Too tired to continue crawling
She'd been crawling around with a carrot in her hand for over a half hour and finally she just stopped, fell flat on the floor and began nibbling on it. (Jon took this photo. You should see the whole series.)
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1. RazDreams said:
she so cute!!!
2. . said:
FIRST!
3. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Ahhh so cute!
4. giggles said:
What a cutie!!!!!
5. Dea said:
first among equals? equal among firsts?
6. christy said:
she is just too precious!!
7. ashik said:
Andrea - you're a sinophile? (i've never gone over to your blog before).
Do you have a list of favorites?
.... is like saying that Andrea is fairly a sinophile
hmm. doesn't really work
8. Splinter said:
Am I the first for once?
9. DonnaJo said:
So Sweet!
10. val said:
SO cute!
11. RazDreams said:
and girl! i love your *kitchen!*
12. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
It is precious how she is so tired but she still wants to nibble on her carrot. Like a little bunny!!! Leta is so cute. I just want to squeeze her little chunky cheeks!!!
13. Henryk_ said:
Aha, the long awaited change of...pic!
14. ashik said:
Does this mean we have to stop playing the "Name the Hottest Man" game and start talking about poop?
Please, no!
15. kh said:
she is SO CUTE!!!!!
16. Kate said:
I felt like that last night! However, I woke up on the couch, not the kitchen floor, at 4am. I'm not sure which is more comfortable...
17. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
I'm wondering what the significance of the numbers on the wall next to the clock have? Is the like Mary Tyler Moore and her initials on the wall in her apartment?
18. Circus Kelli said:
Awww... what a cutie.
She’d been crawling around with a carrot in her hand for over a half hour and finally she just stopped, fell flat on the floor and began nibbling on it.
Buddy does that. He'll walk or crawl around the entire room/house/whatever, then find a spot on the floor and fall face down with this butt up in the air and stay there. Only he doesn't carry a carrot around with him.
19. Henryk_ said:
she's looking for dropped choc chip cookie bits
20. naralius said:
she looks really tired
21. Suzie said:
I could NEVER take a picture from that angle as you'd see *every* bit of hair (5 cats and 1 dog) on the floor. No crumbs with all those animals, but hair galore!
Very cute picture of Leta as usual.
22. Allisoun said:
That (pic) is so sweet!!
23. LeafGirl77 aka Kendra in T-Bay said:
OOh ooh top 20?
24. k rain said:
TOO cute.
25. Muffy said:
THAT WAS ME ON SUNDAY!!!
26. julie said:
precious. absolutely.
27. B.LI said:
well top 25 aint bad, reading all the
28. Brian from LI said:
well top 25+1 aint bad
29. Amy said:
So Cute! Love Little Leta.
30. romy said:
hee! so cute. :)
31. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
I feel like such a slob whenever I look at Dooce's pictures. When Little P was a baby, he would undoubtedly find tiny crumbs or hairs on the floor that would immediately go into his mouth. And when my niece is rolling across the floor in my living room, she ends up with various strands of hairs and debris on her clothing. Dooce's floor looks very clean. I am jealous.
32. ieatcrayonz said:
Must...have...chocolate...pop tart...now...please...send...help...can't...breathe.
33. Muffy said:
Leta, did you mix pop-tarts and jello-shots again?
34. LeafGirl77 aka Kendra in T-Bay said:
Damn slow computer!
35. Henryk_ said:
and fight for the cookie bits with the cockies
36. Allisoun said:
Swiffer WetJet!!
37. Brian from LI said:
BLAST!!! Distracted reading yesterdays comments and wondering where today's was.... dropped down to 36
38. Henryk_ said:
Damn slow computer operator!
39. Allisoun said:
HenryK... hehehhe Good one.
40. becaru said:
Still in a chocolate pop tart-induced sugar coma?
41. Allisoun said:
What are you doing up so late anyways?
42. sleepingmommy said:
I love pictures like this. When they are so exhuasted they just drop in their tracks. I have a photo of my daughter around Leta's age and she had dropped where she was on the floor. It's been my site header for a long time. Alas it will be changing soon. I needed a new desigh badly and just couldn't make the picture work. :(
Good thing Leta had food with her so she could refuel. It's essential to take snacks when you exercise you know.
43. Heather said:
She's insanely cute.
44. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
I use the Swiffer Wet Jet in my kitchen and it works wonders. And I vacuum my carpet constantly. But there are still hairs that remain on the floor. I don't know how to deal with this, apart from shaving my head so my hairs don't end up everywhere.
45. Henryk_ said:
Allisoun.....No wuckin furries!
46. bethy-mae said:
uh oh looks like sleepy time.
I'm really liking the cabinets.
47. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
SleepingMommy, your baby is SO cute!
48. Em said:
Poor little sleepy. Nothing cuter than a baby in pajamas.
49. Pissy Britches said:
Aww..how cute..she wants you to tote her happy lil' ass to bed Dooce!
50. Katrina said:
Why did google put up a conservative gay mans blog as an ad for Leta and her carrot?
