Remnants of chocolate pop tart
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Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.
- Bedtime, Leta lingering defiantly in the hallway. Jon: "If you want fart stories, you better get in bed RIGHT NOW."
- RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
- Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.
301. Torrie said:
...playing left field....
302. Vaida said:
Dear Tormund,
Actually the most Meanignless Achievement Ever is to be #299.
AH HA HA HA
Congratulations you have just won a years supply of maggot infested pasta boxes and a dozen dirty ashtrays. Perfect for serving chips and pickles to you guests!
303. Torrie said:
I like this Vaida chick. I hope she sticks around.
304. Huh? said:
Since when is it called the interweb?
305. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
I heard that the lady who reported the finger being in her chili has a history of reporting false claims against restaurants. I really hope, anyway, that it was a farce, because I refuse to go to Wendy's until I know for sure that it is. And I miss my Frostees!
306. Vaida said:
Torrie, Thank you. Thank you. Please hold all applause and picture taking until the routine is over. Roses thrown on stage are welcome.
307. Muffy said:
Okay, so like there's this one time? At band camp?....
308. Josephine said:
Can I please eat that picture? Good lord, that child is cute.
309. Vaida said:
If you eat pictures, maybe you should dine with Carolines grandmother.
310. me now said:
My friend went to cook up some pancakes at his cabin. He poured a little oil in the skillet and started to get stuff ready to cook, when he noticed the worst smell he's ever encountered. Again, he's a guy so the smell was bad.
There was a mouse in the oil, sealed in from the factory and hidden by the label on the oil.
Since he told me this I check the bottle every time. And pray that batch was mostly sent out to Minneapolis, where I'm not.
311. Vaida said:
Wow. Now THAT is a lawsuit. All this talk is making me hungry. I'm going across the street to pick up a grilled cheese with bacon and fries. YUM!
Ta ta for now
312. Effie said:
Vaida--if all this talk is making you HUNGRY, you've got a weird system--it's making me feel rather queasy, if I do say so myself....and, BTW, I wouldn't mind your kind of pop tarts, as long as there were some chocolate ones on the side that I could eat while enjoying reaping the financial benefits of the diamond encrusted ones....
313. me now said:
That's what I told him... but they have already ditched the evidence. Hope the food is pure and untainted. Perhaps there's an amish joint in town?
314. JessicaRabbit said:
Thats a sweet photo, I have one of my son like that but it was mashed potatoes on his face...
315. Merida said:
I've been a Dooce reader (and lover) for just about two weeks and am commenting for the first time...I've e-mailed manymanymany links to the site and eagerly anticipate each new post. Keep up the good (and amusing and touching) work!
316. Torrie said:
Welcome Merida!
317. Vaida said:
I'm back. Effie I was being SARCASTIC. (and thank you for liking my pop tarts)
I really am eating a grilled cheese now though. It's the first thing I've eaten all day and it's 3:12!
318. Circus Kelli said:
That is a gorgeous picture of a gorgeous little girl adored with choclate pop tart remnants.
319. Vaida said:
Let's count the number of times we can use the word gorgeous in one day.
Sigh.
320. Effie said:
You musta been starving though, Vaida, not having eaten yet today--I personally have to eat every couple of hours....I loves grilled cheese....
Speaking of nasty food stories (what with rat turd in peanut butter), did anybody hear the story of "Southern Fried Rat" where someone reached into the bucket of chicken in a darkened vehicle,and pulled out a piece of chicken and started chewing on it. Finished half of it before really getting upset by the bad flavour--then noticed it was a rat?! I heard that story when I was a kid and couldn't eat fried chicken for months!
321. Annabelle said:
Vaida Snottypants, I'm with you. I don't think gorgeous really describes any 14 month old child.
322. Vaida said:
I usually eat all day long, but this week I am POOR. I just paid $2.91 for a fat grilled cheese, a lot of fries, and pickles. Ah, the diet of the destitute girl.
323. z. said:
so pretty!!
324. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Let's not get snippy, here. ;-)Circus Kelli thinks Leta is gorgeous, and she's right! And I, for once, miss seeing Circus Kelli around these parts!
325. Vaida said:
Snottypants! Hmpf! That hurt my feelings. Really!
Gorgeous is a word I associate with Jude Law.
ex. Jude Law is a gorgeous piece of euro trash ass that I would love to __________.
Fill in the blank for fun.
HA HA
326. squirll said:
i was riding my bike friday and accidently swallowed a bug. i hate it when that happens...
