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Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.
- RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
- Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.
- Our fish just died. And I'm sitting here crying. And it wasn't even my fault!
301. someone's getting sensitive... said:
and I think it's muffy.
Chill, dude. Nobody wants to hear any more about how you got unjustly thrown into jail for "yelling" at your ex.
302. white trash said:
if these racial slurs against white trash continue, I'm gonna have to report you to the authorities.
303. AndreaBT said:
I think trolls are just naturally attracted to the most visible posters. Doesn't mean what they say is true. They are just jealous they can't think of witty things to say, like "BOOBIES" or "POOP". :)
That is all I'm going to say about that. I'm off to somewhere else in the internet universe that I already know I'm probably getting hammered on.
304. Torrie said:
Bucky, I tried to post a comment on your blog, but Blogger is sucking donkey dick again.
305. coskel/whfropera said:
if you post too many kitty pics, Mows will show up and get very upset. but i likes me some kitty-cats. :)
306. ieatcrayonz said:
$250,000 is a King's ransom. This is what it buys you in "Oklahoma"http://tinyurl.com/8jebs
Queen of Doocedom, I love how the Aussie interviewer called you a Blugger. Sweet.
307. ieatcrayonz said:
That url thing so didn't work for me. I cannot follow instructions. KELLLYYYYY!!!!
308. kalki said:
Robyn, put the words in quotes (like you did) and then do a colon and then the url.
words in quotes:URL
309. Muffy said:
You know what? Im just happy cuz:
Comments are up,
It's Chuck Friday,
It's Friday,
I'm sitting here at my awesome job that I love, wasting time gabbing on dooce,
and...
My fiancee is home, cleaning.
Yes, there is a God. And he loves me.
310. Jenie said:
Wow...we've got trolls and KBBAW's not even here today. (BTW-where is she??) No offense to Muffy, but I'm glad they've found someone else to pick on. Although in all honesty, I really just hope they go away so Dooce doesn't shut down comments again.
311. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Sorry, Torrie, that blogger tryin' to make you its bitch today. Need comments, dammit, I jones without these sick little conversations.
And no, I have no intention of parking in this comment section again all night.
Really. Nope. Not gonna do it.
Well, maybe.
312. Annejelynn said:
oh boy - I just looked over the comments from the 'ANONs' of today and they make me sad, all pickin' on Muffy...
313. ieatcrayonz said:
So, that's what it was. I forgot my colon. It's that damn Subway food poisoning from Monday.
“$250,000 Okie Condoâ€:http://tinyurl.com/8jebs
314. kalki said:
shit, that didn't work. this site hates you.
315. Annabelle said:
I was not picking on Muff. I was teasing, Muff. There is a difference.
316. kalki said:
"Oklahoma":http://tinyurl.com/8jebs
317. kalki said:
and it worked for me. OUCH!!
(I swear I did the same thing I told you to do.)
318. ieatcrayonz said:
Oh wait, Chris Farley is channeling me...
SON OF A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm giving up before I break something.
319. giggles said:
Thank you ladybug! I'm nervous to try it yet - I know it will take me a few tries to get the link stuff correct and I don't want to annoy anyone.
Muffy: I'm glad you have a sense of humor. And I wish you all the best in your Elvis/Las Vegas wedding. You seem to have such a zest for fun and life and I know your wedding will be a blast to remember!
320. kalki said:
"$250,000 Okie Condo":http://tinyurl.com/8jebs
321. Torrie said:
Kalki, I love all of David Sedaris' books.
This one is especially good.
322. kalki said:
now i'm just rubbing it in...
323. JessicaRabbit said:
Muff teasin?
Oh man, biting lip sooo hard.....
324. kalki said:
Thanks, Torrie! I heard an interview with him a month or so ago on NPR He's a hoot in an interview.
325. LadyBug said:
*giggles* (#319) - You're welcome. And go ahead and try it. I'll take it upon myself to speak for the group and say, if anyone gets annoyed, they can just get. over. it.
