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Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.
- RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
- Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.
- Our fish just died. And I'm sitting here crying. And it wasn't even my fault!
301. Karen said:
GEORGE!!!
302. closet metrosexual said:
Girl.A - I'm an Arachibutyrophile; I luuuuuv peanut butter. Thanks for re-earning your reputation as queen of the hot-links.
303. honestyrain said:
is anyone else beginning to feel uncomfortable with The George! Obsession? i mean, poor George! was he ready for this? this overnight success? it can be a lot for a young man. Is anyone watching out for George!? i'm a little worried.
304. Sheryl said:
Yeah, Honestyrain, George might be developing a case of George-o-phil-o-phobia...
305. Drinking Pee said:
"If this sounds a little too bizarre to believe, consider that animals too will turn to urine to satisfy similar cravings. Domesticated reindeer, subsisting in the harsh habitat of the artic circle, happily permit their keepers to urinate directly into their mouths, appreciatively guzzling down the warm, mineral and vitamin-rich moisture. And butterflies, those graceful beauties of park and garden, sip a great deal more than flower nectar. Urine (human and non-human) is actually an important part of their nutritional intake."
And for the thrifty & frugal homemaker, see the embedded link "Practical Uses of Pee"
306. Ack! said:
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo...
307. kristine said:
Girl A - you are what nightmares are made of!
I LOVE YOU!
Kristine~handing over the computer to the responsible adult now.
308. Sheryl said:
Wow. Dooce, don't worry about Chuck... a little Sharpie-huffing damage can be repaired by a few naps, good meals, and fresh air.
From the peeing post and a couple of others it would seem that Chuck wasn't the only one huffing Sharpies today...
But I understand how you would feel bad about little Chuck. I once rubbed BenGay on my knee before going to bed and woke up in the morning with a 10 by 8 inch hole in my flannel nightgown. My cat had gone berserk in the night and tunneled under the covers and eaten the fabric that was touching my knee.
Apparently mint has a strange effect on some cats. But she recovered.
309. Brooks said:
Seriously... 307 comments?
310. espressoblogger said:
somebody call animal services!
311. Dipali said:
Lets stick to what is important . We all need 'Dooce' tee's !!
312. Trace said:
GEORGE MCFLOATER!
313. Shiz said:
I am soooooooo disturbed from today's links. Like really. I need a Charlie Brown movie. And lots of therapy. And to burn out my eyes. For real.
314. Shiz said:
I think this t-shirt would be lovely for dooce and dooce fans:
http://www.glarkware.com/securestore/c181846p16439139.2.html
315. Shiz said:
Trace, do we KNOW it was a floater?
316. Mo said:
Heather, I'm POSITIVE your puppy wants one of these: http://www.furlongspetsupply.com/humanga_tongue_dog_toy.htm
317. Fran said:
It's 5:30 in NY and reading these comments about poop, Monty Python, peanut butter, body parts with teeth that aren't supposed to have teeth is really weirding me out.
And that's why I come to this site. To be entertained and amazed by Dooce's wit, the posters' wit, and the dim and half wits.
318. Fran said:
OF GEORGE!!!!!
319. Fran said:
I mean OF FRANCE!!!!!
320. Dipali said:
I just might be the last one today ! OF LAST !!!!!
321. Last Dance said:
Last dance
Last chance, for love
Yes, it's my last chance, for romance, tonight
I need you, by me,
Beside me, to guide me,
To hold me, to scold me,
'Cause when I'm bad
I'm so' so bad
322. Lisa said:
hmm no new posting yet...
323. Lisa said:
Only the people on this board would get a kick out of this....last night ny one year old daughter was running around naked after her bath while mommy cleaned up the flood around the bathtub. Well unoticed by said mother the child pooped on the floor and proceed eo TASTE it. and come to her mother with it smeared on her lips....Imagine my reaction when I figured out what it was...........
324. RazDreams said:
Did you really do that to your dog??? That can't be good...
325. hmmm said:
326. RazDreams said:
Wonder what the new picture will be...?
327. Dipali said:
Last !!!
328. Rebekah said:
Lisa- what the heck did you do? I would have died!
329. sophie said:
yuck!
330. Kathy said:
330th!!!
331. Lori said:
I'm 33 weeks pregnant and jump pooped for the first time in six days. I feel glorious and was trying to think who I could share this wonderful feeling with who would fully understand and not be grossed out by the topic... ah, Dooce's comments.
332. Bob said:
Time to close this one. #332
Boo-yah
333. Sarah said:
Lori: "jump pooped"????
That conjures up very strange images indeed.
334. Kano said:
I wonder how many people that have digestive problems eat a lot of food out of the microwaves?
The second you put food into a microwave it destroys the Enzymes in the food. Without the enzymes in the food your digestive system has a much harder time going through the digestive process. So if you have a lot of stomach problems and eat a lot of foods from the microwave....try offsetting it with an enzyme supplement.
335. RazDreams said:
Where zee new pic??? :-(
336. colonblowgirl said:
I did a colon blow project. My roommate was all into colon blow and colonics. Anyway, just make sure you drink lots of water. That girl drinking the colon blow with "The Cramps" t-shirt was right on.
It wasn't that bad. I felt Cleansed.