327. Vaida said:
Oh stop. I wasn't being snippy. I'm just being a smartass.
328. Annabelle said:
I hope you don't mean that, Vaida. It shouldn't hurt your feelings. Really!
329. Susie said:
Oh, my. Comments may go away again. CK, YOU'RE gorgeous like Leta AND the photo;)
330. Effie said:
Here Vaida, you can have one of my Mom's yummy banana-chocolate chip muffins--she sent me home with a batch of them! Or do you want the muffin I won at Tim Horton's today (finally, I rrrrrolled up the rrrrrim and won!)Poor destitute girl....
331. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
I wasn't trying to put down Vaida. I don't think she was being snippy really, just her usual silly self. That was what the ;-) winky face was for.
332. Vaida said:
Okay Annabelle, I'm over it then. :)
333. Vaida said:
Thanks for the muffin, but I don't eat muffins. I sort of loathe baked goods.
I know it's weird, but baked goods are on my list of Things To Go Away.
hee hee
334. the niffer said:
There's a lot of love out there today. Feels good.
335. Vaida said:
Would you happen to have any Baked Stuffed Shrimp?
336. La Pix said:
Keep in mind, folks, that most people who like this site only have time to pop in and out so they won't know if a word has been used or has been considered inappropriate by some.
I thought gorgeous meant "dazzlingly beautiful" anyway - and I guess gorgeous is in the eyes of the beholder.
337. the niffer said:
Vaida - loathe baked goods? You must be Satan. And skinny.
338. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
To fill in that blank Vaida, how about "bonk".
339. the niffer said:
Or POUND.
340. Vaida said:
Bonk will work, but I was hoping for something a little more risque and slutty.
HA HA
Yeah, I don'tknow whats wrong with me Niffer, I don't really like sweets and I especially don't like cake.
DON'T HATE ME FOR MY DOWNFALLS!
341. Effie said:
No shrimp here, but I'm planning on making some yummy pasta with a scallop & crab meat creamy garlic sauce for dinner tomorrow--come on over, the more the merrier!
342. Effie said:
To fill in the blank, how about "shower with, like I do with my dog" hahaha
343. Vaida said:
Can you make me a side dish of just shrimp, scallops, and crab meat with a lemon butter sauce, minus the pasta and minus the creamy sauce?
HA HA
344. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
This is fun. Sort of like Mad Libs.
345. Vaida said:
Mmmmm...Jude Law and a Wet Dog!
You're killing me!
346. the niffer said:
Vaida - I don't hate you. More cake for me!
347. Vaida said:
Mad Libs are the shit!
348. Elegant Goose said:
Has anyone ever thought about this: what if Dooce ever has another kid... will subsequent children be as documented as this one? I'm the oldest and there are tons of photos of me... for my first younger brother there are still quite a few, but for the baby, I swear, there are like 5 photos. (That brat is STILL momma's favorite though!)
349. Torrie said:
E.G., I have thought about that. I think there would be much less posting.
350. Vaida said:
I have NEVER thought about that, and I'm still not thinking about it.
351. Torrie said:
I miss Bucky.
Sigh.
352. Prairieboy said:
Even tho I'm the oldest child, there's about 4 pix of me, while there are more and more of each successive child, so there's about a gazillion photos of the youngest. It's mostly 'cos the folks couldn't afford a camera when I was born, but as time went on...
I also had to suffer black and white TV 'til about 1981. Eesh.
I'll make an excellent cranky old person some day!
353. Effie said:
Yeah, more cake for me too! Woohoo! Muffins and cake--but who's baking the cake? Not peanut butter cake, I've heard of nasty things in peanut butter.....rat turds--I think that will scar me...maybe it's just an American thing though; maybe the Canadian peanut butter standards are a little bit better and they allow 0% rat turds...
354. Vaida said:
Thank goodness I don't eat peanut butter either.
355. bethy-mae said:
Poppin in.
Is you gonna eat that pickle?
Leta is a pretty little girl. If I had a little girl she would probably have big ears, freckles and a big nose too, poor poor thing.
356. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
I TOTALLY understand the youngest-child photograph syndrome. My two older sisters were very well documented. Especially the oldest one. Tons of photos from each month of her life. And both of them had those cutesie little Olan Mills photos taken where they are standing at a water wheel or sitting in a bucket, or something. And then I come along, and there are a decent amount of baby pictures, but from 2 to 4 years old there are really none. And NO Olan Mills photos at the water wheel. I am so scarred.
