How to Annoy Me
Hide my keys in your toy box leaving me PANICKED for hours and hours and when I finally find them there amidst your half-gnawed books and bunnies who are missing their ears I notice that you have eaten my Albertson's Preferred Savings Card. How are we going to shop now, huh? HOW ARE WE GOING TO SHOP NOW?
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Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.
- Bedtime, Leta lingering defiantly in the hallway. Jon: "If you want fart stories, you better get in bed RIGHT NOW."
- RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
- Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.
