Is there really anything worse than "old-man-ass"?
Imagine 2 large, white, prunes stuck together. With legs.

Just sayin' ... one day, that's what George Michael's fabled ass will look like.

jumping on the coskel/whfopera bandwagon:

ya, how do you guys know what theme and all that jazz?

On SPD themes, I generally get the heads-up from Home Detention Lady. I have no idea from whence the themes generate.

Nilbo, I saw what you said. Spiked rolling pin is all I'm sayin'.

Thanks a million. I've been wondering about the theme since I never see it on spd.com.

St. Jon of the Furrowed Brow.

And Muffy, dont dis Peaches...

"What else is in the teaches of peaches? Like sex on the beaches, uh, what..."

Saint Plum of the Perpetual Doily!

Millions of peaches, peaches for free...

Going home, hooray! Later folks!

Like they didn't already know I was a dirty boy.

Bucky ... I'll go along with the spiked rolling pin, but dang ... won't that hurt you just a bit? Or, you know, maybe there's more clearance than I'd expect ...

Ah, yes.

Thank you Leaf Girl.

No ... it was the guy who said he lost his watch in there. And his car keys. And his car.

Pokey tends to stretch you out...

When you go in for a d-n-c and they call for a backhoe ... may be time to ask the doc for a couple of stitches, is all I'm sayin'

damn trolls. somebody just pretended to be johnny depp, and outed himself. johnny depp is SO not gay.

No way is Johnny Depp gay. Pfft. We all see him dating beautiful women. Couln't possibly be gay. I mean, just watch "Pirates of the Caribbean". I ask you, is that man ... OK, bad example. Still, I'm pretty sure he's ... umm ... look, it's not that there's anything WRONG with that, is there?

Nilbo, I'm gonna have to ask you to STEP OFF my man Johnny Depp.

And I _loved_ him in Pirates of the Caribbean, even if he was wearing more makeup than Tammy Faye.

LadyBug, I don't think there will be a reveal. I know I can't remember everywhere I went as an imposter.
Nilbo, there's something wrong with him being gay because my little mental scenarios don't work anymore if he's gay. Although I did adore the pirate.

Oh Johnny is so not gay, and if he is, I would say this is once case where us ladies could make him change his mind, so to speak.

Either that or he would just get raped stupid.

Oh and I have to add, given that I am called Elvira by people constantly, I am so hurt that she stopped by Buckys place and not mine. Just cause I have my former identity up doesnt mean I look like that now. I think we all know I look like death warmed over on a good day...

There are celebrities at your place, Jess. More fodder for the Strawberry Shortcake Blog Rumble.

No, I'm sure you guys are right. No chance he's gay. Nope. Nosir. Pas de chance.

So, would you all quit fixating on it?

Bucky, I have noticed some suspicious activity round my ass wood and yours. I see your attempt at torturing me today, and I can only say, woman. You will get yours!

Jessica, maybe more celebrities would stop by your blog if you posted another boob shot...
I'm just saying...

That's what Torrie did today, and I'm sure it helped ...

Torrie well I would, but I just sent them in to the shop. Lefty, or Thelma as I like to call her, was getting alittle sassy. Righty, or Louise, is a tad lonley I must say.

Your boob shot, Torrie .. did that help with celeb traffic?

Things are not always as they seem, Torrie. Or, that's what I've heard.

OO00oooo00oooo horsie

Well, THIS is.

I'm clever, Torrie. And I know you in the biblical sense.

Hey Pokey, my husband will be at the hospital ALL NIGHT.
Wanna come over and study "biology"?

Torrie, how easily you forgive the philandering Pokey.

You are swayed by the power of Horse Dick.

God I love this site.

Swayed by the power of horse dick?

Now that is something I need to be saying every day.

Every. Day.

I'm thinkin' new tattoo there.
Everyone should have a motto inked on their ass.

Mine says: Dry clean only.

Bucky, see now I only have one on my tits, it says, These are not my eyes.

Jess, if that's in fine print, somebody's a-gonna git smothered.

Nilbo, if it's winkin' -- which side are ya lookin' at, boy?

Jess! You let Nilbo out of your titty vice _this very instant_ young lady.
This is blatant misuse of your CCW license.

Bucky, now I only smothered that one person. Dont get me a bad rep. going on.

And sometimes they do wink. And do alittle dance.

Torrie, just don't stand too close. Look at what happened to poor, poor Nilbo.

Look, rigor mortis has already started to set in!

Wait, I think Nilbo's alive!
He seems to be gesturing for something...sign language...

What, Nilbo? Lotion?

Torrie, I took your advice and posted some more pictures. Maybe now I will get the respect I deserve.

Is it totally sick for me to be obsessed with my own boobs?

Notice how the room cleared for like 5 minutes while everybody went boobie lookin'!

You people are _sick_ just sick.