I think somebody at Google has their mind in the gutter...reckon they are a regular dooce commenter?
51. Henryk_ said:
ok...the bed really is calling for me!
night allll!
52. Annabelle said:
Does swiffer really get a floor clean? I mean, I feel like my cheapo-linoleum floor really needs a good scrub once in a while. Please inform, KBBAW.
53. southern fried girl said:
Holy shit, I go copy a few things and there are 50+ comments already. Happy Hump Day y'all. :)
54. Allisoun said:
Nite Henryk.
55. Susannah said:
Ouch... ovaries... hurting... must... have... baby...
And KBBAW - please don't feel like a slob, you should see my floors. With my long haired dog, long haired cat, and long haired self, I could sweep daily and my wood floors STILL look like carpet. Heather's are abnormally clean, I firmly believe that!
56. Henryk_ said:
Nothing cuter? Esp when they are quietly sleeping!
57. RazDreams said:
fish! and a new post to boot! what a lovely morning. :-)
58. Henryk_ said:
Just like I am about to do. Ciao!
59. AndreaBT said:
And I was last! Hahaha
Ashik, I'm not an official sinophile. I lived in China for three years, so I love most things Chinese. I'm not an expert on China, just a lover!
60. AndreaBT said:
And I'm off to have a shower now...
61. Gooooder said:
why is the google adsense for homocon?
i see nothing related in the caption or picture! Why!
62. Annabelle said:
No Susannah, I totally disagree. I only actually mop my hardwood floors about twice a month- I pretty much just sweep or vacuum them and they look that clean AND I have two cats. The appearance of clean, however, especially with hardwood, can be deceptive.
My kitchen floor, however, MUST mop thrice weekly otherwise I feel filthy all over.
63. Allisoun said:
Me too Annabelle. I love the anti-bac WetJet juice... it's just an easier form of mopping with pinesol.
64. Wickedfun said:
Umm...y'all? Did I miss the design memo that told us that random numbers placed on the wall near a clock are now THE happening design trend? 'Cause if I did, someone needs to 'splain that one to me 'cause I just don't get it.
65. Allisoun said:
Oh, and smells SOOOO good too!
66. greenthumb said:
Funny how it looks like just another day on the floor to her, but if one of us was laying like that right now, we would be thinking, I need to get up off the floor, I really do. Oh god, I need to clean, look at the dust bunnies under the furniture. If I get up I won't see them anymore. Out of sight, out of mind. Is that a fork? oh geez...there's a fork under the couch.
67. ashik said:
Andrea, I'm dumb. For some odd reason my mind did a thing where it read Sinophile and thought Cinemaphile... thus the "favorites" question. :)
68. naralius said:
am I the only one jumping arround with the news that Britney is having a Baby.
69. Beth said:
God, I know how she feels. Cute!
70. RazDreams said:
dooce, don't flog me, but i muchmuch prefer jessica simpson's boobs to britney's boobs. i'm just sayin...
71. LadyBug said:
That is such a sweet picture.
And your kitchen is immaculate.
Clean kitchen, lovely Leta, happy Heather...all is right in the Blurbodoocery.
72. Susannah said:
Anabelle - you are one lucky girl then. I swept my floors last night, as I usually do every night, and this morning there were little tumbleweeds of animal hair rolling down my foyer. And I love the wet-jet but for it to not be kind of gross, you have to keep the hair up off the floor long enough to use the wet-jet. Its a never-ending battle those damn floors.
73. Wickedfun said:
Leta is too cute, and seemingly oblivious of Daddy on the floor in front of her. My kids are such hams, that the minute I plopped down on the floor camera in hand, the posing would begin. So much for candid photography.
74. Annabelle said:
What if I'm infertile and I don't start trying until I'm 30?!?!? Oh god, what would I do? I'll have to adopt a chinese baby.
I can't have a baby. I won't have health insurance after september.
75. Muffy said:
Kids NEED to roll around on a dirty floor. It aids in building their immunity. People who keep their house freaky clean aren't doing their kids any favors. Although, maggots on the floor and 10 hounddogs running through the house probably would be overdoing it.
Which reminds me, I haven't seen any "house of horrors" on the news lately. I always feel better about my housekeeping skills when I see someone who has Christmas decorations in the bathtub.
76. Annabelle said:
That sounded bad- I would LOVE to adopt a chinese baby, just after I've had a few of my own. I really think I want to do that- I've always just felt "called" to it.
77. Annabelle said:
Muffy, you are a sensible broad. I like you.
78. smee said:
greenthumb, i totally agree. such sadness that we can't just hang on the floor more often, calmly chewing on our carrot.
i think i'll try that later.
after i mop.
79. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Annabelle, Swiffer is good for keeping floors clean, but I still give my floor a good scrub now and again. Swiffer isn't going to get out that built-in grime, but it is great for in-between cleanings.
80. Muffy said:
Thanks Annabelle. Glad you stuck around. And I talked to my matron-of-honor-who-got-me-drunk-the-night-you know the story, who is also a "car girl"and knows her stuff. Perfectly normal to need to get the clutch line bled (i don't know if that is right, all I know, is that there is air somewhere in the workings of my clutch). So now I feel better.I'm actually doing some work between comments. I even fixed the paper shredder! I'm so proud of myself, I think I'll have a smoke.
