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Yeah, that there is snow, and that's me on the inside not being able to go for a walk

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  • 1. krissy pants said:

    brrrrr

  • 2. Angie M said:

    It snows so seldomly here in England that when I see it I immediately think I must be entitled to a day off work to play in it! I guess the novelty wears off after a while though!

  • 3. Nicole said:

    beautiful picture.

  • 4. Michael said:

    Is it too late to start the wagons for California? Will you meet the Donner party for dinner or will you be the dinner? Too many choices. I bet the president will tell us what to do.

  • 5. kelly said:

    at least there's still internet! or, eh, something.

  • 6. Nicole said:

    beautiful photo.

  • 7. elswhere said:

    And a nice old window, with grouted edges and everything, not the crappy mini-sliding doors we have in the Northwest.

    I never thought I'd be nostalgic for *windows.*

  • 8. -leslie.- said:

    I like the photo, but I like the story about the buffalo wings even better. 25 wings in three minutes is quite an accomplishment. Did you go to Hooters? I like their Three Mile Island wings, but I always sweat when I eat them. :)

  • 9. Daniel said:

    Not to rub it in or anything, but it's 75 degrees and bright blue skies here in Southern California. Wanna come over and play?

  • 10. CDNRXBY said:

    "not the crappy mini-sliding doors we have in the Northwest."

    Or here in Canada. :-)

    J in TO

  • 11. liminalspace said:

    looks so sinister

  • 12. manda said:

    After growing up in the land of snow, I am SO glad I live in Florida!

  • 13. Karen Rani said:

    Note to self: ask doctor to increase anti-depressant meds for the winter....

    Need 'em more then.....

  • 14. Sarah said:

    Beautiful photo, I can't believe it's snowing out there.

    And 25 wings in 3 minutes should cure any constipated person! (Sorry if that was gross, but it's true.)

  • 15. RazDreams said:

    *Lock* that window, grrrl!!!

  • 16. LT said:

    I want snow already.

    I lived in both Ogden, Utah and Buffalo, New York and even though I know snow is coming soon here where I live, it can't come soon enough.

  • 17. contessa said:

    I kinda miss snow. Not the scraping the half-inch layer of ice off the windshield part, but the muffled quietude and icicle part. I demand more pictures of snow!

  • 18. WindyLou said:

    Do they allow Hooters in Utah? Dooce, come back home for a visit and I'll get you some REAL wings. D'Bo's are by far the best.
    http://www.frommers.com/destinations/memphis/D54157.html

  • 19. a huge dooce fan said:

    Sometimes I think you could take a picture of the worlds ugliest asscrack and some asshead would come along and say “nice ass picture” just because you’re a good ass photographer. :-) Said in the nicASS of ways….

  • 20. Chessy said:

    I live vicariously through your snow, so, yeah, More Snow, Please. :)

  • 21. Hillary said:

    Let the frog princess play in the snow! Or rather, let her sit there in the snow. Maybe having a cold butt will be the motivation she needs to scoot around a bit!

  • 22. Erin said:

    We had snow here for ten minutes yesterday. It fell hesitantly and the flakes were huge and soft. The beautiful flakes then morphed into small wet ice nuggets that actually HURT when they hit your head and then slowly melted down your jacket. There are aspects of winter I am not ready for.

  • 23. Shmee said:

    Yikes. We don't even have snow yet here in chilly Canada (though they're calling for it). Speaking of Canada, I just read an interesting tidbit in the paper: on November 3rd, Citizenship and Immigration Canada had 10x the usual number of hits on its website...and the vast majority came from the U.S (115,000). Come on up folks!

  • 24. Kristin said:

    Today is another gorgeous day in Austin with a high of 75. I love warm weather!

  • 25. Melanie S said:

    Oh, the snow! Living in North Texas, we usually get a ton of ice and maybe 3 inches of snow, but that only lasts for a day or so. I'm SO jealous.

  • 26. TracyDee said:

    Looks cold to me...

  • 27. Chanelbaby said:

    Wait, how could you not have had buffalo wings in 29 years? I hope you slathered them with blue cheese.

