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1. Marcia said:
He's Hot! Lucky you
2. danni said:
I've refreshed three times and still no comment?
3. Anne Smith said:
Woooo hoooo! First!
4. LeafGirl77 said:
He looks like he's puzzled. Why?
5. danni said:
There you go
6. k rain said:
Fuzzy Jonothan. Sharp building thing-a-ma-jigger top.
7. LeafGirl77 said:
..pensive maybe....
8. lawbrat said:
5 o'clock shadow, huh? kinda nice looking.
9. liz said:
ooh yeah, top ten...by the way, keep wondering if it's pronounced lee-ta or lay-ta (that's my british phonetic spelling)
10. Sarah said:
hi!
11. WinInc said:
wholy crap!!! less than 10 comments... it must be early......
12. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
When you say it like that..."Jonathan"...kinda sounds like Jonathan might be in trouble.
Like "Jonathan...why is the dog covered in clothespins?"
13. ieatcrayonz said:
I was wondering why he was hiding behind your self portrait the other day. Camera shy?
14. Muffy said:
Leafgirl...I'm sure Jonathon gets a puzzled look on his face all the time. I bet he actually "gets" puzzled looks as well.
15. Marcia said:
Liz #9
"Leta rhymes with pita, Rita, dorit-ah. Leta does NOT rhyme with jetta, meta, or vendetta."
16. Ana said:
cool view.
17. CanadianAmy said:
When did Dooce visit the Taj Mahal?
18. VDOprincess said:
Duuuuude...he totally looks like Clive Owen in that picture, and that is just reallyreally hot. Lucky you!
19. Wicked H said:
Scrumptious even semi-bearded.
You're a lucky woman Dooce!
20. jess said:
Clive Owen is very hot.... hotter in Sin City than in Closer, in my opinion.
Also, in my opinion, Nicole Kidman is NOT hot. She's starting to look like an alien.
21. petite said:
it feels wrong, looking at him and hearing your words 'terrifically hard, terribly hard' echoing in my head...
;-)
22. Kristen said:
I like the look of the five o'clock shadow. What is that building behind him?
23. beachgal said:
woo hoo! scrumptious Jon!
24. Muffy said:
I noticed how its mostly women commenting on Jonathon's picture. Like the men are thinking, "uh, I can't comment about this...everyone will think I'm a total pillow biter"
Oh...and Ellen Barkin is OFFICIALLY off my "list of five" (I'm a straight female, btw...something about E.B. in "Switch" just really did it for me).
Saw her on Conan last night...
Loved ya in the Big Easy, El, but man, time has not been kind.
25. Ryan said:
Am I the only one that noticed the Google ad beneath the photo that read as follows:
Homocon - Gay Republican
Not all Gay Men are Liberal Check out this new Blog
26. Courtney said:
How does it feel to know that half of the women on the Intrawebs have a crush on your hubby? You're a lucky woman, Dooce.
27. Alisha said:
scrumptious un-bearded armstrong
28. Jennifer said:
Wow!
29. minxlj said:
ooh moody and thoughful pic!
30. honeybunny said:
woah! top 30??
that's a pretty cool picture.
31. Strizznizzey said:
He looks tired Heather.
32. becaru said:
I agree with Jess, Nicole Kidman is a great actress, but she weirds me out lately.
33. Susie said:
Looks like an album cover. Does he sing, too?
34. sleepingmommy said:
someone else totally pointed out the google ad for "Homocon" but seriously that is hilarious.
Heather you need to point this out to your adorable hubby.
35. sleepingmommy said:
I just cringed. I said "hubby." To Heather. About Jon. Why do I have a feeling that is so uncool in doocedom.
hehe. I said dooce-dumb.
36. minxlj said:
The 'Present for Dooce' project is getting off the ground - take a look at http://dooce.migrantroo.com/viewtopic.php?t=40
37. TulsaOkie said:
So deep in thought and oh so cute (if you don't mind me saying that). Love the scruffy-ness too.
38. squirll said:
funny thing, when there are no comments squirll is more productive at work... but very bored.
39. Annabelle said:
My husband is hotter.
The landscape of Utah, however, is interesting. There is the top of some kind of church or at least the dome of a building that exhibits interesting architecture, but in the foreground, a boxy, boring example of modern American municipality.
40. Muffy said:
Nicole Kidman. (shivers)
Ever since I saw her in Eyes Wide Shut...i hate her.
The acting in that movie was horrendous and Tom Cruise's character DIDNT EVEN GET HIS DICK WET!
It was Kidman's attempt at saying to the world "Look at him. I fuck him. You don't. I'm Nicole Kidman. That's right. I. Fuck. Tom. Cruise."
Im the muff. I. Don't. Watch. Your. Movies. Anymore.
41. Strizznizzey said:
Isn't Tom Cruise gay? he's from my hometown ya know. Booyacka.
42. jules said:
a funny shot would have been from the other angle so the dome of the building in the back would have looked like a Yarmulka on top of his head.
43. mrtl said:
Is he growing back his beard? He looks a little fuzzy.
44. Nilbo said:
I used to adore Nicole Kidman, but man, her forehead is just growing exponentially. I still think she's a great actress, but she's a lil too wiry now for my taste. Still, I wouldn't kick her out of the sack. And that forehead would be a great surface to tack on a picture of Bucky ...
45. honestyrain said:
excellent photograph.
46. Poo said:
http://www.abc.net.au/rn/talks/lm/default.htm
Click the audiostream and go to about 25 mins into the show.
