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Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.
- Bedtime, Leta lingering defiantly in the hallway. Jon: "If you want fart stories, you better get in bed RIGHT NOW."
- RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
- Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.
301. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
I had to deal with Santorum having lived in PA. EEK!
302. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Check out this site.
http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/
303. kristine said:
Well everyone...have a great weekend!
304. raz said:
and there I was reading Esther Averill's "Jenny and the Cat Club" out of the Bookmobile... I must've missed the Ludlum and Anne Sexton sections... dang!
305. Torrie said:
Does any one else find comment #12 funny, or am I the only sick bitch around here?
306. jessica said:
If Heather & Jon got Chuck from a non-profit organization where they asked for a donation to cover the cost of adopting him, then he would be deductible...or rather, his adoption fee would be.
307. bethy-mae said:
Oh THAT asshole. Thanks Katie for catching me up. I wonder if he knows what people are using his name for. Very funny.
Right to privacy indeed. What a jerk.
308. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
I didn't even catch onto that one until you pointed it out, Torrie. No you definitely aren't the only sick fuck around here. I'll join that club with you.
309. southern fried girl said:
Is it ironic that on Tax Day I got my tax refund? I love it.
310. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
What is really funny is that website is the first thing to pop up on the google site. I am surprised he hasn't nabbed them for trademark infringement. Although I doubt Santorum is trademarked. But still, they're using his name in a negative way. I think it's great.
311. southern fried girl said:
Reason #183917381 why I moved from PA - RICK SANTORUM.
312. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Google ads crack me up. There's an ad on my blog for a succubus thong.
313. naralius said:
and where is Muffy?
314. Em said:
Totally cute! Have a great weekend, Dooce and Co.
315. Strizznizzey said:
I miss Fish, and GirlA, and Amanda B. Come baaack!
316. ashik said:
KBBAW - thanks for the link. I think it's hilarious. He that hateth shall be smitten with advice columnist wrath.
317. Kassi said:
A little late on the response...I was reading Stephen King novels in second grade. Yes, I am warped because of it.
318. Annejelynn said:
purty damn cute deductions
319. Ern said:
I just have to ask. Seriously, why can't we count our dog as a dependent on our taxes? He's our baby! We have to get him a sitter when we leave town! His food is expensive! He gives us love and grief, just like a human child! Maybe next year I'll have to grow some balls and claim him.
320. Erin said:
Ohmygod. I'm "telecommuting" and guess what's on the TV? ...
Boobah. I cannot believe they made a children's program out of uncircumsized penises.
321. La Pix said:
Enema boy,
Dooce comments in her own comments section (though not for a long while) as "dooce", thereby referring to herself as dooce. That's why I call her dooce.
Plus, I don't know her.
And I have also been around here for "a long time".
322. LeafGirl77 said:
I totally stumbled onto Boobah today by accident and thought...this is fucking crazy? Who the hell can watch this insanity for longer than a nanosecond?
I was honestly watching it in complete awe. Who thinks these things up?
323. Mo said:
Long time “Doocer†– first time comment-leaver. I thought you might appreciate my Blister Blog Day 1 and Blister Blog Day 2 since you seem to have a penchant for icky pictures of various skin maladies online. I can tell you right now that Blister Blog Day 3 is gonna be a doozy. I’ll keep you posted.
(I hope the linking thing works as I'm def. not the pro htmler that you are.)
Happy Friday!
324. Mo said:
Ah, didn't work. Told ya.
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=774843&b...
and
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=774843&b...
325. Mo, Please use tiny url said:
It makes long links into tiny links. They don't break into separate lines that way.
326. Mo said:
Good to know.
327. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Mo, those blisters are hideous. Those are definitely at least second degree burns. I had the best, biggest blister on my arm when I was 10 years old and my mom accidentally spilled scalding hot tea water on me. The blister covered the top half of my arm. Lotsa serum in that bad boy. It healed nicely but that spot won't tan anymore, so I get all brown except for that part of my arm. And people always point it out. Burn victims are so discriminated against.
328. Britney Spears said:
Um, hi! OMG, I am having the worst morning sickness! I wish I could have a cigarette, but it's bad for the baby, or whatever. So, I just stand next to Kevin when he smokes. OMG, Jessica Simpson, so better not get pregnant while I'm pregnant and steal my thunder. I am wearing my MILF shirt today. I am so hot! OMG, my boobs are like soooo big. If I has known they would get this big when I was pregnant I would have gotten pregnant a lot sooner. I am so going to write a song about this, or have my producer write a song about this. I have a secret ya'll. I hope my baby doesn't look like Kevin's little girl Kori. She's so ugly. I hope my baby is super cute. It should be, because I'm super cute. Ok, I have to go now, I'm off to McDonalds and then to buy a sweater for Bit-Bit.
Laters Ya'll,
Luv Britney
329. Mo said:
Hideous in a good way, right? Yeah, this was a mal-functioning tea kettle lid accident. Durn thing just fell off and I got scalded while pouring. Top half of your arm!? Yowch! And I thought I was in agony, you poor thing!
330. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Yeah, it was awful! And I was so little. But little kids heal better, I think. I feel your pain, Mo! Good luck.
Later, time for lunch!
331. squirll said:
I wonder what the real ben and matt would think of off of this... it would be funny if it was actually them and they got to carry on with all this creative bantering.... i think it would be a nice break from their moviestar lifestyles...
332. shawnadammit said:
What a great day I'm having. These cuties make it even better!
Yay, Chuck and Leta! You rock.
333. shawnadammit said:
PS Chuck has such a manly neck.
Reminds me a bit of Henry Rollins.
Rawr.
334. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
And yea verily, if thou openest the blessed FAQ, verse 1, thou shalt find there this hallowed passage:
"So they all started calling me Dooce. The Dooce. Her Dooceness. Wrapped up like a Dooce!"
335. Torrie said:
Bucky, we can always count on you to quote the gospel.
Welcome back. We missed your perverted ass.
336. U.B. said:
I think we should talk about Rick (can we call him Dick?) Santorum and anal sex in the same sentence. You *know* he longs for it deep in the dark abyss that is what's left of his shriveled soul.
