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April 2002
16:
  • Hopelessly Devoted
09:
  • Southern Blend: Sturdy & Roasty-Sweet
02:
  • Southern and Volatile
March 2002
26:
  • More Shabby Than Chic
19:
  • Preoccupied With What Nicole Kidman is Going to Wear
12:
  • Magically Delicious
04:
  • Unemployed & Unrepentant
February 2002
25:
  • Sucking on a Fat Broadband Teat
18:
  • Proud to be an American Wearing Imported Canadian Sportswear
11:
  • Cursing St. Valentine Until Last Week
04:
  • For Those Who Like Rum
January 2002
28:
  • Ready For This Jelly
21:
  • Where The Taste, The Taste, The Taste Is Gonna Move Ya
14:
  • Where There's No Such Thing As Too Much Gratuitous Female Nudity
08:
  • Updating My Blonde Highlights Every 4 to 6 Weeks
02:
  • Subverting Utah's Liquor Laws In The Name Of The Holy Spirit, Whiskey
December 2001
17:
  • I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus
10:
  • Not Needing No Hateration or Holeration in This Doocery
03:
  • Donning Now My Gay Apparel
November 2001
26:
  • Wishing I Had Stopped At The Fourth Serving of Stuffing, Burp
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Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.

  • RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
  • Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.
  • Our fish just died. And I'm sitting here crying. And it wasn't even my fault!

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