47. Jen in Boston said:
He looks like he's lost and looking at a map for directions.
48. Heidi said:
Hotness!
49. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Nilbo, honey, whose picture are you gonna tack on _my_ forehead tonight?
Please, please, please, not Ernest Borgnine again.
50. mde said:
What a hottie!
51. Charles said:
I dig those shades ;)
52. Mike Beziat said:
OK OK, he's a cute dude. Happy?
/totally not a pillow biter
53. Underblog said:
I want to know what precisely was "terrifably hard."
54. southern fried girl said:
Looks like I either got a late start or y'all are just super early today. Anyway, good morning and what a cool picture. Very handsome hubby!!!
55. texas girl said:
does everyone know eachother here?
56. Miss Kimberley said:
Indeed, he is a cutie pants. Where the hell we're ya'll?
57. Nilbo said:
What? In his McHale's Navy days, the man was HOT!
Fine, fine. Don Rickles it is ...
58. dänika said:
like the shades.
the dome seems so out of place.
59. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Nilbo, I'll be Don Rickles if you be Phyllis Diller.
Now THAT is some red-hot mattress mambo.
60. Katherine said:
Top 100! ;)
61. tx grl said:
i'll tell you whats wrong with N kidman. she's going through this extremely tight ponytail phase and her hair is the exact color of her face
62. Holly said:
Jonathan is SO much better when it's spelled without the "h". All the cool Jonathans have no "h" -- like Jon Stewart and Jonathan Swift and Jonathan Rhys Meyers. But then my theory sort of falls apart when we get to Jon Bon Jovi and ...uh....Jon Knight from NKOTB?
Perhaps this warrants further research.
63. Salena said:
Jon - HOT
Nicole Kidman - Sooooo NOT
Although, just saw "The Interpreter" and now I think Sean Penn is actually HOT.
Also, the other day someone mentioned Heather looks like Carrie Ann Moss. Nah - I think Heather looks like Natascha McElhone.
By the way....
Heather - HOT (and no, I'm not gay!)
64. Dr. Johnny Fever said:
Are The Wiggles also among your favorite Aussies?
65. Muffy said:
Holly, I think you meant Jonathon Rhys Davies..i think. I may be the one needing research.
I loved it when he said in IJ and the Lost Ark..."Indie! I'm so pleased you're not dead!"....
I crack up every time.
66. Nilbo said:
Thank you, Bucky, for firmly planting the image of Don Rickles and Phyllis Diller making the beast with two backs in everybody's head. Please pass the bleach.
67. Holly said:
No, no, I definitely meant Jonathan Rhys Meyers. He was hot-but-mean George Osborne in Vanity Fair. Rrrrrrrrrrr.
68. Mary said:
Wow, both are you are hotties. Is that a government building and behind it a church of some kind?
Great picture Heather. ^_^
69. kim from bremen said:
so much better without the beard (if you ask me..) -- spring-trim?
70. Muffy said:
Holly, the scary thing is, most people on this board probably think do DID mean Rhys-Davies...
They know about MY fascination with William H. Macy. Not as bad as Don Rickles, but still, just as weird. But Ellen Barken can't join our menage a trois anymore. She's out of the club.
71. Muffy said:
Actually, that dome looks pretty nipple-rific (twiddles nipple at desk. Noones looking anyway)
72. CanadianAmy said:
For an examination of how Nicole Kidman has gone from stunning redhead to alien check this out:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005432.html
73. kilowatthour said:
It looks like the building in the background has a bunch of O's on top of it. Like it's peeking its head up and saying, "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."
74. The Lady Is Rotten said:
Wait. You've got to be KIDDING me. There's a DOOCE forum? Wow. Bee-jeezus. That's quite a little entourage you've got going on there, Dooce/Heather. Very cute. Do they fan you with feathers when you're hot?
And - oh yeah, sexy husband and pretty pointy toppy-thing in the background!
By the way, first time poster....But I LOVE your blog.
75. Mari said:
If I'm not mistaken, the dome you see in the pic is the top of the Greek Orthodox Church. The hideous low-lying bldg behind Jon replaced these lovely little homes that used to house railroad workers. Wayne Court was quite a cool little street with a community of gay men and transvestites. The Greek Orthodox Church elected to tear the homes down down, despite protests from historic preservationists, and built the monstrosity that you see hehind Jon.
76. Holly said:
And the building in the foreground is just standing there saying " I.. I... I..."
Damn solipsistic building.
77. another salt lake heather said:
The buildings behind Jon are the Hellenic Cultural Center and the Holy Trinity Greek Orthodox Cathedral.
78. minxlj said:
"The Lady is Rotten" - yep, there's an unofficial Dooce Forum, for Doocelings to congregate without hogging the bandwidth here!
We also have a 'Present for Dooce' project underway...see
http://dooce.migrantroo.com
79. Muffy said:
Amen.
80. RazDreams said:
i bet you had a _lot_ of fun on Date Night with that hottie of a hubbie. ;)
81. CanadianAmy said:
Muffy, I loved Ellen B. in "Sea of Love". But yer right, now she looks witchy poo.
82. Amy S said:
My sons name is Jonathan.
Not that it matters at allll.
83. LadyBug said:
I'm still trying to figure out what Jon is so puzzled/frustrated/impatient about. (I can't quite pinpoint _which_ emotion it is.)
84. me now said:
I think he's looking at his wallet or his camera, taking pictures of exactly the same things D just did. Mine does that, too.
85. Torrie said:
TOM CRUISE AND KATIE HOLMES ARE DATING!
WTF?
86. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
LadyBug, that's the "You told WHO about my underwear?" face on Jon.
87. August95 said:
Looks kind of like the party of five guy right now. Cute Jon.
88. me now said:
Or, No, it's not.
Made ya look.
89. spoonleg said:
There's gotta be a good six-inch height difference between those two.
I saw Katie Holmes once, she came to my college to visit her fucktard boyfriend, Chris Klein, who also went to my college.
How cool am I? Not very? Oh, well.
90. giggles said:
I'm trying to listen for the article of Heather on ABC Radio National - I've listened to the first hour and now am thirty minutues into the second hour but haven't heard it. Can anyone pinpoint the timeframe for me? Thanks.
91. Torrie said:
Giggles it's 25 minutes into the first hour.
92. Torrie said:
Spoony, you are SUPER cool.
93. Annabelle said:
I am intrigued by the Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise thing. I too thought Chris Klein was a fucktard. I thought he wasn't cute and he looked like he had bad breath or something. So Tom Cruise is definitely an improvement- sort of- but I swear I look at her and I just think, long legged puppy dog. The girl is a puppy dog.
94. Michelle Brady said:
Love this picture. I bet the fact that you have such a handsome husband just makes your head swell up with pride every time you look at him.
95. Torrie said:
It was even confirmed by their publicists.
96. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Torrie, I'd be so lost without your celebrity updates.
Who's the boss?
97. Torrie said:
YOU'RE THE BOSS!
98. tx grl said:
whats the age difference btwn them im wonderin
99. RazDreams said:
torrie/anyone: do you have the link to the audio of heather's interview? thx!
100. Torrie said:
http://www.abc.net.au/rn/talks/lm/
It is almost exactly 25 minutes into the first hour.
Time to walk the pooper...
101. greenthumb said:
Cock of the morning to you all....Nice pic. I'm with Susie (on almost everything it seems)album cover material.
102. LeafGirl77 said:
I don't know what it is, but the idea of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes together gives me a NO feeling.
Ick.
103. MrHappyGoLucky said:
Book-fucking-mobile.
104. giggles said:
Okay - I was listening to yesterday's show - duh. Thanks Torrie.
105. La Pix said:
You have a tower named Jonathan in SLC? We have one called Custom House in Beantown. Much less exciting.
Nice warm/cool color scheme. Western light has a certain quality to it... the feel of this photo reminds me of one of many movies about LA. Not that LA has the market cornered or anything. Too bad they don't make more movies in Utah, Arizona and New Mexico, though I guess Nevada has seen a big upswing in the past few years with all the TV shows in Lost Wages.
I miss the West.
106. Susie said:
hi, greenie, with me is a good place to be:)
107. southern fried girl said:
Age difference between Joey from the Creek and Tom "I'm not gay - just into Scientology" Cruise is 16 years - she is 26, he is 42 I believe. Can you say mid life crisis? What exactly does she see other than the constant trips to the dentist for teeth bleaching?
108. greenthumb said:
no place I'd rather be
109. Chez said:
Great interview on ABC Life Matters!
Kate was an excellent interviewer and I especially liked how she didn't pounce on the bad things that can happen while blogging but the good things. So unusual in media!
110. greenthumb said:
My dad and stepmom are 15 years apart and they are perfect together. She's only 10 years older than me and the best mom ever. IT CAN HAPPEN, but I highly doubt this one, but hey, I'm just sayin.
111. southern fried girl said:
Torrie, how cute that you also call your dog the pooper. I have called my lump of dog love that almost from day one. What is sad is that he responds to it. Poor clueless darling.
112. Strizznizzey said:
How the fuck can an attractive, albiet it short, rich movie star super stud gazzilionaire have a crisis about?
Not having accomplished his life dream? Having a fat wife nagging at him to take the trash out? The boring life that involves jet setting and having sex with super young and curvy lads/lassies.
Poor Tom.
113. greenthumb said:
WAIT...that's what I call my fourlegged beauty...Pooper.
LOL!!! and I thought we were original. She also responds to that name.
114. kristine said:
I got up early this morning and looked at this picture and thought, 'too blurry.' thinking I needed to have a cup of coffee.
Checked it again. Nope, he's still blurry.
Good Friday Eve everyone.
115. red said:
he's so scrumtious. you guys are such an awesome looking couple!
116. red said:
^p
117. spoonleg said:
Actually, come to think of it, Chris Klein was surprisingly short as well. MUCH shorter than she is. He was kinda small and dweeby in person. She must have a thing for little people.
118. tx grl said:
oh im not saying it cant (my boyfriend is 20 yrs older:0)
119. Holy Schmidt! said:
Jon is good for licking, much like Luke on The Gilmore Girls.
Scrum-diddly-umptious!
120. Miss Kimberley said:
Little People are HOT
121. Muffy said:
My fiancee had a midget come on to him once. He LOVES midgets, but in that he wants a mini-me to be his butler, not a drunk, scantily clad she-dwarf dry humping his leg at the bar. Now that's "not hot" (TM- Patent pending)
122. giggles said:
Muffy: Thanks for the laugh.
Anything 'anti-Paris' is "A Good Thing"
123. Torrie said:
Hey Susie, first Rosie on your blog, now "Donald Trump" on my blog.
The celebrities, they are everywhere.
124. Susie said:
I know, I ran into Michael Jackson's scary white ass in a couple of places. Lotta sexy people have been to my place. And Nilbo, too.
It's celeb de-lurking day.
125. POKEY said:
Oh, no one told me.
I'm a celebrity. THIS is more famous than Donald Trump('s).
