- Oh noes! Here her goes again!
Thursday, 25 September 2008 - Thoughts I had before 7 AM
Wednesday, 24 September 2008 - Text message conversation with Carol last evening
Tuesday, 23 September 2008 - Two brief anecdotes
Monday, 22 September 2008 - For now her name is Puppy
Friday, 19 September 2008
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1. Aubrey's mom said:
Oh my gosh...that is so precious! Those baby fingers are so DELICIOUS!!!!
2. domino said:
She's saying, "ooh, that's some pretty CSS, Mama!"
3. Mir said:
I need a nibble of that pudgy little hand. Please?
4. Weez said:
Heather-
You've captured one of those precious moments in time that is the "wonderful" part of being a mom. It's those moments that make you think about the stitches, labor pains, hemorroids, constipation,sore mipples, and sleepless nights and say "Yes, Motherhood is hard but it's so worth it"!
Weez
5. Yamila said:
her eyes are the cutest, very expressive and with long girlie eyelashes.
Congrats!
6. Mom-to-be said:
I want some of those fingers! Pretty girl. How is she doing with her feet and physical therapy?
7. sab said:
I just want to pinch those cheeks!!!
8. sarcastic journalist said:
"Gee, I wish I had more cowbell."
9. trudie said:
what a cutie!
10. Wendy said:
Mmmmm. Hands are almost as good as feet...She looks so in love.
11. kEma said:
Oh,what an angel! She is so lovely that i really wanna bite that pudgy little hand.
I wish her always to be happy and smiling in the same heart-melting way :}
pu pu pu
12. Christen said:
What a sweetheart. :) She looks like a little angel.
13. Heatheranne said:
She's so gorgeous. She could be the next Gerber baby.
14. HazelEyedPisces said:
Oh Heather, my heart strings have been tugged. What a beautiful baby you have!
15. caroline said:
what is it about babies' noses that's just so goddamn cute?
16. coolbeans said:
I'm not screaming, I swear. The comment thingie is stuck or something.
All that to say, YUMMY!
17. coolbeans said:
Whew! I'm glad it didn't post in all caps.
18. RandyRambunctious said:
Chooooo Chweeeeet!
Yes I am a grown man.....Bite me!
19. liminalspace said:
See, babies even want to eat themselves. They know they're delicious.
I actually almost ate a baby on the subway the other day. I shared my sentiment with my traveling companions, who totally didn't get it. Morons.
20. Whatever said:
Where can i get me one of those??
Maybe i should check in with Miss Sassietrousers...think she'd have a couple of painlessly delivered gorgeous babies lying around....?
21. Whatever said:
Yes I know Miss sassietrousers is like SOOO 2 days back - but still....
:)
22. Shmee said:
The title of the photo says it all!
23. Susan said:
Dooce...
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PLEASE... I really need to talk to the Pink HO!
All in favor please say AYE!!!!
24. kara said:
you could just eat her with a spoon!
25. Jimmy said:
I'm 22 years old... I want one!!
Darn you Heather, and that cute baby! :)
26. Michele said:
look at those sasuage fingers---yummy.
She's a beauty, and her happiness about her life and the love of her parents shows in her eyes.
27. Lindsey said:
Awwwwwe!
28. Angela said:
Awww, she is so beautiful...
29. Ms.Chievous said:
Purely edible, every inch of her. What a look! I think my ovaries just turned over in their grave.
30. Kathy said:
In response to Susan's comments: AYE!
Ignore them all, Heather. Miss Pink & Sassy is too wrapped up in herself to realize that we all have different experiences.
What a beautiful baby!! If Miss Pink DOES have a couple of painlessly delivered gorgeous babies lying around, I'll take one off her hands! (Someone has to teach that child empathy!)
31. supermana said:
Ooooh the thing about babies' hands is that they're so edible-looking, dimpled knuckles and all!
32. Liisa said:
Should someone that calls herself "Sassietrousers" and writes in pink be able to go forth and multiply? I don't think so. I mean, its nice that she went for 'trousers' instead of 'panties' but, still...
other than that...CUTE LITTEL MISS YOU HAVE THERE!!!!!
33. Beth said:
OH my god, she's SO PRECIOUS!
And if you check the 'Contact Me' page - it already says Dooce has full right to publish hate/love mail. It's all good.
34. maxigumee said:
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
35. Cristina said:
SMOOOSHY BABY!!!
36. Charlie said:
Yo quiero taco bell, motherfucker!
37. Mensch71 said:
She's just about the cutest thing I've ever seen (reserving the title of "THE cutest" for my future progeny). And as for the naysayers (and poopy-heads) out there? You've already won the war... you have Leta.
38. jelene said:
after all the screaming she has given you, moments like these, SO make up for it!
how precious... now i want one.
39. Sarah said:
Can Leta get anymore cuter? hehe.
40. ginger said:
this is what makes it all worth it.
41. Moxie said:
OH DEAR GOD. I must shield my eyes from the edible!! Two of my favorite things about munchingly cute babies are the wrist rolls and the dimples where the knuckles should be. I just want to reach thru the moniter and take a bite out of her!! It makes me want to run into the next room and gobble up my 15 year old daughter for old time sake.
42. Nicole said:
If I could have kids that gorgeous I'd have half a dozen! You are the luckiest parents ever!
43. Chujoe said:
As Billie Holiday put the matter: "Them there eyes!"
44. missbanshee said:
I needs me one of those nummy babies, that's fo' sho! Her Screamness is just too gorgeous for words.
45. fakeppy said:
"Her Screamness Who Screams A Lot Every Day With the Screaming" NEEDS to be gobbled up :-) You can see it in her eyes, she's just begging you to go gnaw of her LOL.
46. fakeppy said:
(on her, that is...)
47. fakeppy said:
(on her, I mean)
48. Super Turtle Girl said:
Mmmmmm. Fingers. My favorite!
49. guurlWinemaker said:
oh.my.gosh.
She is absolutely scrumptious!
50. myla said:
heather, she's just beautiful.
51. Annie said:
sooo cute!
52. Jenny said:
She's just scrumptious!
53. NAncy said:
I love the eyes...captures what she is really looking at
54. Jessica said:
I think she wants to learn to whistle on two fingers.
55. psyche said:
That is simply adorable. YUMMY HANDS! :)
56. Peter Hentges said:
That's the cutest rat I ever di ... oh, wait.
The cuteness and edibility just threw caused my brain to skip a track.
57. Jazzy said:
yummy! Oh,and I seriously hope Ms. Sassietrousers has not procreated, she sounds awful. You are a great mother and you will do just fine. The strength you have is more than many women I know.
58. Laura said:
What a pumpkin!
Oh and as for that sassietrousers person - tell her to take a hike. Motherhood is endlessly exhausting even at its best, and deluding herself into believing that she enjoyed her episiotomy does not make her more worthy to be a parent. Having a sense of humor about things is important sassie.
59. Kelli said:
Oh Heather! Leta is ADORABLE! Just look at that sweet little face! No wonder you want to snack on her cheeks! They appear to be utterly snackable!
60. Lis said:
SassiePants just doesn't get it, and it's her loss. You rock on DooceMama.
61. Melis said:
I'm going in to have my (first) son tomorrow and if he's even remotely as cute as Leta is, the kid will get swallowed whole!
Her eyes just look so dreamy that I could just get lost in them.