How to Annoy Me
Make the offhanded comment, "Well, there's a reason the species has made it this far. Motherhood is just not that hard or we would have died out long ago." No, the reason the species has made it this far is because in pre-historic times there were a lot of cliffs that mothers could fling themselves off of.
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Heather talks about Valentine's Day on today's Momversation.
- I know zero about sports, but my entire heart is screaming, "Go Saints! Go Saints!" I am a stereotypical woman. TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE, JON!
- Marlo has a tooth! So says the blood that she drew when she grabbed my hand and tried to gnaw off my thumb!
- Leta won't eat her birthday cake. I guess we should have made it out of chicken nuggets and iced it with refried beans.