But hey, happy Chuck Friday All!!
337. Jane said:
I can't beleive none of you meta-posters hasn't offered: "Dooce is into anal sex. IN FRANCE!"
338. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Torrie, my perverted ass missed all y'all too. It was tough bein' separated from my computer and the 'net all during the days, but the alcohol and the photography opportunities kinda balanced it out.
And no, y'all don't get to see *all* the pictures.
339. Torrie said:
U.B., that's a good idea. Then when people google him, they'll see:
RICK SANTORUM LOVES ANAL SEX
340. Nilbo said:
I want *all* the pictures. And I missed your perverted ass, too. But I've recalibrated my sights and this time I *won't* miss ...
341. Torrie said:
Hellooooooooo?
(echo)
342. naralius said:
have a great weekend. see you monday!!!
343. Liz M said:
They definitely gave you the right baby at the hospital.
344. Nilbo said:
(putting a pillow in the corner to cut down the echo effect) S'okay, Torrie ... I'm hanging on your every word.
345. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
What? They give away babies at the hospital?
So how come all I got was an assless cotton gown and an enema kit?
346. U.B. said:
Bucky -- sounds like you're steering the conversation back to anal sex again....and RICK SANTORUM!
Okay, sorry, you shouldn't have to be in an assless gown and hear his name. ..
347. Vaida said:
Have a great weekend?
Who the heck gets to go home at 1:29 my time!!??
No fair.
348. Nilbo said:
I'll just be over here picturing Bucky in an assless gown ... don't mind me.
349. Torrie said:
Let's play a game.
Who is the last band/person you saw in concert and when?
I'll go first.
Oscar Brand (my father-in-law) about a month ago.
350. bethy-mae said:
Succubus thong?! Amazing.Hold on I gotta check it out, if smart file will let me.
351. coskel said:
Dang Cold - dill havarti with your california white? Just say when...
352. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Nilbo...all I ask is that you make sure the rolling pin is not cold.
Or splintered.
353. Vaida said:
Sarah McLachlan, on the last Friday the 13th we had.
354. U.B. said:
I'm a forty-something, old white guy. Almost anything I wear winds up being assless.....sigh.
355. Nilbo said:
Been awhile for me, Torrie ... James Keelaghan, last summer.
356. Vaida said:
Oh my God.
You gave up?
Because you turned 40?
GET WITH IT!
357. bethy-mae said:
Dam I was expecting something more horrifying than that.
By the way I think someone should go have anal sex in Rick Santorum's front yard.
358. Vaida said:
I'll have any kind of sex you request in Rick Santorum's front yard, if you can get Jude Law to be my partner in crime.
359. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
I know Bethy Mae. It was a cutesie little pair of panties with a little devil looking thing on it. I sort of want a pair, though. Just so I can say I have a pair of succubus thongs.
360. Judy said:
Still amazed that you could deduct the dog! You must share the secret, I could be sitting here with a treasure trove of deductions!
361. Danika said:
Personally I find it harder to call her Heather. Heather seems more personal and since I only know her from this site its easier to call her Dooce and seems less like I'm pretending I know her....
Love todays pic! I also love that Chuck is the one posing and Leta seems to be the one begging (or at least not caring about the camera)
Dooce likes anal sex!
362. Vaida said:
You can NOT deduct a dog.
363. Torrie said:
I suck (and not in the good way).
No one want's to play with me(except Vaida)and no one linked my blog (except Katie).
*Walks away with tail in between legs*
364. the niffer said:
Assless gown vs. assless chaps.
I think we need a comparison photo. Next self portrait day?
365. Chris said:
Savage Love is awesome. This week he's a little bitter: http://villagevoice.com/people/0515,savage,62908,24.html , but every week he's chock full of great stuff! Highly recommended!
366. Vaida said:
If you link my blog, I will link yours! Okay?
367. Coelecanth said:
Torrie: too easy! I like checking here a couple hundred comments in, reading the last one and trying to guess how the thread got to that point. Wish I'd logged in at 350.
368. Molly said:
Hey, www.moroneybookmobiles.com/,
maybe dj blurb could build one of these for leta's first summer job.
369. the niffer said:
Torrie, I'll play.
The Constantines at Call the Office about one or two months ago.
370. U.B. said:
Vaida -- are you talking to me? I never said I gave up. I actually work out more now than I have in years. But I'm also a realist and a 40ish guy working out in no way resembles a 30ish guy that works out or even a 20ish guy that doesn't.
No big whoop.
371. southern fried girl said:
Torrie,
I promise to make my blog much more purrrrty this weekend and you will be soooo linked up, chick.
Last concert was Keith Urban in MS. He is hot and cute and very good in the geeeeeetar.
372. Torrie said:
Vaida, you are linked on my blog. Is that what you meant?
373. Vaida said:
U.B. I was just being a smart ass.
374. kat said:
Happy tax day.
375. U.B. said:
Niffer, did you just refer to me as a 'chap'?
I feel so european!
376. Vaida said:
Torrie: Eh, I guess I don't know what I meant. I just went on there and left a comment for you.
377. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Torrie, I'll play with ya'! After I go smoke a bunch of cigarettes. :-)
378. Torrie said:
Katie, don't do it!
379. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Torrie, I'll play.
I'm losin' my mind, I had to go look at my calendar to see the last concert I attended. According to the calendar, the last one was Cherry Poppin' Daddies in Pontiac last labor day weekend. Had tickets to see Springsteen in the fall, but was too sick to attend that night.
380. ashik said:
Torrie, two things:
1. If I had a blog, I would SO link to yours. Alas, I do not.
2. Darkstar, somewhere in Virginia.
381. Torrie said:
Bucky-Wow, you must have been pretty sick to miss Bruce.
Too much rolling pin action?
382. Torrie said:
Ashik, thanks!
383. squirll said:
cake last sunday with gomez (they are lesser known, but really good)
384. Vaida said:
I don't know what the point of me even having a blog is. How do I get people to go to it?
I mean, nobody reads it except for me!
385. Vaida said:
TORRIE...I was talking to YOU.
