Anyone? Anyone? OK, I used to think, "God, those people who race to post first, what crazies." I just opened up the page, saw the new picture with no comments, and thought "Holy crap! I can be first."
I love Chuck Fridays but seriously, the cleanliness of your floors is just astounding to me. Mine constantly look like we are dropping food on them. Probably because we are.....
chuck: best dog in my over 10 lb. category. today being my birthday, and given that i can have whatever i want -- i want to borrow him. just for a few days. til chieka starts peeing on my bed out of anger. i think it's a reasonable request. i'm leaving you leta. xox h
You know, I'm really not a dog person. Chuck seems cool and all, and he always seems to look clean. It helps that there's no smellovision involved here, or licking. And there's nothing worse than wet dog nose on my bare leg...
That said, I love looking at pictures of your cute dog and hearing stories of his doggy antics.
He looks a little frightened. Kind of like he is going to spring into action at any moment.
04.29.05 - 05:38 AM
39. Emma said:
Yay, Chuck Friday and I've finished work! The sun is shining, we've got a Bank Holiday and the long weekend officially starts now! Have a good one y'all!
One of my cats does that sphinx pose too sometimes. Black cat, makes him look regal. Churck looks regal too.
My kids THINK they are regal; come to think of it, the cats THINK they are too. Gosh dang it, everyone in this house that's smaller than me thinks they are OVER me!
Heather, just listened to your ABC radio interview...excellent job!! I thought the answers from you and the other guy she interviewed were thoughtful, sound responses.
40-50,000 readers a day...mind-boggling.
04.29.05 - 05:44 AM
48. mighty! said:
Was there a dog on the show Friends?
this is from the set of friends, right?
04.29.05 - 05:45 AM
49. holly said:
Gorgeous Dog Friday! Just heard the ABC interview. Amazing to hear you on our very own airwaves!
Are you saying you're not really in with Ro? This is very disappointing, you know.
04.29.05 - 05:55 AM
59. Holly said:
Everything in this photo is the same color. I'm digging that. All we need now is to superimpose the picture of Jon from yesterday......his shirt would totally match.
long time reader, first time poster :) Heather you are so lucky to have a dog who likes having his pic taken! I have a dalmation, and every time I try to take a picture of him, he turns his head or does something stupid...he's the Calvin (from calvin and hobbes) of the dog world. Chuck rocks!
Susie, I AM NOT going to solicit a favor from someone whom I don't know or at least have never communicated with before. That would be inappropriate and disrespectful. PSHAW! Shame on you for even suggesting it.
What's up, ho bag? Too funny! How did the others react?
How does one photoshop dog hair out of pictures? Methinks Chuck isn't much of a shedder, or Dooce subscribes to the "cleanliness is next to godliness" premise. At least Chuck matches the floors & cabinets - it's like a symphony of golden browns in today's photo. I think we'll just have to paint everything in our house black to match the dogs. Welcome to GothHouse, where you can't see the dog hair!
I heard the interview as well. It was fun to listen to. I was totally focused by the time the lady asked if blogging will transforme into something we'll look from the future and laugh about. If so what. It will not be the last time.
04.29.05 - 06:06 AM
77. Mary said:
Chuck Friday. HI Heather, Chuck looks almost elegant.
04.29.05 - 06:06 AM
78. kimmieindallas said:
I'm sure this has been discussed already as I haven't been reading the comments for a while. But I watched the Tivo version of Revelations last night (the first 3 episodes) and dude, all I could think the whole time was, "is that Heather Armstrong?" The actress is Natascha McElhone. I know you've mentioned, Heather, before, that there is an actress that you look a lot like. Is this her?
Chuck totally matches your house perfectly... but not in that carry your dog in a purse that matches his fur while walking around New York City in stillettos way...
04.29.05 - 06:20 AM
87. maggie said:
I loves me some Chuck Friday! He looks like he's poised to jump up and grab some tasty morsel Leta is about to drop from the table.
Who the hell is Constantine?
I have a new intern starting today, and I think the "no pants" thing might scare him.
Although when we set his start date and he asked what he was supposed to wear, I said "showing up naked might not be a good choice."
I should not be in charge of people, period.
And question number three - HOW THE HELL DO YOU KEEP YOUR FLOORS, SO CLEAN, WOMAN?
Ok, so I'm obsessed about it, but that has been an ongoing-adult fantasy of mine - to have really nice floors.
My life is SO SAD.
oh right...because i live in a studio apartment in boston that only lets the sexy asian girl across from me have a dog. the rest of us just get to watch her walk her boston terrier every day and pine for a pet.
thats what I get for listening to a dead art form. ;)
actually, I host indie rock at the station sometimes too, but pop music?
I do occasionally watch a few minutes, but mostly just to crack up at how bad their vocal cord damage will be in 10 years.
I'm one of those goofy women who could never understand the attraction to these blandish young men - I like men to look like MEN. Heather, you lucky beey-atch, you, although my gentlemen friend does give Jon a run for his money in the sexy-when-scruffy dept.
whoa, look at those talons!
wouldn't want to meet him in a dark alley.
squeek!
04.29.05 - 06:44 AM
103. Angel said:
I LOVE ME SOME CHUCK FRIDAYS!!!!
YEAH CHUCKLES!
04.29.05 - 06:45 AM
104. Mari said:
Chuck is adorable, as always.
I know that your cabinets are quarter-sawn white oak, but would you mind telling me you bought them? They are beautiful (we're contemplating a kitchen remodel). Thanks!
04.29.05 - 06:49 AM
105. Dani13 said:
First time post here. But long time lurker! lol I love your site! and Chuck is sooo cute!
Are you kidding me? There are two adults, one crawling baby and a dog living in your house and your kitchen floors are spotless. That's fucking bullshit.
I agree with Nicole...How do you stay so damn clean? My baby's got biter biscuits up his nostrils right now and there's bananas splattered all over our linoleum floor...maybe I should be cleaning instead of commenting...
04.29.05 - 07:45 AM
124. cking said:
First time poster, long time lurker. I love Chuckles. I have a black kitty that sits like that all the time. He's running the show at my house. Just ask him. BTW, Dooce, I was watching old episodes of Hank Hill the other day and cracked up. Apparently, you and Hank have the same poop problem. You should check it out if Chuck will give you an hour or so off.
Gordon, re: someone proclaiming here how cute someone on Idol is...I know, I know, I really am embarrassed! I'm a 34-year-old housewife with 2 kids, and I'm a Constantine groupie. It's sad.
ohhhh, that's why my computer just tilted and started smoking....
04.29.05 - 08:32 AM
147. chocolatefrog said:
First time poster- Love Chuck! I believe he has 4 back legs, not 3 as someone said. That is definately the stare of 'sitting still long enough to get the treat from mom'.
Wow...that was fun...kind of a flashback to the days that I was always saying: "I'm not Gay!!!I'm NOT GAY!!!"
It's true...I'm a big HOMO and I love it. But it was fun to get you all riled up. I didn't know it would get to dooce.com though.
