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Heather talks about overcoming depression on today's Momversation.
- Leta: "STOP FOLLOWING ME, COCO!"
I wonder where she picked up that exclamation.
- Me: "Hey Marlo, here's a vibrantly colored, squeaky toy made specifically for your age group!"
Marlo: "Got any knives?"
- @makeandtakes my pleasure! Had a great time with you guys!
1. Anita said:
HOly cow! #1?
2. Roz said:
love the glint of the sunlight in this one, great shot.
3. peggy said:
Well now! No one else is here??
Nice shot!
4. melly~ said:
where IS everyone?!
5. Jessamyn said:
Mmmm, sake at twilight. Beautiful light.
6. Underblog said:
Beautiful shot.
7. cyn said:
Can I be first?
8. Gooooder said:
#5???
i have never been in the top 20!
the photo is nice, i've been checking randomly all weekend!
9. Wicked H said:
Neato mosquito!
10. Shan said:
top 10. woohoo!
11. Muffy said:
Is that a little phallic, or am i just horny?
12. Ali said:
Pretty shot, Heather...though it definitely is a bit phallic, haha.
Good morning everyone!
13. Mamaramma said:
Nice photo. It looks like you must have drunk sake until the sun came up - or did it go down?
14. Ali said:
Aha! Muffy, we definitely are on the same page, so it MUST be phallic.
15. Kristen said:
could be sunrise or sunset - I love it when it's not clear. (phallic? I agree - but only because SuburbanBliss has been sharing thos pictures...)
16. Nita said:
Peaceful
17. Alisha said:
hmmmm. Kind of Phalic. Or is it just me
18. romy said:
gaaaah. where are the eyes of t.j. eckleburg?
19. Melynda said:
Nice pic. I went to see Sarah McLachlan this weekend, and my best friend and I ate Japanese and had quite a bit of Sake before the show. Sake and Sarah - is there anything better?!?! NOPE! hehehe
20. Kourtney said:
What a lovely shot!
Maybe I've been in drilling camp too long, but as that's a phallic fence, the sun MUST be going down.
21. Alisha said:
oops. I guess not. Maybe I should, like, read the other comments before I post.
22. Liz said:
I really enjoy your site! Keep up the great storeis!
23. perception said:
I like the small square you chose for the preview. =)
24. Justin said:
Wow! I'm only in the twenties. That's an accomplishment for me. Just as that picture is an accomplishment for you, Heather. :-)
25. Lauri said:
Can you believe I have never had sake???
26. maya said:
good morning. i love your daily shots.
27. Hricachick said:
Top 30?
Cool shot!
28. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Nice picture. I wish I was in a sake haze.
29. jes said:
i am on my way to dictionary.com. i need to look up phallic. :)
30. honestyrain said:
i like everything about this shot
31. jes said:
lol - i SO totally get it now. it's early, i'm a bit slow. nice shot, dooce.
32. Smark! said:
I'm more of a people person. Pics of things are interesting, but photos are for more animated things...
33. mish said:
looks like sunrise - surprised i remember what one of those looks like. suppose that will end when i have a Leta of my own!
34. LadyBug said:
That picture makes me squint in the glow of the sunset.
35. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
I think this shot is rather phallic. Of course, when I am in a sake haze, I start thinking about sex, too.
36. CanadianAmy said:
This picture doesn't do much for me.
37. CanadianAmy said:
Katie-have-sake-in-desk-drawer?
38. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Phallic phencepost? You people have dirty, dirty minds. Filthy. Penis-obsessed people. Tallywhacker tramps. Pecker pinchers. Sake-soaked semen seekers.
Okay, okay, so "phallic" _was_ the absolute first word that, um, popped into my head when I looked at this, so what? Huh?
39. Lisa said:
A bit, shall we say, phallic??
40. CanadianAmy said:
It is phallic, but in a botched circumcision kinda way
41. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Cap'n Crunch is fine for dogs, so long as it's balanced out by lots of sake.
42. POKEY said:
Huh? I'm not getting married! Unless Flanella Jo wants THIS!
43. LeafGirl77 said:
The thumbnail makes the picture seem like it's going to be warmer than it is.
I like it, yet it kind of huts my eyes.
44. LeafGirl77 said:
Huts...Ha! It huts us...
45. Victoria Winters said:
Phallic Phallic Phallic.
What's with the penis envy lately? I'm having it too!
46. becaru said:
Muffy, when's the wedding? It's gettin' close?
47. greenthumb said:
This photo is like a dream segment where you're trying to figure out what's going on, but all you can remember is the damn fence post.Then you spend the day going, wtf?
48. Muffy said:
Bec...16 DAYS!
I finally got most of the thank you notes from the shower out. My mom was gonna disown me.
And ya know, it's gonna be a white trash weddin...complete with a newborn sucklin' on my breast at the altar.
That was a joke.
49. POKEY would say... said:
THIS is no joke.
50. mrtl said:
Sake haze? What? Was the other arm holding onto the fence for balance?
51. sleepingmommy said:
I need me some sake, maybe I'd understand what my two year old is yammering about. Probably not.
52. LeafGirl77 said:
Oh yeah, dogs should certainly be fed Capt'n Crunch.
Poor thing.