386. squirll said:
maybe the 2 deductions that dooce is speaking of is the adorable daughter and the kick ass house! and chuck is a bonus!
387. lisame said:
I used to get books off the Book Mobile. Why is that so funny? Of course I'm way older than Jon.
388. Torrie said:
Squirll, I love Cake!
Both the band AND the stuff you eat.
389. ashik said:
mmkay.. and if i get a blog, i just sort of look out my window and go "yeah, it's sunny today. and tomorrow i should pick up laundry. here is what i had for dinner last night."
I have no dog or child to fill up the pages with entertaining stories and/or pictures.
390. Danika said:
Just because people don't leave a comment doesn't mean they aren't reading it.
Also whining about no one reading it.. or people ignoring you only makes me (and I'm guessing others) less likely to click to your blog.
391. U.B. said:
Springsteen in Sacramento was the last concert I went to. But it was way more than a year ago. I can't remember the exact date, but it was right as Bush was invading Iraq for no apparent reason.
392. Nilbo said:
Not true, Vaida .. I read it .. and I read Torrie's too ...
And I'm delighted that niffer will be wearing her assless chaps on Self-Portrait Day ...
393. Vaida said:
I don't have a dog or child either.
boo hoo
394. Vaida said:
Yay!! Thanks Nilbo!
395. Danika said:
Oh yeah and the last concert I went to was Motley Crue.
396. Vaida said:
Actually Danika, I don't really care if you read mine or not.
I was talking to Torrie, who started a CONVERSATION about it.
Okay!
397. U.B. said:
I hear you Ashik.
We have kids, dogs, horses, a tortoise *and* a hare, but I still don't think I could populate a blog with anything entertaining more than once a year or so.
Life is already busy without that whole hairdo...
398. squirll said:
I love cake too! it was outdoors and lovely. though some very very drunk people stumbled in from the hewy lewis & the news concert earlier that day. john made inquery as to how many people were there and had no clue who they were. about half the crowd went whoo-hoo!
399. southern fried girl said:
Is it time to go home yet?
400. bethy-mae said:
Ashik, oh come on. surely there's something going on. I link to weird news items. Like that guy that was living in this womans closet and her husband had no idea and ended up being shot. I find that kind of weird shit interesting.
401. Torrie said:
Squirll,
"Birds fall from the window ledge above mine, then they flap their wings at the last second."
402. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Vaida, check your blog. I wrote a comment! And I am gonna make a link to your blog - it is very funny. And I certainly disagree with Danika, but to each his own.
403. Ha said:
Heather - bookmobiles are the most normal thing in the world. When exactly were you born anyway?
404. Band said:
TORRIE: I've played a similar game, but naming the FIRST concert/band you ever saw. Can be quite entertaining. I looked at your blog and noticed Bon Jovi. That was my first concert (with RATT as the headliner!) and also the first time I got stoned. Actually my first concert I don't even count. My best friend's parents took me: Stadler Brothers & Brenda Lee.
And looking over your list, I've also seen Skid Row. That was with Guns & Roses at a dirt racetrack in Alabama. Boy I've seen some doozies.
405. Danika said:
Wow. Talk about bitchy. I honestly was just giving friendly advice. I was also actually talking about Torrie complaining.
406. squirll said:
my first concert. Michael Jackson victory/thriller Tour! he he.
407. Band said:
Oh, and my last concert was Elvis Costello a month ago.
408. ashik said:
Stuff does go on, it's true. And I just got engaged (well, two weeks ago), so maybe I can make it the "I hate planning this wedding more than anything, someone just please shoot me now" blog. And I can decorate it in obscene pink and purple flowers and little hearts!!
409. Vaida said:
Sorry! I AM bitchy!! I literally did not sleep at all last night, and I can't wait to get the hell out of here!!
I apologize Danika, really.
It's also TAX DAY and I haven't complete mine, because I OWE, and don't have the cash
AND
it's my brothers birthday and I'm yet to get him something.
...amongst other things.
410. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
First concert: The Beach Boys (with ALL THREE WILSON BROTHERS) in 1978.
Yes, I'm old. My anal lubricant of choice? Geritol.
411. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
It's all good, Danika. I like your blog, too. Hope you don't think I was being bitchy - I just meant I disagreed about the blog thing.
And Torrie, I love your blog!
412. Vaida said:
Here's a bitchy comment for the person who made an anonymous comment:
Have some balls to not be so anonymous if you've got something shitty to say.
413. Nilbo said:
Ohh .. I'm so gonna win this one. My first concert: The Monkees, 1966.
Age over beauty, dahlings ... and Bucky, if you have any of that Geritol left over ....
414. Susie said:
I'm older than Bucky. I saw the Stones in 1978, but Mick wasn't my first. My first was (I'm so embarrassed) Blue Oyster Cult, probably in '76.
Crosby, Stills & Nash last August, was the last.
What's the other topic here? Oh, um, Astroglide.
415. Torrie said:
My first concert was also Bon Jovi. It was the "New Jersey" tour. It was at Giants stadium.I was twelve. I thought Jon Bon Jovi was the hottest thing ever. I wore black to school when he got married.
416. Tammy said:
Wait. How'd you make the dog a deduction? *I* need a pet!
417. Vaida said:
The topic is I'm a bitch and you can't deduct dogs on your taxes.
418. southern fried girl said:
OK, everyone - IT'S FRIDAY. Everyone list one really fun thing they are gonna do this weekend. I am talking really fun. Like, despite the fact that I have to come into work for a few hours tomorrow, I am going to see "Amityville Horror" on Sunday. Yeeeehaw. Can't wait!!!!
419. Dang Cold.. said:
First show I saw was Stevie Ray Vaughan late 80's. Geez I miss him.
Last show I saw was the Pyschedelic Furs 2 weeks ago at Lee's Palace, Toronto. Got yelled at and threatened with expulsion for taking pictures with my cell phone. :(
420. southern fried girl said:
Vaida = so NOT a bitch. Everyone has bad days, girl. No ragging on yourself. You rock. :)
421. Vaida said:
Fun thing-
Drink.
Wedding on Sunday.
Drink.
422. Danika said:
No I didn't think you were bitchy Ketie.