Here's me doing what I say I don't like people doing, namely sending "fans" from one site to another. However, having seen glimpses of your heart, Heather, I'm thinking you won't mind this one too much.

Relatively new commenter Fraulein Von Krankipantzen began chemo last week for breast cancer. And she's feeling poorly. Comments lift her spirits. She says so.

She's Stacey, and she's a really lovely person.

http://krankipantzen.blogspot.com

Jessica, they're spectacular. Of course you should be obsessed with them.

I was wondering why I was left all alone, just me and Thelma and Louise here.

There isnt much that makes me any different from anyone else here, cept my blue hair.

Torrie ahh its never to late for that, trust me.

Bucky, your so funny. You people? hahahahahaa

Ya think maybe I shoulda read what was going on before I posted #391? Sorry, good message, bad timing, perhaps.

Oh, Susie, you're always welcome to spread a little decency amongst the glittering smut.

jessica, I don't wear bras either.
My friend says "it's like your breasts just don't believe in gravity." People think I have implants.
Sometimes I catch my self playing with them.
We are lucky.

Oh, wait. You do wear bras, right?
The only time I wear them is for "fun".

Bucky, yours are called, "Isaac" and "Newton," right?

Don't worry. There are MANY pictures of my boobs. I'm sure one will find its way to you one day.

Susie - I think you've just designed my next tattoos!

Jess, the children's dept? At Target? That is so wrong on so many levels. Do they stock that stuff at all the stores? I'm just askin, you know, for a _friend_

Torrie - yeah, if you're obsessed with 'em, ante up on the blog. You know they wanna greet the world. I know Nilbo would want you to, if he can ever recover from the near smothering.

Bucky, your tits are on a poster for children about gravity? Now why didnt we have that sorta education in my school, things would of been alot more fun.

Torrie, oddly enough, Jessica's e-mail address is the same as mine. One of those quirks of the internet. So, like, if you're sending her a picture, all you have to do is click on my address.

Ahh, Susie: thank you. but ... I knew that all along. I was just waiting for the world to find out.

Nilbo, is that why I keep getting all those crazy emails? Clown porn huh? who knew...

I thought this was where one was to post comments about Dooce's blog/photo but it appears I've stumbled into some chatroom

Don't feel bad, Bucky. Gravity is kind to no one. I used to have broad shoulders and a narrow waist. Now it's like everything is just ... sinking. By the time I'm eighty I'll have calves the size of Vermont.

I WAS OFF TAKING PICTURES OF MY HOOTERS!
GOOD CALL BUCKY!

Torrie, I see all...

Nilbo, I mean YOU are the hunka hunka burnin' love takin' a turn on the pole.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Torrie wooohoooo!!!

Bucky I think I have to be disqualified from this game. And I had quite the trunk of costumes and theme sets I must say...

Nilbo: the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire...

My dance: I would dress in crotchless tin foil apparel, with as much boob shelfage as such a substance could provide, and my music would be Tom Jones' "It's Not Unusual." I would come out in my peekaboo tin foil, carrying two skillets, and do an interpretive dance that would make yer pancakes bubble.

Think a silver funnel on my head would be a bit over the top?

(... as a tribute to the Tin Woody, of course)

I'd be the Tin Skillet Biatch.

I feel like Jeopardy music should be playing while we all wait around for Torries boobs.

I'm startin' to think that maybe it would be safer to switch from tin foil to processed American cheese.

Whatta y'all think?

That is the only real bra I own. No kidding. Give me your email addresses and I'll send you the one without the bra.

Oh, my god, there's a man on TV right now with a unibrow that's so pronounced it seriously looks like _a bat landed on his forhead_

I'm a little freaked out.

Jessica, stop teasing me. Especially when my husband is going to be at the hospital ALL NIGHT.

Bucky, whoa baby calm down. Step away from the tv. Just turn away and look at Torries boobs. Your going to be ok. Its alright.

Nilbo99@hotmail.com ... you know, if that's not inappropriate. Or even if it is.

I'd do yez all. That would be .. let's see ... the best nine minutes of my life.

Let's all guess how many hands Nilbo is using to type tonight.

I am _so_ not readin' this out loud to Jim.

I think Nilbo has a bit of a harem, or boobie posse going on for himself tonight.

No hands at all, Bucky, darlin' ... took a while to develop the accuracy - and learn how to not hit five keys at once ... but it's paid off.

Torrie, lets see, Il to NY. And my boyfriend is sick and grumpy. Ill be there in 4 hours mmmkay?

Jessica, don't forget the lotion.

Torrie you want the chocolate, the cotten candy, the sugar cookie or the frosting scented body butter?

I am totally armed with lotion im saying.

Man, Torrie ... just ... wow. Gorgeous. The pictures AND the subject.

Some were just born to be titty magnets, Jess...

Jessica who else's breats are in your in box?