53. POKEY would say... said:
BTW, I'm marrying in 16 days, a man that doesn't care for sake.
Should I join that runaway bride for a hot carafe in Albuquerque?
That would REALLY make my mom disown me!
54. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
I definitely want some prints from your wedding, Muffy.
55. Muffy said:
Uh oh. Pokey is gonna be pissed. He's gonna leave the astroglide at home. Poor me.
56. MelissaS said:
This makes me miss my husband.
;-)
57. Sherri W. said:
I thoguht the thumbnail was an extreme closeup of some Mormon pipe orgran.
And I've never had sake, either...
(#50? maybe?)
58. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
It does resemble a pipe organ. I bet those Mormons ban cameras from their temples, though, so we will never really know what their pipe organs look like. Then again, knowing Heather, she would whip out her D70 without anyone noticing and snap a quick pic, like she did of Nicole Kidman at the movie.
59. southern fried girl said:
Totally thought that was bamboo from the thumbnail pic. Very cool shot though. Happy Monday everyone!!
60. Mary said:
Wow Heather nice shot.
Oh btw my daughter takes off any hair accessories on her head even at age 5. So i would be customer #2. So start producing them.
61. Nilbo said:
"Everything's either
Concave or -vex,
So whatever you dream
Will be something with sex."
-- Piet Hein
Personally, I'm shocked at the phallic interpretations here. Everybody can see it looks like a giant nipple.
62. spoonleg said:
parking lots are not phallic.
63. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Nilbo, you could see a brick wall and find nipples there.
You need savin', son, plain and simple. Did I ever mention I'm an ordained minister?
64. Bronson Palomino said:
Every time there's a new picture, I ALWAYS have to find the part of the picture that was used as the thumbnail from the homepage. It's a little game I've started playing with myself.
65. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
I don't have sake in my desk drawer, but I wish I did. As for the picture, I don't think it would do that much for me if it wasn't entitled Sake Haze. You bring alcohol into the mix and it explains a lot. If you think it is a crappy picture, it is probably because she was inebriated at the time.
66. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
I thought the thumbnail was a bunch of candles.
67. stella said:
Honk!
68. naralius said:
i thought the thumbnail were bamboo sticks
69. Anita said:
OK---Now that i'm not straining my keyboard to post a comment, yes, it does look phallic! But then the view out of the gate and into the street looks like it's emphasizing both freedom and constraint.
70. Muffy said:
OMG< i thought they were bamboo shoots too! And then i thought of the penis. Since there's been so much talk of the penis of late.
BTW. There will be no muff-bashing today. I was sore all weekend.
71. CanadianAmy said:
Yer right KBBAW. After a coupla drinks I start to think my phone call doodling is like, a work of art.
72. kim from bremen said:
wow, the light is awesome..
73. Torrie said:
Anybody want to get married?
Maybe Pokey and Flanella?
Buck and I could perform the ceremony.
74. southern fried girl said:
KATIEEEEE!!!
Been missing ya, my neighbor. Any more kidney related ailments? Poor thing - thought one of those things took ya over.
75. Torrie said:
Ha ha. I said Buck.
76. Muffy said:
I wonder if I can sell my wedding thong on E-bay?
77. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
I will only perform marriages which take place on the Holy Twister Mat.
It's part of Bucky's Canon.
78. Nilbo said:
See? Knew you had a cannon. It was the voice that gave you away.
79. La Pix said:
Dooce, again with the warm/cool temperature contrasts. I like it - it almost evokes a mood or memory.
It's so easy to just turn the camera toward the sunset, but it's not the whole story is it?
P.S. I love sake. It's an energetic high compared to beer or wine. But my friends say I crack too many jokes when I drink sake. Oh well!
80. Muffy said:
OMG! I believe I had a case of Munschausens Syndrome by blog on friday.
I'm reading Katie's blog about her kidney stones.
About an hour later, I get this horrible pain in my lower abdomen and back. I'm thinking I HAVE a kidneystone!
Now I think I was just ovulating. Which comes in really handy. Nothing like knowing you're gonna get your rag on your wedding day.
81. jules said:
my tummy's grumblin
(:3
82. La Pix said:
Hi Buck.
Ok to call you Buck now? Miss Prurient Home Companion?
Your voice is replaying in my mind from time to time. I think the people on the train thought I was loopy. Spelling to myself Katy K-A-T-Y
83. zchamu said:
Beagles!! Here's some advice for your sister:
Poop - continuous
Energy - boundless
Attention span - none
Cap'n Crunch - yes please.
84. Cristin said:
HEY YOU GUYS!!!!
hi everyone, been away, missed you all so much!
Beautiful shot Heather! thanks.
needed a smile today
85. Meredith said:
What's so bad about the Cap'n?
86. LadyBug said:
Hi Cristin! Good to "see" you again!
Did you finally get your computer fixed?
87. Andrea in Canada said:
reminds me of a scene from a crime drama show of some kind...cool photo!
saw the bookmobile the other day, thought of Heather and Jon of course!
88. Alex said:
top hundred!
ahem....
beautiful picture. quite enjoy the light.
89. August95 said:
Sake Haze, I'm feeling it.
90. Nilbo said:
Bucky ... you're ordained? What's the church ... Our Lady of Perpetual Horniness?