Thanks for the apology Vaida and its totally accepted.
I honestly don't remember my first concert. Probably Bon Jovi. I worked at the coliseum though so I was at (and saw bits and pieces) of a LOT of concerts.
423. Torrie said:
Nilbo, you win. Hands down.
424. Vaida said:
Thank you SFG. I'll drink one for you tonight.
HA HA
425. Nilbo said:
This weekend? A fun thing? OK: tomorrow ... I'm going to the Farmer's Market! AND AND ... I'll probably have a couple of those very delicious Hungarian Garlic Sausages! I can't ... wait ...
Fuck, I *AM* old.
426. Susie said:
You're killin' me, Nilbo.
427. Torrie said:
SFG, I am walking in the MS charity walk on Sunday. 7 1/2 miles!
428. Vaida said:
My first concert was Bad Company at The Strand.
It was just a VERY small show though, no stadiums being filled there.
429. squirll said:
nilbo - was that the monkees with david casidy?
430. JessicaRabbit said:
Bucky! Bucky bucky bobucky bannafannafofucky me mi mo mucky
BUCKY!
431. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
I am going to sit out by the pool with a beer in my hand, a cigarette in the other (so sorry, Torrie), and hope that the weird guy next door doesn't start harrassing me.
432. Nilbo said:
And Torrie ... where I put my hands is *MY* business. Oh, and occasionally Bucky's.
OK, all a yez ... I'm off to start the second part of my day ... cheers, all!
433. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Aw, you're gonna name-game me, is that how it's gonna be?
I declare shenanigans!
434. Susie said:
Squirll, are you just trying to mess with the geezers on here?
David Cassidy -- Partridge Family
Davy Jones -- Monkees
Oh, geez, gimme that Geritol, Bucky
435. Nilbo said:
Davey Jones, Squirll ... and Mike Nesmith, Peter Tork, and Mickey Dolenz. Just like the kids watch on the MTV now, except back then it was *real*.
And dammit, JessicaRabbit for putting that song in my head at the start of a weekend ...
436. ishouldbeworking said:
Vaida-can't pay mine either...do ya know about Form 9465 the Installment Payment request??? I bet ya do, just thought I'd throw it out there if ya didn't.
437. U.B. said:
Susie -- B.O.C., Don't Fear the Reaper WITH MORE COWBELL!!!
Which was also Dooce's masthead when I started reading last year....and this other time, at band camp...never mind...
438. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Nilbo, theJRabbit is evil in many insidious ways, including the planting of the earworm song. Beware!
Susie - happy to share the Geritol. I'll pass it along in a plain brown bag.
439. squirll said:
no..not at all. im a big time monkees fan.I was getting my behind the music episodes screwed up. it was jimmy hendrix who opened for the monkees on a leg of their tour. not david casidy. i apologize...
440. Vaida said:
thanksishouldbeworking: Yeah, I filled one of those out, and I decided I would mail a payment of $25 with the return to start, that's how the form is filled out, and I haven't even got that!!
Pathetic.
29 years old and dirt poor.
I'm am so ashamed.
441. Susie said:
Yes, U.B., that remains my all-time favorite SNL skit, and probably when I TOTALLY fell for dooce.
442. southern fried girl said:
Vaida,
Don't despair - I am 31 and still dirt poor. I just do what I can do and focus on other things while I pay off the mountain of bills. At this point, I am just incredibly thankful for a car that is relatively new and runs and gets me to work safely. You know, so I can make more money for all the bill people to take.
443. Susie said:
Bucky!!!! Come and help here, you musicologist.
Is it even within the realm of possibility that Hendrix opened for the the the MONKEES?
My old ass is DYING here. Someone over 35, please help me...
444. Vaida said:
Do you know what was heartbreaking?
I called to get the Daily Numbers for last nights lottery drawing here. ($5,000)
I was ONE number off.
It was 3208.
I had 3209.
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
445. Nilbo said:
I didn't see Hendrix. The opening act for The Monkees was Tommy Boyce and Bobby Hart, and if you can remember their one hit, you may be almost as old as me. ("I Wonder What She's Doin' Tonight?")
(Susie - you can pretend you didn't know that.)
OK, have a good weekend, everybody. I'm leavin'. I know you've all had warts go away faster, but this time I really mean it!
446. panny said:
you mean to tell me i could've written off my 3 pets as independents on my tax forms??
dude - who *doesn't* know about the bookmobile? i loved that thing in grade school. but not as much as the ice cream truck.
447. squirll said:
last year on this day, someone wiped out my checking account..long story. i had to get ask my employer to pay me in cash and then get a money order to send to the irs. very sad. those bastards.
448. Susie said:
Hurray, I have no idea what the elderly Nilbo is talking about! Happy geezin', Nilbo!
449. U.B. said:
Susie -- The image of Will Ferrel's gut flopping all over while he's whaling away on the cowbell still slays me...
Fun this weekend? I have to work at the snack stand for my kid's little league game tonight, but will be doing so with a flask of tequila in my back pocket. "Yew want nachosszz? Hell kid, that orange crap ishn't efven a food produkt...zzzzzz"
450. ishouldbeworking said:
Vaida-don't you get anything for 3 out of 4?
451. LeafGirl77 said:
First concert = Pink Floyd in 93
yeah...follow that one up!
Most recent concert = Concert for Toronto SARS benefit in 2003
452. ashik said:
By the way, I had "Rasputin" stuck in my head in the middle of the night. I woke up like three times with it full blast. (in my mind that is).
The one that goes "La, la Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen!" (Bonnie M?) But then, all of a sudden it would change to "Hey Mickey" (by ?)
WHY>?????
453. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Susie, yes! Absolutely no shit, Hendrix was put on tour to open for the Monkees. Obviously, his blaring psychedelia was a bit lost on the bubblegum crowd, and I don't think the tour was completed. His manager, from what I can tell, was a clueless, opportunistic buffoon.
454. Torrie said:
If you all don't already know about this, you will owe me one.