Now that's just gorgeous, Torrie ... just gorgeous

Thanks Nilbo.
I'm bored a lot.

I tell ya, it's art ...

Hey, Bucky ...? You're sexy as hell. So pffft.

Bucky, I think you're sexy too.
There's nothing sexier than a funny bitch in assless chaps.

_adds new line to resume_

I totally want to meet you bitches.

No idea who we're talking about doing, but I'm in.

It was me, Dr. Fever. Be gentle.

Were talking about me and Torrie and Bucky in a boobie throw down.

I got the twister mat.

Ow, at my age, we don't like to use "throw down" in conjunction with our tits, 'kay?

Dr. J, your webbed toes could provide a whole new perspective on the quandary.

I'm all about healing.

You guys are so good for an old bag's ego. I'm gonna go do some Geritol body shots while I still feel spry. Back in a few.

_shuffles out_

Gimmee a break .. after the boobie pics I needed a smoke

... and I shoulda.

I still have my wet tshirt on.

and by your I meant you're or you are but WTF I dont have to type that shit right if I dont want to so sucks my tits.

Well, OK, but just for a little while.

Strizz, you want in on the action?

Bye Nilbo. It was fun.

Yeah, lotsa laughs ... hugs n kisses all around ...

Yeah its pretty much all dry now though, white school girl cotten does that.

Torrie, that was fast! But I think you burned the motor out on that thing.

Stop!
You're just killing me gurl....
Wet tshirt + School girl outfit??
For shame I tell you

I have little shame. Very very little. Atom sized shame. Trust me on this. Im bad.

Torrie I keep going back to your site and staring at your boobs. Thought you should know.

Same here Jessica, same here.

Me, Jessica is hotter than Britney any day of the week.

Click on Jessica's name and you will see what I'm talking about.

Torrie ahh your just saying that cause I dont have scabies from my dirt ball hubby and I wear shoes in public restrooms hah.

But thanks!

And you pretty fine too there Miss Torrie. ;-)
Boobies et al

Awww, thanks Jess, that was sweet! My vericose veins are smilin' at ya.

p.s. i think i'm in love with stephenie on survivor. she's, like, the perfect chic. they best not hurt my girl!

Two words: macrame swing.

Lawbrat well thank you, were posting boobs tonight, care to join in? Torrie totally started it. I for once and so very very innocent.

Guuuuurl,the lightning's for YOU this time!

Bucky, why? just cause Im trying to get girls to take off their shirts? What is wrong with that??

No, no, Jess, we'd expect that from you. I was referring to the whole "I'm totally innocent in all this" line you were tryin' to run.

Did I hear mention of boobie pictures?

Oh Striz, I should have guessed you would be in here!

All my programs are on...IM away :)

Are you going to try to convince me to take my shirt off too?

Absolutely!

Kristine, why a nice girl like me? Try to convince you to take off your shirt? No no no.

Is it feeling a little warm and stuffy where you are? Feeling, restricted perhaps? Not as comfortable as you could be...

Yay! More Boobies!!
Yes, they do deserve respect-such fine upstanding citizens(for the most part)- and thus the capital B.
Bucky...did i tell you you're one hot momma, yet?

Lawbrat - You weren't kidding...PEER PRESSURE!

Torrie...you might just be evil!!

balloon knot

Raz, your right. She is lovely. Her hair is fantastic and she has a wonderful complexion. Maybe I need to start watching tv sometimes.

ok, its so not working! I get get it to go :-(

lawbrat, the image source file says "desktop.ini" and not an image file?

oh no.

I can but a box that says 'me' on it too and say that I posted a picture of the girls.

Hmmm, that might work.

Me neither.

Jessica!! LOL!!! OMG!! that was funny!!

Kristine, whaaaa? So not a joke. Boobie pics are much appreciate around here, hehehehheee. :)

I haven't seen any new boobies in at least an hour.
Come on people!

well, typing and talking on the phone doesnt work well

"talking on the phone"

Is that what the kids are callin' it these days?

Bucky, no we call it taming the monkey or bucking the pink pope.

Torrie, you got great boobies! You and Jess's are all perky and shit
Mine suck!
Still trying though.
Not to suck my own boobies, but to post a pic....

scrubbin' the nubbin

Torrie, its sorta, naked but ill post it for you, since your lonley and all.

Jessica I can't wait.

Between waiting for your ass and lawbrat's boobs, I'm on the edge of my seat.

Hmm...It's gone kinda quiet in here...
Is everyone lookin for Jess's hiney?

I know im looking for it. I think my picture cd was with some music cds I loaned out last night. Hahahahaha.

OK! I kinda did it, but not so much!! LMAO!

Lawbrat, that is one large picture!
I see nipple!

I KNOW!! I need to try to make it smaller

Ahh my source came through, I now have a picture of my own ass again.