81. christy said:
A question in the back ...
What are the numbers on the wall about? Are they just for interesting graphic art or do they represent something?
Inquiring minds want to know.
82. Muffy said:
Oooh. I am regressing back to yesterday's comments, but I just typed a word that has two meanings. "Butternut". Say it a few times. Butternut. Butt or nut.
I had TOO much coffee. Think I'll go upstairs and kill wasps.
83. Susie said:
greenie, you tickled me. (With your comment, I mean.)
dooce, I must take this personally. I think my mother-in-law paid you to post this, to shame me into cleaning my kitchen better. It worked.
Precious little carrot-eater.
84. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
I had the same question, Christy. Maybe it's their phone number, or something. At first I thought maybe it was 1 through 10 to teach Leta her numbers, but there are two 2's. Unless that is the new Utah math.
85. LadyBug said:
*RazDreams* (#57): Fish? Where?
86. Danika said:
I too am wondering about the numbers next to the clock.
Leta is so cute! I love when babies just stop where they are and flop down.
87. POKEY said:
I like carrots, too.
88. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Muffy:
Let me give you a topic. Buttanuts. Are they butta' or nuts? (circa 1990 Coffee Klatch Lady on SNL). Mike Myers was so funny in those days.
89. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Punch them wasps in the face, Muffy.
90. Ana said:
I wish I could do that without people thinking I'm crazy.
91. Muffy said:
SHIT! A sheet of labels just got stuck in my laser printer!
I am SO going home tonight to "talk to phil". And play old sega genesis games. And clean my floor.
92. RazDreams said:
(ladybug: see #43. an awesome blogger chic.)
93. KeyLimePie said:
Top 100! Hey....that's an accomplishment for some of us...
In this picture Leta looks so much like a little girl now - a real live KID, not just a cute mushy baby! But a REALLY CUTE kid!
94. TulsaOkie said:
I have to know.. does she eat the full carrot or does she chew on it then spit little, orange, mushy stuff all over the floor.. Oh that's just my daughter.. Gotcha!!
Good shot hubby of Dooce!
95. Girl From Ipanema said:
man, she looks how I feel this morning...you and me both, leta! I eat on the floor, too!!! :)
96. Nilbo said:
Muffy, do you credit your immunity built up from a childhood of laying face down in the floor for your ability to bounce back after a weekend where you (for whatever reason) end up face down on the floor? Because that is an awesome rationale for ... something.
97. stella said:
her hair color matches the kitchen!
98. Jack said:
First?
99. Agent 99 said:
Did i type fast enuf, agent 86?
100. honeybunny said:
god, i feel like that today, too. only leta looks more comfortable in those clothes. i hate dressing up for work.
101. kristine said:
Dooce - Britney open up comments? Are you suggesting she knows how to read?
102. Torrie said:
Leta, human swiffer.
103. bethy-mae said:
Oh groan... I just clicked on Homocon. Curiosity rewarded with a large erp. It spouts the same beligerant crap as any other right wing nut blogger. And if he really is gay, I'll eat my shorts.
104. Chris From Ohio said:
I've been to parties where there were adults in much the same position come first light the following day. Of course, carrots were rarely the cause...
105. greenthumb said:
#103 bethy-mae: whose gay? the rock?
106. K E N N Y (blaqenedwyte blog) said:
I've never seen anyone's kitchen floor - under their cabinets - so freakin clean in my entire life! And I've looked!!
107. Torrie said:
I FINALLY LINKED ALL OF YOU BIATCHES ON MY BLOG.
LET ME KNOW IF I FORGOT ANYONE.
I'D APPRECIATE SOME RECIPRO-LINKING.
108. August95 said:
Who doesn't lay down with their carrots. HA!
109. Muffy said:
Nilby: I have no allergies and we certainly didn't live in a germ free house (dog and two cats at any given time). I rarely get sick and have great immunity. I played in the mud too.
My problems this weekend stemmed from a severely weakened tolerance to alcohol, due to the fact that I GREW UP and realized, "Hey, Hangovers Suck It!" But yea, Leta was the equivalent of me in the bathroom of the "Family Affair" with relatives I haven't seen in years waiting for me in the banquet room. I only WISH i could have been able to even EAT a carrot. Leta's definately ahead of me on that one. GO LETA!
110. bethy-mae said:
Ha Ha Ha the Rock? You wish.
I think I heard that somewhere. Please verify?
111. Michelle Brady said:
Oh my goodness, I can't begin to explain how adorable she is. I absolutely love this photo.
112. southern fried girl said:
Torrie,
How do you do that? I am blog clueless because I would so love to do that - as a reminder to myself to read up on y'all if anything. :)
113. southern fried girl said:
If the Rock is gay, I will curl up and die. I will still lick him though.
114. Torrie said:
SFG, I used www.blogrolling.com.