*WARNING*
Please make sure you have peed recently before watching these.
http://happytreefriends.atomfilms.com/watch_episodes/index.html#
455. JessicaRabbit said:
My first concert was the Monkeys, and they had Hermens Hermits open for them. My parents took me, I was 12. This was when they did the reunion tour and Mike Nesmith was not with them. I used to tape all the shows off NicK at Night.
I still totally love the Monkeys
And Marilyn Manson.
Im so twisted.
456. JessicaRabbit said:
I have all 3 Happy Tree Friends dvds, they are freaking messed up. I love them. My favorite guy is Nutty. He has rabies.
457. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Jess, maybe Manson and the Monkees could tour together! It couldn't be any more fucking bizarre than Hendrix/Monkees.
458. JessicaRabbit said:
Well the bird, bird, bird is the word. Well dont you know about the bird, oh everybody knows that the bird is the word.
Compliments of Nick.
459. Susie said:
Bucky, I knew you would make an excellent phone-a-friend. Un-freakin'-believable.
Squirll, my most humble apologies for doubting you. It's just that that would be like um, Cuntway Titty opening for Eminem. Or some other completely impossible pairing.
Color me stunned.
460. Band said:
FUN THING: A weekend at a cabin in North Carolina with my college roomates. Shopping, eating, drinking, and lots of stories about "back in the day". Can't wait. I'm leaving in 20 minutes and can't possibly concentrate on the work I have to do between now & then!!
461. JessicaRabbit said:
Bucky, that would be awesome, Manson could totally whip it out and hump the Monkeys heads. Just like he did to that security guy. Cause I think they all work as rent a cops now anyway. heh.
462. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Oh, fer chrissake Jess, did you have to start the goddamn surf bird thing in my head?
Don't make me come over there with a polka.
463. carly said:
I live(d) in Ontario - and we TOTALLY had a Bookmobile! It was the best thing ever, and you had to wait in a line for everyone to go through in order to get your chance to get to see the books, and take them out! It was a service run by the local library, and because we sort of lived in the county, a lot of the time it took a while to get to any library, let alone school. Here's a great photo that I found in the Ontario library photo archives: http://www.uoguelph.ca/~lbruce/photos/StThomasbookmobile1951.htm
It looks like the kids are devouring books like they were being given ice cream! Now, transport this image to one of today in say... downtown Toronto - I'm sure the buses look less like ice cream trucks or police "paddy wagons" and more like the white conversion vans of the 70s and early-80s :) If the bookmobile vans a rockin'... ha ha ha... ohhh. That was bad.
464. MrsDoF said:
The bookmobile came round all the time in the town where I was born. My sister who still lives there says the funds to support its maintenance and driver dried up about 3 years ago, so it is now sitting in a garage on town property.
Here on the prairie, there is a bookmobile which goes out to many of the smaller farming towns, but is sponsored by the city's library system.
My first concert was Richard and Karen Carpenter at the Capitol City Music Hall in Wheeling, West Virginia in the Spring of 1973, so you do have me by a few years there, Nilbo.
David Cassidy was with the Partridge Family, not the Monkees.
The last concert I attended was Kathy Mattea, and her voice has gotten sweeter with age.
465. Squirl said:
I thought that Mickey was responsible for getting Hendrix to open for the Monkees. Those crazy kids.
And I'm the one who took Bucky to that Beach Boys concert. Yes, before any of them were dead.
466. JessicaRabbit said:
Bucky, Nick says bring in on. Then he said, dun du dundadadada dun dun dadadada dun dun daddadad da.
Great. Now he is I Dream of Jeanie wigglin...
467. Squirl said:
Bucky, a polka???
468. bethy-mae said:
Fun thing? I'm going to the Pub to play pool and talk smack with my friends, and drink Natty Lights cause I'm so fuckin poor right now. My tax return can't get here soon enough.
Poor Vaida, don't you just feel like your cursed sometimes? It'll get better. Right?
469. Mo said:
First concert...no joke...Milli Vanilli.
Last concert...drawing a blank. No idea. Ryan Adams maybe
470. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Yeah, Squirl, you did take me to the Beach Boys, and then proceeded to make sure I didn't get laid. Thanks, sis.
What? So I was 12, so what?
471. Susie said:
Whose brainy idea was it to take a 12-year-old to a concert?
472. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Polka is the best form of self defense since pooka. And it leaves one's finger cleaner in the end. huh huh.
And I want photographic proof of the I Dream of Jeannie Dance. Not that I'm a skeptic, but I wanna see pictures, dammit!
473. Squirl said:
Susie, it was my brainy idea. And this was an outdoor concert, if you get my meaning.
474. Vaida said:
bethy-mae, i hope so.
it can't get worse!!
i love to play pool!!
i want to hang out too
475. Susie said:
I gotcha, Squirl. I've been drinking coffee and having lots of brainy ideas today.
476. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
That should be your new band: Squirl Girl and the Brainy Ideas.
477. Squirl said:
Gotta keep those brainy ideas moving, right. :-)
478. JessicaRabbit said:
Oo ee Oo ah ah oo ee walla walla bing bang oo ee oo ah ahh ee eee walla walla bang bang
479. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Jess, I can't believe you of all people would forget the Ting Tang.
huh huh "Tang"
480. Squirl said:
Jess, that's a really old one. That's The Witch Doctor.
Bucky, I like the band name.
481. Vaida said:
oo eee ooh ah ah
482. JessicaRabbit said:
Hey im just quoting Nick here who cant control his bobbling, if anyone forgot the tang, its him.
483. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
_covering my ears_
Don't make me whip out the Tiny Tim catalog.
484. Susie said:
First album title: "We're Pissed"
Or maybe "We Pissed"
485. JessicaRabbit said:
Squirl, yeah I loved that stuff when I was little and Nick loves it now. Any Saturday afternoon you can find him in the garage with his hair greased back and 60's surfin/garage bands blaring while he works on some yucky car part.
486. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Okay, loathe as I am to admit this, I'm deadly curious what the bobblehead dance for the Witch Doctor song is.
I may hate myself later for asking about this, but...
487. Squirl said:
Susie, do I need to cut you in the royalties?
How about Let's Get Pissed?
488. Torrie said:
MUST. STEP. AWAY. FROM. COMPUTER.
