Punkboy™
Saturday, October 16 2004
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PB™ was Jon's nickname when I first met him.
- Apologies in advance to Mr. Hamilton
Thursday, 12 June 2008 - I am an adult
Wednesday, 11 June 2008 - The Three Best Bits of Relationship Advice I've Ever Been Given
Tuesday, 10 June 2008 - Dooce, Behind the Music
Monday, 09 June 2008 - You ain't been pucked til you been fud pucked
Monday, 09 June 2008
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1. Gavinator said:
I told my husband last night I thought your husband was a hottie. He wasn't amused. I'm going to be in trouble after this. Jon is SMOKIN'!
2. anna said:
Now, I might be happily married and all, but even I know you're tempting fate by posting all these hot pictures of your man.
Hordes of women (and men?) are about to descend on Utah to enjoy the scenery, snack on the luscious babies, and steal your smokin' husband.
Damn, you've got a visually stimulating life. Did I say easy? I did not. But boy it's good-looking, judging from your snaps.
3. catdog said:
one hot honey w/a side of fall foliage- great scenery you've got out there
4. catdog said:
one hot honey w/a side of fall foliage... nice scenery you've got out there
5. tiffany said:
Did you know that your husband looks a little bit like Leta? No, for real! Hold her up next to this picture and squint...
6. kEma said:
He's got the look as if he's thinking: "Poopy diapers again?"
nice nice :))
7. KellyH said:
I gotta say it too- I'm very happily married, but Jon is yummy. And hot.
Is it weird to have people you don't know say this about your husband?
8. Mir said:
He is obviously thinking very hard about your constipation issues, wondering if a different flavor of Doritoes may in fact be the key to keeping things moving.
9. Sally said:
There is only one flavor of Doritos.
10. Barbara said:
I can't be all checking out your husband while reading about everyone's poop. Yer killing my Hot Guy buzz!
Hey! Was that your plan all along?
11. Katy said:
He's so rugged. He's quite the hottie.
12. sarcastic journalist said:
"Jon's first day contemplating his new job as an internet model."
13. sylvy aka popsicletoes said:
your husband looks like Aidan from Sex and the City... you are SOOOO LUCKY!!!
14. Heatheranne said:
Is there a story behind that nickname?
15. brittney said:
Handsome, of course. But I kinda miss the beard.
I like beards.
16. Shiz said:
I've gotta start posting pics of my hot husband, too. The internet's obsession with his hotness must amuse him.
17. España said:
Whoah. Oh my goodness. Geez Louise, look at those MOUNTAINS!!!
18. Erin said:
Actually, there are regular Doritos (nacho cheese), Cool Ranch, Salsa, and Guacamole, as well as other flavors I don't know about, perhaps. But I have to say that there is only one GOOD flavor of Doritos, and that is the regular kind. Just my two cents.
Cute husband, BTW. Oh, and Heather, a spinach salad a day does it for me, even during pregnancy. Since you asked. ;)
19. kate g said:
That's funny - My dad's nickname was PB... but it stood for Persistent Bastard. (My mom declined to accept his proposal the first 7 times...)
20. Regan said:
oh...umm...wow.
did it just get hot in here?
21. Storm's Wife said:
Mmmm, scrumptious husband. He reminds me much of my own hubs.
Geeks are *so* hot.
22. brent said:
i dont know why the ladies think jon's hot. he just looks like a regular guy to me. maybe thats cuz i'm straight, i dunno.
23. Kat F. said:
yup. totally read that as 'pumpkin boy.'
24. Kimberley said:
I think I am going to convince my boyfriend that we need the D70. I keep admiring your photo's, but now is the time for *ACTION*!
25. Michael said:
You're giving me a complex for older men!!!! (Ok, he's not an 'older man', so to speak, but im only 19, so in my world he is)
Nicely done
26. Angie said:
Jon's hairdo looks like, what we call in England, a 'Hoxton Fin' (like a fake mohican but done with a hairbrush and gel rather than clippers and superglue)... or is it just the way he wind was blowing?!