126. RazDreams said:
two things: (1) i'm listening to heather right now, and she sounds so professional, but then i heard that southern twang when she said that she'd encourage leta to open her own public site eventually to "take it out on me if she WONTS TO." it was so _*cute!*_ :-)
and (2) i saw rosie o'donnell on leno last night and i was SO HOPING she'd tell jay that he had booty flies.
127. whfropera said:
i wish she ahd told leno that too - all day yesterday I would crack up to myself and say "booty flies" - I even said it on the air last night, but no one got the joke.
Muffy - you just totally scared me - dry humping? I keep thinking of BFE's bad dog, Snickers now with a womans face on him...
128. Muffy said:
Yea, dry humping...
He thought it was cool at first when she was just doing a little strip tease ON the bar. He's like:
"Okay, I'm sitting at the bar, getting drunk, and there's a MIDGET stripping in front of me! Am i dead?"
And I guess this midget liked him, Kim her name was, and she just started to wrestle and grind on him... He was totally freaked.
129. mish said:
mental illness aside, you have a great life - at least what you let us see of it. You sound so positive most of the time. The only time I feel like writing is when I am close to giving up. Through you I learned that writing when you are happy means a lot also. Thanks.
130. Torrie said:
I can't leave a comment on my own fucking blog.
I would seriously party with all you bitches.
131. southern fried girl said:
Right back at ya, Torrie. Especially if you bring that adorable dog with that little face that I could eat. :)
132. suburban misfit said:
It doesn't sound like Heather says "terrifably". It sounds normal! Yay for phone interviews on the radio!
Very good interview. I really like the guy...my short-term memory isn't the best...can't remember his name.
Ah well.
133. naralius said:
what is Jon looking at in that pic? he lookes a little disturbed, as if he had lost his car keys or something
134. LeafGirl77 said:
I also liked the interview. Forgot to listen for the "terrifably" though.
Oh well.
135. GraceD said:
Heather, congratulations on getting the dooce on the barby.
Ladies and gentlemen of the comments section, here's the link to the Aussie interview:
http://www.abc.net.au/rn/talks/lm/
Again, bravo to you, Heather. You are always a joy.
136. lawbrat said:
Awwww Thanks Torrie!! It sucks that you cant comment on YOUR OWN BLOG!
WTF!!
137. Flanella Washington said:
I want to thank Susie and Torrie for welcoming me to your web site last night. I will enjoy conversating with you when I have more time. I stay very very busy but I will try to find the time to converse on this blog. Marcus say hello to everbody.
Flanella Jo
138. suburban misfit said:
Oh, Torrie, I forgot to say thank you for putting up the link! Thank you!
139. Coelecanth said:
More linky goodness:
http://www.poopreport.com/
And may I say Poop!?
140. POKEY said:
I met a nice lady here last night named Flanella Jo.
I think she could be THE ONE.
141. Torrie said:
Susie, your comment section is ON FIRE today!
142. RazDreams said:
randomly, i enjoy reading the 69th comment of the day to see if it can be related in any way to the actual act...and today's does! we should *all* get, um, nice spring trims before commencing... _heehee!_
143. Torrie said:
Back off donkey dick, she's mine!
Why you always gots to be frontin'?
144. LadyBug said:
RAZ! (#142)
That cracked me up.
Spring trim, indeed.
145. Shiz said:
Heather! Finally an interview with people WHO HAVE READ YOUR BLOG!
Congratulations!
146. POKEY said:
Torrie, last night you said we could share.
Well, you didn't say we couldn't.
Flanella is a LADY, Torrie. With class, and manners and all.
I think I want to marry her.
147. AyEnDeeAreEeAyAitch said:
Oooh he looks like a Mr. Smith from the Matrix!
148. Jo said:
Jon's SO getting a blow job.
149. Nilbo said:
I am boycotting Susie's site until she publicly acknowledges that I am, in fact, sexy.
150. Torrie said:
Pokey, you're right.
I have a problem with sharing.
151. Torrie said:
Nilbo, why should Susie have to state the obvious?
152. LadyBug said:
*Nilbo* - Personally, I happen to think a man who writes poignant, personal and deeply touching blog entries about his family qualifies as _very sexy, indeed._
153. Nilbo said:
Aww, you guys are making me blush. But dammit, it was Susie who impugned my (alleged) sexiness, and she must be brought to task.
154. Susie said:
OH, for heaven's sake, alright, already!
But after this, I am not pimping your flirts anymore.
In all honesty, I find the following sexy:
Sense of humor, confidence, intelligence, George Michael's ass.
Let's see, you have....75%...grade on a curve....that's a C. PASSED!
You are sexy, Nilbo.
cheeeeeeez whiiiizzzz....
155. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Susie, Susie, say I'm sexy now!
I need the Susie Stamp of Approval.
156. Flanella Washington said:
I am already married, but I do appreceate the offer Pokey. I have a good frind that is an artist and he has a web site. Is it ok to promolgate his site on a blog? He is really good and I wish I could afford his arts.
Flanella Jo
157. Nilbo said:
I will grudgingly concede that since I lost a bunch of weight, my ass no longer matches George Michael's ass (although, don't get me started on his face). So I'm forced to accept the 75%, although where I come from, that's not a C ... more like a B+.
In any event, my boycott of your blog is now lifted. The world can breathe easier.
158. Susannah said:
Mmm...George Michael's ass. Now THAT is a sight to behold. So sexy.
159. Nilbo said:
And Bucky ... stop begging. It's terrifiably undignified.