115. southern fried girl said:
Awesome, thanks Torrie. I will check that out tonight. I love reading up on you all. You keep me laughing.
116. LeafGirl77 aka Kendra in T-Bay said:
Henryk_ ...I'll get you. Comment 38 was a little harsh.. don't you think?
I would have responded earlier, but I was conducting interviews...oh god. Who do I get to work with for 9 hours a day this summer?? ... and live with even...
117. greenthumb said:
I heard he 'came out' on The Ellen Degeneres Show...
118. LadyBug said:
Ah, RazDreams (#92), I thought you meant the Other Fish. As in SymbioticFishes.
119. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
The Rock is SO not gay. He is married with a kid. If he is gay, I just might have to curl up into a ball and cry. Can you imagine a guy named The Rock being gay. Then again... Rock Hudson was.
120. Torrie said:
Greenie, he is married.
(not that that has stopped anyone before)
121. Annejelynn said:
ahhhhh - s'te was vaywee tyurd
122. Wicked H said:
Awwwww.
What's up Doc?? Too tuckered out to tell us.
123. Muffy said:
MICHAEL BRADY (Something "Reed") from The Brady Bunch was also a pillow biter. He died of AIDS I believe. So you can never really tell. Personally, if he IS gay, then maybe my fiancee will stop watching wrestling in my presence. I swear I lose brain cells.
ALthough the Eugene skits do kind of crack me up. THe Forrest Gump bit was hilarious.
124. southern fried girl said:
Greenthumb,
Are you still talking about The Rock? Please say no. Oh my.
125. red said:
you should let us see the whole series -- you're holding out on us!! :)
126. Torrie said:
Katie, I can't imagine a guy named The Rock NOT being gay.
127. moe said:
Longtime lurker but I feel the need to share…
If you enjoy the train wreck that is Britney and her wardrobe (as I do) go here:
http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/britney_spears/index.html
Y'all, I am not comment literate, I have no idea how to make that a live link.
128. Sara said:
Aaaaaah! Too frickin' cute! She looks like she has no. More. Energy.
129. POKEY said:
The ROCK? GAY?
130. Dave M said:
You all wonder how the kitchen floor is so clean... a little Pledge on that outfit would do wonders. You can't see the front of it in the picture, can you?...
I hate the Swiffer Wet (where the moistened pads look like something a hemmorhoid sufferer would use). Their new ad slogan should be: "You'll Wish You Just Used a Mop"
131. Danika said:
Thanks for the site link Moe. Very funny.
132. greenthumb said:
this all started when I asked if bethy-mae was talking about The Rock. I don't know these things for fact...take a deep breath ladies, uncurl and stop 'rock-ing' back and forth.
133. Muffy said:
Dave M. LMAO.
134. POKEY said:
I'm no lady. I'm just curious.
135. Muffy said:
Greenthumb is right. All you ladies can chill. Rumor control, Rumor control!
Oh, and by the way, Britney is really a lesbian. Kevin/Keith (I don'tkeep up on her husband(s) names) is just her beard. HA!
136. LeafGirl77 said:
You know... I have a problem with these disposable cleaning implements. I know they're handy, but...I just can't do it!
137. Allisoun said:
Dave, you're right - those "pads" on the swiffer are nasty. Then again, thats why they're disposable.
138. bethy-mae said:
Greenie you started a riot. I was actually talking about that blog ad right below Leta's picture. I wouldn't look if I were you at least not this close to lunch.
139. southern fried girl said:
Dave,
I agree - those pads are gross but they sure do come in handy with one messy dog and two furball cats. Not to mention the dirt that is just tracked in from outside.
140. eddo said:
Heather! Is she eating directly off the floor?
A. Those floors do look clean enough to eat off of.
B. In order to keep the floors clean you need to keep Leta off of them, or teach her how to use the swiffer.
141. greenthumb said:
too funny bethy-mae...what a storm we caused.
142. Mrs. Rock said:
Oh. I'll cancel that meeting with my attorney.
143. JC's Mom said:
I have to say I have wasted more time reading this site in past month. But not wasted in a bad sense. Dooce's writing and the interesting comments make my tummy hurt. My son is in love with Leta pics. Guess he has a thing for younger girls :P (He's almost 3) Thank You Dooce and Dooce community,
144. AndreaBT said:
Pokey, we know you're no lady. But you actually sounded *excited* about the Rock's questionable status there for a minute. Somethin' you wanna share?
;)
145. Torrie said:
Does anyone else have a problem seeing the pictures on Self Portrait Day ( I just see empty boxes with red x's)? Or, is it just me?
I've refreshed. It's not working.
146. the niffer said:
Moe - that was a great site.
Raz - I agree. Jessica's boobs are way better. I wish I had just a fraction of that frontage.
Leta's parents - you have such a cute kid.
147. POKEY said:
I don't discriminate.
It would be wrong to deprive half the population of THIS.
148. the niffer said:
Oh man, now I can't shake the image of Pokey doing the Rock, while Toxic plays in the background.
149. Mona said:
Wow....she really is too cute words, and I wish I could get away with doing that in my kitchen.
