Someone slapped these Bush stickers on all the STOP signs in the neighborhood. I'm sure once the culprit is smoked out and brought to justice that Utah officials will kill him by firing squad.
We ALL need a new president! If I have to listen to my boyfriend and father tell me what a horrible state our country will be in if Kerry gets elected much longer, there is a possibility I might stab one of them in the eye with a rusty fork.
I, too, have voted - and the anticipation is killing me. That sign is frigging great. I like your neighborhood!!
10.22.04 - 05:52 AM
11. Kellie said:
Wow, I must be the only Republican to visit Dooce's page. Or maybe I'm part of a silent minority. Regardless, I completely disagree with your politics (and I'm not even Mormon! : ) but I still love your page!! You've taken some great pictures and I really enjoy your sense of humor. My husband and I both have spent hours going through the archives reading your posts, and we both thoroughly enjoy what you have to say whether we agree or not. Best wishes!
Cheers,
Kellie in Kentucky
10.22.04 - 05:52 AM
12. ginger said:
Isn't it so cool to be against Bush?
10.22.04 - 05:57 AM
13. angela marie said:
No, Kellie, I'm here too. Not that I consider myself a Republican...but I do have an opposing viewpoint to those usually posted here. That's cool. I agree, I love Dooce's work and I will be so glad when November THIRD comes around.
Hee, we have stickered signs like that in Victoria (Canada) too. But they usually say STOP Eating Meat. We apparently have a lot of hippies here. :D
10.22.04 - 05:59 AM
16. RJ Hampden said:
The guy could've at least gotten the stop sign red right. That just looks retarded. Except for the stopping of the bush sentiment. That's a-right on.
Kellie, go eat shit, you war-mongering, mindless twit.
Kellie - You're not the only one. I'm glad you said what you said. You can still enjoy someone's personality and who they are without agreeing on everything they stand for.
I think there is something very wrong with this country if Bush wins. (I would say "If Bush wins *again*" but he didn't win the first time.)
Sadly, Ohio still seems to be in favor of Bush. Maybe I need to start putting the stickers up on our stop signs.
10.22.04 - 06:04 AM
20. Tracy said:
Oh man... I wish I had thought of that when they were handing out Bush/Halliburton (ooops, I mean Bush/Cheney) stickers last week...
10.22.04 - 06:05 AM
21. Julie said:
I'm a poll watcher in Arkansas, too. They don't anticipate any problems, but I'm TOTALLY ready to get all Angie Dickinson and "STOP RIGHT THERE" on their asses if they try pulling anything funny.
Here in Arkansas, they changed my polling place before the last presidential election, and when I couldn't get to the new place in time, they tried to keep me from casting my ballot at the polling place where I was. I knew enough to tell them that I was entitled to complete a provisional ballot, and did so. Now, whether or not that got counted, I guess we'll never know...
10.22.04 - 06:06 AM
22. ginger said:
Dooce, your insight into motherhood and pooping are priceless even if you are a Democrat...just kidding!
BTW....I have to agree with Kellie and Angela Marie which is what I meant by my previous question.
10.22.04 - 06:08 AM
23. Shannon said:
What you should take a picture of is that awesome stopsign on N Street that has "hammer time" underneath the word "Stop". Now THAT is funny.
10.22.04 - 06:10 AM
24. Kano said:
Well at least you have the proper punishment for Kerry supporters correct. I actually voted for Kerry before I voted against him. This is Kano and I approve this message.
10.22.04 - 06:12 AM
25. Kelli said:
I've seen those stickers on signs here in North Carolina too. Not that it will help Kerry win NC, even if it is our senator running for VP. Sigh.
Please, get out and VOTE people!!!
10.22.04 - 06:17 AM
26. Anna said:
It's particularly nice that that sign has a bullet hole in it. I think anyplace where people shoot at signs clearly needs more democratic graffiti.
ha! i took a very similar picture in san diego. it was on the stop sign outside the convention center and tons of people were flooding past it everyday. great advertising!
"RJ Hampden said at 07:59AM, 10.22.2004:
The guy could’ve at least gotten the stop sign red right. That just looks retarded. Except for the stopping of the bush sentiment. That’s a-right on.
Kellie, go eat shit, you war-mongering, mindless twit."
Dude, what the fuck? There's a word, "democracy", you may have heard it. It means that we are all entitled to our own opinions. That means everyone in this country. Even the ones who disagree with you. I know that must be hard for an obvious intellectual such as yourself to accept, but it's true.
That being said, love, love, LOVE the sticker. Kudos to the brave Utahan who went to the trouble of making those.
10.22.04 - 06:48 AM
40. Jillian said:
I'm a proud republican. Thanks for being the first (today) to stand up!
I just hope that all of our votes will be counted so we have a fair election this time.
For people those who are voting for Bush, are you just voting because he is a Republican and you support the Republican party or do you actually support what he is saying? Just curious.
10.22.04 - 06:57 AM
47. Cate said:
Well, I don't always agree with Dooce's politics either (voting for Bush, but voting NO on Proposition 3), but that doesn't mean I don't LOVE this site and the wicked Dooce humor and the awesome pics and everything else.
But I also don't go around telling people whose choice for President I totally disagree with to "eat shit". Acquiring some manners would be a good move for you, RJ.
Ha, I live in western Canada and "Bush" was spray painted on stop signs all over the city I live in. I'm not American, but I think G.W is a mofo-chumpdaddy.
And Kudos to the free speach on here, nice to see despite the one or two people with George's dick up their ass.
no offence. ;)
10.22.04 - 07:03 AM
50. kimberley said:
Speech**
It was a joke, really.
10.22.04 - 07:06 AM
51. Tom said:
Maybe the message isn't even political -- maybe it's someone finally realizing that "Sixteen Stone" was the watered-down, British version of Pearl Jam's "Ten," and getting a little huffy about it...
I wonder why I didn't think of this one myself. I wonder if it's too late to get a ton of those stickers? I wonder how long it would take them to "smoke me out" if I did? I wonder why hot dogs come in packages of 10 but buns come in packages of 8?
Whilst it's nice to hear everyone preaching the power of the popular vote, you do all realize that it's not the popular vote but the electoral college vote that counts, right? Which is why it's most important to vote in ALL governmental elections, not just the presidential election.
seriously. check it out: www.fec.gov/pages/ecmenu2.htm
10.22.04 - 07:12 AM
54. angela marie said:
I support many of the ideas he represents. I make my decision the same way you do, I imagine. Just because I vote for the opposite person you do doesn't mean I haven't put thought and concern into my decision. You can call people lemmings no matter which side you stand on.
'For people who are voting for Kerry, are you just voting because he is a Democrat and you support the Democratic party or do you actually support what he is saying? Just curious.'
I'm not really curious; I believe people make decisions based on what they believe is important.
Do I like war? No. Do I fear terrorism? Yes. Do I think gay marriage should be banned? No. Do my opinions, because they differ from yours, make me a twit? whatthefuckever.
As we know from last time, the electoral college is what decides the vote ultimately. Check out http://www.electoral-vote.com
10.22.04 - 07:31 AM
58. Kellie said:
"For people those who are voting for Bush, are you just voting because he is a Republican and you support the Republican party or do you actually support what he is saying? Just curious."
Emma, I'm voting for George Bush because I think he's the better man for the job. I voted for Al Gore the first time around and will vote for George Bush this time.
The same could be said for Kerry supporters... do you support Kerry for his ideas and what he says or do you support him simply because he is "anybody but Bush"?
That said, I did not post on here to stir trouble, just making an observation. Besides, how boring would the world be if we all agreed on everything? Who would Bill O'Reilly bully and belittle on his show? How would Michael Moore make any money? : )
Cheers,
Kellie in Kentucky
My mission now is to find (or just make) stickers like those. Once I do, I will dress in all black attire, and commit the same delicious crime in my neighborhood.
Emma, are you voting for Kerry because you actually believe in what he stands for (keeping the troops in Iraq, not making gay marriage legal) or are you just voting *against* Bush?
Many of you preach tolerance of others, but can't tolerate an opposing political point of view. Would you read dooce.com if she was a conservative Republican?
Kuddos to those people who can enjoy this blog while disagreeing with the politics.
Last night I was at a comedy show in Vancouver, Canada for the Vancouver International Comedy Festival. And guess what? Comedians all over the WORLD dilike the B-Man. And man, some of their material was soooooooo funny.
On being a poor, frustrated B-Man speechwriter: Wait, did he just say "Get 'em"?
On how the B-Man chooses enemies: "I don't like this big blue country here. AT LAN TIC. They already have England SURROUNDED."
I would crap my pants if I saw a sticker like that around here--here being College Station, Texas. That would be funny. It'd be even funnier if someone put it on a stop sign next to the George Bush Library...
Somehow I don't see that happening though... and if by some small chance it did, I don't think it would stay up very long.
On another note, one of the few people I know of NOT voting for Bush in my office is a Mormon. LOL. :)
10.22.04 - 07:59 AM
67. RJ Hampden said:
Alright, let's continue this conversation in ten years when the truth can't make a damn bit of difference and countless documentaries refer to bush et al's cronyism and culture of fear as the new "red scare". We'll talk about this after trillions of dollars of our kids' money and thousands of our family members and innocent foreigners are killed. That pack of wackos in office right now IS wrong. They ARE evil and anyone who supports them IS a motherfucking twit because they cannot and will not be able to back up thier shit with fact because if they had a half of a fucking brain in their head they'd KNOW histortells us we're totally fucked. Kerry's just as retarded.
Well I live in Bush country (Houston). I feel so bad that my Kerry vote won't count for shit that I went out and bought Michael Moore's movie in silent protest. (well that and I contributed to Kerry)
I probably hate Bush more than anyone posting here because I saw how he screwed our state before he went about raping the rest of the country.
I'm sorry about that y'all, but I have *never* voted for that redneck idiot.
tiff said at 09:44AM, 10.22.2004:
"Many of you preach tolerance of others, but can’t tolerate an opposing political point of view."
Yup, just another glaring hypocracy that branches many levels and issues. Hopeless isn't it? :/
Love your photos Dooce!!
10.22.04 - 08:02 AM
72. Drew said:
I must add:
One thing that bothers me about the stickers, yard signs, billboards, bumper stickers, and what-not, is that they do nothing but further polarize both sides. If you want to change someones mind or influence them to vote for your candidate, then don't you think the best way to do that would be to make a logical, fact-based argument, rather than simply say, "my guy is better; your guys sucks?" (or whichever way one would choose to phrase it)
oh man, more crap about politics. no one will ever agree, just like religion...
people think that just by getting a new president, that all will be changed in this country, think again people. it would take more than that.