For the record I love the ladies in a plutonic, katty, sister/girlfriend way ONLY. I tried the taco a couple of times, but it was the Pickle in the end that won my heart err somthing or other.
The "pickle" Greenie? I'm hetero and all, but EW! It's salami, silly!!
04.29.05 - 08:36 AM
154. Muffy said:
My fellow doocelings:
I need some help.
I need to get revenge on someone VERY BADLY!!
I've tried doing some google searches, but can't find anything juicy...
Any suggestions? Please post links if you can.
Help the Muff. She was humiliated and needs some payback.
I love Chuck Friday! It's the best day of the week.
And also, why do people not entertain the possibility that dooce might have a housekeeper? Not that there's anything wrong with that. I know a few people who have someone come in a couple of times a week and do the floors and other scrubby tasks.
Muffy I am all about the revenge. What exactly are you looking for? Can you give us the set up? What was the wrong doing?
04.29.05 - 08:49 AM
167. Muffy said:
Effie:
An ex of mine REALLY screwed me.
Used my PC for swinger porn, when I caught him, he WIPED my hard drive.
WHen I found out he had another girlfriend,I faxed her a copyof the invoice for the new PC he bought me (in lieu of 3 years of lost files).
To prevent me from telling his religious family members about his "indiscretions", he put a court ordered "gag order" on me.
I ran into him about a year later (after finding out OTHER thigns he did to me). I gave him a piece of my mind.
He had me thrown in jail for a month. I was shackled in front of him and aforementioned "other girlfriend".
I lost my job, almost my apartment, over 2000 dollars in wages. And forced to spend time with criminals. My friend almost lost her baby (i was helping her husband with legal work while she was pregnant).
YESTERDAY, he just drives up to my cousin, yells out "Hey Beautiful" and proceeds to have a conversation as if NOTHING ever happened.
Yes. I need some payback.
PS: The hard drive he erased had emails from my father who had cancer at the time. He died. I lost the emails.
Wow Muffy--that's some serious stuff, eh?! Unfortunately I'm not good with that kind of revenge....here's sending you some good vibes though to help you get there and to get him out of your life!
I would be happy to add him to any number of mailing lists that would endlessly spam him.....provide phone number as well and I can add him to all sorts of mailing lists...
Happy Birthday Dr. Johnny Fever! It's Heather Champ's birthday too... and tomorrow is, well, my birthday... basically meaning we're all a bunch of stubborn jackass Tauruses... Tauri? I don't know.
Susie, I've already had to whip out my can of Whoop-Ass on Greenie over in your comments section, for the very same unacceptable behavior that our boy Nilbo is exhibiting here.
(Oh, and go back and read "unacceptable behavior" in the Supernanny voice. It's fun. Sounds like "unaseptibul buhhayvyuh.")
04.29.05 - 08:59 AM
180. Muffy said:
It's not like I seek ways to torture him.I mean, I'm marrying the man of my dreams in 2 weeks and 5 days (get used to the daily count down dooce-heads).
I HAVE moved on. I just can't stand the idea that he can just walk up to members of my family and act as though he did nothing wrong. I mean, if he had said "How's Carol doing? I'm sorry things got so out of hand. I should have apologized for my wrongdoings".
No. He made his bed, didn't want to lie in it, and when the lies started to backlash, he put a proverbial ball gag on me.
The only way I want to see this guy in my rear view mirror is if he's lying in a pool of blood with GM Goodrich tire tracks on his head.
Totally with you, girls. I don't know what you mean about my behaviour, LadyBug. If you scroll and read carefully, nowhere do I say anything at all mean about your shared heart-throb. Honestly, this reading between the lines ... tsk tsk ...
This comments section is weird. Do these people all know each other??? Or do they know Heather/Jon?
I admired Chuck. I was awestruck by the clean and tidy interior. That's all.
04.29.05 - 09:07 AM
190. Muffy said:
I was HARDLY a jail bird.
It wasn't like "prison" with bars and stuff. I was in a "minimum offenders" facility. Kind of like summer camp, with a twist. But still, I lost a month of my life. And Mighty, I would say sure, I'll give you his e-mail, but I don't know what it is.
However,he is an "account executive" (la-de-da) for an occupational healthcare facility (mr. bigshot) and I was thinking of sending him some "non-plain-paper-packaging" gifties. From a remailing service, of course. Something like "Anal Trix Kit" or "Build your own Sheep". He plays it very "private" at work. Doesn't want anyone knowing his business. BUt i cant find the damn website that offered the service. HELP!
Anonymous, we talk about poop, nipple hair and worst job experiences. I think this is in the scope.
Torrie, I'm thrilled about my upcoming nuptials. But what this guy did was so heinous, even my fiancee said if we run into him, I'm gonna have to bail him out.
As stated before, don't talk to my family, if you don't talk to me.
I WAS over the whole thing.
Last night I took two xanax and had to knock off before ER was even half over. My man totally understood.
ANd no,I'm far from whitetrash hillbilly. Got all my teeth and hate nascar.
I trusted someone and they burned me. Then they went to 10:15 mass. Hypocrisy.
Muffy, I don't know you personally or anything, but I do think that Torrie is right. You don't want to join him down on his level.
Also, your ideas are now preserved right here on the internet and we all know (thanks to dooce) how dangerous that can be. If your ex ever found this, or someone who knows him found it and alerted him ... well, it wouldn't be good.
04.29.05 - 09:17 AM
198. Muffy said:
Molly, My ex would neverlook here. He's too busy going to church and looking up swinger porn.
The dog is fine, but I'm more impressed with the clean floor. I have two dogs and I can't keep my swiffer moving fast enough to collect all the fur flying off the beasts.
I am going to take a different tack and say you need to bring this MF DOWN. I mean, we can be all mature and try to let it go and say that the energy used to fuck this guy is wasted and blah blah blah, but sometimes a fucker just has to pay, ya know?
I am going to think on this and if I come up with something really good, I will let you know.
Case in point, ex-bf cheated on me with 3 other girls. Two of the girls and myself all found out, dumped his ass and ended up getting him back by luring him up into a canyon under the guise of sex (he did not know two of us were along for the ride.) and ended up leaving him there naked with no ride home. I do not regret that for a MOMENT.
This is sooo not what I'm supposed to be doin' right now.
Break out the lube.
04.29.05 - 10:10 AM
225. Muffy said:
Thanks SFG...
The "get over it"s and "don't stoop to that level", a bit hackneyed, don't you think?
If he wanted to break up with me, fine, Im a big girl. But don't use me as your parents' basement cleaner/fish fileter/work-related data entrist while you boff a lawyer more suited to your pretty-donut family's liking.
I think i just needed a little venting and validation. I think I'm more pissed off at my cousin for NOT telling him to "fuck off". But she just read "Conversations with God", so she thinks she's all "above that". Actually, she was more interested in discussing how we could make her pseudo-boyfriend jealous.
Dontcha just love hypocrites?
On a whole other note, I have read several of the blogs of the commenters on the post and you all are some really great, funny, talented writers. What a cool bunch. :)
Ladybug - are you going to share how you made the link?