357. Annabelle said:
Well, I'm the third of seven but we lived in a commune so I guess film was scarce. There are probably about four pictures of me before the age of one. Sad. However, the twins are the babies and there are an immense amount of pictures of them- 'course we were out of the commune by then and so maybe Mom had more film, or something.
358. the niffer said:
Vaida, what DO you eat?
359. Vaida said:
At my high school graduation party, my mother has my school picture for every year K-12 full size and posted around the house for everyone to see.
What the hell was she thinking???
Sometimes, a lack of photo history can be BETTER.
360. Vaida said:
I eat a lot of cheese.
361. Ladymadaysia said:
I love the mess on her face! She's so cute.
362. Annabelle said:
Aw, that's kind of cool though, Vaida. It's fun to see how people develop.
I was a cute baby, cute toddler, cute young girl, UGLY adolescent, not so pretty older teenager, and things seem to be really on the upswing these days. But I think it's great to celebrate the awkward stages- it makes me feel good about recent developments anyway.
363. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
That can be true, Vaida. Especially when Mom breaks out the photographs of all three kids in the bathtub and then starts telling the story about how I took a crap in the bathtub when I was 2 when my sisters were in there with me. But that's what moms are for, right?
364. Tammy said:
My favorite part is the crumbs of poptart above her eyebrow. She showed that pastry who was boss.
365. Torrie said:
Katie, you weren't too fond of the toilet, now were you?
366. Ladymadaysia said:
lol
"She showed that pastry who was boss."
367. Vaida said:
Goose, I read your comment. I could careless if a dog sees me naked, or is in the same room with me. But, I am not going to lather up a dog in close quarters while I have no clothes on. I mean, I have to scrub the dog and I imagine some part of me would end up touching wet dog fur. I just don't see why people don't wash their dogs with their damn clothes on!
368. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Of course I was, Torrie. By the time I was big enough to use the potty, I did it religiously. Hence my bowl-wrappers. I think you must be mistaking me for Muffy and her turd soldiers underneath the pew at church. ;-)
369. Effie said:
Hmmm, so Vaida--broccoli with cheese sauce would be edible?
I'm the 3rd of 6 kids--I think Mom thought about the amounts of pics and tried to work it out evenly because each one of us has the same amount of photos--mind you, my eldest sister has the most professionally done photos, but I think they just had a little more time and money to go around back then....
370. so embarassed, I'm not leaving a name... said:
KBBAW:
I can totally relate to not being photographed. Like you, my elder siblings were well photographed as children. I was born 8 years after my brother, and my parents did not own a camera at that time. Did they buy one so they could photograph their caboose child? Hell no...
Dooce...make sure you take as many pictures of your future children as you do of Leta. If you don't, you will never be able to afford the therapist bills that you will incur.
(Although I seem bitter, I'm really not. My parents were great, except for that one MINOR GLITCH. No baby photos of moi.)
371. the niffer said:
Cheese constipates me.
Annabelle - I went through the exact same pattern. But my teenage years were more than awkward; they were hideous and mfing long.
372. kelly said:
You are so brave to feed a toddler chocolate pop tarts - yikes! and why is this typing in all caps?
373. Muffy said:
They were POONKIES, not turd soldiers. Get it right, or I'll smack your bitch up.
374. squirll said:
it is kinda like mad libs
375. Vaida said:
Effie, I love broccoli with cheese sauce!!
I once did a mortgage for a guy named Mr. Broccoli, and he said it just like we all say it for the vegetable.
I then did a loan for his brother. I said, "Hello Mr. Broccoli!"
He said, "It's pronounced Bruh-Coe-Lee."
Whatever.
376. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
I'm sorry Muffy. I just remember you describing them as being lined up like little soldiers. Poonkies is a very good term for it. I would use that word for my bathtub present. Don't smack my bitch up! Unless you smack my bitch up with a Ranchwagon hoddog!
377. getrdone said:
Hey, speaking of gross out foods...my great aunt used to make "clean out the cupboard" cookies. No lie, she would scoop, brush, pull, and pick out every gross crumb out of her cupboard, mix it in with a little flour, sugar and baking soda and then scream out to all the kids that the cookies were done!! She was a winner!!
378. Prairieboy said:
To all you parents out there: is there some sort of law that requires you to photograph your children naked and in the bathtub and then show them to the world when the child turns 16?