10.22.04 - 08:05 AM
74. JM said:
Those who are voting for Bush because he will be "tough on terror" really need to think long and hard about the long-term consequnces in OTHER areas as well. The same "black and white" (and non-thinking) approach Bush brings to "the war on terror" is exactly what he brings to all other areas of policy - from education to choice to gay marriage. SEVERAL memebers of the Supreme Court will be stepping down over the next 4 years. If you want abortion to be made illegal, even if the life of the mother is at risk, or in the case of rape, go ahead and vote for Bush. If you want federal, Constitutional discrimination against gay marriage, go ahead and vote for Bush. If you don't want to futher miraculous medical advances through stem-cell research, go ahead and vote for Bush. If you want Bush's religious BELIEFS to create and form LAWS for our country, then Bush is your man.
Oh, might I add, the hypocracy stems from both wings.
Don't worry guys, no sense in arguing. Your country is screwed either way.
Fear and consume people, fear and consume.
Oh yeah, don't be all committed and gay either.
10.22.04 - 08:09 AM
76. Emma said:
Tiff, I’m voting for Kerry because I do believe in what he stands for AND I’m voting against Bush. I respect different opinions if it is an educated decision that they are making.
I asked the previous question because I have came across so many people who says "I don't necessary agree with Bush or like him, but I’m a Republican so I’m voting for Bush." I’m not saying that everyone who is voting for Bush is this way at all. I’m sure there are some Democrats who are voting for Kerry just because they are Democrats but I have not came across any.
Some of my relatives who live in Arizona are voting for Bush, but a most them have no idea what’s going on in the world. They didn’t even watch any of the debates, they don’t even know what Bush stands for.
I'm glad that everyone here seems to be taking this election seriously no matter who you may be voting for. Didn’t mean to insult anyone and I certainly wasn’t saying “if you’re voting for Bush, you must not know anythingâ€.
When we lived in NC we saw a lot of "Stop Rape" stop signs. And we're like I mean, do people (besides complete asshats) really want to "Start rape?" Isn't it a whole no-no as a whole?
10.22.04 - 08:12 AM
78. Dre said:
I love it!
GO CARDS GO CARDS GO CARDS!
Signed,
Livin' in and Lovin' STL :-D (So cheesey, I know!)
10.22.04 - 08:19 AM
79. BarefootGoddess said:
I think the eat shit comment was a bit over the top. Way to get people to see your point of view there RJ.
I'm a registered Dem, my husband a registered Rep...election time at our house is fun. I don't vote straight ticket though, I vote based on what I think is right. Sometimes it leans left, other times it leans right. Drives my straight-ticket husband nuts.
I love Dooce, even if I don't agree with every political issue brought up here.
Here in NC we are odd. For some reason we vote for Republicans for the White House, yet send Democrats to the Governor's Mansion. What's up with that?
I own a travel agency and I'm sending you all Bush voters a free ticket to Iraq. It's a courtesy. Take your loved ones with you. You deserve, stupid people.
10.22.04 - 08:22 AM
82. Tracy said:
"The same could be said for Kerry supporters… do you support Kerry for his ideas and what he says or do you support him simply because he is “anybody but Bush�"
For me, it's a little of both. I don't support Kerry's entire platform or history - he was not my first choice of the Democratic candiates. Or even my second. But I still find more to support in Kerry than I do in Bush. If I weren't a Democrat before, I sure as hell would be one this year.
10.22.04 - 08:27 AM
83. dustin said:
Heather 2 may give us all a reason to fear election of Kerry. Hey no offense.
I saw those all over New Orleans as well. That made me pretty happy, as, from a lot of stuff I've read, Louisiana is going to be pretty important in the election.
Does it disturb anyone else that this election (according to the polls anyway) is actually going to be close? I recognize that Dooce.com is something of a Republican Free Zone, but I am just horrified that there are so many people in the country who so enthusiastically and boisterously support Bush.
Guess that's just my own myopic view of the world less than two weeks before the biggest election of my lifetime.
Go Angels! (Oh, wait...)
10.22.04 - 08:33 AM
86. Sophie said:
Thank you, Tom, for your witty comment. Too bad it got lost in all the arguing.
That sign is fucking awesome!
I like Kerry. I'm not just voting against Bush (although, even if I didn't like the other candidate, I would probably vote against Bush anyway. Because the man is the antichrist, in my opinion.)
But did anyone ever stop to think: maybe it's a hair removal clinic putting the stickers up, trying to get more women to get Brazilian waxes? Another way to stop bush. Hee! I'm sorry. That joke was sad and wrong. I will stop now.
10.22.04 - 08:34 AM
88. Kano said:
Cracks me up.....all the people that are voting for Kerry because of what he stands for. Each week he stands for something new so I guess he has all of you covered. I like a president that takes charge and stands by his decisions. Kerry will be weak and will get this country in deep trouble....He is a yes man that trys to please everyone with words and not with actions. Good luck to the USA if Kerry wins.
Fret not, Kellie... here's another Republican who disagrees with (but enjoys reading about) the political opinions held by Dooce.
Reading over these other comments, I am bewildered that people can be so full of scathing disdain for those with non-Democrat views. We are not "twits," nor have we failed to probe the issues facing our country, if we decide to vote for Bush. If you want tolerance for YOUR stance, people, give the same to others.
And Drew, I agree with you: defacing public property is not cool at all.
I wasn't going to comment, but then I saw Carol was offering a free trip to Iraq for myself and my family members, and thought I'd jump on that opportunity.
I actually have close friends who have served in Iraq, and they've seen first hand the gratitude and appreciation of the Iraqi people. Do not let the insurgents over there succeed in their desire to cloud your mind.
On CNN.com today there is an article about a humanitarian aide worker who has been kidnapped and will probably end up beheaded as well. She wasn't there promoting a political or religious agenda, she was simply working to build medical centers and improve water sanitation. The radicals/insurgents/terrorists don't like that kind of thing very much. So they kidnapped this lady, put it on the news, and are trying to use her to scare us out of the country.
These aren't the kind of people who can be reasoned with. A "sensitive" war on terror is out of the question.
Politics aside, I too am a regular here, and I very much enjoy reading everything Dooce has to say. She's an excellent writer with a beautiful family, and I appreciate her voice. I'm sorry that some people feel my voice is "stupid" because I happen to disagree on certain political issues.
10.22.04 - 08:36 AM
91. Liisa said:
I, personally, wouldn't read this site if Heather was a conservative republican...
Why?
Because you know it would NEVER be as funny as it is now. Conservative republicans are Just. Not. As. Funny. Only us communist liberals are able to maintain such a degree of levity in this day and age. It's all we've got. Laughter in the face of uncertainty. Let's hope it ends soon with not another Bush in the big chair ever again. Ever. Ever, ever, ever. Then we can just be funny without so much stress and sadness.
here in sf people have found wonderful ways to defile all the signs up and down bush street. of course, i can't remember any of them at this particular moment...
10.22.04 - 09:04 AM
96. Amanda B. said:
I too will be voting for Bush AND enjoy Dooce's site. I think it's perfectly fine for all of us to have different views and opinions. Is having a difference in opinion supposed to mean we have to hate and disrespect each other?
I'm not a republican or a democrat. I believe that gay people should have the same rights as straight folks. I believe in a womans right to choose abortion. I believe that Christians have the right to be Christians and non-Christians have the right to be non-Christians but that neither have the right to cram their views down my throat. In the past year I've had more atheists on my ass for believing in God than I have Christians for my refusal to accept Jesus as my "lord and savior". Liberals can be really really scary too.
I think the most important thing is to VOTE!! Vote for whoever you want, but get out their and get your voice heard.
10.22.04 - 09:06 AM
97. Toni said:
War on terror
Occupation of Iraq
TWO DIFFERENT THINGS
10.22.04 - 09:07 AM
98. Torrie said:
Ok, I am so sick of this Kerry flip flops shit. Sometimes you go into a situation with a plan/opinion, then things don't go the way you thought they would so you CHANGE your plan/opinion. Adapting to changing situations is how intelligent people conduct themselves. Refusing to admit you are wrong or have made mistakes, and dragging everyone along for the ride on your personal agenda, that's how BUSH conducts himself.
It's so sad that the government and the media has everyone so scared about terrorism that people are voting for Bush because they believe he will get the "evil-doers". The fact is that Sadam had NOTHING TO DO WITH 9/11. This whole "preventing terrorism before it happens" policy that bush claims is bullshit. What about Iran? What about Korea? Also, is everyone aware that while Bush is sending all of these service men/women off to war he is cutting their benifets and pay? What a wonderful way to support the troops that are dying because of his personal agenda. Isn't it important that we fix the problems here so that we actually have something worth protecting?
10.22.04 - 09:08 AM
99. Jake said:
Vandalism of public property is awesome! This is almost as cool as burning SUVs as an environmental protest--almost, but not quite.
10.22.04 - 09:11 AM
100. annie said:
Dooce-
I hope you wore gloves for when they dust for prints on the stop signs! Nice work creating the network all over the country to help you in your grand scheme.
10.22.04 - 09:15 AM
101. torph said:
One of the things I LOVE about America is the freedom we have to write whatever the hell we want.
It doesn't matter to me who you vote for as long as you VOTE!!!
10.22.04 - 09:16 AM
102. Melynda said:
I'm a Republican AND a Christian, and I enjoy this site! Dooce is hillarious, and I love seeing the pictures she takes. She's very talented on many levels.
10.22.04 - 09:20 AM
103. Army Brat said:
Actually, CONGRESS cuts or increases military benefits and pay. CONGRESS does a lot of things that have nothing to do with who is or isn't President.
And the war on terror is not just about 9/11. It is about terrorism as a global problem - those who perpetrate it and those who give comfort and aid to the perpetrators. Iraq under Saddam Hussein was a state sponsor of terrorism.
10.22.04 - 09:22 AM
104. Torrie said:
Army Brat, So, then you think that George W. fought for military salaries and benifits?
AND
You didn't answer my question- Why Iraq? They are not the only ones "harboring terrorists". There are approx. 60 countries with substantial terrorist rings/ties. Here's the answer for you: oil/money. Plain and simple. If all we do is invade/occupy other countries and don't focus on the MANY problems we have here, we will have nothing worth while left to protect
10.22.04 - 09:32 AM
105. Leon as Diana Ross said:
First, before I forget, I bow to the witty brilliance of "Tom" (in cased you missed it).