God, am I addicted.
489. Squirl said:
Jess, I love that picture. And the music.
490. Susie said:
Yea, I'll need a cut of that.
Or maybe, with props to me, "The Pissed-in Suitcase"
491. squirll said:
i too am addicted to the internet... i should be doing billable work...but.i.cant.
492. JessicaRabbit said:
Bucky, its always uncontrolled pelvis combined with lots of grabbing of my ass or juggling of my tits while he sings along and cackles like a madman.
He isnt called the Bobblehead for nothing. I could set him on a dashboard and watch him go.
493. Torrie said:
MUST. BREAK. FREE.
494. Vaida said:
Okay, I haven't done shit since 9 am. It's 2:56, I need to do some work so I don't get fired!
Have a great weekend if I don't come back today!
495. Susie said:
Jessica, that is very intriguing. Is there video?
496. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
I so have the Ting Tang song stuck in my head. Which keeps making me think of Pootang, for some reason.
497. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Oh, yes, Squirl, you must incorporate Susie's Suitcase in the band. The sweet, pissed-in suitcase.
Jess...Nick looks so mild mannered! I never woulda taken him for a jug juggler. Wow, my universe is ROCKED.
498. southern fried girl said:
Squirl, what do you do for a living? I am also a slave to billable hours.
499. JessicaRabbit said:
Susie, oddly enough, yes there is. I got some Tom Jones birthday wiggling from him one year, oohh yeah, Whats new pussy cat? whoaaaa whooaaaaaaa whoa
I love Sex Bomb.
500. Squirl said:
I would love to use your Pissed-In-Suitcase. That is very definitely yours!!
501. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Wait, are you sayin' Nick is a sex bomb, too?
Oh, the revelations today...
502. Torrie said:
Taking my fat ass to the gym. See you guys later.
oh, and:
*"THIS LOVE HAS TAKEN IT'S TOLL ON ME...."*
Ha Ha. Try to get that out of your head suckers!
503. Susie said:
sfg, careful there. We're dealing with 2 different squirrels:
Squirll -- billable hours
Squirl -- Brainy rock star
504. JessicaRabbit said:
Bucky, he looks mild mannered but in his own words, Im freaking Deeeeeeranged.
Hes just a boobie pervert really. Like a kid with a new toy.
505. Squirl said:
SFG, Squirll has the billable hours. I'm Squirl and I'm salary, thank goodness.
And my comment about the suitcase didn't quite sound right.....
506. southern fried girl said:
Oh, jeeeez, I see that now. Why must y'all confuse me?
OK, the billable hour rodent - what do you do?
507. Squirl said:
Thank you Susie! You're a rock star in your own right, saw it on your site. I'm the one with the brainy ideas, though.
508. Susie said:
Yea, squirl, sounds like you're going on a trip and want to borrow it. Sure, hon. Lemme just dump this out...
509. JessicaRabbit said:
Bucky, Nick says he is many things and can not be labled, or understood.
510. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Oh, I have a label for him. But let's stick is somewhere it won't get hair caught in it.
511. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
OK, for anyone confused about the brainy idea and the suitcase, read this post and Susie's comment below it:
http://squirl1.blogspot.com/2005/04/brainy-idea.html
512. Squirl said:
Susie, got a little Lysol?
513. Susie said:
I was horribly confused. Thank you for that, Bucky.
514. Squirl said:
Thanks, Bucky, I might have been confused, too.
515. JessicaRabbit said:
Ok now that Nick has left the room, He really is just an out of control hill billy mechanic stuck in a 1950's mind set with some twisted wiggle stick action thrown in.
He says, he is the youngest crotchity old man around. And he really is.
516. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
That is the most freaking hysterical story I have ever heard. Piss in a suitcase! That is so kinky for 4 year olds.
517. Susie said:
It was what they used to call a "train case." Cheez whiz, it's not like anybody was going on a train...
Don't shame me, I might regress in my potty training.
518. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Let's talk about the word "crotchety", shall we?
How can a word with "crotch" as its root mean grumpy? I mean, isn't the crotch a guaranteed smile for people, sort of like a rainbow or a tax refund?
519. Squirl said:
Susie, if you regress in your potty training then you'll need to go see a therapist. Do they have a special rate for colleagues?
520. E-Lo said:
Chuck is a tax deduction? Really?
Seriously, as far as anything tax related is concerned, they are WAY cute.
521. squirll said:
squirll here. i was the #2 misspelled rodent to the comments. i give squirl credit for being first. I'm also salery, but i have to break down all my time to projects. landscape architecture isnt always that much fun as it sounds.....
522. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Depends on the crotch, Bucky. I'm sure your crotch would bring a smile to just about anyone, but what about a nasty crotch? Like, say, a crotch with crabs? Or a crotch with an A1 bottle permanently stuck in it? Oops, A1 is for the back door only.
523. Squirl said:
Squirll, thanks for giving me credit for being first. I hate to say how long it's been, but Squirl's been my nickname for 25 years. I actually put a post on my blog about why.
524. squirll said:
i've had it as a nickname for about 10 yrs now...mostly cause i can't spell.
525. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
I still think, though, that a nasty crotch will still make _someone_ smile. Let's face it - a sweet, clean crotch is a luxury that many of us take for granted. But in third-world countries, and many depressed areas of our own country, there are people who would light up like the 4th of July if some blistered, oozing, odiferous crotch presented itself.
And here's where Sally Struthers makes her pitch for World Douch Organization.
526. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Or, you know, "douche" if you're uppity about correct spellin' and all.
You clean-crotch-spoiled people.
527. Squirl said:
Squirl, my name was just given to me. Sounds like your story is closer to the Dooce story.
Bucky - GROSS
528. Squirl said:
I meant Squirll, now I can't spell
529. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Bucky, I almost pissed myself reading about odiferous crotches. You are right - even fetid crotches will find someone who loves them. As for crotchety, I always think of an old person when I hear that word. Maybe something very bad happens to old people's crotches when they get past a certain age. Could this be where the word comes from?