Muffy - I'm sorry about your ex-boyfriends hypocrisy. In the grand scheme of life, it will bite him in the end.
How are the wedding plans going? Do you have everything lined out and ready to go? I got a book of gifts/favors for guests the other day of other ideas, and thought it should be lots of fun planning for a wedding.
I was just reading the comments. Great Pic Heather! He is the coolest looking dog. I love his pictures.
Susie, OMG 42 comments already? I want to say: I WAS FIRST
That. Is. All.
04.29.05 - 10:21 AM
231. Flanella Washington said:
I just want to stop in and said "hi" to all the daytime bloggers out their. I can't blog for long because I am still at work. Everone have a splindid day!
Flanella Jo
04.29.05 - 10:23 AM
232. Muffy said:
Thanks giggles...
Actually, the wedding is taking place in Fabulous Las Vegas!
And you can all watch it LIVE AS IT HAPPENS!
vivalasvegas.com
May 18, 1:30 PACIFIC STANDARD TIME
Paul and I will be in the MAIN CHAPEL!
I'm good for favors. My bridesmaid made up these really cool refrigerator magnets.
We'll be having an early dinner with the guests at the Venetian (ooh-lala)..Followed by partying at Margaritaville. Boat drinks for all!
I hope you all come and watch it as it happens! Hopefully, I won't be hungover.
Muffy: I will try to watch on May 18 - whoohee!!! That'd be awesome to witness.
My boyfriend has mentioned Las Vegas to me as a place to get married, but I don't think either of our families would care for it too much. You'll have to tell us all the stories of 'Sin City' when you get back, m'kay?
Ack, sorry! I tell ya, answering the phone with an unplaceable accent can help you out of those sitatuations.
I used to work with a chap from China, and whenever someone would ask him to do a particularly distasteful job, he'd pipe up with "No speak-a English!"
(which, by the way, he spoke better than many for whom English is a first language)
Im am all good Jessica. I want to see the net thingy. I so want one of those! Very, very, very sexy. I sent my ex to your site Jessica, I could hear him drooling over the phone!
04.29.05 - 10:34 AM
246. Muffy said:
Actually, giggles, my mom suggested it! In fact, my sister was married (second marriage - she's special like that)at the same chapel, BY ELVIS, my one brother was married in Vegas, BY ELVIS, we'll be married in LV, BY ELVIS, and we're going to make my other brother and his wife re-take their vows in front of ELVIS..
My mom's claims to fame:
1: Calls bingo without a microphone
2: All her children were married by Elvis.
I was _so_ hoping someone would ask me how I did that, so I can pretend to be a techie geek, as opposed to my normal, I don't know shit about this, I just accidentally figured this out, self.
[And to prove that I am a geek, though not really a _techie_ geek I offer the following proof: I actually put a Post-It note on my monitor so I'd remember how to do that next time.]
We've all seen your horse-like hungness Pokey, its a bit stubby.
04.29.05 - 10:40 AM
253. Anon said:
Let's see ...
1. Muffy's a die-hard smoker.
2. Muffy is getting married by Elvis.
3. Muffy thinks that revenge of the 'send him sex toys' type is good stuff.
4. Muffy's mom is a bingo caller.
1. gdawg said:
Chuck friday!
2. Muffy said:
I want a dog. Soon. Now.
3. CanadianAmy said:
Big black pooch nose.
4. Chase said:
Good ole Chuck Friday, he's so statuesque!
5. gdawg said:
Anyone? Anyone? OK, I used to think, "God, those people who race to post first, what crazies." I just opened up the page, saw the new picture with no comments, and thought "Holy crap! I can be first."
So, here I be.
6. tonya said:
I love Chuck Fridays!!
7. Jenny said:
Still as cute as ever!
8. Tawny said:
I felt compelled to delurk this morning.
I love Chuck!
9. RazDreams said:
chuck, you have booty flies.
10. FancyPance said:
I love that he matches the floor.
11. Denise said:
i heart chuck. i want a dog :(
12. Crankenpants said:
Top Ten?
I want a dog like yours.
13. Vaida said:
Only six comments? Wow. What has happened here??
14. Ginger said:
Aweseome photo!
15. Stacey said:
He's the best part of this site. Chuck is #1.
16. LittleOne said:
Long time lurker, first time posting... I want Chuck! Such a cute dog :)
17. Wicked H said:
Happy Chuck Friday everyone!!!
He is looking very regal, if I must say....
18. Vaida said:
Up Chuck
19. southern fried girl said:
I love Chuck Fridays but seriously, the cleanliness of your floors is just astounding to me. Mine constantly look like we are dropping food on them. Probably because we are.....
20. carmie said:
he looks ready to put his head down on his paws and doze off.
aww chuck!
21. nana said:
the story about chuck and the corndog... makes me relunctant to get a pet.
22. misha babe said:
Cute... low 20's...i'm moving up
23. margaux said:
Welcome to Chuckwood, pop. 4
24. giggles said:
Happy Chuck Friday to all!
I don't know about your all, but Friday's are great, partly because when I see the pic of Chuck he's just so darn good looking!
The handsome fellas do me in every time....
:-)
25. heather said:
chuck: best dog in my over 10 lb. category. today being my birthday, and given that i can have whatever i want -- i want to borrow him. just for a few days. til chieka starts peeing on my bed out of anger. i think it's a reasonable request. i'm leaving you leta. xox h
26. LadyBug said:
Aww, sweet widdle Chuck.
And, can I just say? I'm SOO glad this isn't a (ahem) _lipstick_ picture.
27. mrtl said:
You know, I'm really not a dog person. Chuck seems cool and all, and he always seems to look clean. It helps that there's no smellovision involved here, or licking. And there's nothing worse than wet dog nose on my bare leg...
That said, I love looking at pictures of your cute dog and hearing stories of his doggy antics.
28. Marcia said:
Friday love
29. Fahrvergnugen said:
Awww, one of my favorite fanged, hairy beasts whom I don't personally know.
That dog is ridiculously cute.
30. ieatcrayonz said:
Me thinks Dooce forgot to censor, uh, something. Why do have a sudden craving for honey?
31. red said:
he's so photogenic. happy friday!
32. Sarah said:
Hi Chuck!
33. Courtney said:
CHUCKERS!!!! Love Chuck photos. What a good dog.
34. typingelbow said:
He looks ready for Leta to feed him something.
35. Clearly said:
CHUCK!!!
The sun is shining, it's Chuck Friday and a Bank Holiday weekend (well in England it is!!)
Life is good!
36. me now said:
Can't believe it's Friday again already. So happy to have Chuck preside over the day.
He could be a collar model.
37. Petey said:
You are one handsome dog Chuck!
38. Skylar said:
He looks a little frightened. Kind of like he is going to spring into action at any moment.
39. Emma said:
Yay, Chuck Friday and I've finished work! The sun is shining, we've got a Bank Holiday and the long weekend officially starts now! Have a good one y'all!
