Everyone in my family has green eyes but me
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Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.
- RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
- Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.
- Our fish just died. And I'm sitting here crying. And it wasn't even my fault!
1. Lucy said:
Gotta love that dog!
2. Lisa said:
Chuck has those eyes that say "I know a whole lot more than you think I do."
3. Taya said:
Cuuuute!!
4. nance said:
ahhh! i was having a chuck withdrawal. oh those beautiful, green eyes.
5. ginger said:
Chuck is so handsome.
6. redsaid said:
Yay! NOT that I have anything at all against Leta, but I've really missed seeing Chuck!
7. Lauren said:
He looks like a small deer, can we call him Bambo?
8. slick said:
i want a chuck so bad. stupid landlords and their stupid rules. sure, i can squeeze out a kid, but i can't have a dog. go figure.
9. kEma said:
nahh Thats not green
10. Danielle said:
I saw the thumbnail and though "that looks like fur! chuck!"
click.
yay. such a cutie.
(BTW I am still hoping to see more puppy-chuck pictures... surely you have more?)
11. Jennifer in Kansas City said:
Chuck rocks, no matter what color his eyes are.
He needs a single antler headpiece for the holidays, a la Max from "The Grinch"! Oooooh, holiday pictures are comin' from dooce! yay!
12. nicola said:
oh chuck he's still as adorable as ever and nah its not green
13. Dr. Johnny Fever said:
Cujo.....?
14. nicola said:
isnt the dog in kath and kim called cujo??
15. nefariousqueen said:
i have an urge to stretch my fingers under his chin and to give chuck one good, long mighty, dog-heaven scratch.
16. Eric said:
Chuck is the best. Is he on Dogster?
17. foofer said:
Are those freckles on Chuck's ears? Awwwwwwww.
18. Sara said:
I love tequila. What is a tequini?What's in it and how do I make one???
19. LeAnn said:
Yes, but Chuck, you're still the only one who can lick your own bits.
20. August95 said:
Looks like he is enjoying that nice rub. He sure is a cutie.
21. Liz said:
Beautiful.
22. Julie said:
What a little peanut head cutie!
Not to bring up the subject of Boohbah again...but I have a story. I get really bad migraines, and my neurologist put me on a medicine called Topamax on monday to try to prevent them. I've been on Topamax before and did great. Well, people on the "migraine street" call it Stupamax because, for a few weeks, until your body gets used to the medicine, you actually get kind of stupid. I started it Monday, and the stupidness hit Thursday morning. It started with me not being able to figure how to tie my shoes...took 5 minutes to get it right. THen I couldn't process how to get my daughter's coat on her while the TV was on - had to turn the TV off first so I could concentrate! Anyway...freaky stuff if you didn't know it would stop in a few weeks.
So...Thursday, my husband came home, and *I* had *MY* head resting on *my* *daughter's* leg, and we had been watching TIVO'd episodes of Boohbah and Elmo for 3 hours!!!!!!! I was seriously enjoying myself. The colors were just so pretty, the songs so nice, the peace/love/harmony atmosphere, all the action. My husband, on the other hand, was laughing his ass off and wanted to take a picture.
23. Kim said:
Aww Chuckles! I knew it would be him, I'd recognize a dog ear anywhere!
24. JP said:
Funny...I'm the on with the green eyes in my family...the rest have brown. Of course, this is what happens when your hubby is hispanic. His genes win.
25. Laurel 825 said:
His sister is cute, but Chuck Armstrong is a handsome devil.
26. Colleen from NJ said:
chalupa.
27. Melani said:
This is so funny, my husband just told our dog that today. I got on to him for pointing it out because now Brownie will know she's adopted!
28. Allan said:
On the off chance that you ever decided you don't want Chuck anymore, I will be glad to take him off your hands.
He is just too cute.
29. romy said:
dooce, i think i love you.
and your little dog, too.
:)
30. TracyDee said:
I don't know, but the flash reflection makes Chuck's eyes look green to me :)
BTW... I'm the only blue-eyed in my family, everyone else has brown... ditto those MACHO hispanic genes :)
31. Beth said:
Ahh, The Former Congressman! Such a sweet pupper face!
32. dänika said:
brown eyes have always done something to me, deep down. I love you, Chuck.
33. Kimberley H. said:
I think he looks a bit freaky-deaky there.
But maybe it's just me.
34. Sarcastic Journalist said:
dear chuck,
you look like you have a pulsing uterus on top of your head. just FYI.
Your friend,
The Sarcastic Journalist
35. So not first said:
Thirty fifth!
I am so special! Everyone bow to my wondrousness!
36. Liz said:
Awww! There he is! The most adorable Mr. Chucklesworth - the best congressman EVER!
With a face like that, who COULDN'T love him?
37. JulieT said:
He looks like he just did something good and got praised for it.
