Nice work. I like this photo.

Nicole: I'm not much of a Star Wars buff, but will be at the last movie on the first day (or weekend) because the one I love absolutely drools over that kind of stuff. What are you looking forward to in the movie? When Anakin turns to the dark side fully? Or, all the lightsaber fights?

Oh dear, Pokey has gone and stuck THIS where it's not wanted.

Or is that not what you meant, Gordon? :)

Yes, let's talk about poop.

DIARRHEA!!!

Hunky men in choreographed fighting always get me HOTT! Mmmmm-hmmmmm baby. Fo'sho', sho'nuff. Personally, being an aspiring romance writer, I want to see the tragedy of the failed love story between Ani and Amadala. They had some serious sparkxx flying in Clones. Plus, it brings us full circle to the beginning of the Saga we first saw and loved in the original "Star Wars" of the 70's. It wraps up and answers the questions of how and why things got to be that way. It's the completion of the most successful movie saga ever. (Barring LOTR)

Please, oh, please stop the Star Wars talk! I never figured out what was so great about that movie. I think Natalie Portman is pretty hot, though.

Alaska Danielle.
I agree with you about people in other cultures and learning about them. One of my favorite shows was called Lonely Planet (Globetrekker on the PBS scene?) and it was so cool to see just how other people live.

Personally, I could do without a world that is obsessed with cell phones, i-pods or J-Lo. All I want to do is grow a garden, love my husband, and raise children who don't whine because they're not getting some plastic piece of crap.
Sometimes, I feel like I was born too late. I often refer to it as being the last of the Beaver Cleaver generation.
There was a scene in Bonfire of the Vanities (btw - the book is so much better, as always) at the end where the Judge has enough and explains that laws are made to keep people decent. Now, it seems we have to tolerate other people's indecency. Like the other night, as I watched drunken college students vandalize my neighbors vehicles. I SO wanted to go down there with a baseball bat and stand up for my neighborhood. Of course, it was 1 a.m., hubby to be at work as late night DJ, and I wasn't wearing pants. But alas, this is what our world is coming to.
I may have digressed there a bit, but I'm sure most of you get the point.

Annie-lol- i loved your response.
I too love to start shit.

Yeah BFE, that's where I was going with that statement. Glad I'm not alone.

I did like the porno version of Star Wars though...Star Whores. I am serious. That was the name.

Annabelle-
Must be the name.

mmmwwhhaa! (That was a kiss in response to your rasberry.)
BTW-That is an excellent theory on the name of the pic and # of posts. You must be wicked smaht.

Allisoun. I TRIED to read Naked Lunch. It was just SO bizarre. The whole mugwump thing was just beyond me. Oh yea, that guy was on some serious drugs.
Drugstore Cowboy was a good movie, if ya like W.S.B.
"Don't EVER put a hat on the bed. It's bad luck!"

Muffster, I agree. I was born in 73. I'm tired of kids getting by with whiny, excuse for everything, traumatic childhood bulls#!t that they pull and expect to get away with disrespecting authority, those to take care of them and their elders. What happened to manners? What happened to common courtesy and being kind? Saying yes ma'am/yes sir or no ma'am/no sir instead of cussing your mom and dad up one side and down the other about how they aren't the boss of you? (metaphorically speaking) B/C, by GOD, if you live under MY roof you WILL abide by the rules set forth in this house b/c you are NOT to old to be turned over me knee! I HATE the attitudes that (most of but not all of)these pansy-ass kids who grew up in the 80's/90's are sporting. Like they're entitled to something just b/c they were born. Well...entitle THIS. How do you like THAT?

Damn, people, now look what you made me do. Rant 3. And Cut!

...or was "BOOBS!" some kind of command?

Are we s'posed to show 'em?
Grow 'em?
Throw 'em?
Know 'em?

Well Mr. Kielbasa Von Sausage you have no one to blame for that but you.

Jess, I tol' you in my audio blog, that nickname right there will cause us to throw down.

Tasers at five paces!

Cr@p. SOURCE, not cource and WHEN your sig-o passes out.