40. Devil said:
Chuck is such a stud.
41. Poo said:
I see chucks pee pee!
Needs to be censored.
42. Jeff said:
Good Boy.
I like how he blends into the floor and cabinets. Stealth Chuck.
43. Linda said:
I LOVE Chuck Fridays!!! They are the highlight of my week!!!! Heather, you need to make another Chuck masthead soon! :-)
44. stella said:
Honk!
45. perception said:
my rabbit looks like that too, sometimes. =)
46. AndreaBT said:
One of my cats does that sphinx pose too sometimes. Black cat, makes him look regal. Churck looks regal too.
My kids THINK they are regal; come to think of it, the cats THINK they are too. Gosh dang it, everyone in this house that's smaller than me thinks they are OVER me!
47. Sarah said:
Thank god for chuck fridays...!
Heather, just listened to your ABC radio interview...excellent job!! I thought the answers from you and the other guy she interviewed were thoughtful, sound responses.
40-50,000 readers a day...mind-boggling.
48. mighty! said:
Was there a dog on the show Friends?
this is from the set of friends, right?
49. holly said:
Gorgeous Dog Friday! Just heard the ABC interview. Amazing to hear you on our very own airwaves!
50. coskel/whfropera said:
I second the comment about the damn floors - how do you DO it? Every time you show the floors of your house, I rip my hair out in angst.
51. coskel/whfropera said:
AndreaBT - I have a black cat too - he totally does the Sphinx pose :)
He always either looks regal and aloof as hell, or like hes doing yoga.
52. Susie said:
No wonder the sphinxes were worshipped. Weren't they? Well, if they looked like this, they shoulda been.
My heart sang when I saw the little black nose-in-the-box.
53. mrtl said:
SUSIE SUSIE SUSIE!!!
54. Stacy said:
CHUCK FRIDAYS RULE!!!!
55. Sherri said:
Chuck is so regal looking. I love him.
56. Susie said:
mrtl, what am I supposed to do, send constantine to your house, send Rosie to babysit, what? I don't KNOW these people!
57. Squirl said:
Yay, Chuck Friday!
58. mrtl said:
Not me --- CAT!!
Are you saying you're not really in with Ro? This is very disappointing, you know.
59. Holly said:
Everything in this photo is the same color. I'm digging that. All we need now is to superimpose the picture of Jon from yesterday......his shirt would totally match.
60. Kristine said:
long time reader, first time poster :) Heather you are so lucky to have a dog who likes having his pic taken! I have a dalmation, and every time I try to take a picture of him, he turns his head or does something stupid...he's the Calvin (from calvin and hobbes) of the dog world. Chuck rocks!
61. Susie said:
heeheeee
I hate to break your heart, but that's pretty much what I'm saying. After she comes for dinner on Sunday, I'm sure that'll be the end of it.
You could go to ro's place and post a comment as Constantine. You know, if you want her to hunt you down and kill you. Then write a poem about it.
62. AndreaBT said:
Susie, you can send Constantine to MY house!
63. Susie said:
I'd be lucky if I could send POKEY to your house, Andrea.
64. AndreaBT said:
Wait, is Constantine one of *ro's* cutie-patooties? (straight guys she thinks are hot?) I thought Tom Cruise was her man?
65. Susie said:
Can anyone send CHUCK to my house? Now there's a celebrity I could hang with.
66. mrtl said:
Susie, I AM NOT going to solicit a favor from someone whom I don't know or at least have never communicated with before. That would be inappropriate and disrespectful. PSHAW! Shame on you for even suggesting it.
What's up, ho bag? Too funny! How did the others react?
67. AndreaBT said:
Because Tom IS straight, you know (he's dating Katie Holmes, after all).
And POKEY was at my blog yesterday, trying to get me to look at THAT...close enough!
68. mrtl said:
Andrea, Ro met Constantine yesterday, said he's tall, sexy and smells good.
69. Jennifer in Kansas City said:
How does one photoshop dog hair out of pictures? Methinks Chuck isn't much of a shedder, or Dooce subscribes to the "cleanliness is next to godliness" premise. At least Chuck matches the floors & cabinets - it's like a symphony of golden browns in today's photo. I think we'll just have to paint everything in our house black to match the dogs. Welcome to GothHouse, where you can't see the dog hair!
70. Spurious Plum said:
He's all sprawled out, like:
"This is MY floor!"
What a velvety, black-nosed Chuck-a-luck.
71. LeafGirl77 said:
I adore how Chuck blends in SO well with his surroundings in this picture. I love it!
72. Sarah said:
Hey, I was just informed that today is No Pants Day.
Figured the crowd here would want to know. ;-)
http://www.nopantsday.com/
73. kilowatthour said:
It's the Chuck kitchen suite! Also, ho bags. Funny shit.
74. mish said:
he so matches your kitchen. cool.
75. Lala said:
Black is such a perfect accent for tan
76. Barb said:
I heard the interview as well. It was fun to listen to. I was totally focused by the time the lady asked if blogging will transforme into something we'll look from the future and laugh about. If so what. It will not be the last time.
77. Mary said:
Chuck Friday. HI Heather, Chuck looks almost elegant.
78. kimmieindallas said:
I'm sure this has been discussed already as I haven't been reading the comments for a while. But I watched the Tivo version of Revelations last night (the first 3 episodes) and dude, all I could think the whole time was, "is that Heather Armstrong?" The actress is Natascha McElhone. I know you've mentioned, Heather, before, that there is an actress that you look a lot like. Is this her?
Oh, and I love your dog and your kitchen. :)
79. AndreaBT said:
mrtl, I know, I'm playing catch-up with other blogs/comments now!
Ooohh, so jealous.
80. Amy S said:
HAHAHA I thought the Ho bag thing was funny.
81. that-andrea said:
He needs a manicure!
82. Portlander said:
Lurking has become passe, and since it's Chuck Friday and the top 100 to boot - Happy Friday everyone.
83. Susie said:
Those Mormas (Mormon mamas) must've snatched up their little Mabies when the ho bag rolled in!
Sarah, I'm confused...when is pants day? You mean...
84. rina said:
Wassup, ho bags. Happy Chuck Friday to all!
85. Em said:
Chuck looks so damn dignified there. He should run for Congress.
86. Ali said:
Chuck totally matches your house perfectly... but not in that carry your dog in a purse that matches his fur while walking around New York City in stillettos way...
87. maggie said:
I loves me some Chuck Friday! He looks like he's poised to jump up and grab some tasty morsel Leta is about to drop from the table.
88. Wicked H said:
Anyone have the link for the interview with Dooce?
Thanks in advance!
89. coskel/whfropera said:
Who the hell is Constantine?
I have a new intern starting today, and I think the "no pants" thing might scare him.
Although when we set his start date and he asked what he was supposed to wear, I said "showing up naked might not be a good choice."
I should not be in charge of people, period.
And question number three - HOW THE HELL DO YOU KEEP YOUR FLOORS, SO CLEAN, WOMAN?