  • 28. Karen said:

    It's finally getting a little chilly in South Mississippi. We went swimming lase weekend and now we have to wear jackets. I don't know if any of you have seen this website or not but I thought it was hilarious!
    http://uk.download.yahoo.com/ne/fu/attachments/buildabetterbush.htm

  • 29. Charmaine said:

    Wow - snow already? That's even worse that living in Wisconsin! I'm not ready for snow yet. Great shot though, especially considering the lighting differences.

  • 30. Chris From Ohio said:

    We're staring down the barrel of the snow gun ourselves, here. I'm not ready for this. I'm in total denial.

  • 31. Catherine said:

    What a beautiful photo. I wish it snowed in Sydney.

  • 32. Lindsey said:

    I feel for ya babe, we got snow here in NH last night too :(

  • 33. flora said:

    maybe the great g-o-d is punishing utah for voting for the awful b-u-s-h.

    just a thought. ;)

    ps- i want you to know that although i take your struggles very seriously, you have also come out of it all beautifully and thus have made me want to have a baby very badly. those cute pictures are just too much for me. so stop it!! no babies for me yet! nah, keep up the good work. i'll try to be patient, and bide my time looking at cute pictures of the frog queen.

  • 34. CDNRXBY said:

    I guess it's not JUST Canada that's under constant snow watch!
    :-)

    ALSO: I'm somehow not shocked by what Schmee said about the Canada Immigration website. I wonder how many of those 115,000 hits were from gay couples? Gay marriage IS legal in five of ten Provinces and one of three Territories. I wonder if America will ever have the same percentage of States support gay marriage?

    Dooce - Where did you learn to take such good photos? You have an AMAZING eye for it. My favourite is the one with Leta having fallen over in her frog suit! :-) She's a cute little girl!

    J in TO

  • 35. RJ said:

    Um, GO FOR A WALK IN THE SNOW! Let the snow crunch under your boots, let chuck roll around in it and shake it everywhere and act all doggy nuts and happy, teach Leta to make snow angels, throw snowballs.

  • 36. Sue FromOhio said:

    I can not WAIT for it to snow here...I am SOOOOO jealous.

  • 37. Em said:

    Wow. Mucho snow. Stupid winter.

  • 38. Sue From Ohio said:

    Oh and about the buffalo wings...are they made from REAL buffalo, BAHAHAHAHAA just kidding.

    I thought you were 30?

  • 39. Stacey said:

    We'll be joining you here in Canada by Monday. Atleast that's what the weather man is saying.

    Ugh

  • 40. Liisa said:

    I'm thinking 2 things:
    1) Has Leta played in the snow yet? That sounds like fun.
    2)Really? Just met Buffalo wings? Just recently? So, like, um, you haven't ever had a 25 spicy buffalo wing poop? Oh, Heather...

  • 41. Ty said:

    Oh, God, Heather!! Liisa is SOOO right!!!! Ha!Ha! I can just imagine the the posts tomorrow...errr...a couple days from now?? Titled, "Buffalo Wings, thou art EVIL!"

  • 42. Amber said:

    29 years and no wings until now? Girl you are JUST NOW STARTING LIFE! mmm mmm

    By the way, I live up here in the north and I haven't seen any snow. What is up with that? *so jealous* (I lived in central Texas most of my life, so snow is still a novelty for me) :)

    Love in Christ,
    Amber <><

  • 43. Heather 2 said:

    My boyfriend kept telling me that he went to Hooters for the food. I never believed him...until I went with. I'm now hooked. Buffalo sauce has now become my obsession, and I put it on absolutely ANYTHING I can think of. YUM!

  • 44. Angie M said:

    Does anyone have a good receipe for buffalo wings? I have an urge to try them myself now!

  • 45. Aimee said:

    ah snow - I'm a Californian too and don't see much of it. I spent two days in it and realized about 2 hours into the trip that the act of shoveling snow...to make enough space to park a VW Beetle in the driveway...is enough to make the novelty of snow wear off. :) Bring on the 75 degree days!

  • 46. Toni said:

    Did Chuck take that picture?