91. Torrie said:
Spoonleg(#56), you obviously haven't been in the right parking lots.
92. southern fried girl said:
Muffy, you are cracking me up!! You know we will so be tuning in via the net to watch the wedding. :)
93. Torrie said:
I am an ordained minister.
No shit.
www.ulc.org
94. Em said:
That's a pretty haze, indeed.
95. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Torrie, you too? I think that's where mine is from, too.
Yes, I was drunk when ordained. Isn't that a requirement?
96. Jennifer in Ohio said:
What on God's green earth were you doing up so freaking early?
97. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Nilbo, yes, that's the working name for my church. It was either gonna be that or Ye Old Holy Moley HollaHouse.
Let me know what you guys think. And whether I should collect tithings in cash or if I should also accept checks, plastic, and slightly worn undergarments.
98. Muffy said:
Katie, I gotta set up a flickr account. I've been super busy though. I still have to pack, pick up the dress, yada yada yada. Please though, doocelings, join us in our nuptials!
Check out vivalasvegas.com, May 18, 1:30 Pacific, MAIN CHAPEL! Live as it happens!
My bailiff is giving me away, dontcha know?
99. Nicole said:
At least I'm not the only sake virgin. I'm addicted to this blog, Heather. I have some former Morman friends, so some of what you talk about is familiar to me from conversations I've had with them.
100. alright.... said:
I see the picture. You guys, seriously, this one isn't so great. Sometimes I wonder if Dooce posts random pictures like this to see if people oh and ah about something that isn't really that spectacular.
Don't yell at me.
101. Susie said:
I'll bet "that thing" is having the time of his life with those little monsters. Cap'N Crunch is a delicacy we're only allowed on vacation at the beach.
102. southern fried girl said:
Goat,
Is there any other way to exist other than sex-starved? I am gonna go with no. Can never get enough of that stuff.
103. Muffy said:
Me want snoo-snoo.
SNOO-SNOO!
104. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
No, I didn't. I saw you asked me that on my blog, and I was wondering what the anonymous poster wrote?
105. southern fried girl said:
OK, I offically have no fuckin clue who that is now. Very strange. I wonder if it is someone who knows me in person and found my blog. Um, that would be bad because I write a lot of shit on there. Hmmmmm.....
106. victoria said:
Good luck to your sister and the pooch.
Did your brother ever replace Pepper?
107. Muffy said:
SFG. Yea, I know about "blog-regret". Hoping nothing bad happens to my ex. I'll definitely get blamed after friday's posts.
-Thanks go out to all the doocelings who supported me in my anger on friday. It's helped a lot. And i got laid, too. That helped as well.
108. TheGoat said:
Southern Fried,
An insatiable appetite here...
109. Jordana said:
Hazy? The camera, at least, is perfectly lucid. Good thing one of you holds sake well.
110. southern fried girl said:
I love the way you think, Goat.
111. lawbrat said:
Sex starved women? ya, so. got a problem with that thegoat?
112. Muffy said:
Katie, you can't name your stone George. That's my cat's name. He's a pain in the ass, not a pain in your urinary tract.
Now, if you get a really inflamed hemorrhoid, by all means, Go for George!
113. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Aw, I really think my stone looks like a George. And actually, the stone was a pain-in-the-ass because I kept getting the hershey squirts because they gave me this alka-seltzer like stuff to cleanse my colon so they could do the x-ray procedure. I think that can be considered a real pain in the ass.
114. k rain said:
Now I want sushi for lunch. And, actually, I want sake for lunch as well, but I should probably skip that part.
115. k rain said:
::reads the George comments::
. . .
Okay, now I don't want sushi for lunch. Or anything, really. I'm good. With no food.
116. Strizznizzey said:
aaaaahhhh sake sake now
117. southern fried girl said:
Poor Katie -
Just a thought - did you happen to post anonymous comment on my blog answering a string of questions I have on there???
118. TheGoat said:
Just an observation Lawbrat...oh by the way, nice boobies!
119. Brad of Almost Lucid said:
I will be customer #2 for the shocking barette.
Nice picture. I love the sun during the hours when it is merely peeking out at us.
120. laurenbove said:
Good Morrrrrrrrning Phallus!
and...
Cap'n Crunch is the food of the Gods. It also makes a lovely crunchy bottome crust to cheese cake, but don't tell anyone what it is. =)
121. lawbrat said:
There seems to be a phalic theme here... kinda cool
122. Phil said:
This image has the most beautiful depth to it. Nice.
123. TheGoat said:
Nothing but a bunch of sex starved women on this site. get back to work all of you...slap slap.
124. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Sorry you had a case of the Munchausen's after reading my blog. I guess that really would be Munchausen's by-proxy by-blog, or something. I am glad you were just ovulating.
I am glad to be back, too, SFG! I passed a bigg'un on Thursday and was out of commission for two days. Yowza, that thing was huge! I was very proud of my little baby - I almost wanted to throw a baby shower for it. And name it. I think I will name my stone "George". Except George is being deconstructed as we speak by some lab technician. Poor George.
125. LadyBug said:
Thanks, SFG. But, really, I'm just as curious as you guys. I can't STAND an unsolved mystery like that one. Gotta have the answers.