Ok, so I'm obsessed about it, but that has been an ongoing-adult fantasy of mine - to have really nice floors.
My life is SO SAD.
90. honeybunny said:
why can't i have a dog like chuck?
oh right...because i live in a studio apartment in boston that only lets the sexy asian girl across from me have a dog. the rest of us just get to watch her walk her boston terrier every day and pine for a pet.
stupid landlords.
91. coskel/whfropera said:
Wicked H - its in yesterdys comments about 4-5 times - click on "previous" to get there.
92. Amy said:
I am amazed that you have a mobile child and floors that clean.
93. Suz said:
I love Chuck Fridays!!!
Is it just me or does that Sphinx have 3 back legs?!
94. AndreaBT said:
Coskel, Constantine is the hottie who got voted off American Idol the other night.
And I'm truly embarrassed that I know that, and even more embarrassed that I have an opinion about it (IT'S JUST WRONG!!)
95. Kate said:
By his expression you would think he just saw a Pop Tart either come out of its wrapper or a piece of one begin its slow descent to the floor.
96. Pissy Britches said:
Awww...Chuckles!
The cold floor feels good to his lil' balls!
97. barbie2be said:
Woof! It's Chuck Friday!
98. coskel/whfropera said:
thats what I get for listening to a dead art form. ;)
actually, I host indie rock at the station sometimes too, but pop music?
I do occasionally watch a few minutes, but mostly just to crack up at how bad their vocal cord damage will be in 10 years.
I'm one of those goofy women who could never understand the attraction to these blandish young men - I like men to look like MEN. Heather, you lucky beey-atch, you, although my gentlemen friend does give Jon a run for his money in the sexy-when-scruffy dept.
99. coskel/whfropera said:
um, gentleMAN, not the plural.
eeks, I should GO BACK TO WORK.
100. Elizabeth said:
Chucktastic! Happy Friday, Everybody.
101. Joakim said:
If I was ever to get attacked by a dog, this dog would have to be the one. The One, I say!
102. dänika said:
whoa, look at those talons!
wouldn't want to meet him in a dark alley.
squeek!
103. Angel said:
I LOVE ME SOME CHUCK FRIDAYS!!!!
YEAH CHUCKLES!
104. Mari said:
Chuck is adorable, as always.
I know that your cabinets are quarter-sawn white oak, but would you mind telling me you bought them? They are beautiful (we're contemplating a kitchen remodel). Thanks!
105. Dani13 said:
First time post here. But long time lurker! lol I love your site! and Chuck is sooo cute!
106. AndreaBT said:
Coskel, Constantine is anything but bland. Really. He is not typical AI material. You must see. I've got a pic on my blog.
107. Gordon said:
If the Sphinx had a riddle can there be the Riddle of Chuck?
What wakes up and eats in the morning, goes for a lovely walk in the afternoon, and eats some more and then falls asleep in the evening?
108. Gordon said:
Did someone actually start up a conversation about how cute a guy who got kicked off American Idol is ON THIS WEBSITE????
109. The Mighty Jimbo said:
why do i suspect that nexk halloween chuckles there has a goatee and one of those king tut things around his ears?
either that or a pink tutu.
110. Dr. Johnny Fever said:
Today is my birthday and I want Chuck. Please send him to me.
111. naralius said:
Happy Birthday Dr. Johnny Fever! and Happy Chuck-Friday to everyone!
112. Nicole said:
Are you kidding me? There are two adults, one crawling baby and a dog living in your house and your kitchen floors are spotless. That's fucking bullshit.
113. kristine said:
Happy Birthday Dr. Fever.
Yesterday was my sister's birthday.
114. Shawna said:
Nicole, maybe she ties dusters to the babies limbs and Chuck eats whatever's left after the baby passes through?
115. Shawna said:
Whoops, I meant "baby's", not babies.
116. Evild said:
I think in that photo Chuck looks so regal I want to call him "Charles"
117. Crankenpants said:
I should take a picture of my kitchen floor to show what three adults a baby and dog oh and the cat can do.
Whaaahhahahahaha!
118. Jo said:
Chuck's thinking 'They're all totally looking at my penis.'
119. Me said:
A Good Chuck Friday to all...
120. centuri0n said:
I can't answer his riddle. He'll have to kill and eat me as a warning to t'others.
121. kansascarter said:
does chuck have some horse in him? cause, i mean, GOD look at that.
122. TulsaOkie said:
Honestly, that greeting would have me rolling on the floor.. Pretty funny, atleast you know who your friends are.
I'm so glad it is Chuck Friday.. I am sooo ready for the weekend!
123. angela said:
I agree with Nicole...How do you stay so damn clean? My baby's got biter biscuits up his nostrils right now and there's bananas splattered all over our linoleum floor...maybe I should be cleaning instead of commenting...
124. cking said:
First time poster, long time lurker. I love Chuckles. I have a black kitty that sits like that all the time. He's running the show at my house. Just ask him. BTW, Dooce, I was watching old episodes of Hank Hill the other day and cracked up. Apparently, you and Hank have the same poop problem. You should check it out if Chuck will give you an hour or so off.
125. AyEnDeeAreEeAyAitch said:
Chuck has talons!
126. Danika said:
I love the thumbnail.. looks like a tunnel.
Very happy to see the comments up again!
127. Wolf Blitzer said:
NEWS FLASH!!!!
GREENTHUMB IS STRAIGHT!
FILM AT 11
128. kustoo said:
Last?
I officially declare myself last. Any post after this post starts a new list and are....not last. Well, because I am last.
129. mrtl said:
Wolf - He says it's some sociological experiment, but I bet he "went gay" to either escape the church or a viry skirry psycho-bitch girlfriend.
Fess up, Greenie!
130. mrtl said:
And - oh wow!! - I'm first! I must do it...
FIRST!!!
131. blu said:
he is so handsome
132. Susie said:
Why you wanna call me names like that mrtl?
133. Annabelle said:
I want a baby. Right. NOW.
The man won't though because he says i'm all over the map. He's right, but I am conflicted- this is what being a woman is about! Conflict!
134. mrtl said:
Susie... huh? Are you trying to confuse me? Get me back?
135. August95 said:
Wolf, I think your info is incorrect. Have you seen Greenthumbs sense of style.
136. mrtl said:
August, direct quote from Greenie: "I really am not gay."
137. Annie said:
CUT HIS TOENAILS! Poor doggie...
138. becaru said:
Heather, are you balancing a treat on the camera to get him to look at you like that???
What a good dog!!!
139. AndreaBT said:
Gordon, re: someone proclaiming here how cute someone on Idol is...I know, I know, I really am embarrassed! I'm a 34-year-old housewife with 2 kids, and I'm a Constantine groupie. It's sad.
140. Effie said:
Really--Greenie--I think you should stand up and defend yourself from these scandalous lies and rumours that are surfacing about you!
141. victoria said:
Happy Chuck Day, everyone.
142. Effie said:
Oh, and great Chuck pic! Yay--it's Chuck Friday!