326. giggles said:
{Chuck rocks!}:{http://www.dooce.com/archives/daily_photo/04_29_2005.html}
327. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Jessica Rabbit, if you can't behave yourself here, young lady, you'll just have to....um, stay here?
328. giggles said:
oh man, it sooo didn't work. I got confused.
_skulking away so nobody notices me_
329. kalki said:
Giggles (#319), obviously Robyn and I don't give a shit about annoying people. Go for it.
330. LadyBug said:
giggles, don't use these {} things. Those were just there for explanation's sake.
Try QUOTEwordQUOTE:URL
331. JessicaRabbit said:
Bucky, when have I ever been able to behave myself anywhere?
I make others behave, so I dont have to.
332. Torrie said:
Jessica, one day Dooce posted a picture of Leta and someone commented "Look at the hair on that Muffin" or "That muffin has a lot of hair".
I peed my pants.
333. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
You know they have wax for that condition, right?
334. kalki said:
You gave it the ol college try, giggles! Use quotation marks instead of { } around the words to the left of the colon, and put nothing around the URL. Then it should work, unless you're Robyn.
:)
335. Muffy said:
I don't know,annabelle, sounds like a put down to me.
My mother and father worked very hard and instilled a strong work ethic in all of us kids.
I was happy that after my dad was forced to retire from a major candy company (think walking legume with monacle and cane), they were able to retire in a beautiful community slightly north of Scottsdale.
Honestly, what happened yesterday with my ex just ripped open a wound that had almost closed.
If I could take back what happened a few years ago, I would.
I'd like to say that things happen for a reason. Like for Heather, getting fired because of her blog probably opened some doors she never even thought were there. I'm having trouble finding that "reason".
Again, Honestly, I brought up some of the stuff I brought up because I've been in a "mood" for the past 24 hours. I find humor from others to be very healing.
Why else would I read about a corn dog stick emerging from a dog's ass?
Which we never really did find out about, did we?
Oh, and I think Katie is taking it easy these days. She had a little medical issue. She wrote about it on her site.
Hope she's okay.
336. JessicaRabbit said:
Torrie, oh god. I love comments that are innappropriate and people dont even notice what they just said. The best.
337. giggles said:
_test_
“Chuck rocks!â€:http://tinyurl.com/8hvf9
Chuck rocks! : http://tinyurl.com/8hvf9
Thanks guys for your patience!
338. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Ha! Blogger is MY bitch now, and I can comment on my own site.
And, boy do I got somethin' to say.
339. LadyBug said:
giggles, I have no idea why that first one didn't work.
340. ieatcrayonz said:
Is it single or double quotes. Thanks for the cheap shot, Kelly. *Sniff* And I called you Mrs. Stamos. Sure, kick me when I'm down.
341. JessicaRabbit said:
Oh my god, the weirdest thing happened, right before I got in my shower, someone called my house, sounded like some kind of pervy guy, I dont know. They kept talking about their package, getting their package. It was really really weird. I was almost afraid to get naked after that.
342. ieatcrayonz said:
Holy crap, I *Sniff* bolded and didn't mean to. Screw the url, I can die now.
343. kalki said:
Double quotes. And Robyn, hon, that's what I do to people I love. I kick them.
344. Torrie said:
Jessica, did they have a *special delivery* for you?
345. Annejelynn said:
Bwah HA HA HA
JessicaRabbit said at 01:30PM, 04.29.2005:
Muff teasin?
Oh man, biting lip sooo hard
346. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Jess, how utterly _awful_ for you!
I mean, no offers of dinner or flowers, just right to the package talk?
Poor baby.
347. wealhtheow said:
Chuck Fridays are seriously the best day of the week.
348. Annabelle said:
I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.
349. ieatcrayonz said:
*Feelin' the love* from Kelly Stamos.
350. JessicaRabbit said:
Torrie, I dont know but they sounded like they sure wanted to give me something.
Bucky, not even a kiss and a slap on the ass first, just right to the package talk.
351. AndreaBT said:
Oh! Oh! I'm literally laughing out loud here, trying not to wake up the baby. Some of the regulars are in rare form today.
Lovin' it.