Tom said at 09:09AM, 10.22.2004:
Maybe the message isn’t even political — maybe it’s someone finally realizing that “Sixteen Stone†was the watered-down, British version of Pearl Jam’s “Ten,†and getting a little huffy about it…
....really good stuff, especially when it's thrown in the face of all this bickering.
Stop! All this election news
Before I go insane
Stop! Reporting the latest polls
Because we don't give a damn
Soon, it'll all be over
Soon, it'll all be over
Whether you sit on the left
Whether you sit on the right
It's not going to matter
Unless you live in battleground state
.....the electoral college blows
Hell, the election is always over before the results in my state are even announced.
.....lame, just lame
10.22.04 - 09:33 AM
106. Tracy said:
"Cracks me up…..all the people that are voting for Kerry because of what he stands for. Each week he stands for something new so I guess he has all of you covered. I like a president that takes charge and stands by his decisions."
Oh, sure. I agree. You've got to admire and respect the man for taking charge and standing by his decisions. For example, when he realized Osama Bin Laden was behind the 9/11 attacks, and he decided to take him out. He didn't stop until he got the job done. Sure, a lot of people said "He's going to be really hard to find. Why don't you just say that finding him isn't that important after all, and move on to something else?" And others said "You know, Saddam Hussein was on your 'People I Am SO Going to Bitch Slap Once I Finally Become President' list loooong before 9/11, so why don't you go after *him* instead?" But he didn't. He knew Bin Laden was the problem, and he went right in there and took care of it, without getting sidetracked, or using the opportunity to launch an entirely new and unrelated war.
Torrie,
I will gladly address any of the points you brought up, but I'd rather do it either via email or through my own blog. With respect to Dooce, it would be too long of a discussion to continue on this forum.
10.22.04 - 09:38 AM
108. RJ Hampden said:
It's nice to hear a lot of the political parties' rhetoric reflected here. We have the "there's no room for sensitivity in the war on terror" and the "sometimes changes in situations call for changes in opinions" it's great to know that people are so good at absorbing those bytes while repelling the cold, hard truth.
10.22.04 - 09:41 AM
109. Kellie said:
RJ, would you mind enlightening the rest of us, since you seem to get "get it" and we, apparantly, are all sheep? What, I ask, IS the "cold, hard truth"?
Yet another semi-conservative here on Dooce's site... enjoying the hell out of her talent and her voice, too! Sondra and Amanda B. already said what I wanted to say, so I won't go into repeat mode.
Carol? Thanks. Calling an entire group of diverse people "stupid" and offering to send them to Iraq is a really brilliant way to inspire us to listen to what you have to say.
I have a question for Torrie - if the war in Iraq is all about oil and money, why - since we're now the major occupying power in Iraq - is gas not $25 a barrel? I.e. why are gas prices still high if we only got involved to protect our precious oil? Just wondering.
Also, if environmentalists would let us drill for more oil in Alaska, we probably wouldn't be so damn reliant on the Middle East for our oil.
I just saw John Kerry speak at the University of Wisconsin--Milwaukee. He spoke specifically about how jobs, families, health care, and all of the issues relate to women. After seeing him in person, I am more convinced than ever that he is a good and fair man, concerned about the welfare of __all__ Americans and completely capable of restoring dignity and prosperity to our country.
And, hearing him remind us of how much has gone HORRIBLY WRONG in the last four years just demonstrates the intensity of this election--it shows just how important it is for people to get out and vote, and vote Bush OUT.
"America needs a president that doesn't just help women get by but helps them get ahead!" He told us. I agree.
I love it when people do that to stop signs. I was in Seattle for spring break a week or two before Bush invaded Iraq, and that has been spray-painted on innumerable stop signs in the city. I love that part of the country. Good to see that someone's doing it in Utah too :)
10.22.04 - 10:04 AM
114. stacy said:
Proud republican here, not voting for Bush. Don't always assume the Bush bashers are dems. Personally, I think he's completely wrecked havock on the Republican platform: fiscal responsibility and personal freedoms indeed!
10.22.04 - 10:04 AM
115. Claire said:
Re Sondra's comment. The humanitarian who was kidnapped was there working to build medical centers and improve sanitation. Before the US occupation, Iraqis had access to some of the best and most inexpensive medical services in the Middle East. Medical school was free. Yes, Saddam was an evil-doer. The kidnapped woman is innocent. Black and white, but U.S. policies and Bush's intentions are not.
Your opinion isn't stupid. It's people who dont appreciate the fact that you have a different opinion who are stupid.
Kerry-Edwards '04, baby!
10.22.04 - 10:32 AM
119. jenn said:
heather,
kiss your husban for me. he is completely brilliant.
great sticker... starting to wonder though if what you were really doing while unable to fall asleep was run around the neighborhood posting bush stickers to all of the stop signs.
Oh, political catfight over at Dooce's! I'll bring the popcorn!
Today I saw my first "W stands for Women" bumper sticker and choked a little. I prefer the embellished stop signs, myself.
10.22.04 - 10:33 AM
121. Tracy said:
"Isn’t Utah the only state to use the firing squad?"
Mikal Gilmore (brother of executed killer Gary Gilmore) discusses the firing squad, and its roots in the Mormon principle of blood atonement, in his book "Shot in the Heart." It's a good read.
10.22.04 - 10:34 AM
122. spackle said:
Sondra:
The word from MY family members and close friends in Iraq is that Al Qaida is thrilled about what we've done over there -- they have more power and freedom to move around than they ever did under Saddam.
Think about it: If invaders demolished OUR govenment and created chaos, who would be in charge here? Us nice, moderate people, or gangs or criminals with the biggest weapons?
Would we nice, moderate people help out and be all gung-ho about the invading force of, say, annoying French people? Especially if they weren't very good at protecting us from the criminals (some of whom we identify with more than we do the invading French people)?
My folks in the military now travel by airplane to cover distances of 5 miles because the roads are too dangerous. What the media calls "armored" vehicles are jeeps that they've had to weld their own scrap metal onto. THe whole operation has been a disastrous mistake. It has made us even more of a target than we ever were.
"Tough" on terrorism? Bush's aqpproach to terrorism has made me feel less safe, more of a target, more afraid than I ever was before.
One of the saddest things about modern politics is that it has become so much about instilling hatred for the other guy. This bleeds into the law-making and governing process when our elected officials have to work with those that perpetrated mud-flinging against their friends.
I support Kerry because he is the candidate who most closely supports my ideals who has a chance of being elected.
I dislike much of what Bush has done in office but I don't hate the man. (Karl Rove, I might be able to develop an intense dislike for.)
I draw people's attention to the words of Booker T. Washington: "I shall allow no man to belittle my soul by making me hate him."
10.22.04 - 10:39 AM
126. Claire said:
Oh! She was there looonggg before the OCCUPATION, during the sanctions. It is okay then! Phew. I will go and get my point back from where it was kidnapped and let it know we will STILL BE VOTING FOR KERRY.
10.22.04 - 10:44 AM
127. Kellie said:
Just a couple of observations... First, can someone tell me where in the Constitution it says every American is guaranteed the *RIGHT* to affordable healthcare, and moreover, where that is the responsibility of the government to provide it? Where is the personal responsibility? And where in the Constitution was that part about the government being held accountable for your job? Which, by the way, is a misnomer. It's not your job, it's your employer's job, and you have agreed to perform the tasks needed for that job for an agreed-upon salary. The job does not belong to you.
In my opinion the #1 responsibility of the president is to provide security for the US; without that, jobs and healthcare mean absolutely nothing. My vote goes to Bush because I believe he understands this and has the ability to do the job. My personal feeling is that John Kerry has developed an "everything to everyone" mentality shaped by polls and numbers, and believes terrorism is a "nuisance". Just my opinion. But I have enjoyed seeing the other side of the agrument represented here, at least from those of you not calling me a war-mongering mindless twit or just plain stupid. : )
Claire-
Sorry, I was just making a statement. The war in Iraq is an issue that encompasses much; and in order to address my thoughts and feelings on it would be both time consuming and inappropriate here. I don't intend to argue with you or anyone, and by all means, vote for Kerry. It's your voice and I'm not begruding your opinion or your vote.
10.22.04 - 10:49 AM
129. Grace said:
Ya know, Kellie, I do believe that the richest fucking country in the world does have some responsibility to make sure that 18,000 children a year don't die because they didn't have health insurance. Call me crazy.
10.22.04 - 11:05 AM
130. Tracy said:
Oh, Grace, it's only because they didn't pray enough.
10.22.04 - 11:06 AM
131. Laurie said:
Wow...how I love the politics discussions...
I attend a pretty liberal university in DC and I've always found it intresting how some of my fellow people on the left can be just as closed minded (if not more so occassionaly), that those on the right. As long as no one tries to force an opinion on me, I'm cool with it. Those of you who are voting for Bush/Nader/Mickey Mouse, are okay with me.
Anyways, the reason I am voting for Kerry is because I took the issues that are important to me (the environment and social justice) and am going with that. Honestly I think I would rather vote for the Green party canidate, but I would like to stick with someone who has at least a chance of winning.(and is on the ballot in my state)
That said, after living in DC for 7 years you begin to realize that most politicans are very similar. Kerry or Bush; Republicans or Dems; House or Senate (although all of the preppy aides on the hill freaking stink). At the moment they are both trying to reach to that invaluable "undecided" voter, those people in the middle of the range of politics. Those are the people that win/lose elections. The moderates.
And even though he only lives a scant 5 blocks from me, I don't hate Bush. Now Tucker Carlson and his damn bowties on the other hand....(who works about 3 blocks from me.)
10.22.04 - 11:09 AM
132. Kellie said:
Grace, I guess I missed that statistic. Would you mind crediting your source?
10.22.04 - 11:20 AM
133. Laurie said:
And I think the part about the consitution that covers the right to health care isn't explicity stated. However, if one studies both 1) the preable for the "provide for the common defense and promote the general welfare" has been looked at by the justices and moving towards that 2)since the concept of the idea of "health" care didn't exist in the late 1700's, health care has been until now limited to state regulation. However since the constitution does require that all states recognize the laws and policies of other states, that in essence since each state gives other groups differing health care is in fact a violation of this idea of states equality. (sorry I'm in law school...you may begin the lawyer jokes now :) )
Of course, the constitution didn't give people in DC the right to vote until the 60's, so naturally those living here before then never had that right. :)
In essense, with over half of the nation's homeless being under the age of 16, and with a large number of senior living on medicare, it is essential to have some kind of generalized healthcare.