126. The Muff said:
No. Anonymous is not me. In fact, i was just doing a google search on Muffy, just to see what was out there.
And I feel badly that I'm using someone elses nickname. I am not the Muffy that posted anytime pre-March.
So from now on...I will be...The Muff. No confusion.
And I don't do "anonymous" posts. That's just being a pussy.
127. coskel/whfropera said:
# romy said at 07:18AM, 05.02.2005:
gaaaah. where are the eyes of t.j. eckleburg?
Ok, that ROCKED.
and I'm thinking thegoat is just bumming that all of us ladies on here haven't openly offered ourselves up to him yet. But then again we're afraid POKEY will show up.
128. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
I read that anonymous post and am trying to figure it out - it is someone that comes to my blog daily... That would maybe be lawbrat or lady madaysia, but I can't say that it sounds like either one of them. Anyway, I like their answers!
129. anonymous said:
Geez you guys (KBBAW and SFG)...I didn't think it would be that hard to guess who I am... this is where you know me from, if that helps.
130. southern fried girl said:
Killing me, anon. KILLING ME. Do you not realize that inside my 31 yr old body is a six yr old with no patience? I gotta know. Seriously, how am I to concentrate on work? Not that I want to work, but ya know - it could happen.
131. L said:
Heather, that was hilarious. That beagle is gonna run her house for her, dont worry. thanks for the early morning laugh!
btw, anyone ever tell you that you resemble Kate WInslett? I was in Blockbuster last night, and noticed her pict on the cover of Finding Neverland. Couldnt help thinking it looked just like you :)
132. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
I have no patience, either. Gah!
133. beautiful face said:
Okay, I'm thinking "penis"..but then again, what else would I be thinking of?
134. TheGoat said:
Anon = Heather...hmmmm
Could it be...
135. southern fried girl said:
I find that hard to believe but if Heather was reading my blog, that would be cool. I am just relieved that it is not someone from my regular life. That would be a very bad thing.
Anon - killing me still.
136. the niffer said:
zchamu - you sound as if you're speaking from experience. I think those rules apply to most dogs, not just beagles.
Actually, they kinda sound like they'd apply to me.
Can't wait to see Bo! Can we have Bo Mondays?
137. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
We could only wish, Goat.
138. mrtl said:
My guess is Muffy.
139. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
I would think it might be Muffy, but she doesn't have a blog, and it says to go to the Anonymous poster's blog. The Anonymous One says that she worked in Chicago - who do we know that lives/has lived in Chicago?
140. the niffer said:
Muffy - nice Futurama reference!
141. LadyBug said:
Okay, I'm guessing SFG's anonymous is coskel.
Yes, I'm a total geek, and I've spent the last few minutes "researching."
142. southern fried girl said:
Geek or not, Lady bug - I definitely appreciate your efforts. :)
143. Grace said:
Am I the only person who has never tried Sake? Cripes. I'm going to try Sake right now.... oh, wait a minute. I'm in Minnesota, where the hell is the Sake?
144. LadyBug said:
Grace, I've never tried it either. I'm in small town, Texas. I would never even have HEARD of sake, save for television and the internet.
Sigh. I feel so un-cultured.
145. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
S'okay, LadyBug, I've never tried sake either. And I was in a sushi restaurant Saturday night, for pete's sake. (Yes, pun fully intended.)
146. LeafGirl77 said:
Sake...not such a favorite of mine. Perhaps I need to try good sake.
147. LadyBug said:
I've never tried Pete's sake, either, Bucky. Is that the redneck version?
148. zchamu said:
Niffer - I am definitely speaking from experience. Our beagle sleeps in the bed. With us. With his head on the pillow. Farting. And we allow this.
149. Muffy said:
Make sure you have the sake "warm". It gives you the most pleasurable warm feeling as you swallow it.
No. I'm not particularly horny right now.
150. southern fried girl said:
Have never tried sake either. Thank God I am still a virgin for SOMETHING.
151. Amber said:
ok am I the only one here that doesn't know what "sake" is???
Help me!
152. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Sake is an Asian delight. And you definitely need to drink it warm like Muffy said. It is a taste that needs to be acquired, but it gets you drunk fast, so that is all that matters, right?
153. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Coskel sounds like she might fit, being that she lives in that part of the country. Coskel, is it you?
154. TulsaOkie said:
Nice photo.. you must have been up early to catch that one (atleast it looks like a morning photo to me).
Beagles are so darned cute, as are most dogs.. I'm more of a cat person so I'll get my puppy addiction satified here.
155. Marque said:
That is a beautiful picture.
156. Stay-at-home DAD said:
Three kids is more than enough drama for me--I can't imagine adding an animal to the mix (a dog that is).
157. Kellie said:
What kind of lense do you prefer and what lens is the pic taken with.
158. coskel/whfropera said:
yep, damn.
well, it was fun while it lasted. lol
And for long-time readers: I'm also the one respoinsible for "5 things I've done that you haven't" that we played on here a few months ago.
Alright Ladybug, fess up- what gave it away?
159. southern fried girl said:
Yeah, we know who anon is. I am so damn happy because I was starting to worry a tad. LOLOLOL
I liked your answers, Coskel. :)
160. Annabelle said:
I have been, on occasion, anonymous. Haven't we all?