160. amy said:
Since I'm originally from Salt Lake, I'm desperately trying to figure out where this picture was taken. It looks eerily familiar.
161. Torrie said:
I personally like it when Bucky begs.
Who's a good little Bucky?
Good girl.
162. U.B. said:
Wow, in the shades, he *does* look a lot like Mr. Smith (who is also an Aussie).
Although, whenever Agent Smith starts really pimping the evil, I remember him in Priscilla Queen of the Desert and it loses a little steam...
163. U.B. said:
I'm NOT from SLC, but I still think I recognize the tower from Trolley Square. Looks like rooftop parking near the tower to me (but I could be wrong).
164. Susie said:
OK (how the HELL did I get to be the arbiter of sexiness? Oh well...)
I hereby proclaim that anyone who regularly pisses away gallons of time on dooce.com is SEXY.
(Unless you are mean and nasty here. Then you are the opposite of sexy. So totally unsexy, then.)
165. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Nilbo - and since when has dignity been anywhere near the top of my list of priorities?
Torrie - I can beg with the best of 'em. I do not, however, follow commands well.
And who _is_ a good little Bucky? 'Cause it ain't me!
166. Nilbo said:
Oh, great. Now I'm just randomly lumped in with everybody else, and don't feel special at all. That's it - the boycott is reinstated.
Bucky - while I find your lack of dignity particularly appealing (I love women with bad taste and no dignity - they find me sexy) ... I just thought you might not want to to be revealed to the world.
And Torrie .. if I sit up and beg, will you promise not to roll over and play dead?
167. Susie said:
Oh, Nilbo. I'll buy you a piece of Flanella Jo's friend's art.
168. Muffy said:
Nilbo " Sit up and beg" and "roll over and play dead"...
Definition of foreplay for a J.A.P.
169. RazDreams said:
amy (#160): see #75.
170. LadyBug said:
Raz, you're like the Matchmaker here!
RazDreams....Bringing commenters together since 2005.
171. Nilbo said:
I don't want no promolgated art. It sounds like something you could get arrested for.
172. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Nilbo, I see what you've been commenting on the Cotillion.
You are sooooo gonna get it later...
And I don't mean "it" as in my fly booty.
173. Nilbo said:
Yeah, LadyBug ... I keep expecting Raz to start setting up blind dates. "OK, #143 ... meet #97 for coffee ..."
174. Nilbo said:
Fine by me, Bucky ... taste like chicken ...?
175. Susie said:
BEST celebrity comment I've seen:
Barry Cowsill
At your sister's place, Bucky
kills me
176. Muffy said:
Nilbo...I just read your piece about your daughter. I'm touched and also share a birthday with Kathryn.
Your writing is very good. I'm not feeling up to being literary today. But I bookmarked you for further reading.
And when I turn thirty five next year, I'll think of you and Kathryn, for a moment.
177. LeafGirl77 said:
How does one find this comment Susie??
I'm intrigued
178. RazDreams said:
ladybug: _heeheehee_ i thought it was weird that #75 knew so much about where this pic was taken...
and nilbo: i, uh, think commenter #143 and #97 have _probably_ already met before... ;-) *hugs,* you sexy thang.
179. LadyBug said:
Oh, how funny! *Nilbo,* did you just randomly select those comment numbers?
180. LadyBug said:
*LeafGirl* - I don't know if Susie's still around, but here's the link to Squirl's (Bucky's sister's) blog:
http://squirl1.blogspot.com/
181. Nilbo said:
Aww, Muffy, thank you. And Happy Belated Birthday.
Raz: too funny - just picked numbers at random.
182. bboop25 said:
please don't say 'conversating.' it's NOT 'conversating.' it's 'conversing.' conversating sounds ignorant.
that is all.
183. Nilbo said:
Please capitalize the letters at the commencement of your sentences. To not do so is ... well ...
THAT is all.
184. LadyBug said:
#182 - Actually, I think _conversating_ sounds a little dirty.
As in, "The PO-lice done caught me and my boyfriend *conversatin'* in the bed o' his Chev-ro-lay pick-em-up truck.
Wheee-doggies!
185. Muffy said:
Rectum? Damn near killt 'em!
186. Susie said:
Please, let's not insult the lovely Flanella.
I'll be happy to conversate with you, Flanella.
Oh, thanks LadyBug, I went away. It's not so much the comment that was funny, I don't remember what he said, it's just the idea that Barry Cowsill is a celebrity in some parts. But that's just me...
187. RazDreams said:
#182: flanella jo is now our new girl - we're lovin' her. she can come conversatin' in here any ol' time she wants. flanella jo, wanna conversate with us? we're here for ya, girl.
188. Nilbo said:
Hehehe LadyBug ... of course, that's a better visual if you have a baby on your hip, a toddler wrapped around your leg, and a cigarette dangling from your lips. "OK, Cletus, y'all kin have one more sip of Mama's beer, but dangit, that's IT."
189. RazDreams said:
_wispy sigh_ ahhh, the good ol' days of *conversatin'* in the back of a pick-em-up truck...
*sniff*
190. Nilbo said:
... and Susie ... *everybody* is a celebrity somewhere ...
"Indian Lake is a somethingsomething lake in the summertime ..."
191. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
You guys have to understand the special bond betwixt Squirl and the Cowsills. She used to sleep with the album _Captain Sad and His Ship of Fools_ tucked under her pillow.
Okay, not really, but she _did_ kiss Barry's picture on the album cover. Or was it John? All them Cowsills, they looked alike to me.