RJ Hampden, just because Kellie or anyone else for that matter does not agree with your opinion..doesn't make them a "mindless twit". In my OPINION, you sound pretty darn prejeduce, assuming all republicans think and agree on the exact same things. Respect really does go a long way, maybe you should try and join the rest of us in a grown up conversation? I don't know where you live, but I live in a country where everyone..EVERYONE..is allowed to have their own views. (In case you're confused, that means color, age, religion, and political standpoint.)
Anyway, sorry Dooce..I'm an ex-Mormon as well, but I will still be voting for Bush, lol. However, I love you to itty bitty pieces, and will continue to stop by daily. Just because someone you like doesn't share the same views, doesn't change how good of a person they are. :)
Also, don't you think its SUPER funny that "Sondra" and "Claire" both have multiple posts today? What about Cliff and Theo? Maybe Rudy? Oooh, or how 'bout Vanessa?
Why didnt i think of that? At least it's not too late but I do hate to support Bush by buying his stickers. I guess I'll just print them.
10.22.04 - 11:44 AM
139. kara said:
my favorite sign i've seen is "SHAVE THE BUSH OFF AMERICA"
And hey, people followed Hitler and I'm sure there are still people out there that think he was a wonderful man. It may not be as hard as you think to brainwash a nation.
just about every stop sign here in boston has those stickers. we're in kerry country, afterall!
also, i was very pleased to read that you were excited that the Sox won. boston was a madhouse. and since by boyfriend lives *two blocks away* from fenway, i can only tell you that it was louder and crazier than anything you saw on the tv.
Heather, you're a great little sh*t disturber! Go you!
(Not like I didn't know it before, but man, wimpy ME closed down the comments on a post I did way back about a Southern state high-school tradition. Yeah, the Mum people were ENRAGED. I admire, if you will, your balls.)
"RJ Hampden said at 09:59AM, 10.22.2004:
Alright, let’s continue this conversation in ten years when the truth can’t make a damn bit of difference and countless documentaries refer to bush et al’s cronyism and culture of fear as the new “red scareâ€. We’ll talk about this after trillions of dollars of our kids’ money and thousands of our family members and innocent foreigners are killed. That pack of wackos in office right now IS wrong. They ARE evil and anyone who supports them IS a motherfucking twit because they cannot and will not be able to back up thier shit with fact because if they had a half of a fucking brain in their head they’d KNOW histortells us we’re totally fucked. Kerry’s just as retarded."
Excuse me, but why do you make this election so personal, RJ? Not everyone who votes for Bush is a "motherfucking twit" and I would have to say that SOME people voting for Kerry are. That is just what happens. There are "motherfucking twits" voting for each candidate, as well as very intelligent people.
And I am voting for Bush, not because of the war, because frankly they BOTH pretty much want to keep the troops in Iraq. I am voting for Bush because I happen to agree with his viewpoints on abortion and gay marriage. Does this make me a motherfucking twit? No. It just makes me a person with an opposite opinion from somebody else.
Seriously, why attack people for believing in something that you don't? Get over yourself, RJ.
And even though I am voting for the moronic dimwitt that looks like a monkey, I truly love to make fun of him because his appearance looks like a monkey. Or an elephant. Lighten up. I don't get offended when Dooce or Blurb make fun of Bush. They are just spouting their opinions, and frankly, its quite funny.
And for those of you voting for Kerry, go for it! And if you haven't already heard (even though I don't believe this): Bush + Dick, we're fucked. Just thought I'd help ya out a little.
By the way, Dooce, I truly love the picture. I wish I could be that creative to think of putting up a sticker like that on a stop sign.
Can we please talk about poop next week? Everyone seems to agree about that. :)
On the fart comment, my boyfriend has no sense of smell. This is good and bad. On the good side, he can't smell my farts (oh did I actually just admit that I, a girl, fart...eeek!) but on the bad side he has a habit of telling me when he does, thinking that they must ALL smell. He loves to inform me of his dutch ovens! Oh and the funniest is when he comes out of the bathroom (after 30 minutes--way beyond the appropriate 6!!) and tells me I'd better not go in there, that it stinks! He has no idea that whether that's true or not so I always have to assume it is or test it out!! It cracks me up.
Wanted to say to Kellie that I am also from Kentucky...and voting for Bush.
Contrary to what the news media wants to have you believe the economy (this includes unemployment, new jobs, etc.) is the same right now (and in some areas even better) under Bush as it was when Clinton was re-elected to a second term. Whoever is President, that person doesn't affect the economy as much as people would like to believe.
I do not believe that Bush is trying to scare the American public. I believe that he is telling us the harsh reality of the world in which we live in. Fall 01, my college roommate was a female from Indonesia. She was also Muslim. After September 11, she told me she was happy that so many Christians were killed. That we "got what we deserved." Another girl from Indonesia who lived in my hall came to me scared to death. She was the only Christian of the group. The 3 other Indonesians were telling her how they hoped her family would be killed next because she was Christian. I called my mom and told her what was going on. Then talked to the Residence Hall director in which I was informed "The colleges first priority is protecting the International Students. I should be accepting of what my roommate and the others were saying because this was a trying time for them." My roommate hated the United States but would complain constantly that the college wasn't giving her enough money each month. (The university gives a monthly check to each International Student for $925.)
Awesome. I've seen a lot of stop signs here in Minnesota with "Bush" either painted or spray-painted onto the sign. Lots near the St. Cloud State campus and in Uptown Minneapolis around the lakes on pathway stop signs. Great minds.
haha, i've seen something like that STOP 'bush' thing before... here in british columbia, there is a provincial government currently in power calling themselves liberal but in reality, they are classist, sexist, everything-ist bastards. their ringleader is our current premier, gordon campbell. right around the time they got elected a few years ago, these 'campbell' stickers started appearing underneath the word 'stop' on our signs.
way better than the time i saw a stop sign defaced to read 'shop'...
10.22.04 - 01:27 PM
154. Rebekha said:
Does anyone here really agree 100% with Bush or Kerry? I am a registered Republican that agrees with Gay marriage and abortion... go figure... In a perfect world I would take a little from each and buid my own candidate... aside from that I love this site and all the comments... keep it up!
About the stuff that *Kellie* said at 12:47PM, 10.22.2004...
THANK YOU, KELLIE! I totally agree with everything you said.
I have had enough Canadians friends telling me horror stories about 6 month waiting lists to get doctor's appointments and the struggles to come to America for decent medical treatment to KNOW that socialized health care doesn't work. One of my good friends died because he had to wait nearly 8 months to get treatment for Hodgkins disease. It's insane!
Trust me, people... that is NOT the way we want to go in America. There has to be a better way, but socialized health care is NOT it.
Lastly, I vote that we talk about art and music next week.:P
yeah, those have been all over the san francisco bay area for some time now. good to know that they're making their way to other parts of the country.
10.22.04 - 01:35 PM
157. eco2geek said:
From an article in the Mercury News ("Poll finds reality gap among Bush supporters"):
"A large majority of President Bush's supporters continue to believe that Iraq either had weapons of mass destruction (47 percent) or a major program to develop them (25 percent), contrary to official findings, a survey taken this month found.
"And three out of four Bush backers believe Saddam Hussein provided substantial support to al-Qaeda or was involved in the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, while 56 percent said the Sept. 11 Commission found such ties.
"In reality, the commission found "no collaborative relationship" between Iraq and al-Qaeda."
---
It seems to me that Bush's major selling point is the "vote for me or die" meme, and most of his supporters buy into it.
No, my Bush-supporting friends, I won't "disrespect" you for your choice, but I will question your relationship with reality.
that's awesome -- we have the same thing going on here in florida (tampa). granted, i live in the ghetto and we've got tags on everything verticle, but there's a lot of black spray paint beneath stop signs that also read bush. so most of these folks are probably going to be denied at the polls, at least it's nice to know. although, this morning a misguided dude covered up a john kerry sign with an assload of anti-bush propaganda but left the bush yard sign ( a foot a way ) unscathed. he might be dyslexic but at least dude knew how to choose his martyrs.
1. Kat said:
Beeyooteeful!
2. kim said:
HA! awesome. everyone in germany hopes y'all make "the right" decision on november 2nd..
3. DLG in Mich said:
I agree - Bush must be stopped. That's why I'm volunteering to be a poll monitor with this organization on election day:
http://www.electionprotection.org
4. JM said:
We need Stop - - Cheney, Rumsfeld and Ashcroft signs too!
5. shana said:
Proud to say I've already voted, since I live in a foreign land. But the waiting is killing me...
Rock on subverting the really scary paradigm!
6. Lala Wawa said:
Is Utah one of those "Swing States"?
7. Dale Cruse said:
Mommy Needs a New President indeed!
8. Heather 2 said:
We ALL need a new president! If I have to listen to my boyfriend and father tell me what a horrible state our country will be in if Kerry gets elected much longer, there is a possibility I might stab one of them in the eye with a rusty fork.
9. beerzie yoink said:
The best sign I've seen all week.
10. Beth said:
I, too, have voted - and the anticipation is killing me. That sign is frigging great. I like your neighborhood!!
11. Kellie said:
Wow, I must be the only Republican to visit Dooce's page. Or maybe I'm part of a silent minority. Regardless, I completely disagree with your politics (and I'm not even Mormon! : ) but I still love your page!! You've taken some great pictures and I really enjoy your sense of humor. My husband and I both have spent hours going through the archives reading your posts, and we both thoroughly enjoy what you have to say whether we agree or not. Best wishes!
Cheers,
Kellie in Kentucky
12. ginger said:
Isn't it so cool to be against Bush?
13. angela marie said:
No, Kellie, I'm here too. Not that I consider myself a Republican...but I do have an opposing viewpoint to those usually posted here. That's cool. I agree, I love Dooce's work and I will be so glad when November THIRD comes around.
Maybe I'll finally be able to poop. ;)
14. Kevin said:
Kellie isn't the only republican to visit Dooce. That's why I favor getting a bunch of stickers that say "DON'T" and pasting them above the "STOP".
15. Tamara said:
Hee, we have stickered signs like that in Victoria (Canada) too. But they usually say STOP Eating Meat. We apparently have a lot of hippies here. :D
16. RJ Hampden said:
The guy could've at least gotten the stop sign red right. That just looks retarded. Except for the stopping of the bush sentiment. That's a-right on.
Kellie, go eat shit, you war-mongering, mindless twit.
17. Kat said:
I'm a Filipino, and I really hope Kerry will win. Bush has terrorized this country more than the Abu Sayyaf did.