161. coskel/whfropera said:
i need a personal blog so that I don't have to use my radio station one for fun. but what would I say on it?
162. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Coskel, I never let not havin' anything to say stop me from bloggin'.
Or commenting, for that matter...
163. southern fried girl said:
Me neither, BFE. I find that the writing helps me clear some things up in my head. If people comment, fine, but really, I just need to let loose somewhere that I know is somewhat anonymous. Makes me feel safe. :)
164. beautiful face said:
To Anon...yes and I'm seeing him today.
165. Amber said:
the anon poster is not me..
Phallus? jeez, my mind is soo not in the gutter today.
I had to look at it for a while.
166. Amber said:
gee, I see ya'll figured it out while I was a'postin my comment.
167. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
SFG, my blog is not _nearly_ anonymous enough for me to write about some things. I couldn't much shock my family, but too many people from work read the Cotillion.
That's why I come here...I can feel free to talk about clothespins on the nipples and other delights.
168. coskel/whfropera said:
SFG - the problem with me doing that is that the radio station is by no means "anonymous". So I can't get too wild, as much as BFE tempts me over there, dammit.
I've already had a couple of stalkers in the last year.
169. LadyBug said:
coskel:
I'm a total geek. I looked at your "daily read" sites, then checked them out for a common commenter.
Curiosity. Good thing I'm not a cat, huh?
170. Nilbo said:
Under the desk? Heeheehee.
171. AndiMAC said:
I am soooooo not a morning person
172. coskel/whfropera said:
LOL - damn, I thought maybe you were hacking my server log files or something. Mr. N - it was a large desk, and if anyone saw what I keep ON the desk, you would know why that on it is just so not appropriate.
173. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Nilbo-dacious, you are a dirty old man.
Call me, baby.
174. Anon said:
Beautiful Face,
Could it be D ?
175. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
OK, Pokey, Jess, you realize that this means war, right?
Used whorehouse condoms at 10 paces.
176. JessicaRabbit said:
Why does it have to be war? Where is the love? The tallywhacker love?
177. POKEY said:
I just got a new box of condoms. It says, GLAD Quick-Tie, on the box.
178. greenthumb said:
Sir, Sir, Sir, Sir, Sir, Sir
179. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Oh, I see, bring out the whorehouse condoms and alla sudden Famous Anus wants the love.
Titus Tallywhacker is in the hizzouse.
180. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Cal? Which one is that? I have been away from PA for too long. LOL.
Muff, I would LOVE to go to a bazaar! I miss those! And I miss some real pierogies - all we have here in Texas is freaking Mrs. T's. My grandmother that passed away in January made the BEST pierogies because she was Ukrainian. A bazaar sounds like a great idea!
181. POKEY said:
OK, Bucky, SWORD FIGHT!
182. southern fried girl said:
Katie and Muff,
IC light is ass tasting but some good ol' Rolling Rock is the SHIT. Sometimes, I do miss PA. :)
Katie - you went to Bloomsburg? I went to Cal!!! :)
183. POKEY said:
Can you SEE me right now, Bucky? Sir?
184. The Muff said:
Pokey, those are maggots,not rice.
185. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Pokey, you keep up with the "sir" talk and you will get THIS right across the face in rapid motion.
186. The Muff said:
Katie, we can have Yuengling, maybe some pierogies and potato pancakes....You know, August is prime bazaar season...
187. JessicaRabbit said:
Bucky, cuse me sir? Hows things in the world of our resident "Pat"
188. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Muff, have you ever had IC Lite? You know, good old Iron City Lite? The beer of Pittsburgh - that stuff tastes like total ass. But we drank it at college (I went to Bloomsburg U) because it was cheap. Either that or Yuengling. I miss Yuengling... Can we go grab a Yuengling after we eat our ranchwagon dogs?
189. POKEY said:
What I'm trying not to say:
Sake THIS!
190. The Muff said:
YUENGLING! I am all about the lager baby! I get a kick out of all these sheep drinking coors light. I'd rather drink warm moose piss than put that crap near my lips.
Yuengling. Git some.
191. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Pokey, only if it's raw and wrapped in rice.
192. The Muff said:
Katie: I believe it is Kyoto. However, it used to be The Robata (sp?). They had kickin' hibachi style dinners.
Hey, are we still on for that Ranchwagon? I can meet ya on my lunch!
193. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Frankly, I'm afraid to order sake in front of Jim, 'cause I just know the next words out of his mouth will be: "Sake my cocky?"
194. The Muff said:
Amber; You're not SUPPOSED to know what sake is. Until you're twenty one. Then you can drink all the Keystone Light you want until you fart blood.
Until then, it's illegal!
195. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Because of my kidney stone incident, it is looking as though I am going to have to postpone my PA visit because I am out of paid time off and if I take time off, I will probably get fired or something. My friend whose wedding I am supposed to be in is gonna be really mad, although she has an idea. But I have to have more tests done anyway, and it coincides with the time I am supposed to be in PA. I am thinking August will be a good time to come up. I can meet ya' then!
196. Anon said:
So beautiful face,
When can we expect an updated post on your blog? Inquiring minds and all that...
197. The Muff said:
Amber:
Sake is rice wine.