Oh, I am soooo gonna get Squirl slapped for this comment.
192. RazDreams said:
_NILBO!_ *i* typically don't capitalize the letters at the commencement of my sentences. tellme,tellme...what does that mean?! ;-)
193. kristine said:
awwww...all my favoritest people are here!
I just finished 'pimpin' a blog and I thought I would come see what's new here.
Hi everyone!
194. RazDreams said:
(p.s. whenever i see the name "nilbo" i think of "elbow." nilbo backwards is oblin. like goblin. okay, enough already, raz.)
195. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Kristine, you're the most benign pimp I've ever seen. I'll bet you don't deven carry a straight razor, do you?
I have, however, seen you threaten your girls with a broken bottle on more than one occasion.
196. Susie said:
Hi, Kristine, I gotta go put cucumbers on my eyes or something like that, before I go to work, thanks to you and you sister-lovin' over there.
Or maybe I'll use teabags.
(Cue Bucky)
197. Nilbo said:
Raz: what it means is you defused a perfectly good bitchslap of someone who swaggered in all "I know grammar, so here are my rules." But that's OK. Love yez anyway.
And Kristine, you may stay if you do not make me cry. Them's *my* rules.
198. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Don't put the teabags on your eyes;
They're better suited for your thighs
199. kristine said:
I promise...i'll be like a bottle of Johnson and Johnson.
NO MORE TEARS!!
200. Nilbo said:
Oh, Susie ... I'll teabag your eyes ...
201. Susie said:
Bucky's poetry corner. Now YOU'RE making me cry, BFE. Just beautiful.
Where should I put the coffee grounds?
202. Jes3nichole said:
mmm...scruffiness. when chris doesn't have to shave and gets like that I feel soooo lucky :)
203. Nilbo said:
And we'll have no more bragging about the Johnson after Johnson you've had, either ... sheesh. Some decorum, please.
204. Susie said:
Nilbo! You told me you didn't wanna take the easy, teed up ones! Bucky has no such standards!
Tea-ed up. heh hehheh
205. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
The way I see it, standards are for people who don't care if they never get laid.
206. Nilbo said:
Scary ... I was sooo about to make that joke when you cued Bucky earlier. If you're done with our brain, can I use it for awhile?
207. RazDreams said:
well, then, i have _*negative*_ no standards. none. at all.
208. Nilbo said:
So ... that's why I never get laid? Because of this whole "standards" thing? OK, I'm done with standards.
So, Bucky ... how *you* doin'?
209. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Nilbo, no Bucky bum for you today, mister. Not unless you bring my "special" hairbrush. Then we can talk.
210. Nilbo said:
Best use of a hairbrush I'll have made in 15 years. Well, only use ... but still ...
211. POKEY said:
That special hairbrush is MINE!
Give it back, I want to brush Flanella Jo.
212. Nilbo said:
Don't you be *conversatin'* with the new girl, Pokey. Not till she knows about THAT.
213. POKEY said:
Flanella Jo is a lady. I could tell last night. I even put THIS away while she was here. I won't show it to her until she LOVES me.
I just want to brush her hair.
214. Torrie said:
Wow. I've never seen Pokey fall this HARD for someone before.
I'm jelous.
215. POKEY said:
Flanella Jo
-N-
POKEY
216. Nilbo said:
Pokey never falls hard. He rises.
217. POKEY said:
sittin' in a tree....
218. kristine said:
I'm almost done listening to the interview...have we had any strange backlash yet?
219. POKEY said:
k-i-s-s-i-n-g
220. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Backlash, Kristine?
...oooh, that leaves welts.
221. POKEY said:
Bucky did that to me! The backlash!
222. kristine said:
Bucky...you know...trolls coming out.
223. kristine said:
Oh no. I made a hippo cry today.
I think I better post another entry soon ;)
224. RazDreams said:
first comes luvvv, then comes a'pokin', then comes flanella jopokie jr. in a horse-buggy.
225. Nilbo said:
Awww ... you made a hypocrisy ...?
Heeheeheehee.
Pokey, you can have the backlash. I'll take the brush. And Bucky.
226. daveeeee said:
damit. even your GAP photo was interesting! As is this one. When will your rule over the internet viewers end! (Hopfully never!)
Excellent content as always; have spend the last 20 mins reading *comments* on your site.
Your flickr feed is well worth, um, feeding(?).
dave
227. kristine said:
Bucky...when you going to let me pimp your blog?
228. Nilbo said:
... and then comes flanella, walkin' bowlegged.
229. Nilbo said:
Pimp my blog, Kristine ... it's so damn ugly and the ones you pimp are so damn nice-looking ...
230. kristine said:
awwww. Nilbo...you don't have blogger. I've never pimped a non-blogger blog.
I like yours just the way it is. It's clean...and classy.
Unlike the owner ;)
231. Susie said:
Did Kristine just call me a hippo?
232. Strizznizzey said:
Heather, just listened to your interview.
Did you ever think, in all your life, that this is the path you would have taken? That this, _this_ would be your destiny?
233. kristine said:
Susie...of course I didn't call you a hippo! I had a hippo comment on my site...and he cried.
I swear I will get back to the funny stuff as soon as these birthdays are over!!
234. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Kristine, you blog pimper! Could you get me some shag carpet for the Cotillion?
235. Susie said:
oh, OK. Cause I cried too much to comment; you made my contacts all yukky. I just went over and wished dashababymama a happy day instead.
236. Nilbo said:
Awww. But you do such beautiful work. You know, when you're not all insultin' ...