143. LadyBug said:
For anyone who's confused about the Greenthumb "newsflash":
Go read Susie's comments section, on today's post.
http://uhohnowlook.blogspot.com/
144. Chair said:
Sphinx with Dinx!
145. LadyBug said:
Hmm...that was interesting. Wonder how I got "newsflash" to look all fancy and link-y?
Time to experiment:
"newsflash":http://uhohnowlook.blogspot.com/
146. Susie said:
ohhhh, that's why my computer just tilted and started smoking....
147. chocolatefrog said:
First time poster- Love Chuck! I believe he has 4 back legs, not 3 as someone said. That is definately the stare of 'sitting still long enough to get the treat from mom'.
148. LadyBug said:
Oooh, how very cool. I made a link! I feel so...so...
Well, _geeky_ comes to mind.
149. greenthumb said:
Wow...that was fun...kind of a flashback to the days that I was always saying: "I'm not Gay!!!I'm NOT GAY!!!"
It's true...I'm a big HOMO and I love it. But it was fun to get you all riled up. I didn't know it would get to dooce.com though.
For the record I love the ladies in a plutonic, katty, sister/girlfriend way ONLY. I tried the taco a couple of times, but it was the Pickle in the end that won my heart err somthing or other.
Thanks for the laugh.
150. cat said:
Greenie is full o' shit, y'all! He is SOOO gay! As is Tom Cruise, I might add. BUT NOT CONSTANTINE.
151. LadyBug said:
Susie: Smoking is bad for your computer's health. Get it a nicotine patch.
152. LadyBug said:
"Pickle in the end"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
153. cat said:
The "pickle" Greenie? I'm hetero and all, but EW! It's salami, silly!!
154. Muffy said:
My fellow doocelings:
I need some help.
I need to get revenge on someone VERY BADLY!!
I've tried doing some google searches, but can't find anything juicy...
Any suggestions? Please post links if you can.
Help the Muff. She was humiliated and needs some payback.
155. greenthumb said:
CAT: Salami indeed...mmmmmm. Let's just call it MEAT.
156. michelle said:
pretty eyes!
157. Heather said:
*sigh* Wheeee! I don't care what number commenter I am. I just like looking at the pics. Chuck, as always, is a doll.
158. Effie said:
Hey Muffy--what kinda revenge you looking at? Embarrassing someone else?
159. Wolf Blitzer said:
Oh, I was just about to issue my correction, but I see that
Mr. Green-pickle-in-the-end beat me to it!
hhhrrrmppphhh!
160. Torrie said:
Greenie I like the pickle AND the tacos!
161. greenthumb said:
Sorry Wolfie...
162. Wolf Blitzer said:
's OK.
163. Mollie said:
De-lurking to say:
I love Chuck Friday! It's the best day of the week.
And also, why do people not entertain the possibility that dooce might have a housekeeper? Not that there's anything wrong with that. I know a few people who have someone come in a couple of times a week and do the floors and other scrubby tasks.
164. Susie said:
LadyBug, I'm thinking T-shirts with
"Johnny Depp is SO not gay."
Thoughts?
165. heathabee said:
Hey Chuck! I can see your doodle!
166. southern fried girl said:
Muffy I am all about the revenge. What exactly are you looking for? Can you give us the set up? What was the wrong doing?
167. Muffy said:
Effie:
An ex of mine REALLY screwed me.
Used my PC for swinger porn, when I caught him, he WIPED my hard drive.
WHen I found out he had another girlfriend,I faxed her a copyof the invoice for the new PC he bought me (in lieu of 3 years of lost files).
To prevent me from telling his religious family members about his "indiscretions", he put a court ordered "gag order" on me.
I ran into him about a year later (after finding out OTHER thigns he did to me). I gave him a piece of my mind.
He had me thrown in jail for a month. I was shackled in front of him and aforementioned "other girlfriend".
I lost my job, almost my apartment, over 2000 dollars in wages. And forced to spend time with criminals. My friend almost lost her baby (i was helping her husband with legal work while she was pregnant).
YESTERDAY, he just drives up to my cousin, yells out "Hey Beautiful" and proceeds to have a conversation as if NOTHING ever happened.
Yes. I need some payback.
PS: The hard drive he erased had emails from my father who had cancer at the time. He died. I lost the emails.
168. Nilbo said:
OK, Greenie's back out. The planets are back in alignment. And Torrie's out taco-browsing again. My life can resume.
169. Nilbo said:
Susie: on the back they could say "No. Really. Aw, come on. Really."
170. LadyBug said:
Susie (#164)
Yes. Absolutely.
I'm thinking...
FRONT: Johnny Depp is SO not gay.
BACK: I be Johnny Depp's bitch.
171. LadyBug said:
Nilbo, I mean it. I will CUT YOU.
172. Effie said:
Wow Muffy--that's some serious stuff, eh?! Unfortunately I'm not good with that kind of revenge....here's sending you some good vibes though to help you get there and to get him out of your life!
173. Nilbo said:
What? What did I say? I was only agreeing with you two. Cheeez whiz ...
174. Nilbo said:
Muffy: I'm an old man. I'm wise. Trust me. The best revenge against people like that is watching them grow small in your rear view mirror.
175. Susie said:
LadyBug, I so admire you for "calling out" these scoundrels who would try to diminish our fantasies of Johnny. CUT ON, sistah!
176. mighty! said:
muffy
kinda strangers on the train esque...
I would be happy to add him to any number of mailing lists that would endlessly spam him.....provide phone number as well and I can add him to all sorts of mailing lists...
you can find me at the linked blog..
177. Ali said:
Happy Birthday Dr. Johnny Fever! It's Heather Champ's birthday too... and tomorrow is, well, my birthday... basically meaning we're all a bunch of stubborn jackass Tauruses... Tauri? I don't know.
178. Susie said:
I'm outtie. I mean, I'm not outting myself, I'm still straight like Johnny, I'm just outta here.
179. LadyBug said:
Susie, I've already had to whip out my can of Whoop-Ass on Greenie over in your comments section, for the very same unacceptable behavior that our boy Nilbo is exhibiting here.
(Oh, and go back and read "unacceptable behavior" in the Supernanny voice. It's fun. Sounds like "unaseptibul buhhayvyuh.")
180. Muffy said:
It's not like I seek ways to torture him.I mean, I'm marrying the man of my dreams in 2 weeks and 5 days (get used to the daily count down dooce-heads).
I HAVE moved on. I just can't stand the idea that he can just walk up to members of my family and act as though he did nothing wrong. I mean, if he had said "How's Carol doing? I'm sorry things got so out of hand. I should have apologized for my wrongdoings".
No. He made his bed, didn't want to lie in it, and when the lies started to backlash, he put a proverbial ball gag on me.
The only way I want to see this guy in my rear view mirror is if he's lying in a pool of blood with GM Goodrich tire tracks on his head.
181. Strizznizzey said:
I can see chucks wang, what a ho bag.
182. Susie said:
Love it, LadyBug. Catcha later.
183. shelli said:
it's "chuck-a-licious!"
Hi Chuckster!