150. ange said:
god your pictures give me baby fever.
151. Torrie said:
OK, I guess since nobody answered, I'm the only one with the problem.
152. mighty! said:
torrie
what are you refering to i.e self portrait day
to lazy to scroll up...
yawn zzzzzzzzz
153. the niffer said:
We're not ignoring you, Torrie. I'll go check out SPD right now.
154. Torrie said:
Mighty,
www.selfportraitday.com
155. MIGHTY! said:
Jessica's boobs might be better but to bad she has a 'butter face...'
156. the niffer said:
Mighty, are you sleeping on the floor?
Torrie - I can see photos but they are the same ones from last week.
157. the niffer said:
Mighty - you think so? Her music sucks for sure (hope I didn't offend anyone) but I think she's pretty in a Barbie doll kind of way.
158. Torrie said:
Niffer, yes, I can't see last weeks photos. Weird.
ANYONE HAVE ANY IDEAS FOR ME?
159. LeafGirl77 said:
what is a "butter face"?
160. mighty! said:
something is wrong with your comp.
i see pics of ugly people...I wish I saw red x's..
161. the niffer said:
Took me a sec, too Leafy:
"nice body, but her face..."
162. the niffer said:
Mighty! Behave! Be nice!
163. mighty! said:
Re:butter face......
"Man she has a smoking body, but her face..."
164. dänika said:
oh, Leta, baby girl, you just made my day sunnier.
165. LeafGirl77 said:
OK. Gotcha... thanks
166. Susie said:
niffer! I just left a comment at kalki's saying how I think Jessica is cuter than Britney. I don't think she has a "butter face." I think she could just stop singing and be a professional cute person.
167. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Kind of like "summer" teeth.
168. Susie said:
I'll bite. What's "summer" teeth?
169. mighty! said:
sorry nif...
not into the fakity fake face....
plus she has a jaw bordering on the hapsburg look...
yikes!!
now her sister!!!!
minimal plastic surgery...me likey... and she dances like a goon....awesome!
170. the niffer said:
'professional cute person'
That's good. I wish I could do thtat for a living.
You know, Leta might be able to make some cash as a professional cute person.
171. Torrie said:
Ok, I haven't been able to see the pictures for about two weeks, and now that we are having this conversation, I can see them.
Murphy's Law.
172. the niffer said:
That's ok Mighty. To each his (or her) own.
173. Muffy said:
Summer teeth: Some er' here, some'er not.
Ever hear of knick-knack ass?
That's when your butt sticks out so far, you can use it as a shelf for a hummel collection.
174. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Some are there, Some are not. Summer teeth.
175. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
My sister definitely has a knick-knack ass. We always called it a ghetto booty, but I think knick-knack ass is much more descriptive.
176. tk said:
Way too cute...
177. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
I actually feel really bad for Britney. She experienced placenta previa, which is really dangerous from what I hear.
I personally like Britney's ta-ta's already, nevermind what they will look like in the 3rd trimester. I get the feeling she is going to be a fat pregnant woman, so those things are gonna be mammoth.
178. Annabelle said:
All the women in my ass have pancake asses- pretty self-explanatory. I've been noticing however that since i gained a little bit of weight the booty is beginning to protrude just a little, which I think is cool- no where near a knick-knack ass, but a slight protrusion.
179. Annabelle said:
Hah!!!!!!!!!!!!
I said "all the women in my ass"!
I meant to say, "all the women in my family".
180. Annabelle said:
Yeah, my cousin had the placenta begin to separate from her uterus- she lost the baby. I'm surprised Brittney announced it to be honest after experiencing that- normally you wait for the all clear.
181. Torrie said:
Annabelle, All of the WOMAN IN YOUR ASS?
Exactly how many woman can you fit up there?
182. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Let's all have a party in Annabelle's ass!
:-)
183. J-lo said:
All the women in my ass eat pancakes.
184. Muffy said:
Let me grab my KY and aloe vera gel!
185. Talia said:
omgsocute,can'tusespacebar
186. Torrie said:
Annabelle, just so you know, you've made my day.
187. Muffy said:
Dammit. They slipped out. I've got all this astroglide on my hands from this morning....By the way, how was the ride home, Pokey?
188. Torrie said:
I'm with you Katie!
I hope Bucky brings her rolling pin.
189. Susie said:
Mine, too, Annabelle. Really, truly LOL.
Everyone mis-comments sooner or later, if they comment enough. I know I have.
190. Ben Affleck said:
Annabelle, Can I come to your party?
191. Danika said:
That mistake had me laughing so hard Annabelle!!
I also had pancake ass... but then I gained a little weight and became a secretary.. and now I have a nice ass. Hopefully it stays this way. :)
192. LeafGirl77 said:
I love parties. Can I be invited?
I cracked up when you wrote "All the women in my ass..." I kept re-reading it trying to get some meaning...but I just couldn't!
193. Annabelle said:
Glad I could entertain you all. And no, Ben Affleck, you may not attend the party in my ass. It's for women only.
194. LeafGirl77 said:
What? Too needy?