38. eeyore-na said:
Chuckles! Sweetie! Who's a good dog? Who? Who?
I know that Chuck's lineage may be mixed (the BEST kind!) but everytime I see the picture below, I think of him.
http://www.retropets.com/print.asp?PrintID=125
39. Becca said:
Everyone should have a Chuck.
40. Amber said:
Aww, jeez, you make me want a dog.
41. Paris Hilton said:
Chuck is hot!
42. TK said:
I want your dog!! He's just too cute....
TK
43. Fran said:
It's his tapetum lucidum reflecting light back green. Pretty anyway.
44. Christine said:
Senor Chuckles needs a rack o' reindeer antlers, I think. He'd look like "Max" from the Grinch. hehe.
45. The Mighty Jimbo said:
yo quiero taco bell.
46. Moxie said:
I cant stop staring at the one mole/wirey hair on his cheek. Tell Chuck electrolysis works.
47. Susan said:
pictures of chuck make my day better. every time.
48. Eric said:
File Under: Tickling
49. coskel said:
hey, Lisa:
Lisa said at 07:35AM, 12.11.2004:
Chuck has those eyes that say “I know a whole lot more than you think I do.â€
no, I think he's really saying "I've gotten into a lot more trash cans than you think I have"
50. gardens grey said:
Awww. I love Chuck!
51. stephanie said:
Okay, so what ARE the ingredients of a Tequini?
52. Kelly said:
I really wish I could show you my dog. She looks just like Chuck. I just asked my son to come look at this picture, and it took some explaining because he was absolutely sure Chuck was our Scooter. I love mutts!!
53. erin said:
recently as i was browsing a local retail store i noticed a familiar looking face. i thought to myself, no it couldn't be..but it was. i walked away and then back again (i was pretending to shop while my husband was trying to pick out my christmas present), but then it became unbearable. when he asked me if i needed any help, i found myself unable to control my actions. i lifted my finger, pointed at him, and said...."GEORGE!"
yes folks, i met him.
54. Tequini said:
1 ounces Tequila
ounce Dry Vermouth
1 dash Bitters
Stir and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with the twist of a lemon peel and an olive.
55. mrs. george #2 said:
WOW erin! You really met george? You rock. I hope you dry humped him right then and there. Or at least gave him your panties.
56. Fish said:
Dooce: re: "Leta gets licked by Chuck’s ass on a regular basis."
That's why I keep coming back here.
YOU. F-ING ROCK.
57. shy said:
love the chuck! love the chuck!
he almost looks like a reindeer in this photo.
58. heathabee said:
He's so handsome.
And that mole makes him look so distinguished!
*sigh*
59. JulieT said:
Dooce, you know how third grade boys tease girls they like? It seems kinda like that with Jon and the tickle thing. He tickles you because he loves you and the more he gets a rise out of you, the better!
60. Elegant Goose said:
That's awesome that somebody met George. What a weird way to become a celebrity- your cousin's slightly controversial website (well, majorly controversial, if you're the former employer or the family...)
I don't know what celebrity "list" that would count as, though. That's way lower than B list... sorry George.
***warning... off topic comment follows***
Re: all the poop talk from two days ago- you guys should all check out spreadingsantorum.com
It's run by Dan Savage, my all time favorite sex advice columnist. Santorum, the last name of a nastily conservative senator, was co-opted to refer to the by-product of, um, anal sex... so don't check out that website if you're offended by poo or butt-fucking. Happy Reading!
61. Lindsey said:
Sir Chuck's Alot looks fab no matter what color his eyes are! You Go Chuck!!!
62. SarahL said:
I, too possess a chuck-look-alike dog. Except she's a girl. I must have been subliminally influenced by all the photos here, so that when I saw this chuck-alike at the pound I had to take her home with me despite overwhelming evidence that she was (and is) a little crazy and will perpetually jump on every human she meets for the rest of her life. Oh well, the soft bits of fur under her ears make up for the trouble.
63. Karen Rani said:
Awww! What a sweetie Chuck is. You are so blessed. I was thinking the other day that you and I should have named our dogs "Pacey" though.....for all the click-clicking on the hardwood. ARGH! Course, that evokes many images of Dawson's Creek - you know that show where all the teenagers are cross-eyed? I used to call it Cross-Eyed Creek. And didn't they all sleep with each other over the course of that show? I'm pretty sure they did....anyway! Cross eyed, star crossed lovers........
Chuck rocks!
64. stephanie said:
thanks....uh...tequini
I'm gonna try that.
65. stephanie said:
thanks....uh...tequini
I'm gonna try that.
66. stephanie said:
oh shit, whoops.
67. Tanya said:
He even used the words “covalent bonds,†after which I told him to stop or I would have to take him to the bedroom RIGHT THEN.
Some people totally don't understand why I love you. And that's totally why.