Somehow, I think boob nicknames for you just wouldn't sting as much as your nicknames for my _alleged_ schlong.

Bucky does it sting? Thats usually a bad sign, do you need me to kiss it for you? heh

No kisses 'til you put down the taser you have hidden behind your back.

Bucky do I look like the kind of girl that would hide things behind my back? No no no!

Just dont look down my shirt..

Not wanting to re-spark a debate, but just a point of fact regarding the assertion that almost all terrorists are Arab. There are significant acts of terrorism every year, in most countries, perpetrated by non-Muslims. Those acts are hardly the exception. Read the State Department's country reports on terrorism.
Chapter 5A: http://www.state.gov/s/ct/rls/45388.htm
Chapter 5B: http://www.state.gov/s/ct/rls/45392.htm

Do I need to launch a sneak laughter attack on y'all's bladders here?

And so it turns into Romper Room.....sigh

I live in fear of the Boobs. They watch me, they stalk me, they mock me when I buy my tiny bras.

Ria, I'm all about Romper Room here over Crossfire any day, y'know?

And, just to inject some gravitas into my post, I'm wearing conservative black socks.

And nothing else.

I could try to be serious and everything, but then I would get bored and fall asleep

I get enough serious in real life. Give me online absurdity anytime.

Amen, BFE! All hail the power of Romper Room!

And boobs!
Romping BOOBS!

Don't be a Don't-Be!

I like Doobie better.

I come here for the absurdity. Both in the comments section and in Dooce's ability to demonstrate how absurd life can be. Absurdity is what makes it fun.

I'm OUTTA CONTROL!
Somebody take the joy buzzer OUT OF MY PANTS before I fall off this chair and BREAK MY NECK!

Jess, tell her your cookies are on fire. She'll be confused and you can hang up.

plk, the links you posted told me absolutely nothing i didn't know and they actually reinforce what I've already asserted- read closely, almost all of the African countries listed had problems with islamist terrorists. The only ones not muslim related were pretty much from south america where we're really talking about insurgent or rebel groups.

Perhaps we need to better define our terms, but this argument is going nowhere.

laughin' and laughin'

You can't "go back" to somethin' you never stopped.

I'm just sayin'...

Bucky, Your so good at making valid points, Now quit poking me in the eye with that thing..

Susie, now I'm a reverend AND a doctor?

So...who wants to play doctor? And who has the speculum scrubbing fluid?

Before I leave today, I'd just like to make one plaintive cry:

Really, really, really, I DO NOT have a penis.

But I do play one on television.

laughin' and laughin' with Susie

Hi, Dang, come giggle with us.
Jess, I'm sorry, I just can't get that, um, interesting post of yours about medical fetishism out of my mind.

And me with a gyno appt tomorrow...

Dang Dang Dang Dang a ding a dong dang

Annabelle,

Terrorism is not a primarily african or middle eastern phenomenon. I'm referring to actions in Cambodia, China, Indonesia, the Phillippines, etc. If you know about all the actions happening outside of africa and the middle east, I don't see how you can still be trying to say that it's all Muslims.

Well, cats, kittens, and everything in between...

Time for me to pack up my hooker hauler and head outta here. I get to go pick up my new glasses, aren't you all just thrilled? Two new eyes for the Four-Eyes.

And remember: Tongue kisses are always preferable to spitballs.

Bye bye.

Bucky bye bye! Have fun playing doctor!

Bonjour mon nom est Jessica que j'ai

les seins tres grands

Oh PLK, how can you be so simple-minded?

China? VERY minor, small incidents. Cambodia? What are you referring to? Pol Pot? The Communist regime?

INDONESIA!!!!!! PLK- Did you know that Indonesia has the largest muslim population of any nation in the world? That Indonesia is ALL muslim? Apparently not. Ditto for large muslim population in the Philippines- muslim and catholic.

plk, earlier, we discussed exceptions- we're talking numbers here, man. I'm asking you to look critically at the percentages and not conflate terms like terrorist with insurgent or rebel- because terrorists do very different things than insurgents and/or rebels.

