn't even my fault!