All this talk of sake is making me crave gyozas and ginger dressing at "Katana".
If you're ever unfortunate enough to land in Wilkes-Barre, PA...getcherself a reservation. And the Garlic Steak is. to. die. for.
Make sure to ask for the fried shitake mushrooms on the side
198. JessicaRabbit said:
OO00ooooo a Sake discussion. I know some stuff about Sake. It is made from rice, you can drink it warm or cold, but warm is better in my opinion, some people like it chilled, and its super potent, but the thing about Sake is its supposed to be very pure and not as rough on your body as other alcohol, so with really good Sake, the theory is you should be able to drink as much as you want, and not get hung over.... Its an aquired taste but a shot of Plum Wine after really helps...
199. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Muff, have you ever been to that sushi restaurant in Clarks Summit? I went there like five years ago, maybe, and I think it might be Katana, but can't remember. It had awesome sushi.
200. Amber said:
Wow, ok, thanks.
Guess I'll have to try that when someone can legally serve me alcohol. But I have my eyes on that darn Kahlua mudslide. I'll try that one, first.
201. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Warm sake, chilled sake...
Just so I don't have to eat seaweed, we're okay here.
202. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Oh I think that place is called Kyoto. Go there sometime!
203. Living near the coast said:
I refuse to eat sushi more than thirty miles inland- from anywhere- though most sushi must be frozen by law anyhow so what the hell does it really matter?
Yeah, and all that nice tuna pinkness? Yeah, that's tuna treated with carbon monoxide gas (which isn't bad for you in this instance). So, just thought you all should know.
204. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
I believe sake is like fermented rice, or something. Asian people have found a lot of things to do with rice.
205. Anonomite said:
Bucky, Torrie, Nilbo, and Jessica Rabbit, you are all the worst offenders. Everytime the four of you get together, this message board devolves into utter drivel.
You go get you some lives.
Or go back to your villages.
206. Torrie said:
Regis is becoming the new Dick Clark.
Do you think he sleeps in formaldehyde?
Ha. Ha. I said DICK.
207. JessicaRabbit said:
God bless her excellent hiney.
208. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
So, fellow idiots, are we all here to represent our respective villages?
209. JessicaRabbit said:
Torrie, hey hey hey, how you doing baby? Hows the Mookie boy doing?
210. JessicaRabbit said:
I crush villages. So I guess im just here to represent idiots in the grand spectrum of the word.
My mommy says I got the smarts.
211. Torrie said:
Am I missing out on the action?
Pokey I'll Sake that.
I'm a vegetarian. I need the protein.
212. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Torrie, we're just havin' a closer examination of Regis Philbin's animal magnetism.
Pull up a barf bag.
213. JessicaRabbit said:
Ahh I can see my work here is done.
Bucky, could be worse, he could be yelling, Should we poll the audience?
214. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
And that brings us back to the phone-a-friend thing. Full circle, and all that.
Now I have to make Jim wear a Regis mask in the sack tonight. And flail wildly.
215. Anonomite said:
It's turning into idiot-ville in here again.
God bless Heather's soul and her bandwith for putting up with all of this obnoxiousness.
216. Closet Metro said:
Grace, there's lots of Japanese places here in Minnesota that serve sake. (Not that I've ever tried it, but not from a lack of opportunity.)
217. greenthumb said:
time to go put on my eatin' dress...lunch time kiddles. play nice.
218. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
What have you unleashed in here, woman?
Now all I can think about is Regis on top of me, all sweaty and shouting out things like:
"Now THAT'S what I call a bumper car!"
or
"Mail this to your MOTHER!"
or
"Next time, it's in MY ASS!"
219. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
or
"Is that your FINAL answer?"
220. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Jesus quiz-show christ, Jess, did you have to bring Regis and pussy into the same sentence?
The thing is, I *can* picture him shouting that. And now I'm strangely sickened.
221. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
I was thinking that must be California U. I know there is an Indiana University of PA, too. I guess it is better that Slippery Rock U., or Beaver College. Both of which are REAL colleges in PA. PA is really a perverted state.
222. JessicaRabbit said:
Bucky, your welcome. Thats what you get for the earworm infection from the other day. heh.
All day your going to be picturing Regis having one of his near stroke like fits and shouting out obscene words.
Like, Kathie Lee you whore!
or, Kelly shut the fuck up!
You know he is married, to a woman, can you imagine him talking dirty to you in bed?
223. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Greenie -- one big dick slap 'cross the face, comin' up!
THWAAAAAACK boinnnnnnnng!
Jess - I am pimpin' with my Buck Doggy Dogg style. @ back atcha
Pokey - those condoms are not FDA approved. Keep your horsey spunk in a better container, please.
224. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Jess, is that like phone-a-friend on Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
I think my version of the show would be, Who Wants to be a Jizz-ionaire?
225. greenthumb said:
huh...huh, huh, huh. oh yeaah.
226. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
And for those who are confused, I must again assure you: I DO NOT HAVE A PENIS! Not one growing from my body, anyway.
Just for clarity.
227. JessicaRabbit said:
Bucky, not exactly, unless they say pussy alot on who wants to be a millionaire, and I just cant picture Regis yelling Pussy! Pussy! Lick my pussy!