18. erika said:
Kellie - You're not the only one. I'm glad you said what you said. You can still enjoy someone's personality and who they are without agreeing on everything they stand for.
Well said.
19. Heatheranne said:
I think there is something very wrong with this country if Bush wins. (I would say "If Bush wins *again*" but he didn't win the first time.)
Sadly, Ohio still seems to be in favor of Bush. Maybe I need to start putting the stickers up on our stop signs.
20. Tracy said:
Oh man... I wish I had thought of that when they were handing out Bush/Halliburton (ooops, I mean Bush/Cheney) stickers last week...
21. Julie said:
I'm a poll watcher in Arkansas, too. They don't anticipate any problems, but I'm TOTALLY ready to get all Angie Dickinson and "STOP RIGHT THERE" on their asses if they try pulling anything funny.
Here in Arkansas, they changed my polling place before the last presidential election, and when I couldn't get to the new place in time, they tried to keep me from casting my ballot at the polling place where I was. I knew enough to tell them that I was entitled to complete a provisional ballot, and did so. Now, whether or not that got counted, I guess we'll never know...
22. ginger said:
Dooce, your insight into motherhood and pooping are priceless even if you are a Democrat...just kidding!
BTW....I have to agree with Kellie and Angela Marie which is what I meant by my previous question.
23. Shannon said:
What you should take a picture of is that awesome stopsign on N Street that has "hammer time" underneath the word "Stop". Now THAT is funny.
24. Kano said:
Well at least you have the proper punishment for Kerry supporters correct. I actually voted for Kerry before I voted against him. This is Kano and I approve this message.
25. Kelli said:
I've seen those stickers on signs here in North Carolina too. Not that it will help Kerry win NC, even if it is our senator running for VP. Sigh.
Please, get out and VOTE people!!!
26. Anna said:
It's particularly nice that that sign has a bullet hole in it. I think anyplace where people shoot at signs clearly needs more democratic graffiti.
27. TracyDee said:
Very Clever... I wish I would have thought of it in my neighborhood.
28. kgrp said:
ha! i took a very similar picture in san diego. it was on the stop sign outside the convention center and tons of people were flooding past it everyday. great advertising!
www.upsaid.com/kgrp
29. cara said:
I can't wait to come back later in the day...when things get really ugly!
Come on all you Republicans, say what's REALLY on your mind. She can't kick you off her page.
30. Brandi said:
if bush wins i will cry.
31. Anne said:
I drank the Kool-Aid on being a Republican loooong time ago.
My husband even makes a living at being one.
Anyhow, I come here to read dooce's kick-ass posts about being a mother and wife. And to see if she ever listens to The Pixies.
32. Jessica said:
Love it - I wish I had thought of it. ;-)
Keeping my fingers crossed for Nov 3rd ... the idea of "four more years" makes me positively constipated, and I'm normally pretty regular.
33. Heatheranne said:
I saw the best bumper sticker once.
"11-02-2004 The End of an Error"
34. Rachel said:
Those stickers are here in MN, too. :)
http://www.stopsinclair.org
35. Drew said:
Funny, those of you supporting defacing public property. Yet, I don't think some of you would find it funny if somebody were defacing your property.
36. Shmee said:
My fellow non-Americans might be interested in this site:
http://www.globalvote2004.org
The "non-American" votes from that website will be compiled and released to the U.S. media just before the election.
Kind of lets you have a say in things.
37. Anna said:
I think Drew drank some grumpy juice this morning.
38. Becca said:
That made my day.
39. scarlett said:
"RJ Hampden said at 07:59AM, 10.22.2004:
The guy could’ve at least gotten the stop sign red right. That just looks retarded. Except for the stopping of the bush sentiment. That’s a-right on.
Kellie, go eat shit, you war-mongering, mindless twit."
Dude, what the fuck? There's a word, "democracy", you may have heard it. It means that we are all entitled to our own opinions. That means everyone in this country. Even the ones who disagree with you. I know that must be hard for an obvious intellectual such as yourself to accept, but it's true.
That being said, love, love, LOVE the sticker. Kudos to the brave Utahan who went to the trouble of making those.
40. Jillian said:
I'm a proud republican. Thanks for being the first (today) to stand up!
41. Drama Queen said:
I love it!
42. iShane said:
Too bad Utah is like Kansas and was decided long before this election process started taking place...
McCain - Jeb Bush '08!!!
43. Nina said:
Love the sticker... free speech does apply to stop signs and republicans too.
44. Shanna said:
Oh yes, need some of those around Baton Rouge!
45. Katy said:
Drew = Ninny
46. Emma said:
I just hope that all of our votes will be counted so we have a fair election this time.
For people those who are voting for Bush, are you just voting because he is a Republican and you support the Republican party or do you actually support what he is saying? Just curious.
47. Cate said:
Well, I don't always agree with Dooce's politics either (voting for Bush, but voting NO on Proposition 3), but that doesn't mean I don't LOVE this site and the wicked Dooce humor and the awesome pics and everything else.
But I also don't go around telling people whose choice for President I totally disagree with to "eat shit". Acquiring some manners would be a good move for you, RJ.
48. anon said:
this is scary
http://www.enquirer.com/editions/2004/10/20/loc_fraud20.html
49. Kimberley said:
Ha, I live in western Canada and "Bush" was spray painted on stop signs all over the city I live in. I'm not American, but I think G.W is a mofo-chumpdaddy.
And Kudos to the free speach on here, nice to see despite the one or two people with George's dick up their ass.
no offence. ;)
50. kimberley said:
Speech**
It was a joke, really.
51. Tom said:
Maybe the message isn't even political -- maybe it's someone finally realizing that "Sixteen Stone" was the watered-down, British version of Pearl Jam's "Ten," and getting a little huffy about it...
52. Chris said:
I wonder why I didn't think of this one myself. I wonder if it's too late to get a ton of those stickers? I wonder how long it would take them to "smoke me out" if I did? I wonder why hot dogs come in packages of 10 but buns come in packages of 8?
53. kara said:
Whilst it's nice to hear everyone preaching the power of the popular vote, you do all realize that it's not the popular vote but the electoral college vote that counts, right? Which is why it's most important to vote in ALL governmental elections, not just the presidential election.
seriously. check it out:
www.fec.gov/pages/ecmenu2.htm
54. angela marie said:
I support many of the ideas he represents. I make my decision the same way you do, I imagine. Just because I vote for the opposite person you do doesn't mean I haven't put thought and concern into my decision. You can call people lemmings no matter which side you stand on.
'For people who are voting for Kerry, are you just voting because he is a Democrat and you support the Democratic party or do you actually support what he is saying? Just curious.'
I'm not really curious; I believe people make decisions based on what they believe is important.
Do I like war? No. Do I fear terrorism? Yes. Do I think gay marriage should be banned? No. Do my opinions, because they differ from yours, make me a twit? whatthefuckever.
55. Em said:
Is it possible this person also came to my small corner of the world? These are all over my neighberhood too. I heart them.
56. Em said:
That should be NEIGHBORHOOD. Jeebus.
57. moose said:
As we know from last time, the electoral college is what decides the vote ultimately. Check out http://www.electoral-vote.com
58. Kellie said:
"For people those who are voting for Bush, are you just voting because he is a Republican and you support the Republican party or do you actually support what he is saying? Just curious."
Emma, I'm voting for George Bush because I think he's the better man for the job. I voted for Al Gore the first time around and will vote for George Bush this time.
The same could be said for Kerry supporters... do you support Kerry for his ideas and what he says or do you support him simply because he is "anybody but Bush"?
That said, I did not post on here to stir trouble, just making an observation. Besides, how boring would the world be if we all agreed on everything? Who would Bill O'Reilly bully and belittle on his show? How would Michael Moore make any money? : )
Cheers,
Kellie in Kentucky
59. kim said:
thanks *shmee*. i put up a link on my site. i like the idea..
60. Drew said:
Katy, why on earth would you choose to insult me? Because I call to everyone's attention the inappropriatness of the act?
Just one example of why it is so wrong.
http://tinyurl.com/67w6v
61. Aspenchick said:
Lovely! Everyone should go to jibjab.com They have the most hilarious political cartoons about the election.
62. Molly said:
My mission now is to find (or just make) stickers like those. Once I do, I will dress in all black attire, and commit the same delicious crime in my neighborhood.
63. emily said:
that is funny. this is funnier: http://www.janebejane.com/2004/10/u-cant-touch-this.html
64. tiff said:
Emma, are you voting for Kerry because you actually believe in what he stands for (keeping the troops in Iraq, not making gay marriage legal) or are you just voting *against* Bush?
Many of you preach tolerance of others, but can't tolerate an opposing political point of view. Would you read dooce.com if she was a conservative Republican?
Kuddos to those people who can enjoy this blog while disagreeing with the politics.
65. Shiz said:
Last night I was at a comedy show in Vancouver, Canada for the Vancouver International Comedy Festival. And guess what? Comedians all over the WORLD dilike the B-Man. And man, some of their material was soooooooo funny.
On being a poor, frustrated B-Man speechwriter: Wait, did he just say "Get 'em"?
On how the B-Man chooses enemies: "I don't like this big blue country here. AT LAN TIC. They already have England SURROUNDED."
Don't hate me because I quote the funny men.
66. Jaclyn said:
I would crap my pants if I saw a sticker like that around here--here being College Station, Texas. That would be funny. It'd be even funnier if someone put it on a stop sign next to the George Bush Library...
Somehow I don't see that happening though... and if by some small chance it did, I don't think it would stay up very long.
On another note, one of the few people I know of NOT voting for Bush in my office is a Mormon. LOL. :)
67. RJ Hampden said:
Alright, let's continue this conversation in ten years when the truth can't make a damn bit of difference and countless documentaries refer to bush et al's cronyism and culture of fear as the new "red scare". We'll talk about this after trillions of dollars of our kids' money and thousands of our family members and innocent foreigners are killed. That pack of wackos in office right now IS wrong. They ARE evil and anyone who supports them IS a motherfucking twit because they cannot and will not be able to back up thier shit with fact because if they had a half of a fucking brain in their head they'd KNOW histortells us we're totally fucked. Kerry's just as retarded.
68. shannon said:
Wow, people actually believe in bush? I'm constantly amazed that he has snowed so many people. Granted choice is our freedom and we all love that...
I suppose there are people out there who can "relate" and "believe" in bush and cheney, but I'm glad I'm not one of em!
KERRY ROOLZ, BUSH DROOLZ!! :)
69. james said:
Here stands another Christian against Bush. Thumbs up for anyone other than G.W. Interesting to this sticker barrage happen in Utah of all places.