    : )

  • 47. Ty said:

    I used to work at a restaurant that had grilled buffalo wings, not fried and loved them. I figured out how to make them recently...it's SUPER easy. Get some Frank's Red Hot--it is the flavor of buffalo wings you will recognize--marinate some wings in it for as long as you can...minimum 30 min. Then grill them and add a little sauce as you grill with a basting brush. Then give them a quick toss in some more Frank's to give them a little extra kick and the right messy feel. And by the way, Frank's is what we used at the restaurant. I used to see it brought in by the caseload. Hope that helps...

  • 48. Vanessa said:

    Aaaah snow!! Makes me want to cry. Bring on the seasonal depression.

    On Buffalo wings: I'm Rochester, NY. Just a hop, skip, and a jump to the birthplace of those spicy little birdies. Mmmmm.

  • 49. angelala said:

    go play in the snow!

  • 50. Heatheranne said:

    I hate snow! I dread winter, but my husband loves snow and winter.

  • 51. Kathleen S said:

    I'm from Buffalo and I admit, I take the wings for granted. And trust me, Buffalo makes the best wings! The city hosts an annual chicken wing festival every year and people wear big foam chicken wing hats (kind of like cheese heads but not cheese).

    LOVE this site!

  • 52. Casey Kelley said:

    I want snow. :(

  • 53. Danika said:

    Here in Alberta we've had snow since mid Oct. it snowed a lot. However NOW the weather is warmer so the snow is all gone. I love snow.. hate the cold that comes with it though.

    Mmmm Buffalo wings

  • 54. laura said:

    Here, Angie -

    http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/recipe_views/views/101925

    Or just buy a bottle of Louisiana Hot Sauce and follow the recipe on the bottle. :)

  • 55. jess said:

    we don't even have snow up here in my part of Canada yet! I'm jealous!

  • 56. Jennifer said:

    I hear that. I finally got a treadmill (much to my boyfriend's chagrin (he thinks our ceilings are too low and I'm going to hit my head when I'm walking!)). It's the only way I'm going to get through the winter doldrums. Hang in there!

  • 57. beachgal said:

    I moved south specifically to get away from snow. I do NOT miss it, tho I do think it can be quite beautiful. Now, if they even threaten freezing temps, the place goes crazy. You'd think, since 90% of the people here are FROM the north, they'd remember how to drive in what little snow we get sometimes. But no, they are complete idiots. Oh well. Comes with the territory.

    Hope Leta gets to play in the snow soon!

  • 58. storm said:

    i lvoe your monthly letters to leta... it is a joy to see your family grow and develope together!

    your an awesome mom!

    storm

  • 59. heidi said:

    bundle up and go for a walk anyway.
    snowshoes are totally fashionable and snowshoeing is a great workout.

    i live in new hampshire and can't wait for our first significant snowfall.

  • 60. Laura said:

    My friend, the wings have been at Hooters all along. You just had to believe.

    I'm jealous of your snow.

  • 61. KS said:

    I can't decide which I want more: snow or wings.

  • 62. Susan said:

    25 wings and feet of snow. and the cutest baby and dog ever.
    your life is like my birthday EVERY DAY.

  • 63. patti said:

    I can't wait for the snow to arrive here because it means no more questions from our nosy neighbor!!!!

  • 64. The Mighty Jimbo said:

    mush chuckles! mush!

  • 65. cara said:

    I like the photo, but don't understand why you didn't blur the foreground and focus on the background snow.

  • 66. Jill said:

    I live in Canada and have yet to see the white stuff. You lucky girl you!

  • 67. Amanda B. said:

    I have a dumb question. How come you can't walk in the snow? I'm asking because we don't get the snow here in MS. We just get bone chilling sticky wet coldness for about a month.

  • 68. the niffer said:

    Yep, we're still waiting for snow in SW Ontario. It poured rain so much yesterday that I was wishing we had snow.

    My hubby's a snow bunny - can't wait for the stuff and never wants it to leave. But he's from Goderich, ON where they have snow WEEKS, not days (i.e. school's closed).

    I don't mind shovelling snow, but only at night. It's so quiet and all the neighbours are outside, so we visit and complain about the snow. It really sucks to shovel in the morning when you're late for work.

    Can Chuck make snow angels? I think it's safe to assume Leta can, thanks to the frog-on-back demo.