Wow, your at the 16,000$ question now..
228. Sherri W. said:
KBBAW: I f I knew how to mail Yunegling safely (and legally), I'd offer to send you a six-pack from here in my Phair Philly.
Which (in an crazed free-associative, have-I-MENTIONED-how-long-a-week-I'm-having-and-it's-only-Monday kinda way) get's me wondering what Liz Phair's sake would be like. Bottling and labelling concepts, anyone? Bueller?
Oh, and a shoutout to my fellow ULC clergy. ;)
229. greenthumb said:
Show me the love Bucky....pppplleeeaase
230. Sherri W. said:
Grr. "Yuengling." Long week, natch.
231. JessicaRabbit said:
You know what I love about Mondays?
My Monday night dirty phone a friend.
@
pow!
232. JessicaRabbit said:
@
I always want the Buck Doggie Dog luv
word
233. southern fried girl said:
California University of PA, located in the booming metropolis of California, PA. People still laugh when I tell them where I went to school. Just another one of the state schools in PA - right on the Mon River.
234. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Torrie, you? Drunk?
And here we were gonna make you the designated driver...
235. JessicaRabbit said:
Torrie drunk photos of hot girls are always welcome.
Ladybug, you maybe flashed too be careful around me! Im dangerous, boobified, and none to smart. hehehe yup.
Oh and I spend way to much time with that bad influence Bucky Four Eyes, so you know, that might have something to do with it.
236. The Muff said:
Katie, it was my turn on friday to do my "christian duty"...
Where were ya to defend me? not that i need defending. I can hold my own in a bar fight. Uh-oh, the white-trash is coming out again.
White trash list:
Wedding in Vegas..check.
Been in jail...check.
Walk around with my thong hanging out above my low-riders...OOPS...gotta make a trip to target to get me some flip flops and low-rise jeans. To wear to work.
237. Torrie said:
Drivel Drivel.
Funny how Heather has never asked us to stop commenting even though she has all of our email addresses.
238. JessicaRabbit said:
Ladybug, you keepin it real grl! Respect!
Fo shizzle
239. LadyBug said:
LadyBug and the Swingin' Udders!
If only I had a rock band...
240. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Since when did I get left out of the "worst offender" list? Darn it. I am losing my touch.
241. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Maybe Anon meant "Udder dribble"?
As in, "Got milk?"
242. Torrie said:
Jessica, in order to lighten the mood I say you post another boob picture.
You know, for the good of the people.
243. JessicaRabbit said:
Well Ladybug I am the self appointed groupie for all Dooce comment formed rock bands. Can I be your Udder Groupie? I am already a groupie for Cuntway Titty over there but I think I can handle double groupie duty..
244. JessicaRabbit said:
Torrie you know what, since im already in my jammies I think I will take a fresh pic right now just for you darlin.
245. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Torrie, remember, take a deep breath, and ignore the drivel.
Regis wants us all to slap his ass!
246. Torrie said:
Katie, we now feel your pain.
247. Torrie said:
Aw, Jessica, you really know how to cheer a girl up.
248. coskel/whfropera said:
actually, I'm thinking LadyBug and the Swingin' Udders is a great name for a band.
249. Regis Philbin said:
You doocelings are KILLING me! SPANK ME NOW!
That Kathie Lee, she couldn't keep her teeth in between takes for ANYTHING!
I say LET THE VILLAGE IDIOTS PLAY!
250. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Coskel, I musta been thinkin' about Candye Kane and her Swingin' Armadillos.
251. coskel/whfropera said:
oops...day late, dollar short
252. Torrie said:
Nilbo, you better get your ass over here!
Jessica is Bringing out the big guns!
253. JessicaRabbit said:
Torrie I just took some special ones just for you, I will post them soon.
Along with something really idiotic to say.
Now if only I could be stupid on the spur of the moment....
254. coskel/whfropera said:
i've heard armadillos play pretty rough
255. LadyBug said:
Jess, you are udderly welcome to be my groupie. How udderly generous of you to offer. I'm flashed, erm, um, FLATTERED.
256. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
I like my armadillos rough.
Udderwise, I'd play with monkeys like everyone else.
257. Torrie said:
Jessica, I have some for you too.
I'd have to email them to you.
I was drunk.
258. JessicaRabbit said:
Drivel=orgy.
Did someone get left out of the group grope? Sorry, You can play too, just take that stick out of your butt first please so no one gets an eye poked out.
Its all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
259. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Wait, is Nilbo here? Nilbo-dacious, where are you?
My village, she does not want me. I am overqualified for the village idiot job.
260. Torrie said:
Good thing we donate all donated money to Heather for Bandwidth issues.
Too bad some people aren't aware of that.
261. LadyBug said:
Utter drivel.
Udder drivel.
Udder.
Heh.
Yep, I'm representin' mah village, here.
262. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
LadyBug and the Swingin' Udders!
Oh, wait, that didn't sound very complimentary, did it?
_sigh_ I guess Nancy Drew will be over to kick my ass any time now.
263. JessicaRabbit said:
Torrie, we give til it hurts, why cant they see? Oh cruel world, where can we be free? Where can the idiots go to be loved? Why do they judge us less fortunates who stood in the line for boobies and great hair too long and missed the line for the extra 5 brain cells?