Voting for justice.
70. debutaunt said:
Yikes!
Well I live in Bush country (Houston). I feel so bad that my Kerry vote won't count for shit that I went out and bought Michael Moore's movie in silent protest. (well that and I contributed to Kerry)
I probably hate Bush more than anyone posting here because I saw how he screwed our state before he went about raping the rest of the country.
I'm sorry about that y'all, but I have *never* voted for that redneck idiot.
Keep on regulating, Dooce
71. Daxohol said:
tiff said at 09:44AM, 10.22.2004:
"Many of you preach tolerance of others, but can’t tolerate an opposing political point of view."
Yup, just another glaring hypocracy that branches many levels and issues. Hopeless isn't it? :/
Love your photos Dooce!!
72. Drew said:
I must add:
One thing that bothers me about the stickers, yard signs, billboards, bumper stickers, and what-not, is that they do nothing but further polarize both sides. If you want to change someones mind or influence them to vote for your candidate, then don't you think the best way to do that would be to make a logical, fact-based argument, rather than simply say, "my guy is better; your guys sucks?" (or whichever way one would choose to phrase it)
73. jelene said:
oh man, more crap about politics. no one will ever agree, just like religion...
people think that just by getting a new president, that all will be changed in this country, think again people. it would take more than that.
74. JM said:
Those who are voting for Bush because he will be "tough on terror" really need to think long and hard about the long-term consequnces in OTHER areas as well. The same "black and white" (and non-thinking) approach Bush brings to "the war on terror" is exactly what he brings to all other areas of policy - from education to choice to gay marriage. SEVERAL memebers of the Supreme Court will be stepping down over the next 4 years. If you want abortion to be made illegal, even if the life of the mother is at risk, or in the case of rape, go ahead and vote for Bush. If you want federal, Constitutional discrimination against gay marriage, go ahead and vote for Bush. If you don't want to futher miraculous medical advances through stem-cell research, go ahead and vote for Bush. If you want Bush's religious BELIEFS to create and form LAWS for our country, then Bush is your man.
My vote goes to Kerry.
75. Daxohol said:
Oh, might I add, the hypocracy stems from both wings.
Don't worry guys, no sense in arguing. Your country is screwed either way.
Fear and consume people, fear and consume.
Oh yeah, don't be all committed and gay either.
76. Emma said:
Tiff, I’m voting for Kerry because I do believe in what he stands for AND I’m voting against Bush. I respect different opinions if it is an educated decision that they are making.
I asked the previous question because I have came across so many people who says "I don't necessary agree with Bush or like him, but I’m a Republican so I’m voting for Bush." I’m not saying that everyone who is voting for Bush is this way at all. I’m sure there are some Democrats who are voting for Kerry just because they are Democrats but I have not came across any.
Some of my relatives who live in Arizona are voting for Bush, but a most them have no idea what’s going on in the world. They didn’t even watch any of the debates, they don’t even know what Bush stands for.
I'm glad that everyone here seems to be taking this election seriously no matter who you may be voting for. Didn’t mean to insult anyone and I certainly wasn’t saying “if you’re voting for Bush, you must not know anythingâ€.
77. sarcastic journalist said:
When we lived in NC we saw a lot of "Stop Rape" stop signs. And we're like I mean, do people (besides complete asshats) really want to "Start rape?" Isn't it a whole no-no as a whole?
78. Dre said:
I love it!
GO CARDS GO CARDS GO CARDS!
Signed,
Livin' in and Lovin' STL :-D (So cheesey, I know!)
79. BarefootGoddess said:
I think the eat shit comment was a bit over the top. Way to get people to see your point of view there RJ.
I'm a registered Dem, my husband a registered Rep...election time at our house is fun. I don't vote straight ticket though, I vote based on what I think is right. Sometimes it leans left, other times it leans right. Drives my straight-ticket husband nuts.
I love Dooce, even if I don't agree with every political issue brought up here.
Here in NC we are odd. For some reason we vote for Republicans for the White House, yet send Democrats to the Governor's Mansion. What's up with that?
80. Carrie said:
I love the photo. Says it all, doesn't it? :)
81. Carol said:
I own a travel agency and I'm sending you all Bush voters a free ticket to Iraq. It's a courtesy. Take your loved ones with you. You deserve, stupid people.
82. Tracy said:
"The same could be said for Kerry supporters… do you support Kerry for his ideas and what he says or do you support him simply because he is “anybody but Bush�"
For me, it's a little of both. I don't support Kerry's entire platform or history - he was not my first choice of the Democratic candiates. Or even my second. But I still find more to support in Kerry than I do in Bush. If I weren't a Democrat before, I sure as hell would be one this year.
83. dustin said:
Heather 2 may give us all a reason to fear election of Kerry. Hey no offense.
84. Ms. Pants said:
I saw those all over New Orleans as well. That made me pretty happy, as, from a lot of stuff I've read, Louisiana is going to be pretty important in the election.
85. Daniel said:
Does it disturb anyone else that this election (according to the polls anyway) is actually going to be close? I recognize that Dooce.com is something of a Republican Free Zone, but I am just horrified that there are so many people in the country who so enthusiastically and boisterously support Bush.
Guess that's just my own myopic view of the world less than two weeks before the biggest election of my lifetime.
Go Angels! (Oh, wait...)
86. Sophie said:
Thank you, Tom, for your witty comment. Too bad it got lost in all the arguing.
87. Chloe said:
That sign is fucking awesome!
I like Kerry. I'm not just voting against Bush (although, even if I didn't like the other candidate, I would probably vote against Bush anyway. Because the man is the antichrist, in my opinion.)
But did anyone ever stop to think: maybe it's a hair removal clinic putting the stickers up, trying to get more women to get Brazilian waxes? Another way to stop bush. Hee! I'm sorry. That joke was sad and wrong. I will stop now.
88. Kano said:
Cracks me up.....all the people that are voting for Kerry because of what he stands for. Each week he stands for something new so I guess he has all of you covered. I like a president that takes charge and stands by his decisions. Kerry will be weak and will get this country in deep trouble....He is a yes man that trys to please everyone with words and not with actions. Good luck to the USA if Kerry wins.
89. Rebecca said:
Fret not, Kellie... here's another Republican who disagrees with (but enjoys reading about) the political opinions held by Dooce.
Reading over these other comments, I am bewildered that people can be so full of scathing disdain for those with non-Democrat views. We are not "twits," nor have we failed to probe the issues facing our country, if we decide to vote for Bush. If you want tolerance for YOUR stance, people, give the same to others.
And Drew, I agree with you: defacing public property is not cool at all.
90. Sondra said:
I wasn't going to comment, but then I saw Carol was offering a free trip to Iraq for myself and my family members, and thought I'd jump on that opportunity.
I actually have close friends who have served in Iraq, and they've seen first hand the gratitude and appreciation of the Iraqi people. Do not let the insurgents over there succeed in their desire to cloud your mind.
On CNN.com today there is an article about a humanitarian aide worker who has been kidnapped and will probably end up beheaded as well. She wasn't there promoting a political or religious agenda, she was simply working to build medical centers and improve water sanitation. The radicals/insurgents/terrorists don't like that kind of thing very much. So they kidnapped this lady, put it on the news, and are trying to use her to scare us out of the country.
These aren't the kind of people who can be reasoned with. A "sensitive" war on terror is out of the question.
Politics aside, I too am a regular here, and I very much enjoy reading everything Dooce has to say. She's an excellent writer with a beautiful family, and I appreciate her voice. I'm sorry that some people feel my voice is "stupid" because I happen to disagree on certain political issues.
91. Liisa said:
I, personally, wouldn't read this site if Heather was a conservative republican...
Why?
Because you know it would NEVER be as funny as it is now. Conservative republicans are Just. Not. As. Funny. Only us communist liberals are able to maintain such a degree of levity in this day and age. It's all we've got. Laughter in the face of uncertainty. Let's hope it ends soon with not another Bush in the big chair ever again. Ever. Ever, ever, ever. Then we can just be funny without so much stress and sadness.
Anyone-Else in '08.
92. cindy said:
We've been seeing those around here too. Which is very cool, since Oklahoma unfortunatly is a Bush state.
93. Nathan Logan said:
"It's all been done before..."
http://www.janebejane.com/2004/10/u-cant-touch-this.html
94. Nathan Logan said:
And again?
http://www.cosy.com/boba2k/StopHillary.jpg
95. Avery said:
here in sf people have found wonderful ways to defile all the signs up and down bush street. of course, i can't remember any of them at this particular moment...
96. Amanda B. said:
I too will be voting for Bush AND enjoy Dooce's site. I think it's perfectly fine for all of us to have different views and opinions. Is having a difference in opinion supposed to mean we have to hate and disrespect each other?
I'm not a republican or a democrat. I believe that gay people should have the same rights as straight folks. I believe in a womans right to choose abortion. I believe that Christians have the right to be Christians and non-Christians have the right to be non-Christians but that neither have the right to cram their views down my throat. In the past year I've had more atheists on my ass for believing in God than I have Christians for my refusal to accept Jesus as my "lord and savior". Liberals can be really really scary too.
I think the most important thing is to VOTE!! Vote for whoever you want, but get out their and get your voice heard.
97. Toni said:
War on terror
Occupation of Iraq
TWO DIFFERENT THINGS
98. Torrie said:
Ok, I am so sick of this Kerry flip flops shit. Sometimes you go into a situation with a plan/opinion, then things don't go the way you thought they would so you CHANGE your plan/opinion. Adapting to changing situations is how intelligent people conduct themselves. Refusing to admit you are wrong or have made mistakes, and dragging everyone along for the ride on your personal agenda, that's how BUSH conducts himself.
It's so sad that the government and the media has everyone so scared about terrorism that people are voting for Bush because they believe he will get the "evil-doers". The fact is that Sadam had NOTHING TO DO WITH 9/11. This whole "preventing terrorism before it happens" policy that bush claims is bullshit. What about Iran? What about Korea? Also, is everyone aware that while Bush is sending all of these service men/women off to war he is cutting their benifets and pay? What a wonderful way to support the troops that are dying because of his personal agenda. Isn't it important that we fix the problems here so that we actually have something worth protecting?
99. Jake said:
Vandalism of public property is awesome! This is almost as cool as burning SUVs as an environmental protest--almost, but not quite.
100. annie said:
Dooce-
I hope you wore gloves for when they dust for prints on the stop signs! Nice work creating the network all over the country to help you in your grand scheme.
