How to Annoy Me
Press your wet nose against my right leg THE ENTIRE TIME I AM BLOWING MY HAIR DRY, with an expression that says, "Are you gonna feed me? Are you gonna feed me? Are you gonna feed me?"
P.S. STOP LICKING THE COUCH.
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Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.
- RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
- Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.
- Our fish just died. And I'm sitting here crying. And it wasn't even my fault!