184. mighty! said:
Strizznizzey ???
what's wrong with dog cock??
seriously, what's wrong with cock in general??
185. Strizznizzey said:
So Muffy what your telling us is that your a jail bird?
186. Torrie said:
Muffy, I think Mighty's idea is good.
187. Nilbo said:
Totally with you, girls. I don't know what you mean about my behaviour, LadyBug. If you scroll and read carefully, nowhere do I say anything at all mean about your shared heart-throb. Honestly, this reading between the lines ... tsk tsk ...
188. Strizznizzey said:
Mighty, dude i'm on the phone
*wtf*
189. fifi said:
This comments section is weird. Do these people all know each other??? Or do they know Heather/Jon?
I admired Chuck. I was awestruck by the clean and tidy interior. That's all.
190. Muffy said:
I was HARDLY a jail bird.
It wasn't like "prison" with bars and stuff. I was in a "minimum offenders" facility. Kind of like summer camp, with a twist. But still, I lost a month of my life. And Mighty, I would say sure, I'll give you his e-mail, but I don't know what it is.
However,he is an "account executive" (la-de-da) for an occupational healthcare facility (mr. bigshot) and I was thinking of sending him some "non-plain-paper-packaging" gifties. From a remailing service, of course. Something like "Anal Trix Kit" or "Build your own Sheep". He plays it very "private" at work. Doesn't want anyone knowing his business. BUt i cant find the damn website that offered the service. HELP!
191. Torrie said:
Muffy, you are letting him win by thinking about him.
Just move on, forget about him, and enjoy your wedding festivities.
192. anonymous said:
Muffy, you sound like you must be a backwoods hillbilly or something- your life sounds like an episode of cops mixed with a white trash soap opera.
So, why are you sharing all of this really unappealing information about yourself?
193. Nilbo said:
What Torrie said. Get into a pissing match with a skunk, and everybody comes out smelling bad. And the skunk is still a skunk.
194. Torrie said:
Nilbo, you are a naughty cheater!
195. Muffy said:
Anonymous, we talk about poop, nipple hair and worst job experiences. I think this is in the scope.
Torrie, I'm thrilled about my upcoming nuptials. But what this guy did was so heinous, even my fiancee said if we run into him, I'm gonna have to bail him out.
As stated before, don't talk to my family, if you don't talk to me.
I WAS over the whole thing.
Last night I took two xanax and had to knock off before ER was even half over. My man totally understood.
ANd no,I'm far from whitetrash hillbilly. Got all my teeth and hate nascar.
I trusted someone and they burned me. Then they went to 10:15 mass. Hypocrisy.
196. Nilbo said:
Not above it, Torrie. But ... no. You lose.
197. Mollie said:
Muffy, I don't know you personally or anything, but I do think that Torrie is right. You don't want to join him down on his level.
Also, your ideas are now preserved right here on the internet and we all know (thanks to dooce) how dangerous that can be. If your ex ever found this, or someone who knows him found it and alerted him ... well, it wouldn't be good.
198. Muffy said:
Molly, My ex would neverlook here. He's too busy going to church and looking up swinger porn.
199. Holy Schmidt! said:
DId you correct them and tell them that you were a Shit Ass Ho Motherfucker?
I would have!
200. Nilbo said:
Well, there's a conversation stopper.
201. Annejelynn said:
what a frickin' CUTE DOGGIE!!!!
202. William Beem said:
The dog is fine, but I'm more impressed with the clean floor. I have two dogs and I can't keep my swiffer moving fast enough to collect all the fur flying off the beasts.
203. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Sssssh, I'm in a meeting now and should officially be payin' attention.
So, let's talk about genitalia!
204. Torrie said:
Monkey
205. Nilbo said:
Specifically, Bucky's genitalia ...
206. Nilbo said:
... alia ... alia ... alia ...
207. southern fried girl said:
Muffy,
I am going to take a different tack and say you need to bring this MF DOWN. I mean, we can be all mature and try to let it go and say that the energy used to fuck this guy is wasted and blah blah blah, but sometimes a fucker just has to pay, ya know?
I am going to think on this and if I come up with something really good, I will let you know.
Case in point, ex-bf cheated on me with 3 other girls. Two of the girls and myself all found out, dumped his ass and ended up getting him back by luring him up into a canyon under the guise of sex (he did not know two of us were along for the ride.) and ended up leaving him there naked with no ride home. I do not regret that for a MOMENT.
208. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Nilbo, I dare you to put on your hip waders and come say that to me.
Torrie, you've let the monkeys loose here again. I hope they're cheeky monkeys!
209. southern fried girl said:
Oh, and for the record, I do not think you are a white trash hillbilly either, Muffy. Whoever said that is just not nice.
210. Fanny said:
Bucky FE- please stop posting if you have nothing at all to say...thanks, from ALL of us.
211. sleepingmommy said:
Wassup, Ho Bag?
That is so my new opening line. I'm sure to make new friends and influence people with that as my icebreaker.
212. Steph said:
It's true! the dog match the kitchen
213. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
I've been spanked by Fanny?
Heapin' helpin' of irony, anyone?
214. Nilbo said:
Heeheee She got her ass chapped by a fanny!
215. Torrie said:
Bucky, please post even when you have nothing to say. Thanks from all of *US*.
216. Nilbo said:
When Bucky has nothing to say ... it's time to prepare for the Rapture. I'll bring lunch.
217. Annejelynn said:
Monkey? where?
218. JessicaRabbit said:
If we all waited to have something to say to post when would we ever post?
219. Nilbo said:
Lessee: I'm here. And Torrie. And Bucky. And Jessica.
Ah, crap, there goes the rest of my day.
220. Torrie said:
So Jess, what body part are we going to see today?
221. Brooklyn Julie said:
Chuck Fridays make my workday a little less stressful and chaotic. They're my Dooce "Moment of Zen". Thanks, Dooce!
222. erin said:
Hooray for Chuck Fridays!!! Just what I needed. :-) Have a great weekend, everyone!
223. Nilbo said:
Something that Bucky can't claim world-class status with ...?
224. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
This is sooo not what I'm supposed to be doin' right now.
Break out the lube.
225. Muffy said:
Thanks SFG...
The "get over it"s and "don't stoop to that level", a bit hackneyed, don't you think?
If he wanted to break up with me, fine, Im a big girl. But don't use me as your parents' basement cleaner/fish fileter/work-related data entrist while you boff a lawyer more suited to your pretty-donut family's liking.
I think i just needed a little venting and validation. I think I'm more pissed off at my cousin for NOT telling him to "fuck off". But she just read "Conversations with God", so she thinks she's all "above that". Actually, she was more interested in discussing how we could make her pseudo-boyfriend jealous.
Dontcha just love hypocrites?
226. Dave said:
You guys have freakishly clean floors.
227. Hunzer said:
A few weeks ago, I said "Hey Bitch!" when a girlfrien of mine answered the phone.
Problem is, it wasn't her. It was her MOM. Her Mom was babysitting so she could have a date with her husband.