Oh why does fate torture us so?
Boobies.
264. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Me? Bad influence?
I'm so terribly offended that the clothespins just shot off my nipples of their own volition.
265. Torrie said:
Muff, Target?
Way too high class.
You should go to Walmarts.
266. JessicaRabbit said:
Ahh I have been knocked down a peg. How foolish to take away from todays most serious discussion of booze.
So you cant post a comment because we are being silly, but we are the idiots?
I forgot this was the place to discuss the meaning of life.
Its boobies, by the way.
267. LadyBug said:
Anonomite, you're not the first person to think my udders are fabulous. But, thanks.
268. Torrie said:
Is poop considered an inside joke?
Because, I could certainly talk about poop if anyone would like to change the subject.
269. JessicaRabbit said:
Torrie, something is posted for you.
270. The Muff said:
Poop inside is no joke. Ask Heather. "This town needs an enema".
Now I have to go home and pull out my Batman soundtrack and play Partyman, over and over.
271. Anon said:
Jess,
Love the post...
They definitely pass the Emerson test.
272. Torrie said:
JESSICA,
OH. MY. GOD.
I am the luckiest girl on the internet.
Um, yeah, I'll be right back.
I have to go, um, do something.
273. JessicaRabbit said:
Well now that I have personally dumbed down the room and boobed it all up, I think Ill go shower and get get my neck popped.
Smiles everyone, smiles.
274. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Geez, Torrie, I used to have the nickname Katy Masturbaty, but I think you got the crown now.
275. Anon said:
Torrie,
Can I lend a hand...
276. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Seeya, Jess (I mean, really, WE SEE YOU)! Have a good neck poppin', and hopefully no pervy guy calls about the package today.
277. Torrie said:
Um, is it HOT in here?
278. Anonomite said:
See what I mean, Devolution Baby.
This is about to turn into porn central and i bet comments will be off tomorrow.
279. Torrie said:
Hey, here's a new topic.
I GOT PAUL McCARTNEY TICKETS BITCHES!
280. Nilbo said:
Man ... how does Torrie get any work done in the run of a day?
281. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Perhaps it _is_ time to bring the conversation 'round to a more cultured tone.
Torrie's got McCartney tix,
People think I have a dick.
Jess posts pictures of her tits,
Regis has conniption fits.
Swing your udders round and round
But never let 'em scrape the ground.
Thank you.
282. Torrie said:
Nilbo, I don't.
I had surgery on my shoulder and I can't work.
Bucky, beautiful.
283. LadyBug said:
Bravo, Bucky! I fling my virtual bra in your general direction!
284. Nilbo said:
The Poet Laureate of Dooce ...
285. Nilbo said:
So ... this is actually a form of shoulder therapy ... I'm in favour of that. Wonder if it'll work for my carpal tunnel. No, wait .. that's how I GOT the damn carpal tunnel ...
286. Torrie said:
I hardly ever drink, but boy when I do...
Saturday night was one of those times.
I was flashing everyone.
287. Anonomite said:
Hey, you guys can post all you want and I'm aware that donations have been made, but some days there are actual conversations on here and one can share his/her opinion. Other days- see aforementioned worst offenders (and Katie you weren't included because you're more than happy to have an actual conversation) it just feels like I've stepped into one big inside joke and it's really annoying- there's some kind of meta vibe on here and you can't get in unless you read for two hours to figure out what the hell it all means.
But otherwise, you're all udderly fabulous.
288. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
And there you have it, straight from the Rabbit's mouth.
Er, keyboard.
289. JessicaRabbit said:
Bucky, I did leave, but I just snuck back for a quick peek while my hair is drying.
Torrie, you have no idea how hard I had to scrub my boobs to get your name off of them. Plus that magic marker on my titties got me alittle high I think. I really shouldnt sniff my own hoots maybe...
290. LeafGirl77 said:
I hate to be a nerd and repost this, but:
Can anyone see my link? I’m trying to set up a blog and clearly I am NOT up to the task.
Any suggestions from the gurus?
291. LeafGirl77 said:
helps if I post a link, don't you think?
292. LadyBug said:
LeafGirl: You didn't put your URL in on your comment #303.
I checked out your link from comment #294, and all I saw was a white page, with the blogger stuff across the very top.
293. The Muff said:
Thanks. I'd have read more, but, you know, I gotta work to get paid. Okay. I'm not confused anymore.
Them's some honkin' titties.
294. JessicaRabbit said:
Thank ya, and they do honk sometimes.
295. LeafGirl77 said:
yeah, that's what I figgered. i had just heard that Torrie had a hard time seeing her own blog sometimes so I was hoping that was it.
oh well. guess i had better figure this stuff out!
296. LeafGirl77 said:
By the way, thanks LadyBug
297. Torrie said:
*News Flash*
This just in....
BLOGGER SUCKS.
We now return to your regularly scheduled programing.
298. LadyBug said:
You're welcom, LeafGirl.
Hope you get things figured out.
I'd offer some advice, but I don't use Blogger. Sorry.
299. LadyBug said:
welcomE, even.
*groan*
300. Susie said:
I haven't been able to see any pix or graphics on blogger for a couple of hours. I'll have to make a note to visit Jessica!