352. JessicaRabbit said:
Annejelynn,
Cant help myself, I cant ignore a good muff joke.
353. LadyBug said:
You know, I have to say...
Don't tease the muff. No one likes an angry muff.
354. JessicaRabbit said:
I keep looking at my boyfriends ass. His ass is on the internet. Im so amused by that fact.
355. Torrie said:
Andrea, if you really want to laugh read yesterday's comments.
356. Muffy said:
Sorry for the long posts. I'm donating to dooce when I get home.
357. Torrie said:
OMG Jessica, Shuan's ass looks like my husband's ass.
It's freaking me out!
358. kalki said:
Somebody give me the link to Jessica's boyfriend's ass! QUICK!
359. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Wow, all the ass talk has started and I gotta go home.
Don't know if I'll see you guys here tonight (Heather breathes a sigh of relief), as Jim, for some reason, wants my attention tonight.
Play nice, and by that, I mean lots of smut, but no mean talkin' to each other. Instead of mud, throw kisses and bras.
Latah, groovy cats!
360. JessicaRabbit said:
He is linked off my site as My Bobblehead Boy.
361. JessicaRabbit said:
Bucky, bye lady!! Have fun playing with your honey. heh.
362. Torrie said:
Bucky, you will be missed.
363. kalki said:
Bobblehead Boy has a nice ass! Today I have seen Jessica's, Torrie's, and Lawbrat's boobs. And now Bobblehead Boy's ass.
Yep, my day is complete. Thank you all. ;)
364. Muffy said:
Annabelle, apology accepted. (extends hand. just washed. i had to pee)
365. Annejelynn said:
JR, where's Nick's ass?
366. kalki said:
Oh, and I saw Greenie's COCKS yesterday.
367. JessicaRabbit said:
www.bobbleheadhillbilly.blogspot.com
368. Torrie said:
Happy to be of service.
369. JessicaRabbit said:
He has a walnut crackin hiney, He was soooo embaressed to take that pic. Our friends were having a digital scavanger hunt and they needed someone mooning, so he did it. And was red faced for like half an hour. He was blushing last night after he posted it. I didnt even think he would do it. He is realllly shy.
370. kalki said:
Hello, greenie? You there? I'm talking about your "cocks":http://harlowandtheboys.blogspot.com/2005/04/my-duds-around-house.html
371. JessicaRabbit said:
He was inspired by all our boobin last night when he got home, so he wanted to be part of the fun.
372. Torrie said:
Like you Jess, *shy*.
373. Grammarqueen said:
gosh, I still want to adopt the Congressman!
374. Torrie said:
I had 178 comments on Wed., and *549* yesterday.
Coincidence?
I think not.
375. JessicaRabbit said:
Torrie ahha no actually shy. He didnt speak a full sentence to me for almost 6 months when I met him. He was scared of me.
376. JessicaRabbit said:
I just posted my part pic for the day. And with that, I am off. I must away to pick up my Princess and take her to shop.
Have a great day all!!! Thanks for the good time!!!! Ill be back in here causing trouble again on Monday if the Dooce gods are willing.
SMOOCH
377. Torrie said:
Yesterday 26 comments. Today 1 comment.
*Behold the power of boobs.*
378. southern fried girl said:
Holy crap, I went to a late lunch and I came back to Muffy bashing (oh the jokes I could come up with for that) and 80000 more comments. Thank God my boss is gone for the day and I can catch up on my reading.
379. Ziggybean said:
I am in Mississippi and I know of a wonderful Brown Dog (lab mix) who needs a home. He is QUIET and is HOUSETRAINED. He is wonderful. He said to tell you "hi". You NEED this dog. E-mail me. (is the mind control thing working yet?). lol
380. Torrie said:
SFG, I stole your shit for my blog.
381. greenthumb said:
How does one reply to that Heather? Did you looked stunned or did you switch it into gear with "why you all up in my grill...biiitch?" LMAO!!!
382. Muffy said:
Muff-bashing.
I'm gonna have to remember that.
Usually it's just
"Honey, wanna take a ride on the muff-mobile tonight?"