237. kristine said:
or maybe I should leave the funny stuff to Shaun.
You know he's going to get hate mail from the American Idol Constantine lovah's out there.
238. kristine said:
Bucky....I can hook a sista up with some shag.
You need to IM me so we can get that love van rockin!
239. Strizznizzey said:
Why doesn't anyone ever send me hate mail?
*pouts*
240. Nilbo said:
Hello? Hypocisy ...? Hello? *thump thump* Is this thing on?
241. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Kristine - if the Cotillion's rockin'...
Strizz - I can send you all the hate mail you desire. Would you like that in the sexually explicit or merely scatological context?
242. kristine said:
NIL - got it ;) Hee hee.
243. Nilbo said:
Like, she made a hippo cry ... see?
People, work with me here.
244. Nilbo said:
(whew) OK, then.
245. Strizznizzey said:
Kristine is an angel, that hippo stubbed it's toe!!
Bucky, please sent me mean mail with explicit pictures. thanksbye.
246. kristine said:
Susie...DAMN GIRL. I just went back to check our your site and read what happened. I commented early on in the day and didn't go back to check the status of your booty flies. Way to go girl!
Ro has her pictures on Flickr by the way. If you click on my profile it has her listed as one of my contacts if you can't find them.
247. Nilbo said:
And if you have any trouble, give me a call. Ro and I go back a ways. She listens to whatever I say ...
248. Chris said:
Man - you get some of the weirdest google ads. Homocon?
249. kristine said:
Nil - who doesn't?
I just saw her new site.
MUCH better than the old one. Am I turning into a blog snob? nawww.
250. Nilbo said:
I'm not big on the "can-be-seen-from-the-space-shuttle yellow", but yeah, it's an improvement. I LOVE what you did with Torrie's blog, by the way.
251. Salena said:
Just read "Booty Flies" at Nilbo's suggestion....VERY funny. But I have to say, Nilbo...you are wonderful. Your post today was beautiful and you are very blessed to have such a wonderful family. Your heart must be very full. I will now have to add your blog to my daily reading. Thanks!
252. Salena said:
PS: I don't have a blog yet - hence the only link I have is to my website. But I am working on it. It's all very new to me and I don't know what to do yet! :)
253. Torrie said:
I can actually comment on my own fucking blog now.
Miracles will never cease.
254. kristine said:
Thank you Nil. I did a new one today that I am thinking might be my new favorite:
http://kaikaismama.blogspot.com/
255. RazDreams said:
so mihow and kristine's mom won torrie's two free flickr thingies?! yea! superkewl chic mihow! and kristine wrote somewhere about giving her mom a camera for mom's day (don't know where she wrote that, but it was sweet). good choices, torrie!
256. Torrie said:
Thanks Raz.
I wish I could've given one to everybody.
257. kristine said:
Raz- Shhhhhhh!!! I haven't given it my mom yet. I haven't even told Shaun we are giving up the camera.
I figure I owe her SO much already and I got to buy the Nikon and I don't use any other camera...and she's takes even more pictures than I do...and can I use the word 'and' ONE MORE TIME?
258. Nilbo said:
Well, thank you, Salena. I am blessed, and you're welcome back anytime. And you can go up and down this comment list and find some wonderfully talented writers. Kristine makes me laugh and cry, and I find Bucky delightful, and Susie, and Torrie, and Greenie, and so on. It's one of the joys of this thing your president calls the internets ... that we can come to this place, which we all enjoy, get our daily dose of Dooce (ohhh), and become part of this extended family thing ... ain't life grand?
259. kristine said:
Torrie, how was the bagel? Did you pick me up one?
Nil-I'll look into figuring out how to pimp your blog okay?
260. Torrie said:
I can feel the love.
*HUG*
261. southern fried girl said:
People,
Explain to me how it is not five fuckin' o'clock yet.
262. Torrie said:
Kristine, taking my last bite now.
I'll buy you a bagel any day.
Off to physical therapy...
263. kristine said:
I'm going through 'pimpin' withdrawls. It's been an hour since my last pimp..my last photshopped masthead...my last flickr upload.
Can you see me? I'm shaking!!
I'm going to go fold laundry. It doesn't have the same 'warm fuzzy' that pimping does, but I'm tired of wearing this damn pink robe!
264. RazDreams said:
#258 nilbo: very sweetly and well-put. (should there be a dash between 'well' and 'put'? i think *not,* raz.)
#257 kristine: ooops! but you wrote it somewhere! i read it! it's out there in blogland. hope i didn't spill the metaphorical beans.
(p.s. *heather/dooce*, when you make a mistake on commenting and get the "comment mistake" screen, you can't read the error message due to the background. just fyi.)
265. kristine said:
It's okay. My mom reads Dooce, but she doesn't dare come to the comment section. She would get totally wrapped up in this thing...and GOD knows I don't need my mom telling strangers about our crazy life. Oh wait...she already does.
Now she'll just have a camera to get proof of it.
266. JessicaRabbit said:
GOOOOOODDDD Morning
267. Nilbo said:
Hey, Kristine ... lovely job on Kaia's blog ... I left a comment on her "family post" that might make you giggle ...
268. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Who the fuck has a morning that starts at 3:30 in the PM? Sheesh!
269. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Oh, wait, I know! It's Strawberry Fucking Shortcake!
270. Annabelle said:
Okay, I've got to ask...
Does anyone believe that Michael Jackson's children are biologically his?
Does anyone believe that Michael Jackson (or his baby-selling ex for that matter) ought to have legal custody of his children?