195. U.B. said:
I'm still just stunned that Brittney isn't a virgin any more...
196. Vaida said:
She's a bloody whore!
197. Nilbo said:
I'll be really sad if I don't get invited to the party in Annabelle's ass.
Who's bringing the chips n dip? Do we get to play Twister?
198. LeafGirl77 said:
She was born a whore.
199. Sarah said:
God, she looks like me at the end of the day.
200. Vaida said:
~Ode To Jude Law~
Your skin is like butta'
Your lips I could kiss
It's hard to believe you really exist
I want to have you in my bed
And if you ask I'll give you h***
You've got my heart
It's clearly struck
But enough of this
Let's go f**k.
AH HA HA I AM SOOOO BORED.
201. U.B. said:
Man, 'whore' is pretty strong. But *bloody whore* just evokes some awful imagery.
I need to go loofah my brain after that...
202. Muffy said:
Hey Leaf and Vaida:
Our lovely host Heather might be offended by that "whore" comment...Don't you know the rules yet?
(I can't stand her either...ssshhh)
203. Ben Affleck said:
I miss Bucky.
>:(
204. Vaida said:
I'm not even British! I just like to use the opportunity to say "bloody" whenever I can.
205. Annabelle said:
Nilbo, you are a man.
206. Vaida said:
I though she was only in love with her chest. I'm sorry. I didn't know it was the whole package.
207. Annabelle said:
I'm with you, Vaida. Perhaps if you want to be British without evoking the seventeenth century or Bloddy Mary, you could've just called her a "slapper".
208. bethy-mae said:
knick knack ass. lol! I always heard it called ghetto booty.
209. LeafGirl77 said:
Oh sorry. Um... let me rephrase that.... she as chaste as a....um..... porn queen??
Is that nicer?
210. Nilbo said:
Yeah, Annabelle ... but I'm really in touch with my feminine side. So it's OK. And I promise not to stand up quickly.
211. Vaida said:
Crikey! I've never used the word slapper bef'r mate.
ah ha ha ha
212. ashik said:
How about a "trollop"
That's what they've been calling Camilla PB
213. Vaida said:
Didn't ANYONE enjoy my Ode To Jude Law??????????
214. Susannah said:
Vaida--I thought it was lovely. I was just stunned because apparently BRITNEY ISN'T A VIRGIN? What??? I was sure when I heard she was pregnant that it was the next immaculate conception.
Damn.
215. Torrie said:
Vaida, don't you hate it when everyone ignores you?
216. LeafGirl77 said:
No one commented on my ode to MARMITE the other day either.
No one likes poetry?
Vaida, I liked your ode to Jude Law .
217. Biggest Apple said:
That is exactly me today.
218. Vaida said:
Dooce Dictionary
TROLLUP >adj. (troll-up)
slut, skank, whore; woman who gets around
ex. Dang, X (insert name here) is such a trollup. She's scrumpin another guy tonight.
219. Torrie said:
Is anyone else excited about America's Next Top Model Tonight?
220. mighty! said:
Nilbo... I think you might be un invited to the party in Annabelle's ass...
I think it's a woman thang only...
BTW what are the rules re: the word whore?? or does that only pertain to Britney Spears?
221. Laura said:
Can we please see the whole series?
222. Vaida said:
Torrie, it's not so much that I hate being ignored. It's that I hate being ingnored when I'm so proud of what I've just created! Hmpf!
223. Vaida said:
Thank you LeafGirl.
In Ode To LeafGirl
They say Marmite is yucky
It tastes worse than meat that is raw
But I'll eat it all up
If it's all over Jude Law
224. U.B. said:
I heard that some of the Brits were calling Camilla a trollop, but thought most of them referred to her as 'Seabiscuit'?
225. Tormund said:
First?????
226. LeafGirl77 said:
Vaida:
I appreciate your artistic ode to me.
My attempt:
Veluptuous Britney doesn't hold a candle to you.
Are you sure you are not british?
I think I like your name more than play-dah (which says a lot!)
Do you like Jude Law or Clive Owen more?
Ahhh, this poem isn't nearly witty enough...
227. Britney Spears said:
Um, that is so not cool, calling me a whore. I married my baby's daddy. Kevin is sooooooooooo hot. OMG I luv him. I'm fixin to get a pair of jean shorts that say Mrs. Federline on them. OMG, I can't believe I am married! And I am having a baby! This is super cool. I am soooo going to be an awesome mom.I'm going to get me some awesome pregnant clothes, or whatever you call them. I am so hungry! I think I am going to throw my unwashed hair up on top of my head and walk barefoot to the mini mart and get me some cheetos and mountain dew.
Wait! who's that girl that Kevin is talking to?
Laters!
Luv Britney.
228. suburban*misfit said:
I just laugh-snorted Coke onto my computer screen.
OMG, I cannot BELIEVE that Britney is COMMENTING here.
Like, OMG!
229. southern fried girl said:
Torrie, you crack me right the fuck up.
230. The Real Britney Spears said:
Who is that pozer? Like, you don't even sownd like me. And like, I think it's Jusdin's babey.