(Simultaneously typing and banging my head against a wall)

I don't like terrorists, insurgents, OR rebels. All of the above BITE.

Come on Jessica! Let's talk about boobs!

Enough of the insurgent vs. terrorist talk already!

I think I almost killed an old man with a pic of my hiney in fishnets last night, it was bad.

Nicole: I know no one else here will appreciate this link but you - http://tinyurl.com/7cmbs

In another attempt to change the topic (but avoiding Star Wars)
supposedly Oprah's show is about post-partum depression today, and yesterdays was about colons and constipation, etc. I wonder if someone over at Harpo, Inc has been reading Dooce's site?

Muff (331)
Just don't let him read {quote}Into The Wild{endquote}:{http://tinyurl.com/86xzg} (my first try with links, lets see if it worked).

And yes, we can get along, despite a _slight_ difference of opinion. :)

No one's stopping you, Jessica.

Betty and Veronica. Hmmm. I might have to go with that.

Annejelynn, well he is ok but I dont want my boyfriend to have to say, hey how bout I lotion up Matt Damon for you tonight baby?

GOLF!!!! of FRANCE!!!

How is that Dad's always seem to feel like they come up short Heather?

Sherri were boobie sisters! I think that means we are required to go on some sort of rampaging road trip...

OMG...I put in my online name...

Siegfried and Roy!!! LMAO ROTF

JessRabb - you forgot EVIL CLIENTS. anonymous discussion of EVIL CLIENTS must commence.
After this mornings' assholery, now I have one who is trying to come up with every reason in the world to not pay their 3-month old outstanding invoice.
Grrr...

Greenie - email me privately and I will tell you my opera-related goofy Siegfried and Roy story.

JessicaRabbit: Somthin' starts thumpin'...LOL!!! (good one)

Guys, you'll love this. The Muff's boobs are Mork and Mindy.
Hey, as long as i can sit on my head and they still look good, I'll go with that.

HOLY FUCK Batman!
I put my REAL name into the boobinator, and it came out as:
CHEECH and CHONG!
There is an internet uppercase god and he knows me well!

When my brother and I were little we had hot cycle bikes and his was "The Green Machine" and it had a button when you pushed it said, Raaawwrrrrrrrr!

The Big Green Machine, Raaawwrrr

thump thump thump thump

the niffer's boobies = Elvis

Jen = Cheech and Chong

If I go with Elvis, does that mean I need to get rid of one?

Hey Muff, are your boobies small and silly like mine?

Grrrrrrrrreenthumb. Now your just trying to get us ladies all twitterpated...

Muff, oh yeah, that was the best..

Niffer, Your boobs can NOT leave the building!

And here i've been calling Bucky Kielbasa Von Sausage when clearly I should be calling someone else here GreenFist or GreenSalami and not Greenthumb, seems misleading there doesnt it..

Tweedledum and Tweedledee - 'nough said. Well, maybe not.

I am so jealous of your camera.

My husband just got a new Nikon coolpix 5200. It's my early birthday to him. It's so much cooler than mine. I want a cool camera damn it.

Jess- you gots some mad style sheet drama going on in your blog - its doesn't seem to like Firefox.

I'm trying to be comment 445.
end the circle.
Now

oh no - it goes on forever - is his heather's idea of leaving us lost forever in a non-mormon hell??????

ooooooI'm melting.....

OH NO! My penis name is Little Juan!

Little Juan. That is hysterical

I am sure good luck will come to whoever gets number 455.

And I thought were were lucky because no one said FIRST today.

455!

If someone saw me, they would know. I sorta, stick out.

People are always telling me I have an evil twin.
I correct them. I'M the evil one!

I personally think it is nice thing to link to someone's blog from your blog, so I don't think it is necessary to ask them. I suppose it is nice to tell them, in case they hate your blog with a passion and don't want their link on your site, but that is rare. I know I for one feel really honored when someone links to my site. So asking me is not necessary.

love the black feathering around the edges. . tons o'comments today, holy canolli.

I think that is crazy. I have always been happy when I see my link on another person's blog. It makes me feel special.

