Discover and proceed to explore your private parts while I'm trying to change your poopy diaper. Just stop.
Oh, and also, play tug of war with the wash cloth I'm using to wash your tummy. Let go. RELENT.
Heather weighs in on the difficulties of being both a wife and a mother on today's Momversation.
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