How to Annoy Me
She used to grit her gums, BUT NOW SHE HAS TEETH. SHE'S GRITTING HER TEETH. ALL THREE OF THEM.
GRIT. GRIT. GRIT.
There could not possibly be a more horrifying noise anywhere in the universe.
MY GOD, THE PAIN.
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Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.
- RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
- Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.
- Our fish just died. And I'm sitting here crying. And it wasn't even my fault!