68. heathertoo said:
Has he been de-balled? You could be making millions on stud service!
69. Me said:
There you go chuck, smile to the camera and move your tail like a good mormon.
70. Ali said:
I can't wait til I get a puppy. Naturally, mine won't be as intelligent as Chuckles... he'll be a former attorney. Nothing quite as exciting as a former CONGRESSMAN.
Also, I loved your last entry, Dooce. It was hilarious.
71. Katie said:
Ex-Mormons are cool. Like mutts are cool. Go Chuck & Nicki & guy!
72. lizpenn said:
Please link to Nikki and Ryan's article when it comes out -- I'd love to hear their take on Tequini night. And thanks again for existing.
73. Kaycee said:
I wish there was a directory of ex-mormons who aren't anti-mormon and their blogs. That's a specific directory I could totally support.
74. GEORGE! said:
I'm glad Erin didn't post where I worked (like I asked, thanks very much). Because if she did I would have ruined her husband's surprise. Well, I take that back, I'm not that big of an asshole.
Chuck gives his love, as he was just laying his head on my crotch as I was reading the comments.
75. Lisa said:
Isn't it great when they learn how to do things for themselves??? Isn't the first time they try adorable??? *sigh* I love having my heart in a million pieces.....
76. Rebekah said:
erin: I can't believe you met George!
77. Amanda B. said:
Chuck always looks slightly nervous in his pics. Or guilty.
George!
78. Super Turtle Girl said:
Oh Chuckie! Why can't I have a puppy as cute as you? I don't care if you throw up and chew up the garbage.
79. Susie said:
Loved the Leta and the comb story. I'll bet she'll comb a doll's hair now; I have some heartbreakingly precious photos of my now much older daughter when she was Leta's age, combing her dolly's hair in her crib. Bet she'll comb Chuck too, given the chance. Can't wait to see the photos!
80. Mouse said:
CHUKK! Lissinn. I gatt yor e-mall askeen 4 hilp. Jistt as sun I can I wel git 2 Yuta andd sav yew. Kip upp thi actt jist a leettel bitt langir. And DUN't BIT JONN. I no hi iss annuyeen butt dun't do itt. Hithir wel git bak at yew ef yew du. Shi es MIN. Dun't mis wit hir. Shi eets bebes! Shi prable eets dags 2 su dun't resk itt.
Lov,
Mos.
81. Chloe said:
I work retail too! Does that make me cool like George! by association? No? It just means my soul is slowly being sucked out of my ears o-n-e customer at a time? Okay, then.
Goodbye, soul.
And kudos to Fran for actually remebering what that funky shit at the back of an animal's eyeball is called! (Oh, Anatomy and physiology. I will never think of a cow's eye (without retching) ever again, and it's all thanks to you. No thanks, by the way).
82. Thalia said:
awww. He's super cute.
83. Paula said:
I just want to hug and smooch on Chuck, he's so cute!
84. Kath said:
Chuck!
Question for Blurbodoocery...what does Chuck want Santa to bring him for Christmas? I mean, besides more tequila??
85. CLICK ME! said:
Holy crap. I was looking for 'random' during a google search (yeah, i'm random and odd) anyway, I found this picture (click the CLICK ME! link) and I had to laugh. I think Heather will love it.
Please let me know if you got it...if not, i'll just keep posting until you say you saw it, it was lame, leave you alone ;)
86. bird said:
You are a wonderful writer. But I can't figure out why so many people love to be "first."
Do you ever get tired of everyone kissing your ass?
87. Kerri said:
No comb in the mouth?? Must have been an amazing moment!
88. Shiz said:
What a BEAUTY!
89. Bridget Kelly said:
Yeah, but at least in Chuck's case, not the irises.
90. newborn said:
I have just the solution for Chuck's mole - Magnet Therapy.. for pets! Taken from a random googling:
There is a revolutionary new treatment now available for pets- - dogs and cats -- young and old -- large and small. It's called magnetic therapy. Magnetic therapy is showing great promise -bringing relief and healing to all pets plagued with arthritis, rheumatism, old age, blindness and just about any other illness that attacks their human counterparts. Magnets have been known to restore sight to a dog with cataracts. It has also healed open sores. It is helping in Emergency Medicine, too. Magnets applied to broken bones heal twice as fast. A dog recovered from poison in 24 hours. A dog bitten by a rattlesnake was up and about four hours later.
Wow. What a load of utter bollocks.
Cool dog btw.
91. christilee said:
Do they also have a whisker sticking out of a big doggy beauty mark? Just wondering, because if that, you'd be lucky!
92. Sarah said:
He looks evil there. I'll have nightmares for weeks about green-eyed dogs chasing me down.
93. the niffer said:
He's got your smile.
Thanks for making me laugh EVERY DAY.
I love Chuck. I just held my cat-dog up to the screen and said, "why can't you be more like HIM?"