When she got home, there was a note on the fridge...
"Hunzer from Minnesota called...me a bitch."
Oops.
228. southern fried girl said:
Hypocrites piss me right the fuck off.
On a whole other note, I have read several of the blogs of the commenters on the post and you all are some really great, funny, talented writers. What a cool bunch. :)
229. giggles said:
Ladybug - are you going to share how you made the link?
Muffy - I'm sorry about your ex-boyfriends hypocrisy. In the grand scheme of life, it will bite him in the end.
How are the wedding plans going? Do you have everything lined out and ready to go? I got a book of gifts/favors for guests the other day of other ideas, and thought it should be lots of fun planning for a wedding.
230. lawbrat said:
I was just reading the comments. Great Pic Heather! He is the coolest looking dog. I love his pictures.
Susie, OMG 42 comments already? I want to say: I WAS FIRST
That. Is. All.
231. Flanella Washington said:
I just want to stop in and said "hi" to all the daytime bloggers out their. I can't blog for long because I am still at work. Everone have a splindid day!
Flanella Jo
232. Muffy said:
Thanks giggles...
Actually, the wedding is taking place in Fabulous Las Vegas!
And you can all watch it LIVE AS IT HAPPENS!
vivalasvegas.com
May 18, 1:30 PACIFIC STANDARD TIME
Paul and I will be in the MAIN CHAPEL!
I'm good for favors. My bridesmaid made up these really cool refrigerator magnets.
We'll be having an early dinner with the guests at the Venetian (ooh-lala)..Followed by partying at Margaritaville. Boat drinks for all!
I hope you all come and watch it as it happens! Hopefully, I won't be hungover.
233. JessicaRabbit said:
Dont you hate it when your trying to be obnoxious in public and someone you dont even like calls you?
234. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Poor Jess...gotta make better use of that caller ID. Or answer with an accent "Meesiz Rabbit eez not home-a right now."
235. Mollie said:
Wow, Muffy. Sorry for my 'hackneyed' advice.
236. Fanny said:
Bucky FE - you win! Spanked by Fanny! Good one...
237. Strizznizzey said:
Hey guys I found Paris Hiltons Flickr site!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/57012298@N00/
238. giggles said:
Muffy: I will try to watch on May 18 - whoohee!!! That'd be awesome to witness.
My boyfriend has mentioned Las Vegas to me as a place to get married, but I don't think either of our families would care for it too much. You'll have to tell us all the stories of 'Sin City' when you get back, m'kay?
I'm making note of the link, day and time.... :-)
239. JessicaRabbit said:
Bucky, cordless phone is dead and I foolishly picked up the "real" phone, only to hear the voice of the blue light girl. ahhhhhhhh noooooooooo
240. JessicaRabbit said:
Torrie, what body part do you want to see today?
Lawbrat hey lady how you doing today?
Nilbo, glad to see your still with us as well!
241. LadyBug said:
Just catching up...
So, Bucky got spanked by Fanny, who was, apparently, talking out of her, um, _fanny._
And Muffy's ex-boyfriend is an S.O.B.
Did I miss anything?
242. kimmieindallas said:
Comeon people. Doesn't anyone else think this looks like Heather?
http://www.nbc.com/Revelations/photo/37.shtml#photo
http://www.nbc.com/Revelations/bios/Natascha_McElhone.shtml
It's heather as a nun!
243. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Ack, sorry! I tell ya, answering the phone with an unplaceable accent can help you out of those sitatuations.
I used to work with a chap from China, and whenever someone would ask him to do a particularly distasteful job, he'd pipe up with "No speak-a English!"
(which, by the way, he spoke better than many for whom English is a first language)
244. cloudy said:
I love him so so so so so so much.
245. lawbrat said:
Im am all good Jessica. I want to see the net thingy. I so want one of those! Very, very, very sexy. I sent my ex to your site Jessica, I could hear him drooling over the phone!
246. Muffy said:
Actually, giggles, my mom suggested it! In fact, my sister was married (second marriage - she's special like that)at the same chapel, BY ELVIS, my one brother was married in Vegas, BY ELVIS, we'll be married in LV, BY ELVIS, and we're going to make my other brother and his wife re-take their vows in front of ELVIS..
My mom's claims to fame:
1: Calls bingo without a microphone
2: All her children were married by Elvis.
247. JessicaRabbit said:
Lawbrat haha, I will post a link to where I buy all that stuff from.
My guy posted his hiney on his site today. He has a walnut crackin ass.
248. POKEY said:
Flanella, is it really you?
Flanella, I'M HUNG LIKE A HORSE.
FLANELLLLLLAAAAAAAAA!
249. JessicaRabbit said:
Oh and I totally showed him all the boobage when he got home from work last night. He was very very amused.
Bucky, I had Nick come in the room and loudly ask me to help him with lunch in an annoyed fashion heh.
250. LadyBug said:
Oh, and *giggles* (#229):
I was _so_ hoping someone would ask me how I did that, so I can pretend to be a techie geek, as opposed to my normal, I don't know shit about this, I just accidentally figured this out, self.
[And to prove that I am a geek, though not really a _techie_ geek I offer the following proof: I actually put a Post-It note on my monitor so I'd remember how to do that next time.]
Okay! Linky-link techie mumbo-jumbo:
{Quote}words you want displayed{end quote}:{URL}
Let's see if I've got it right:
"LadyBug":http://ladybug4791.tripod.com/ladybug/
251. Strizznizzey said:
Kimmie have you just umlocked the secret of dooce?
252. lawbrat said:
Im so going to check out the walnut cracking ass!
We've all seen your horse-like hungness Pokey, its a bit stubby.
253. Anon said:
Let's see ...
1. Muffy's a die-hard smoker.
2. Muffy is getting married by Elvis.
3. Muffy thinks that revenge of the 'send him sex toys' type is good stuff.
4. Muffy's mom is a bingo caller.
And you say you're NOT white trash?
254. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Jess, ha, that's always a good plan. Jim is good with the "BITCH! WHERE'S MY DINNER!" growl when I'm not happy on the phone.
LadyBug, you geeeeeenius!
255. kalki said:
"kalki":http://www.lineweaver.org/klog
256. kalki said:
Cool, it worked. Thanks, LB.
I know how to do *bold* but what about italics?
257. Torrie said:
Jess, all of your parts are good. I'm not picky.
258. LadyBug said:
underscore makes _pretty italics_
259. LadyBug said:
Bucky: You flatter. No, not a genius...more of a...umm...
well, maybe *genius* _is_ fitting.
260. Muffy said:
My mom's a bingo-caller for her freaking CHURCH! She lives in a 250,000 dollar condo.
Elvis beats a priest any day (As i know LOTS AND LOTS of people who were married in CATHOLIC churches by PRIESTS, are now....DIVORCED!)
A lot of people smoke. That doesn't make us white trash.
At least I don't hide behind ANON.
I've posted my name and email address..Unlike you.
261. anonymous said:
OMG, Anon, I am so with you.
Muffy, you have fully proved y