530. Susie said:
Bucky, you are a beautiful person, standing up for the dignity, the value, the worthiness of nasty crotches. You are a true humanitarian (sniff)...
531. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
This not spelling, it's a family trate.
532. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Don't sniff too hard, Susie.
533. JessicaRabbit said:
Man, as much as I would love to hang around talking about crotch all day, and really I could talk about crotch alllllll day long, I have two Princesses who are waiting for me so I must be off.
Bucky, fight the good fight baby, if anyone could organize clean crotches of the world it would have to be CuntwayTitty. Crotches United are a National Treasure. C.U.N.T.
Peace out.
534. Susie said:
katiebbaw, you'll need to ask Nilbo about that -- crotch changes due to aging
squirl, I'm afraid I exhausted my "professional courtesy discount therapy hours" years ago...
535. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Jess - Cuntway Titty was unavailable for the fund raiser, bein' dead and all, but I was able to scare up Syph Phyllis and the Pus Train for entertainment.
Happy Princessing! Better you than me!
536. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Does Nilbo already have to wear Depends and Oops I Crapped My Pants?
537. Squirl said:
A family trate, yes.
Syph Phyllis and the Pus Train? Again, Bucky - GROSS
538. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Squirl, don't go actin' all surprised, like you had nothin' to do with the way I turned out.
As I like to remind everyone once in a while, just 'cause I'm a sicko that way, you _did_ used to change my diapers.
539. Squirl said:
I have to admit that I did change your dirty drawers once. Mom had that lovely job.
Just because I introduced you to Frank Zappa music has nothing to do with the way you turned out.
540. Squirl said:
I meant that changing your diapers was usually left up to our poor mother.
541. Annabelle said:
re: Tiny Tim
I saw him perform live at a tiny, filthy circus in upstate New York when I was a little girl- he sang tiptoeing through the tulips and we thought he was such a big star because we had NOOO idea about the world. My Mom will always go, "Ew, Tiny Tim, you remember that poor sickly elephant at that circus and that insane- 500 ft high, one lane extension bridge we had to cross to get there?"
We was po.
542. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Oh, let's face it - nobody really changed my diapers. I was left to fling my poop at the cats, which, while fun, makes potty training a hard way to go.
543. Susie said:
Aw, Bucky. They didn't even give you a suitcase.
544. Squirl said:
And on that note, I'm going home.
545. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Squirl, you know I love you, girl...but how dare you take your bitch ass home before I take my bitch ass home? The inequity makes me tremble with envy.
Or maybe it's just gas.
546. Squirl said:
Must be the gas. :-)
Really gotta go now.
547. Emmylou said:
WHOA whoa whoa whoa whoa, Am I correct in asuming from the caption that if a person pays taxes in Utah, that they get a HouseHold Pet Deduction? Please Please tell me this isn't so.
548. squirll said:
lets all think of excuses for why we should go home early...
549. poop and boogies said:
Awesome pic.
Tons of comments Dooce Chat Room?
550. Confucius said:
I say: "Sometimes when funny lady make joke about canine as tax deduction, many flip out and take as serious."
I also say: "Who your daddy?"
551. southern fried girl said:
Squirll,
I think I am going to say I think I contracted the ebola virus. That is totally believeable, doncha think?
552. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
SFG - if you can make blood squirt from your nipples, you're halfway there!
On that note, I'm takin' my needs-to-be-ironed ass home now. Y'all have a rockin' weekend, and try to stay out of traffic.
553. squirll said:
i think my most productive time all week was monday morning between 8 & 11am. after that its all been down hill...
i say i got that new strain of flu that found its way into the research labs and that they are trying to distroy.
554. Summer said:
Heh, I may not be the oldest, but I'm going to win this one even though I'm late:
*My first concert was NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK*.
So, there.
555. Danika said:
Confucious you made me giggle!
I so totally cried when I found out I wasn't allowed to go see New Kids on the Block!!
556. squirll said:
rememeber...my first one was with the jeasus juice drinker himself!
557. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
My mom was afraid I would be trampled by the crazed teeny boppers at the NKOTB concert. I was so in love with Joey... I even had NKOTB dolls and a little stage with microphones for them to perform on. So sad.
558. squirll said:
i made my friends who were nkotb fans cry when i made fun of them. expecially joey. i useto be mean. im not anymore.
559. LeafGirl77 said:
I loved Jordan. I had the collecting cards....not all of them mind you...but a few
560. Summer said:
Yeah, but I was 13....and I KNEW better. I just could not stop myself from loving Jordan Knight. And, I promise you, he looked right at me during that concert and wanted to love me, too. But, alas, I was too young.
The world would never understand.
561. Annabelle said:
Katie, how old are you?
NKOTB were big when I was in sixth and seventh grade- I was born in 78. Aren't you in your early twenties?
562. Vaida said:
Confucius says:
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
563. victoria said:
OK Leta is cute and all, but I'm with Chuck: she's getting way too much air time, photographically speaking, and Chuck is not getting enuff. Chuck is too too cute. Ruff.
564. Danika said:
Confusious you just made me giggle.
I was sooo sad when I was told I wasn't allowed to go to the New Kids on the Block concert! I cried for weeks over that.
My very first CD was New Kids on the Block!
565. Annabelle said:
Leta has a massive forehead- those bangs need to be about three inches long to even reach the ole eyebrows. Lovin' it! Big brain baby!
566. Kait said:
Weeta looks too cute with her little crazy pigtails :)
567. Annabelle said:
Ah Katie, you're 25. sorry. yep, I'd be worried about my fourth grader getting trampled too.
568. Susie the Town Crier (Laugher?) said:
Fellow commenters Mamaramma and mrtl both posted really good news today!
569. So rolling my eyes. said:
Susie the town crier, just read your very cute entry in your blog about hubby on his knees converting to buddhism, but did you have to go there with the Biscuit Friday?
People, WE NEED NOT COPY DOOCE. We may be original. Please beware the temptation to COPY DOOCE- DON'T DO IT!