101. torph said:
One of the things I LOVE about America is the freedom we have to write whatever the hell we want.
It doesn't matter to me who you vote for as long as you VOTE!!!
102. Melynda said:
I'm a Republican AND a Christian, and I enjoy this site! Dooce is hillarious, and I love seeing the pictures she takes. She's very talented on many levels.
103. Army Brat said:
Actually, CONGRESS cuts or increases military benefits and pay. CONGRESS does a lot of things that have nothing to do with who is or isn't President.
And the war on terror is not just about 9/11. It is about terrorism as a global problem - those who perpetrate it and those who give comfort and aid to the perpetrators. Iraq under Saddam Hussein was a state sponsor of terrorism.
104. Torrie said:
Army Brat, So, then you think that George W. fought for military salaries and benifits?
AND
You didn't answer my question- Why Iraq? They are not the only ones "harboring terrorists". There are approx. 60 countries with substantial terrorist rings/ties. Here's the answer for you: oil/money. Plain and simple. If all we do is invade/occupy other countries and don't focus on the MANY problems we have here, we will have nothing worth while left to protect
105. Leon as Diana Ross said:
First, before I forget, I bow to the witty brilliance of "Tom" (in cased you missed it).
Tom said at 09:09AM, 10.22.2004:
Maybe the message isn’t even political — maybe it’s someone finally realizing that “Sixteen Stone†was the watered-down, British version of Pearl Jam’s “Ten,†and getting a little huffy about it…
....really good stuff, especially when it's thrown in the face of all this bickering.
Stop! All this election news
Before I go insane
Stop! Reporting the latest polls
Because we don't give a damn
Soon, it'll all be over
Soon, it'll all be over
Whether you sit on the left
Whether you sit on the right
It's not going to matter
Unless you live in battleground state
.....the electoral college blows
Hell, the election is always over before the results in my state are even announced.
.....lame, just lame
106. Tracy said:
"Cracks me up…..all the people that are voting for Kerry because of what he stands for. Each week he stands for something new so I guess he has all of you covered. I like a president that takes charge and stands by his decisions."
Oh, sure. I agree. You've got to admire and respect the man for taking charge and standing by his decisions. For example, when he realized Osama Bin Laden was behind the 9/11 attacks, and he decided to take him out. He didn't stop until he got the job done. Sure, a lot of people said "He's going to be really hard to find. Why don't you just say that finding him isn't that important after all, and move on to something else?" And others said "You know, Saddam Hussein was on your 'People I Am SO Going to Bitch Slap Once I Finally Become President' list loooong before 9/11, so why don't you go after *him* instead?" But he didn't. He knew Bin Laden was the problem, and he went right in there and took care of it, without getting sidetracked, or using the opportunity to launch an entirely new and unrelated war.
Oh, wait...
107. Sondra said:
Torrie,
I will gladly address any of the points you brought up, but I'd rather do it either via email or through my own blog. With respect to Dooce, it would be too long of a discussion to continue on this forum.
108. RJ Hampden said:
It's nice to hear a lot of the political parties' rhetoric reflected here. We have the "there's no room for sensitivity in the war on terror" and the "sometimes changes in situations call for changes in opinions" it's great to know that people are so good at absorbing those bytes while repelling the cold, hard truth.
109. Kellie said:
RJ, would you mind enlightening the rest of us, since you seem to get "get it" and we, apparantly, are all sheep? What, I ask, IS the "cold, hard truth"?
110. anne said:
Yet another semi-conservative here on Dooce's site... enjoying the hell out of her talent and her voice, too! Sondra and Amanda B. already said what I wanted to say, so I won't go into repeat mode.
Carol? Thanks. Calling an entire group of diverse people "stupid" and offering to send them to Iraq is a really brilliant way to inspire us to listen to what you have to say.
111. AssKissingAlert said:
I have a question for Torrie - if the war in Iraq is all about oil and money, why - since we're now the major occupying power in Iraq - is gas not $25 a barrel? I.e. why are gas prices still high if we only got involved to protect our precious oil? Just wondering.
Also, if environmentalists would let us drill for more oil in Alaska, we probably wouldn't be so damn reliant on the Middle East for our oil.
You can't please everyone.
112. Rebecca said:
I just saw John Kerry speak at the University of Wisconsin--Milwaukee. He spoke specifically about how jobs, families, health care, and all of the issues relate to women. After seeing him in person, I am more convinced than ever that he is a good and fair man, concerned about the welfare of __all__ Americans and completely capable of restoring dignity and prosperity to our country.
And, hearing him remind us of how much has gone HORRIBLY WRONG in the last four years just demonstrates the intensity of this election--it shows just how important it is for people to get out and vote, and vote Bush OUT.
"America needs a president that doesn't just help women get by but helps them get ahead!" He told us. I agree.
113. Stacey said:
I love it when people do that to stop signs. I was in Seattle for spring break a week or two before Bush invaded Iraq, and that has been spray-painted on innumerable stop signs in the city. I love that part of the country. Good to see that someone's doing it in Utah too :)
114. stacy said:
Proud republican here, not voting for Bush. Don't always assume the Bush bashers are dems. Personally, I think he's completely wrecked havock on the Republican platform: fiscal responsibility and personal freedoms indeed!
115. Claire said:
Re Sondra's comment. The humanitarian who was kidnapped was there working to build medical centers and improve sanitation. Before the US occupation, Iraqis had access to some of the best and most inexpensive medical services in the Middle East. Medical school was free. Yes, Saddam was an evil-doer. The kidnapped woman is innocent. Black and white, but U.S. policies and Bush's intentions are not.
116. Michael said:
What in gods name happened to discussions about Leta's teething???!!!!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?
also...
Isn't Utah the only state to use the firing squad?
117. Jamie said:
Bring back the poop stories!
118. Michael said:
quickie to Sondra.
Your opinion isn't stupid. It's people who dont appreciate the fact that you have a different opinion who are stupid.
Kerry-Edwards '04, baby!
119. jenn said:
heather,
kiss your husban for me. he is completely brilliant.
great sticker... starting to wonder though if what you were really doing while unable to fall asleep was run around the neighborhood posting bush stickers to all of the stop signs.
jenn
120. Mir said:
Oh, political catfight over at Dooce's! I'll bring the popcorn!
Today I saw my first "W stands for Women" bumper sticker and choked a little. I prefer the embellished stop signs, myself.
121. Tracy said:
"Isn’t Utah the only state to use the firing squad?"
Mikal Gilmore (brother of executed killer Gary Gilmore) discusses the firing squad, and its roots in the Mormon principle of blood atonement, in his book "Shot in the Heart." It's a good read.
122. spackle said:
Sondra:
The word from MY family members and close friends in Iraq is that Al Qaida is thrilled about what we've done over there -- they have more power and freedom to move around than they ever did under Saddam.
Think about it: If invaders demolished OUR govenment and created chaos, who would be in charge here? Us nice, moderate people, or gangs or criminals with the biggest weapons?
Would we nice, moderate people help out and be all gung-ho about the invading force of, say, annoying French people? Especially if they weren't very good at protecting us from the criminals (some of whom we identify with more than we do the invading French people)?
My folks in the military now travel by airplane to cover distances of 5 miles because the roads are too dangerous. What the media calls "armored" vehicles are jeeps that they've had to weld their own scrap metal onto. THe whole operation has been a disastrous mistake. It has made us even more of a target than we ever were.
"Tough" on terrorism? Bush's aqpproach to terrorism has made me feel less safe, more of a target, more afraid than I ever was before.
123. Sondra said:
Concerning the humanitarian, she was there working with CARE, distributing medicine and improving sanitation looong before the U.S. occupation.
124. Rebecca said:
To see some pictures from the campaign scene today, check out http://www.xanga.com/skin.asp?user=rlschlei.
Oh, and there were Bush-backers there with signs that said "Alqueda for Kerry". WTF?
125. Peter Hentges said:
One of the saddest things about modern politics is that it has become so much about instilling hatred for the other guy. This bleeds into the law-making and governing process when our elected officials have to work with those that perpetrated mud-flinging against their friends.
I support Kerry because he is the candidate who most closely supports my ideals who has a chance of being elected.
I dislike much of what Bush has done in office but I don't hate the man. (Karl Rove, I might be able to develop an intense dislike for.)
I draw people's attention to the words of Booker T. Washington: "I shall allow no man to belittle my soul by making me hate him."
126. Claire said:
Oh! She was there looonggg before the OCCUPATION, during the sanctions. It is okay then! Phew. I will go and get my point back from where it was kidnapped and let it know we will STILL BE VOTING FOR KERRY.
127. Kellie said:
Just a couple of observations... First, can someone tell me where in the Constitution it says every American is guaranteed the *RIGHT* to affordable healthcare, and moreover, where that is the responsibility of the government to provide it? Where is the personal responsibility? And where in the Constitution was that part about the government being held accountable for your job? Which, by the way, is a misnomer. It's not your job, it's your employer's job, and you have agreed to perform the tasks needed for that job for an agreed-upon salary. The job does not belong to you.
In my opinion the #1 responsibility of the president is to provide security for the US; without that, jobs and healthcare mean absolutely nothing. My vote goes to Bush because I believe he understands this and has the ability to do the job. My personal feeling is that John Kerry has developed an "everything to everyone" mentality shaped by polls and numbers, and believes terrorism is a "nuisance". Just my opinion. But I have enjoyed seeing the other side of the agrument represented here, at least from those of you not calling me a war-mongering mindless twit or just plain stupid. : )
Can we talk poop next week? I miss the poop talk.
128. Sondra said:
Claire-
Sorry, I was just making a statement. The war in Iraq is an issue that encompasses much; and in order to address my thoughts and feelings on it would be both time consuming and inappropriate here. I don't intend to argue with you or anyone, and by all means, vote for Kerry. It's your voice and I'm not begruding your opinion or your vote.
129. Grace said:
Ya know, Kellie, I do believe that the richest fucking country in the world does have some responsibility to make sure that 18,000 children a year don't die because they didn't have health insurance. Call me crazy.
130. Tracy said:
Oh, Grace, it's only because they didn't pray enough.
131. Laurie said:
Wow...how I love the politics discussions...
I attend a pretty liberal university in DC and I've always found it intresting how some of my fellow people on the left can be just as closed minded (if not more so occassionaly), that those on the right. As long as no one tries to force an opinion on me, I'm cool with it. Those of you who are voting for Bush/Nader/Mickey Mouse, are okay with me.