231. Vaida said:
LeafGirl, you did good!
I wish I were British
But I'm afraid that I'm not
Otherwise I'd say things like
"Arses! You tart!"
I dig British guys
The accent is randy
Especially Law
And his arousing eye candy
232. ashik said:
Vaida and U.B. - you are awesome
When you got it - flauuuunt it
233. POKEY said:
Just wait, nonbelievers. Britney's baby will be ORANGE.
234. ashik said:
Oh, and by the way, Vaida, I'm sort of split between Gael Garcia Bernal (like i said earlier and everyone also ignored, pft) and Jude Law. Which means that you should have him since you're more faithful.
Although I AM having his baby....
235. Peter Hentges said:
First let me remind you, gentle doocelings, that a) whether or not The Rock is gay is likely none of our collective business, b) gay folks are as diverse as the rest of us, so there's no telling from outside criteria like occupation, marital status, having reproduced, etc. and c) if he was gay, we'd still be able to smell what The Rock was cookin'.
Next on my agenda is the appearance of rampant discrimination in these very comments. I am disappointed that it has been blithely accepted that the party in Annabelle's ass is for women only. I'll have you know that I'm a fun guy at parties, be they in the asses of women I've never met or elsewhere. To be summarily excluded from a party before I even get to trot out my best Ben Affleck impression is unconscionable.
236. Vaida said:
ashik, thank you for being so generous. It's especially helpful because i haven't a clue who Gael Garcia Bernal is.
237. Sarah said:
I hope Britney gets massive ugly stretch marks all up and down her belly and boobs and then has to have a C-section to add a nice big scar. Then she'll realize pregnancy isn't all it's cracked up to be.
238. Britney Spears said:
What's unconscionable mean?
Is that like when you faint or somethin?
239. Vaida said:
Peter! Are you British? Because right now the subject pertains to hot British guys. If you are, ashik said she will do you.
240. LeafGirl77 said:
WOW, until now I never knew who Gael Garcia Bernal was. He's hot. I think I'll rent the Motorcycle Diaries this weekend. I have been meaning to, but for some reason "Daredevil" won last week. Ugh.
241. ashik said:
Hiiiii, Peter....
242. Leila said:
Again...on the count of three...all together now...one...tw- I said on the count of *three*...1...2...3! Aawwwwwwwwwww.
243. LeafGirl77 said:
By the way Vaida, just cuz I'm dumb... does bibliophile mean you like books...or the bible specifically?
244. Vaida said:
I just checke out this Gael guy. He's not bad, but in some pics he's got this skinny little mustache and looks like a bad porn star.
245. ashik said:
Wooo hooo, LeafGirl!
Warning, though: he IS short. But "SO HOT...want to touch the hiney"
246. mighty! said:
I think the convo is including hot mexican guys as well....
Gael Garcia Bernal case in point
247. suburban*misfit said:
Oh, Sarah. I so agree with you and I have been there.
248. Vaida said:
bibliophile is a person that likes books
249. LeafGirl77 said:
Yes, mister Gael is tasty!
What's with these guys named Gale and Gael. mmmmm...me like
250. LeafGirl77 said:
Thanks Vaida. Figured. I just had a dumb moment.
OK, back to conducting interviews. Back in an hour or so!
251. Britney Spears said:
OMG, I just totally got cheeto dust all over my kabbaler bracelet.
Madonna is going to kill me.
252. Muffy said:
Mighty, would you like a "Dirty Sanchez"?
253. Krista said:
Okay, I have to post *here* only because you don't open comments anymore, and I have to share. This morning I ran around my office with the glee of a three year old screaming "She's pregnent, she's pregnent". And if anyone would appreciate that, unlike my snippid office mates, you would! How dare they not appreciate all that is Britney!
254. mighty! said:
for some hot Gael Garcia Bernal action, check out 'y tu mama tambien'
there's a reason it was banned in mexico....
255. POKEY said:
Well said, Peter. They won't let me in there either.
256. Peter Hentges said:
Well, I'm not British, I'm sorry to say, but I can fake the accent if I've had enough ale. (I suspect, in fact, that British accents are caused by the drinking of ale. Witness how Australian accents are like British, only more so. Those Aussies, they do the drinking.)
257. Vaida said:
I don't appreciate ANY overpaid pop stars.
258. mighty! said:
honestly muffy??
not really.
gonna have to pass.
Thanks for asking.
259. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Torrie, I am excited for America's Next Top Model. I felt bad for the poor, wet chihuahua that got booted last week.
260. Vaida said:
You have GOT to check this out.
It's REAL and real f'ing funny.
http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/Gallery/gallery.html
261. Bruce said:
how cute!
am I first?
262. Vaida said:
Yes Bruce. You are. You're first.
Bruce, are you British?
ha ha
263. Peter Hentges said:
I tell ya, POKEY, first they start keeping the orange, rubber horses out of women's asses and next thing we're sending people to camps.
264. Annabelle said:
I don't get it Peter. Confused.
