How to Annoy The Holy Living Shit out of Me
Pronounce furniture like "furt-ture" and treasure like "tray-zur" and Brighton like "Breye-un." I know your ancestors trekked across the plains and settled this land, but last I checked "Mormon General Authority" was not a sub-set of the English language.
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Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.
- Bedtime, Leta lingering defiantly in the hallway. Jon: "If you want fart stories, you better get in bed RIGHT NOW."
- RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
- Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.