  • 69. kim said:

    why can't you go for a walk in the snow?

  • 70. kim said:

    oh and - jeah, those russians are the sweetest. also - they can drink..

  • 71. maryse said:

    i think you need to get this for chuck...

    http://www.cafepress.com/kerrykiosk.14429601

  • 72. Shiz said:

    It's 10C/50F right now in beautiful Vancouver, Canada. I agree with Angie M (#2). Snow is for having FUN in.

    Though I dd live in Kansas City, and then the snow/ice/coooooold thing really sucked.

  • 73. Christilee said:

    Damiano’s Pizza is one of my faorite places to eat. Reading your blog makes everything here so much more exciting. When I drive up Barrigton to the 405 I look for that Guy/Girl in between the coffe Bean and Starbucks. Thanks Heather =)

  • 74. Carol said:

    Here's a recipe that my friend made the other night. Buffalo Chicken Dip. Awesome!! And not so messy as regular chicken wings.

    4 boneless, skinless chicken breasts (about 2 pounds)

    1 (12-ounce) bottle Frank's Hot Sauce

    2 (8-ounce) packages cream cheese

    1 (16-ounce) bottle blue cheese salad dressing (or ranch dressing if you prefer)

    8 ounces shredded sharp cheddar, Monterey Jack or a combination

    In a large saucepan, boil the chicken in water until cooked through (about 15 minutes), drain and shred with two forks.

    Preheat oven to 350 degrees. In a 13-by-9-inch baking pan, combine the shredded chicken meat with the hot sauce, spreading to form an even layer.

    In a large saucepan over medium heat, combine the cream cheese and blue cheese dressing, stirring until smooth and hot. Pour the mixture evenly over the chicken. Bake uncovered for 20 minutes, then sprinkle the shredded cheese over the top and bake uncovered for another 10 minutes. Let stand 10 minutes before serving.

  • 75. DG said:

    Oh, dooce ~ the stories of love you tell!

    *faints with the kewteness of it all*

  • 76. DG said:

    (Crappy Poopy Asterisk Annihilation.)

  • 77. Laura said:

    Damn you dooce. I keep reading your story about the chicken wings (how can you not know about glorious chicken wings) and even though I am feeling nauseated from working where I work, I have to go have chicken wings. I HAVE TO. I AM DYING FOR THE WINGS.

  • 78. DeAnn said:

    Can't walk, car's broken. Man, you're really stuck!!

  • 79. DM said:

    People, are you insane? I live in Minnesota (sometimes affectionately referred to as The Tundra) and I am dancing for joy that it hasn't snowed yet. Dooce, you have my symphathy. Snow bad.

  • 80. Daniel said:

    All of this talk of buffalo wings and pizza has mee thinking. I have decided to spend the weekend eating and drinking myself into a junk food coma. Party's at my house. Bring your sleeping bag. (And a lighter so we can blue flame our buffalo wing farts).

  • 81. Brian said:

    You gotta find a place that has all you can eat wings and all you can drink beer for 4 hours.
    That'll keep anyone regular for the rest of the week.

    ps. just wanted to say hi, long time reader, first time poster. (its something about the wings and poop i guess)

  • 82. Jeff said:

    I have to say I absolutely love to fart....but I look forward even more to my evening colon evacuation!!

  • 83. Amanda said:

    Pew.

  • 84. Leon about to be Crucified by the Right said:

    Now, I apologize ahead of time for this. I realize we'd moved on and away from the itchy red rash of political blabbering.

    ......but this is just great stuff

    The front page of yesterday's UK Daily Mirror reads;

    "DOH! 4 more years of Dubya"

    "How can 59,054,087 people be so DUMB?"

    Made me wonder the same thing

    .....well, that and a whole lot of laughing

    ......oh, and the image is now framed in my office

  • 85. Tamara said:

    I love Damiano's! Particularly the dim lighting inside. "Is this my pizza?" "No that's my hand."

  • 86. Girl Detective said:

    Just when I think I can't enjoy your site any more, you do one of your monthly letters to Leta and I am floored.