265. AndiMAC said:
Looking at Leta makes me long for my bed. I am here at work and all I wish to do is just lay down on the floor and snooze.
266. Britney Spears said:
Um, wait, you're NOT suppossed to stick orange rubber things up your ass?
267. Vaida said:
Only carrots. Stick a carrot up there, and then TWIST.
268. Annabelle said:
Vaida Sultenfuss, you have not updated your blog lately. Tsk-tsk-tsk.
269. Peter Hentges said:
It goes back to your comment #193, Annabelle. You said the party in your ass was for women only. For shame! (And all in fun.)
270. POKEY said:
Peter, you and I seem to have a lot in common. Are you hung like a horse, too?
You can join my movement. You know, as soon as I get it moving.
Britney, pay no attention to what you read here. Our time together was good and right. I was right where I belonged. And now we'll have a little orange white-trash horse-person. I weep with joy.
271. Vaida said:
I have not updated it because I get critized by people that like to wash dogs while they are naked. I just wasn't prepared to handle the wrath of having my own blog.
272. Susie said:
Well that's just silly, Vaida. My dog is always naked when I'm washing him. Don't let naked-dog haters keep you from blogging.
273. U.B. said:
Wow, a Dirty Sanchez reference on dooce! Funny AND disgusting!
How 'bout a Cleveland Steamer? Rusty Trombone? Anyone? Bueller???
274. Annabelle said:
Oh Vaida! Don't despair, darling. Just because we didn't agree about naked shower sharing with canine friends doesn't mean we didn't like your blog.
Peter, what I don't get is about sending people to camps.
275. Annabelle said:
What the heck is a dirty sanchez? A cleveland steamer? A rusty trombone?
276. Britney Spears said:
Pokey, shhhhh.
277. Annabelle said:
A slow boat to tuna town?
278. bethy-mae said:
Oh sweet Lord, here we go again.
279. Peter Hentges said:
Now, POKEY, the manner in which I'm hung is simply a matter that must remain between me and those I choose to share myself with. (Though I've heard no complaints.) As for your movement, I think you and Gumby will be the best spokes-bendys for the rights of bendy-kind. I offer you my support, however; fight the power!
280. Torrie said:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dirty+sanchez
281. Peter Hentges said:
Oh, sorry Annabelle - Nazi reference; you know, exclusion to discrimination to absurd exaggeration to Nazis. It's the classic humor progression.
282. Torrie said:
Annabelle, you are so good and pure. Stick around here and we'll change that.
283. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Torrie, that is the most heinous thing I have ever heard of.
You are awesome.
284. Annabelle said:
Hmmm. Petrovich, sounds like the classic insanity progression. I thought that's what you were implying, and politically and philosophically I don't like it.
I'm not for discrimination, but exclusion is fine with me. There is a difference.
285. Vaida said:
Annabelle I updated it, and titled it, This Update Is For Annabelle.
286. Vaida said:
Eh Susie, that was funny. I'm sure you know that both the dog and the PERSON washing the dog are BOTH naked in the dog washing senario. EWWWW
287. Annabelle said:
Peter, I mean more specifically that nobody has any right to be invited to the party in my ass. I've chosen that women (though perhaps not all) are welcome. There will be discriminating bouncers. Know what I'm saying?
288. Peter Hentges said:
No politics or philosophy, Annabelle, just one poor slob's attempt at humor. Sorry it didn't tickle you.
I'm actually OK with your exclusivness at your party; it is your ass, after all.
289. Annabelle said:
Bravo, Vaida! I love it. Too bad about those crabs, though.
290. Annabelle said:
Thanks, Peter. You're surely not a poor slob.
291. U.B. said:
I'm for exclusion, only because I usually am excluded. So, you know, I'm going with it....
292. Vaida said:
AH HA HA HA
Oh Annabelle. You are to much.
293. Annabelle said:
I just realized, I do have a website. It's my wedding website.
294. Vaida said:
Well, why can't I see it Annabelle?
Let me see it damn it!
295. Incredulous said:
Just trying to keep up -- we are talking about the political and philosophical implications vis a vis discrimination vs. exclusion, regarding who may and who may not ATTEND A PARTY IN SOMEONE'S ASS, is that right?
296. Peter Hentges said:
Feeling a bit poor and slob-ish a the moment. Have to go into work for a middle-of-the-sleeping-time meeting (I normally work 10:00 p.m. to 8:00 a.m) and haven't showered. Nice and scruffly for the meeting; that'll learn 'em.
Ta for now, doocelings.
297. Annabelle said:
Incredulous, you nailed it.
Vaida, I am afraid. I just looked at it and there is a LOT of personal info. on there. I don't know, it's a little scary throwing that out there.
298. giggles said:
I see that the party is in full swing yet. Goody.
I don't know if Annabelle can fit one more gal in her ass party but if not, those who are excluded can have our own party.
I didn't see any pics of Brittany's chest being that big - what's up?
299. Annabelle said:
My ass is at capacity. Wouldn't want a stampeded for the exits. That would be a bad scene.
300. Vaida said:
Annabelle. What the hell are you talking ABOUT?