I SOOO can't wait to have legal sex in my mom's bed while she's in the other room.
383. lawbrat said:
OMG Jessica! His ass is HOT. I'm very jealous. I want his ass.
That. Is. All.
384. lawbrat said:
Greenie! My man! Next time you 'in', your mine. Everyone else has a husband, or close to it. Mine I tell ya, MINE!
385. annelise said:
gorgeous. just gorgeous.
hey y'all, i've moved from remembertoforget.squarespace.com to annelise.squarespace.com.
heather, you and your family are such an inspiration. oh, and you too chuck!
386. lisa said:
You suck so bad!! I have a dog and my floors never look that good!!
Do you clean before you take the picture? I love chuck
387. suburban misfit said:
Damn, I go shopping all day and I come home to nearly 400 comments. How am I supposed to read them all??
388. Susie said:
lawbrat, greenie put it in writing, that the next time he goes "in," I have the authority to choose his female mate. I got your back:)
oh, but don't take yourself off the ACTUAL hetero market, if you know'm sayin'
389. lawbrat said:
No worries Susie, I know what your sayin'. I'm glad you got my back!
390. southern fried girl said:
Torrie,
I saw that and am so glad you did. Your answers were a HOOT!!!
So glad the Muff bashing has stopped. Muff diving I am ok with. Muff delving even - ok. No bashing - NO BASHING OF THE MUFF.
391. DeAnn said:
Chuck is so cool-looking. Has anyone ever told you he looks like he's made of wax?!
392. southern fried girl said:
DeAnn,
Where are you located?
393. southern fried girl said:
Damn, I can clear a fuckin' room.
394. Labia Police said:
You guys have lost. your. damn. MINDS.
395. mighty! said:
muff...what's legal sex?
sex with a lawyer?
do tell....
btw...you need to contact me....
strangers on a train
396. Susie said:
Officer Labia, clicking on you made me laugh. I thank you for doing your duty.
397. Feebs said:
And if you took a pic of the other end it could be titled Sphinx-ter.
398. Girl From Ipanema said:
Tyra ain't got *nothing* on CHUCK!
399. Labia Police said:
Just doin' my job, mam.
400. Matt said:
w00t! number 400 (i hope)
401. shauna said:
heather! it is so surreal hearing you on Radio National amongst all those aussie accents... your voice is so sultry! hee hee!
hope you're well :)
shauna
402. Susie said:
Officer Labia,
Have you ever attended a party at my house?
403. shauna said:
PS. and it's so hard to imagine that voice could ever TALK IN CAPITALS :)
404. Chez said:
I have just spent 20 minutes picking up millions of pieces of jello that were flung onto the floor.
I HATE JELLO.
405. Torrie said:
I too hate jello. Especially since it's made out of animal bones.
406. greenthumb said:
You know, today I almost felt like a celebrity with all the comments with "Greenie" in them. LOL!!! That was a lot of fun this morning.
407. Susie said:
All you have to do is "in" yourself, and the internet goes nuts!
408. greenthumb said:
Who KNEW!?!?!
409. southern fried girl said:
I am with you on that Torrie. Ew.
Thank God this day is almost over. I can't take much more. Weekends rule.
410. southern fried girl said:
I'm out people. Have a great weekend everyone. :)
411. Torrie said:
Sup with the wack playstation?
Sup?
412. Nilbo said:
Heeheehee Torrie. You're not 19.
413. Chez said:
Jello is made out of animal bones?
Yet it's advertised towards kids?
414. Chez said:
Nevermind.... I found the info.
"Gelatin (US spelling) or gelatine (British spelling) (used to make Jell-o and other desserts) is made from the boiled bones, skins and tendons of animals. An alternative substance is called Agar-Agar, which is derived from seaweed. "
GAG
415. AndreaBT said:
Chez, are you vegetarian?
Or, are you NOW? ;)
416. greenthumb said:
mmmmmm....Jellloooo.Slurrrp!
417. kat said:
Happy weekend everyone!
418. Chez said:
Andrea - hehee
Just surprised because it's something I've always seen marketed towards kids. Naive moi.