271. Nilbo said:
I'm just sittin' here watchin' Jessica stretch. Don't mind me.
272. RazDreams said:
sheeesh, kristine, i didn't know! :( sorry. i know you wrote it somewhere, but i guess it wasn't here. i really hope she doesn't read this. maybe dooce can delete my comment?! if she even reads thru them. dooce, you'd be savin' a kind woman's mom's day gift!
273. Susie said:
oh, Kristine! That would rock! The Fonz in dooce comments! Come on, bring your mom to the party!
274. kristine said:
GIGGLE? OMG..where the hell where you when I was pregnant THREE times and didn't get the love.
I wish someone would have told my husband, "GO GET YOUR WIFE A HOSTESS CHERRY PIE NOW!"
Nil - you really are one awesome internet friend!
275. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Oh, I see how you are, Nilbo. You tramp.
Okay, I guess I can share. There's enough Nilbo-daciousness for all the girls here.
276. JessicaRabbit said:
Hey you know what? Bite me.
Since I taste like strawberries.
277. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
In case anyone doubts the fact that Strawberry Shortcake is now among us here, I have proof!
http://tinyurl.com/dmlae
278. kristine said:
Susie - No way.
Everyone says Dooce doesn't comment on blogs...my mom is pretty particular on where she leaves comments. She has to realllllllllllly like you and feel safe. Once she takes you in though, you're like a daughter or son to her.
She might...someday come here and do some damage!!
I'm waiting for Constantine to leave a message on Shaun's blog. I talked to the woman who runs his site and he said he saw the April Fools thing and he laughed and that the band thought it was funny.
279. naralius said:
I juts heard Heathers interview... she sounded really profesional and I loved it when she laugh when asked about what Leta will think when she grows up. also with the: "terr...terrifically hard work" LOL
280. RazDreams said:
(when i said "sheeesh," i was talkin' to myself because i'm a doof.) _*hugs*_
281. wherethewild said:
Heather - terii terrifically good interview. Aussie accents always sound strong when juxtaposed against an American one!
282. Nilbo said:
I take mine with whipped cream, thanks ...
283. JessicaRabbit said:
Bucky, jealous much? heh
You know you wanted that dress to go with your red tights.
Its ok Bucky, we love you anyways, even if you look like a lime green popsicle.
284. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Hear that, Jess, er, Strawberry? Nilbo likes to be whipped.
At least, that's how I choose to read it.
285. JessicaRabbit said:
Nilbo, does Bucky speak the truth?
I perhaps know one or two things about whips, and cream.
And Buckys sinister ways.
286. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Wait, how did I get to be the sinister one here alla sudden?
Remember, I'm the VIRGIN in the group. Your chaperone, your shepherd to the wholesome way of life.
*boom*
Another bolt, dodged.
287. JessicaRabbit said:
Bucky, dont make me laugh so hard first thing in the morning, I dont want Fruity Pebbles coming out my nose.
You a virgin. I guess its just you and Britney left huh? Oh wait...
288. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Cats, kittens, and all critters in between, it's time for me to ride the Buckymobile into the sunset. Or at least home to my wonderfully mind-numbing taped episode of _General Hospital_
You guys DON'T behave, now. I trust you to be safe and not knock anybody up.
Toodles!
289. JessicaRabbit said:
Bucky, oh sure you make a girl squirt her cartoon friendly breakfast treat out her nose and then you leave. I see how you are.
290. The Warden said:
I absolutely agree with the 'Nicole Kidman' problem. Her ponytail is WAY too tight...wonder if it makes her hair hurt? And that her hair color matches her face, combined with the pulled tight enough to change the shape of her eyebrows look, NOT so good. Very, very weird. I wonder which stylist should be fired for that idea? I haven't seen many of her movies since Eyes Wide Shut. That was just, weird.
291. Nilbo said:
I don't pay much attention to Bucky when she goes on like that, Jessica .. girl is forever topping from the bottom ...
292. JessicaRabbit said:
Nilbo, hahahahahahhahaaa. That is a most excellent discription. I think I love you.
293. Nilbo said:
Proper thing, darlin'. Proper thing.
294. kristine said:
I wasn't sure if any of you caught the age difference between my sister and I from the post I sent.
She's 46 years old today.
dashababy.blogspot.com
That picture was was taken of her last year!
295. Muffy said:
I've been lurkin...
Speaking of weird movies...
Anybody see "One Hour Photo"?
SO did he get to have Sunday dinners with the family at the end, or was that just him being creepy standing next to what could have been life size cut outs of the family...
Oh, and in a previous post, I stated I didn't "get" Lost in Translation..
Well, I watched it again last night so I've been dealing with "Suckin' on my titty like you wanted me, callin' me all the time...." running through my brain like a naked ninety year old man....
296. Nilbo said:
Wow, Kristine... she's 46 ... so that makes you .. 40, right? (g)
297. LadyBug said:
And how DOES a naked ninety-year-old man run, Muffy?
Slooooooowly, I'm guessing. And with much chafing.
298. Muffy said:
I imagine a naked 90 year old man running like he's about to be caught doing something he's not supposed to be doing. Like running through my head. Looking for his ensure.
Actually, I don't know, but it sounded good. Maybe I had that image of Ruth Gordon in Any Which Way You Can, where she's running on the beach, Bo Derek "10" style.
My brother actually threw up when he saw that scene.
299. Nilbo said:
Ohhh LadyBug .. did you NEED to ask ...? Now you just KNOW we're all going to have that visual image rollin' around ...
300. Amber said:
ewww