Bedside manner
"I'm so happy that your moles came back malignant."
"Do what?"
"I'm happy! This is a good thing!"
"I think you meant to use the other word."
"That wasn't the right word?"
"No."
"Remind me what the other word is."
"Benign."
"That one! Your moles are benign!"
"The good thing? That you are not in charge of diagnosing anything."
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Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.
- Bedtime, Leta lingering defiantly in the hallway. Jon: "If you want fart stories, you better get in bed RIGHT NOW."
- RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
- Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.