    I got a sunbox a couple years ago to help me get through the Minnesota winters. But my baby has been waking up an hour earlier this week--apparently he didn't get the memo on daylight savings time--so I haven't been able to use it. I learned the hard way (wide awake at 3am) that you should use a sunbox early in the day or not at all.

  • 87. Kristina said:

    Ew, snow. It's 52 degrees here in Chicago, and I'm definitely not ready for snow yet.

    On Buffalo wings: I'm 20, and I've never had any either. I'm afraid of them.

  • 88. 0xCC said:

    Anyone else notice that the Google ads on this site now include hot sauce and chili pepper sites? ;)

  • 89. mainer said:

    generally LUV LUV LUV your stories, but the albee story was boring.

  • 90. erin said:

    mainer - you may not realize that a blog is someone's online journal that we are graciously ALLOWED to read. It is not for your entertainment and amusement.

    If you don't have anything nice to say...

  • 91. Erin (different one) said:

    I LOVED the albee story.

  • 92. Laurie said:

    Loved the albee story, my neighbour is very similar except he is a old french gentleman. He leaves bottles of nice wine by our door, but then claims that someone else must have left it. I've caught him through the peephole before. :D

    I LOVE LOVE LOVE Hooter's Old Bay wings. And Hooter's Dayota wings. I can withstand the semi-naked women for some Old Bay wings....yummm

  • 93. Ev said:

    I'm in Maine and haven't seen snow yet this year. I don't like driving in it, but I love looking at it. But it's pretty cold here already and with the price of fuel being what it is...by the way, speaking of Canada, here's a website of Canadians who are offering us a way out via marriage
    http://www.marryanamerican.ca/

  • 94. Mo said:

    OMG you guys are making me want wings. They might just be the perfect bite size food. I love how satisfying it is to strip the tiny bones of thier flesh...kind of like cracking open a crab leg and getting a big mouthfull...
    ok. sorry if i'm gross. I love food.

  • 95. maggie said:

    **warning, gross medical stories here, don't read if you're squeamish!**

    Hey, no making fun of "medical investigation," especially because "gynecological examination" would actually be quite a fascinating show--when I did my rotation through ob/gyn in med school, we had to work in a clinic in NYC. Not to be gross or anything, but you'd be surprised at the kind of stuff people do and the stories people tell you about what happened. We once had a woman ask us to do a post-coital test (it is just what it sounds like) because she couldn't figure out if her husband was placing his penis in the "right hole." They sent me and another med student to go do it. Turns out he was in the right spot, but had a small penis and just wasn't very good in bed.

    There was this one Attending Physician (the head MD) who used to yell (very inappropriately, I might add) at all his female patients who came into the clinic with chemical vaginitis, "NOTHING besides tampons and penises in the vagina! NOTHING!" Us med students used to have to turn away and cough or something to try not to bust out into laughter. To this day, I can still hear him screaming at those women, and want to crack up. It boggles my mind that anyone actually ever came back to see him...

    I promise I will never again share gross stories from the medical world.

  • 96. lori said:

    I'm going to have to link to your site in my Christmas card. I must spread the joy of reading such a well written site. Why must you express my feelings about the world exactly and in such an amusing light to distract me from very important working business?! The only solution is to get all my coworkers equally addicted so then we can call it "training." How did people get amused on a daily basis before INTERNET?

  • 97. Big Gay Sam said:

    hmmm... I didn't even have frost on my car this morning. I love New Mexico. ;op

  • 98. Brian said:

    You know, I was driving to the bank on my lunch break today and saw a sign for Damiano's and thought " oh god yes, pizza's a great idea!" But then the harsh reality that Im on Long Island and not Cali set it.
    My stomach grumbled.
    It was sad.
    I had Wendy's instead.
    *sigh*

  • 99. wonder said:

    "A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." Winston Churchill

  • 100. Amanda said:

    oh please.

  • 101. midwifegoddessannie said:

    I want more George... he needs his own blog.

  • 102. contessa said:

    Yay, George!

  • 103. DM said:

    I want more George as well. I loved the duct taping pictures. That was great. He does need his own blog.

  • 104. Hillary said:

    Maggie,
    That story just made me laugh so loudly that my roomate asked me what the hell could be so funny. After reading it she laughed just as hard. You should have a blog!