27. Leon as Peter Schilling said:
Ground Control to Major Jon
Are you receiving?
Standing there alone
You're wife's not pooping
You could always go
Yet she's all clogged up
Back in pottie central
There is a problem
Grab the Metamucil
She's not responding
"Hello Major Jon, are you receiving?"
"Get her coffee and cigarettes!"
"Can't you hear her cry?"
.....there's no reply
28. Margaret said:
Very handsome--but you already know that! In this photo, he reminds me of Dennis what's his name who was married to Meg Ryan. Ack, give me memory hormones!
29. Katie said:
Ah, yes Dennis Quaid. You're right, Margaret.
Besides the hot man standing up front, this photo looks like a painting. Wow.
30. Tracy said:
Leon - heh.
30-something punks-turned-geeks are the hottest. I managed to snag one too. Cheers!
31. espressocrazedboy said:
He looks A LOT like Leta.
32. Anne said:
Did you hear? Mt. Rushmore's missing a head.
33. Ariel said:
He's like the hot epilogue to SLC Punk.
34. Lesley said:
Jon looks a little bit like the guy who stars in Garden State.
35. Nicole said:
It's the Demon Frog Frown!
36. E. said:
He's a punk fan?? Oh, you lucky lucky woman.
37. wheezer345 said:
Do you feel lucky, well do you, PUNK!
38. Fran said:
Jon looks a lot like Leta? I think Leta looks a lot like John. Which came first the chicken or the egg? I don't know. It's all geek to me.
39. Gia said:
Could Jon look more like Leta in that photo! Wow - family resemblance! (sorry Dooce - she looks like you too - I swear!)
:)
40. Ev said:
Worst. President. Ever.
41. Ev said:
Sorry! Meant to post that at Jon's site.
42. David said:
The pictures are actually pretty neat, all with the background to be remembered. Perhaps, you should come up with another site for just your expansive gallery?
43. The Mighty Jimbo said:
the furrowed brow. the squinty eyes. the look of discomfort.
wait a minute.
i though YOU were the one who was always constipated.
(sorry jon. ;-) you know i love you both)
44. Storm's Wife said:
Holy moses, it really is the demon frog frown. Unbelievable. How hilariously adorable!
45. IHateToast said:
Jon ponders a poop problem: If a poop is leaving a bottom at 6:30 pm in a 2 minute pooping human and another poop is leaving a bottom at 4:30 pm in a 5 minute pooping human, when will they meet? Bonus Question: When will Dooce Poopce?
46. Lauren said:
Damn. He's hot. Good job.
47. DeAnn said:
Why? He doesn't look like a punk!
48. amy said:
Ahem... your daughter looks so much like your husband. Like you never heard that before ;)
49. dj blurb said:
1) Not used to being referred to as "hot". A little weird.
2) Punkboy™ was an alter ego who was going to dress like a Republican and scream a lot. It started with an anthem to buy t-shirts when I played in a ska band in the early 90s. Then I saw Bob Roberts and just made some t-shirts with a logo and "Punkboy" across the bottom and sold them when I was in a punk/jazz band. The t-shirts paid for a clutch replacement in my 1988 Subaru wagon. Neither punk nor boy, really, but that was the joke.
3) Still not used to being referred to as "hot". Very flattered, but very, very taken. If anybody in this family is hot, it is Mrs. Armstrong. S M O K I N G.
50. domin8trix said:
my husband and i met under Blur circumstances, too.
but his nickname was Shoe Gazer Boy.
51. jessica said:
I don't have any advice, dooce. I barely poop as it is.
52. midwifegoddessannie said:
I was watching Lethal Weapon 2 last night.. and onto the screen came this blonde chicky... and I said "THERE'S THE DOOCSTER!!" Heather you look like Patsy Kensit!! or she looks like you I should say.