Anyways, the reason I am voting for Kerry is because I took the issues that are important to me (the environment and social justice) and am going with that. Honestly I think I would rather vote for the Green party canidate, but I would like to stick with someone who has at least a chance of winning.(and is on the ballot in my state)
That said, after living in DC for 7 years you begin to realize that most politicans are very similar. Kerry or Bush; Republicans or Dems; House or Senate (although all of the preppy aides on the hill freaking stink). At the moment they are both trying to reach to that invaluable "undecided" voter, those people in the middle of the range of politics. Those are the people that win/lose elections. The moderates.
And even though he only lives a scant 5 blocks from me, I don't hate Bush. Now Tucker Carlson and his damn bowties on the other hand....(who works about 3 blocks from me.)
132. Kellie said:
Grace, I guess I missed that statistic. Would you mind crediting your source?
133. Laurie said:
And I think the part about the consitution that covers the right to health care isn't explicity stated. However, if one studies both 1) the preable for the "provide for the common defense and promote the general welfare" has been looked at by the justices and moving towards that 2)since the concept of the idea of "health" care didn't exist in the late 1700's, health care has been until now limited to state regulation. However since the constitution does require that all states recognize the laws and policies of other states, that in essence since each state gives other groups differing health care is in fact a violation of this idea of states equality. (sorry I'm in law school...you may begin the lawyer jokes now :) )
Of course, the constitution didn't give people in DC the right to vote until the 60's, so naturally those living here before then never had that right. :)
In essense, with over half of the nation's homeless being under the age of 16, and with a large number of senior living on medicare, it is essential to have some kind of generalized healthcare.
Again, if you disagree that's cool. :)
134. Jenna said:
You know I've seen a few of those around in SF too. So where do I get "Bush" stickers? *grin*
135. Fish said:
Lighten up.
Its Friday.
136. Maggie said:
RJ Hampden, just because Kellie or anyone else for that matter does not agree with your opinion..doesn't make them a "mindless twit". In my OPINION, you sound pretty darn prejeduce, assuming all republicans think and agree on the exact same things. Respect really does go a long way, maybe you should try and join the rest of us in a grown up conversation? I don't know where you live, but I live in a country where everyone..EVERYONE..is allowed to have their own views. (In case you're confused, that means color, age, religion, and political standpoint.)
Anyway, sorry Dooce..I'm an ex-Mormon as well, but I will still be voting for Bush, lol. However, I love you to itty bitty pieces, and will continue to stop by daily. Just because someone you like doesn't share the same views, doesn't change how good of a person they are. :)
137. Fish said:
Also, don't you think its SUPER funny that "Sondra" and "Claire" both have multiple posts today? What about Cliff and Theo? Maybe Rudy? Oooh, or how 'bout Vanessa?
138. Mish said:
Why didnt i think of that? At least it's not too late but I do hate to support Bush by buying his stickers. I guess I'll just print them.
139. kara said:
my favorite sign i've seen is "SHAVE THE BUSH OFF AMERICA"
And hey, people followed Hitler and I'm sure there are still people out there that think he was a wonderful man. It may not be as hard as you think to brainwash a nation.
140. Amanda B. said:
Oh sweet jesus, not the "hitler" reference...
141. Ariadna said:
I wouldn't be surprised.
142. slick said:
just about every stop sign here in boston has those stickers. we're in kerry country, afterall!
also, i was very pleased to read that you were excited that the Sox won. boston was a madhouse. and since by boyfriend lives *two blocks away* from fenway, i can only tell you that it was louder and crazier than anything you saw on the tv.
go red sawks!
143. Shiz said:
Heather, you're a great little sh*t disturber! Go you!
(Not like I didn't know it before, but man, wimpy ME closed down the comments on a post I did way back about a Southern state high-school tradition. Yeah, the Mum people were ENRAGED. I admire, if you will, your balls.)
144. Amber said:
"RJ Hampden said at 09:59AM, 10.22.2004:
Alright, let’s continue this conversation in ten years when the truth can’t make a damn bit of difference and countless documentaries refer to bush et al’s cronyism and culture of fear as the new “red scareâ€. We’ll talk about this after trillions of dollars of our kids’ money and thousands of our family members and innocent foreigners are killed. That pack of wackos in office right now IS wrong. They ARE evil and anyone who supports them IS a motherfucking twit because they cannot and will not be able to back up thier shit with fact because if they had a half of a fucking brain in their head they’d KNOW histortells us we’re totally fucked. Kerry’s just as retarded."
Excuse me, but why do you make this election so personal, RJ? Not everyone who votes for Bush is a "motherfucking twit" and I would have to say that SOME people voting for Kerry are. That is just what happens. There are "motherfucking twits" voting for each candidate, as well as very intelligent people.
And I am voting for Bush, not because of the war, because frankly they BOTH pretty much want to keep the troops in Iraq. I am voting for Bush because I happen to agree with his viewpoints on abortion and gay marriage. Does this make me a motherfucking twit? No. It just makes me a person with an opposite opinion from somebody else.
Seriously, why attack people for believing in something that you don't? Get over yourself, RJ.
And even though I am voting for the moronic dimwitt that looks like a monkey, I truly love to make fun of him because his appearance looks like a monkey. Or an elephant. Lighten up. I don't get offended when Dooce or Blurb make fun of Bush. They are just spouting their opinions, and frankly, its quite funny.
And for those of you voting for Kerry, go for it! And if you haven't already heard (even though I don't believe this): Bush + Dick, we're fucked. Just thought I'd help ya out a little.
By the way, Dooce, I truly love the picture. I wish I could be that creative to think of putting up a sticker like that on a stop sign.
Can we please talk about poop next week? Everyone seems to agree about that. :)
Love in Christ,
Amber <><
145. Ty said:
On the fart comment, my boyfriend has no sense of smell. This is good and bad. On the good side, he can't smell my farts (oh did I actually just admit that I, a girl, fart...eeek!) but on the bad side he has a habit of telling me when he does, thinking that they must ALL smell. He loves to inform me of his dutch ovens! Oh and the funniest is when he comes out of the bathroom (after 30 minutes--way beyond the appropriate 6!!) and tells me I'd better not go in there, that it stinks! He has no idea that whether that's true or not so I always have to assume it is or test it out!! It cracks me up.
146. Amber said:
Why do people ask you if their farts stink? Like we really want to find out! That would annoy me too, Dooce.
147. Kellie said:
My personal favorite is "Grow Your Own Dope: Plant A Bush", or Plant a Republican In the White House.
148. Jess said:
I love that sign. Best thing I have seen all day. Go Kerry!!!
149. Amber said:
hey that's pretty funny, Kellie.
150. Ashley said:
Wanted to say to Kellie that I am also from Kentucky...and voting for Bush.
Contrary to what the news media wants to have you believe the economy (this includes unemployment, new jobs, etc.) is the same right now (and in some areas even better) under Bush as it was when Clinton was re-elected to a second term. Whoever is President, that person doesn't affect the economy as much as people would like to believe.
I do not believe that Bush is trying to scare the American public. I believe that he is telling us the harsh reality of the world in which we live in. Fall 01, my college roommate was a female from Indonesia. She was also Muslim. After September 11, she told me she was happy that so many Christians were killed. That we "got what we deserved." Another girl from Indonesia who lived in my hall came to me scared to death. She was the only Christian of the group. The 3 other Indonesians were telling her how they hoped her family would be killed next because she was Christian. I called my mom and told her what was going on. Then talked to the Residence Hall director in which I was informed "The colleges first priority is protecting the International Students. I should be accepting of what my roommate and the others were saying because this was a trying time for them." My roommate hated the United States but would complain constantly that the college wasn't giving her enough money each month. (The university gives a monthly check to each International Student for $925.)
151. Alex said:
What's grosser than gross?
Oh, wait....wrong post.
152. Beth Ringsmuth said:
Awesome. I've seen a lot of stop signs here in Minnesota with "Bush" either painted or spray-painted onto the sign. Lots near the St. Cloud State campus and in Uptown Minneapolis around the lakes on pathway stop signs. Great minds.
153. heather said:
haha, i've seen something like that STOP 'bush' thing before... here in british columbia, there is a provincial government currently in power calling themselves liberal but in reality, they are classist, sexist, everything-ist bastards. their ringleader is our current premier, gordon campbell. right around the time they got elected a few years ago, these 'campbell' stickers started appearing underneath the word 'stop' on our signs.
way better than the time i saw a stop sign defaced to read 'shop'...
154. Rebekha said:
Does anyone here really agree 100% with Bush or Kerry? I am a registered Republican that agrees with Gay marriage and abortion... go figure... In a perfect world I would take a little from each and buid my own candidate... aside from that I love this site and all the comments... keep it up!
155. Christine said:
About the stuff that *Kellie* said at 12:47PM, 10.22.2004...
THANK YOU, KELLIE! I totally agree with everything you said.
I have had enough Canadians friends telling me horror stories about 6 month waiting lists to get doctor's appointments and the struggles to come to America for decent medical treatment to KNOW that socialized health care doesn't work. One of my good friends died because he had to wait nearly 8 months to get treatment for Hodgkins disease. It's insane!
Trust me, people... that is NOT the way we want to go in America. There has to be a better way, but socialized health care is NOT it.
Lastly, I vote that we talk about art and music next week.:P
156. spike said:
yeah, those have been all over the san francisco bay area for some time now. good to know that they're making their way to other parts of the country.
157. eco2geek said:
From an article in the Mercury News ("Poll finds reality gap among Bush supporters"):
"A large majority of President Bush's supporters continue to believe that Iraq either had weapons of mass destruction (47 percent) or a major program to develop them (25 percent), contrary to official findings, a survey taken this month found.
"And three out of four Bush backers believe Saddam Hussein provided substantial support to al-Qaeda or was involved in the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, while 56 percent said the Sept. 11 Commission found such ties.
"In reality, the commission found "no collaborative relationship" between Iraq and al-Qaeda."
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It seems to me that Bush's major selling point is the "vote for me or die" meme, and most of his supporters buy into it.
No, my Bush-supporting friends, I won't "disrespect" you for your choice, but I will question your relationship with reality.
158. jackie said:
that's awesome -- we have the same thing going on here in florida (tampa). granted, i live in the ghetto and we've got tags on everything verticle, but there's a lot of black spray paint beneath stop signs that also read bush. so most of these folks are probably going to be denied at the polls, at least it's nice to know. although, this morning a misguided dude covered up a john kerry sign with an assload of anti-bush propaganda but left the bush yard sign ( a foot a way ) unscathed. he might be dyslexic but at least dude knew how to choose his martyrs.