Apparently a lot of people "Jennifer", since there are plenty of people that do. Where's your blog?

Sometimes I wonder who has me linked on their sites, I have found myself here and there and said whoa, but I know some people are afraid to link to me cause of all the smutty boobie smut. heh, I kinda like that.

Delurking long enough to say hi...and bye. I'm guessing comments will be closed for a while. I'm glad they've been open this long. You guys keep me entertained every day...you don't even know.

Such nastiness.

Jessica, there's nothing wrong with your boobie smut. You just want to share the love.

hey katie---your buddy muffy doesn't have a blog. do you feel superior to her as well??

Boobs, who mentioned boobs? :-)

Oi....leave "The Muff" alone!

katie, will you once & for all just shut the fuck up? honestly, you're sickening. go pass another couple of dozen stones. sloooowly.

what does raz's comment about streakers have to do with anything anyone was talking about?

Jenie hahaha well, sorry bout that but, um. Thats why I said people sometimes cant link me. haha. Surprise! boobs!

Nice to meet ya. :)

_spelling things out for doobie_ there's a streaker in here (spewing crazyhate) that we should all ignore.

What is with all this meanness? I am delurking just to say this place is much better without the jerks who put other people down. I come here to laugh at the crazy antics in here. I doubt Dooce appreciates people hurling the f-word

Never understand why boobs are such a problem from some people. I mean, yer surrounded by them all the time, what difference does a little piece of cloth make?

Mind you I sell porn (or at least some of what I sell is porn) for a living so what do I know?

(ooops! that's not my e-mail address. that poor person's gonna get all my hatemail now. i do have a slightly different hotmail account, but that ain't it. i accidentally put @hotmail.com on the wrong line.)

You know whats weird? I havent gotten any hatemail yet, And I have seen people with much less nudity on their sites speak of hatemail. Huh. Kinda funny.

Course I would laugh at it because once you have been naked in front of packed rooms of strangers not much can ruffle you, but still. Its amusing.

Doesn't your computer save your name and email address from one post to the next, Raz? It's supposed to. When I saw your email up there, I kept thinking "Oh no - poor Raz will get tons of spam, now!"

Except sometimes it deletes my name even when I tell it to Remember Me. Maybe it is just my stupid computer.

you like to talk about stupid things like boobs & poop & you, you, you. i like to talk about how much i loath kbbaw. this was a much better place before you stumbled upon it, katie. oh, and molly....heather loves the "f-word". uses it herself. all. the. time.

_*ssstttrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeakkkkkerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*_

Raz, believe it or not, you & I used to agree about a whole lot of things.

there's constructive criticism, and then there's downright _*hate*_ . i've also never said any names on here, nor have i spewed outright meanness. i've offered criticisms, and that was it. it surely would be cool here without all the spewing of the crazyhate though.

I suffer from IBS and constipation and my new best friend is Grape Nuts with yogurt. I've tried the Fibercon etc. did the South Beach Diet (which works people) and this has kept me on the smooth track.

Don't hate, masterbate!
Don't hate, masterbate!
Don't hate, masterbate!

c'mon...everyone now...

Don't hate, masterbate!

DOH!!!!!

and for all you want to move on from boobs to butts: I would like to introduce - Waiter Rant.
http://haloscan.com/tb/waiterant/111496720059048125

obviously SBC hasnt met Pokey in here yet, king of potty humor.
Where's UPPERCASE GOD or the Mormon General Authority when we need them?

Wait, are we wankin' in Greenie's general direction here?

Oh, sure Greenie - get a little splash o' the seamonkey, then you abandon us like a toothless, hairy one-night stand.

KBBAW shut me down the few times I made a comment or suggestion to someone - not HER. I feel like "what's the point" since she'll just 'poo-poo' (pun intended) on what I say to someone else, so I don't comment very often. Yet, when it's someone SHE likes a LOT, she speaks to them or engages their input. I'm sure that's the case with many lurkers here.

By the way Jessica, it would be my pleasure to link to you. I adore the pictures in the fishnet...not cuz they're racey, but because the patterns play with my head!

seriously, people.