I never liked the stuff, never make it either but just recently picked it up in the market.
Wait till I tell my Mom about this! She is the Jello Queen!
/cackles
419. Sidney Ann said:
Chuck, you big 'ol sphinxy-chucksy babe!
420. AndiMAC said:
yay for Chuck Friday's.....
421. graygirl said:
Oh yuck....Jello...animal parts...I have a hospital stay coming up. I just know Jello is on the menu!
422. Susie said:
...cautionary concussion...
when you patent that technology, I'll bet you and jon can figure out how to transfer it to the computer mouse and/or keyboard, with a program that monitors when something nasty is about to be transmitted...
click..BBZZZZTTT!!! ...mild, cautionary electrocution...
423. angela marie said:
Why, oh why is there NEVER any freaking dirt on your floor?
Really. I WANT TO KNOW.
424. Julie said:
World's cutest eunuch!
425. Tams said:
Chuck Friday!
426. Wicked H said:
Dooce whoever patents such a barrette should aptly name it Bink, Bink.
Good thing Leta has inherited Jon's stubborn streak.....
Have a great weekend one and all.
427. Henrykm_ said:
It's spelt SphYnx Sphynx!
428. Nilbo said:
It's smelt stinks!
429. Susan said:
Your dog matches your floor!
430. Clint said:
Four hundred twenty-eight comments. Wow. I wish I got that many hits a month.
431. Henryk_ said:
A SphYnx with gonads!
432. Henryk_ said:
Clint, it could be your name. Try taking the "n"out of your name and then see what happens! Bwahahahaha
433. Nilbo said:
... or substituting something for the "li"
434. jenn said:
tell that dog up there to watch that thing.
seriously.
435. melmcd said:
My Golden Retriever Bailey has the hots for chuck (don't laugh she saw the picture)!!!
436. sleepingmommy said:
I swear to god you people are high. I can't even begin to keep up. My eyes get crossed from rolling my eyes so much. ;)
437. Poo said:
Why did I read that as monkey back guarantee?
438. Poo said:
Is Chuck aware that he is quite probably the most famous dog in the world?
439. Heather said:
Adonis is more like it.
440. Stacey said:
Alright, I'll be honest: the mild concussion idea was pretty funny.
441. lawbrat said:
Where is everyone? Did they all go to sleep?
442. Jessica Hart said:
yup.
443. pat said:
your floors always look sooooo clean. I cant help but notice it on every floor picture.
444. paperboats said:
i don't know if you will ever read this, but i have never commented on your site after seeing the oppressive number of people already doing so. i just want to say that i visit your blog every weekend, and read through your posts and sigh and laugh over your photos. you give me strength, humor, and i just want to thank you for that, and for your blog.
445. Henryk_ said:
Hmmmmmmm....what rabble is on here now?
446. Harry said:
Sphynx.......the correct spelling is S P H Y N X !! Christ, can't you North Americans spell correctly!!
447. Harry said:
I guess not!
448. Harry said:
Sphynx.........the correct spelling is S P H Y N X ! Can't people over there spell correctly!
449. Harry said:
ahhh...not censored that time!
450. Harry said:
#242 kimmindallsa is correct!Heather moonlights as an actress and portrays Sister Josepha Montafiore, a passionate nun who’s out to prove the second coming of Jesus Christ in NBC’s “Revelations.â€
451. Henryk_ said:
Sphynx is a breed of a cat. Sphinx is a head of a man, body of a lion!
452. donni said:
dooce, please reconsider letting Leta go to bed with hair clips/barrettes. she could put one in her mouth and choke. :-(
453. Susie said:
Chuck's nose-in-the-box makes me smile just as much today as yesterday.
454. AllusiveEel said:
Verrrrrrrrrrrryyyyy interseting concept!
455. AndreaBT said:
Someone still hasn't read dooce's FAQs...
456. the niffer said:
So handsome and coordinated with your decor. Smewches Chuck!
457. Strizznizzey said:
Donni, seriously the jelly beans and ceramic beads dooce lets her have in her crib are far more dangerous.