  • 105. Angie M said:

    I can't wait to hear about George's adventures when he's demormonized and leaves BYU!

    Looking at the photos in Georges's post... do you get issued the FANTASTIC teeth when you sign up to be a mormon, or is it because everyone in Utah can trace their family tree back to the Osmond clan?

  • 106. Mary said:

    I heart George.

    Isn't "Having Fun In College With The Opposite Sex" a huge sin?

    And, is George going to another college or graduating?

    Again, I heart George.

  • 107. Gia on Guam said:

    Maggie, I loved the NOTHING story!

    The Albee story made be go "awwwww" and sigh.

    George SO needs his own blog. But the guest writing on Dooce is good too. Suggestion: George needs is own pull down category.

    I've been a vegetarian for a little more than a month now. Personal choice after seeing Super Size Me. But oh how I now crave some buffalo wings!

  • 108. Carol said:

    the best thing about snow is skiing. love to ski. would do it every day of my life. but, alas, i live in georgia.

  • 109. Sue From Ohio said:

    GEORGE FRICKIN'ROCKS!!!! Where he's going now? I hear OU (Ohio University not Orthodox Union) in Athens (Ohio not Greece) has an opening for an 'interesting' student...I live about 5 hours away but George has a place here in Ohio, if he wants to commute, WHEEEEEEEEEE...

  • 110. mrs. george #2 said:

    WHAT'S THIS? George is in Texas?! Well I am also in Texas and want to dry hump George's sweet ass. YOU ROCK MY WORLD, GEORGE! And I want to add that those Mormons are soooo wicked awesome for ALL OWNING SLEEPING BAGS, namely the guy with the Scooby Doo bag.

  • 111. tiffany said:

    Heather, my husband's purpose in life is to make noises that annoy me. His secondary purpose in life is to someday own an old Ford truck, but even when he's working on that goal (by obsessively surfing used car websites) I know he's also thinking up new irritating noises he can make later on to annoy me with.

    OMG Maggie. That was great! Please don't promise not to share anymore... I almost didn't read it because I am squeamish but hahahaha I'm glad I decided not to be a sissy.

  • 112. tiffany said:

    mrs.george #2, dry humping is illegal in Texas. Are you planning to BREAK THE LAW? Shame on you.

  • 113. Amanda B. said:

    Makes me miss my college days. Of course I don't really remember my college days...because I was a little bit too un-Mormon.

    Those kids are so adorable. George seems like a very intelligent, kindhearted young man. Fabulous!

  • 114. tonya said:

    Yay George!! Come to the University of North Dakota...the number 2 binge drinking city in the nation! 'Cause you gotta have goals.

  • 115. mrs. george #2 said:

    Tiffany, it's only illegal when done in the bed of a pick up truck. All other forms of humping are fair game. And yes, if I ever get my mitts on George I plan on breaking MANY laws; but more importantly I plan on breaking the moral code of Mormonism by which he abides.

  • 116. Cristina said:

    Wings are obviously prohibited by the Mormon faith and that is why Dooce hasnt had them until now. DUH.

    Welcome to the dark side, Dooce.

  • 117. Peter Hentges said:

    George!!!

    That is all.

  • 118. Ms.Chievous said:

    Hey George, I have a hot sister pursueing her Masters at BYU. Let me know man. Oh wait, she is Mormon. Make sure you wear your magick undies.
    :o)

  • 119. Amanda said:

    I'm to drunk and tired to read...why is that boy letting other boys tape him to a wall?

  • 120. mrs. george #2 said:

    Because they're mormon, Amanda. Mormons do such unexplainable things as taping young chaps to walls. Don't ask questions, just accept it. Now have another shot.

  • 121. George said:

    I was in texas when I wrote the article, I'm now back in Utah, where it snows, like the picture.

  • 122. mrs. george #2 said:

    Come back, dammit.

  • 123. dooce said:

    george is definitely not gay. women, he is ripe for the taking!

  • 124. midwifegoddessannie said:

    George.. there is a picture of you with your arm around a bloke... are you gay? You are disappointing a lot of young women.