570. brooke said:
*2* tax deductions?? so, if you can take chuck, does that mean i can take lily, max, ava and smudge -- my 4 cats??? hahahahahahahaha
571. Susie the Town Crier (Laugher?) said:
So rolling, in my biz, we call that "spitting in the soup." Giving a compliment and then following it with a criticism. FYI, I am waaaay worse than copying dooce. Have you looked around blogworld, especially around the dooce commenters' blogs? It's been "Pet Friday" for AGES. I am a very late-comer to that party, copying the people who copied the people who copied dooce. And not at all ashamed. I do subscribe to the belief that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. NOT plagiarism, mind you, but saying, by one's actions, "Hey, that's a neat idea." I do not hold it against you at all that you don't subscribe to that belief. Perhaps you'll extend the same courtesy to me.
572. Poo said:
that dog is beutiful
573. So rolling my eyes said:
I stand corrected on the copying issue.
But from where I stand, there is nothing wrong with mixing praise with criticism. Nobody should expect complete praise or complete criticism. Most everything we do merits a little of both.
574. Bad Girl said:
# 574!!!
Yeah. . .this definitely reminds me of a chat room . . .
Does Chuck have some sort of bling on his collar?
575. LeafGirl77 said:
SO, anyone doing anything fun this weekend?
576. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Sorry Annabelle, I was working. Me, working? Woah! Anyway, yeah I was born in 1979 and when NKOTB was HOT I was probably 10 or 11.
577. lawbrat said:
Weekend fun? Kids are going to their dads, I'm child-free at 630 tonight, until sunday at 630. I'm going to watch law and order. Is that considered fun? I can sleep in tomorrow. That will be fun. I have a dull life.
578. squirll said:
i LOVE law and order. theres nothing wrong with that.
579. RazDreams said:
(#304 twasn't me commenting. weird to see a commenter with the "same" name!)
580. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
There are lots of people the come on here and comment with similar names. What is great, though, Raz, is when someone uses your name in a mean way. Like Katie-be-trashy-as-hell. I loved that one. That was great. Be thankful they aren't calling themselves Raz-Farts, or something. ;-)
581. AndreaBT said:
Hey, mouse has updated his site! New weekly posts coming Monday! I'm so excited, I'm about to hyperventilate...
www.savemouse.com (not my site, mine's linked with my name above)
582. AndreaBT said:
eye meen, izent thet owsum???
583. phoebe said:
but the bookmobile was cool!
584. Cloudy said:
I love Chuck with all my heart. Leta is nice, too.
585. Danika said:
Thanks AndreaBT! I've been missing Mouse!!!
586. greenthumb said:
LOL!!! the NKOTB references made me smile, and not because I had some crush on one of them. ;-)
I used to teach sunday school and I had 4 girls and 2 boys in my class. What made me smile about the reference was I remember the bottoms of the girls shoes having the names of the boys from the group written in all kinds of "I (heart) Joey" etc, etc. thanks for the memory.
587. Cake said:
Well, your CD collection looks shiny and costly.
How much did you pay for your bad Moto Guzi?
And how much did you spend on your black leather jacket?
Is it you or your parents in this income tax bracket?
Now tickets to concerts and drinking at clubs,
Sometimes for music that you haven't even heard of.
And how much did you pay for your rock'n'roll t-shirt
That proves you were there,
That you heard of them first?
How do you afford your rock'n'roll lifestyle?
How do you afford your rock'n'roll lifestyle?
How do you afford your rock'n'roll lifestyle?
Ah, tell me.
How much did you pay for the chunk of his guitar,
The one he ruthlessly smashed at the end of the show?
And how much will he pay for a brand new guitar,
One which he'll ruthlessly smash at the end of another show?
And how long will the workers keep building him new ones?
As long as their soda cans are red, white, and blue ones.
And how long will the workers keep building him new ones?
As long as their soda cans are red, white, and blue ones.
Aging black leather and hospital bills,
Tattoo removal and dozens of pills.
Your liver pays dearly now for youthful magic moments,
But rock on completely with some brand new components.
How do you afford your rock'n'roll lifestyle?
How do you afford your rock'n'roll lifestyle?
How do you afford your rock'n'roll lifestyle?
Excess ain't rebellion.
You're drinking what they're selling.
Your self-destruction doesn't hurt them.
Your chaos won't convert them.
They're so happy to rebuild it.
You'll never really kill it.
Yeah, excess ain't rebellion.
You're drinking what they're selling.
Excess ain't rebellion.
You're drinking,
You're drinking,
You're drinking what they're selling.
588. Susie said:
Does anyone understand what "blogshares" is? I just stumbled onto it, and they seem to be assigning values to blogs as though they are stocks? WTF?
589. southern fried girl said:
Katie, 29 minutes and counting!!!!!
590. K E N N Y (blaqenedwyte blog) said:
give us a link Susie
591. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Woot! 21 minutes SFG!
592. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
I hope that the blog market is doing better than the stock market because my 401k is bleeding right now. Damn economy. Bush, kiss my ass!
593. K E N N Y (blaqenedwyte blog) said:
BlogShares is a fantasy stock market where weblogs are the companies. Players invest fictional dollars on shares in blogs. Blogs are valued by their incoming links and add value to other blogs by linking to them. Prices can go up or down based on trading and the underlying value of the blog.
594. Kait said:
RE: so rolling my eyes
So now when anyone posts a picture of their dog on Friday, they are "copying" dooce?
Get a fucking grip.
595. Susie said:
K E N N Y (blaqenedwyte blog):
Sorry, I was away when you asked for the link.
Thank you for the info. I thought it must be something like that. Darn, I was all set to sell my blog!
596. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Kenny, do people who play the blog-market also like to watch Lord of the Rings and play Dungeons and Dragons? Because that sounds really boring.
597. Melinda said:
cute pic! So addicted to Dooce, I'm checking it via wi-fi on my laptop while on vacation in LONDON!
598. Susie said:
katiebbaw, it looked to me like the fantasy basketball or baseball or whatever, that some people like to play. Not my thing, but then my thing is to hang out on a blog with a bunch of people I don't know, and act goofy.
599. Torrie said:
I have met all of the New kids on the Block AND Marky Mark. I have pictures. I am *super* cool.
600. Susie said:
Torrie, all that and POKEY, too. You're way past cool;)