Go ahead - deny it. I know it's one of the many secrets that parents are told when they reproduce. I guess you are now required to hunt me down and kill me.
379. Barbie2be said:
oh. my. god! that face!
380. Vaida said:
Clean Out The Cupboard Cookies...hmmm..I've seen that recipie somewhere before.
Yes, yes. Martha Stewart created those cookies from her jail cell.
That's right!
381. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Getrdone, that is so disgusting. But I bet there are more parents out there that do stuff like that than we even know about. Eep.
382. Annabelle said:
Blazing Saddles: (n.) A lowbrow recipe comprised of campbell's baked beans and slices of hot dog. Served with a slice of white toast, this meal will either delight your children or scare the crap out of them.
383. Muffy said:
I just have one more funny church story that I just gotta share.
When I was little (a little older than I was when I poonkied under the pew), my father worked part time on the weekends for a pizza place.
So I'm at church with my mom on saturday (yes, there are saturday services in the catholic church, we weren't 7th day adv's) and the priest is leading everyone in the Lord's Prayer. So he starts
"Our Father, who art in heaven"....
And little old me, at the top of my shrill little voice, exclaims for all "My Daddy's makin' Pizza!"
Oh, come on. That was cute. Try to deny it.
384. Vaida said:
Actually, that was cute.
385. Effie said:
That was quite cute, Muffy!
Well, all, it's been a blast, but I gotta go now!
Ciao!
386. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
That is adorable, Muffy. You must have been a cute little kid.
I think we all need to post pictures of ourselves to our blogs from when we were little. Sort of like Self Portrait Day.
387. Vaida said:
Annabelle-- Here are the only circumstances in which I can ever imagine myself eating that meal:
I have been lost in the woods for 8 days. I've eaten all the berries and twigs in the surrounding area. A bear has devoured the rest of camping food. I stumble across an old, abandonded cabin and find NOTHING except a rusty can of beans, a hot dog, and a few slices of bread. I am tired of eating bugs. I haven't eaten real food in days. I might die!
No...wait.
I stil wouldn't eat that meal!!
388. beachgal said:
I haven't read more than the top five, just no time, but OH MY GOODNESS, is that an adorable picture. She looks wiped out from the strength it took to inhale a poptart....absolutely precious...thanks again dooce!
389. Karen said:
Leta eats a lot of poptarts--my DS hates them.
390. Vaida said:
Where the heck did everybody go?
391. laurenbove said:
getting close to supper time...I feel like peanut butter and rat poop on wonder bread. Mmmm.
392. Vaida said:
Why didn't I think of that? Hmpf! And to think I was going to order Thai food.
Well, I'm leaving for the day.
Good night to all.
393. Justin said:
2 cute to put into words... Hi everyone!
394. Justin said:
394th?!!! WOOHOO BABY!!!!
395. Annabelle said:
Vaida, everyone's wrapping it up.
396. dasereht said:
I so relate to this, except it's usually goi cuon with peanut sauce stuck in my hair. She's beautiful!
397. The Mighty Jimbo said:
oreos? or still too young for those?
i wonder if they have oreos in thailand. eh, they have 711's on every corner. i'm sure i can still get the oreo goodness.
398. southern fried girl said:
KBBAW - the countdown begins - 56 minutes. Yeeeeehawwww!!!
399. Julie said:
Cute picture, but the fact that you feed your baby carcinogenic poptarts is disconcerning.
400. Karen said:
..And that is cute.
401. Annabelle said:
Julie, the fact that you breathe carcinogenic air is also disconcerting.
402. gwen said:
just lovely...:)
403. Katie said:
Hahaha. That made my day.
404. Jo said:
My head just exploded and there's brain all. over. the floor.
405. ashik said:
southern fried girl and kbbaw: usually i am merely envious of your actually leaving work at a normal leaving-work hour. but today, today, i am actually doing that too!!!! yay countdown!!!
406. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Sorry girls - I was just in my mid year review with one of my bosses. I did good. Wooty woot! Except apparently HR is under the impression I take many smoke breaks, except I only take my allotted two a day. What the hell. Bastards. Anyway, 15 minutes to go!
407. JessicaRabbit said:
My teenage boys wont eat chocolate for breakfast, coco pops puke fest, but they will totally call their grandma a doo doo head
408. JessicaRabbit said:
I just spent like 2 hours taking pics and putting up a little bio for everyone of my cats, man. I got a lotta freakin cats.
409. Susie said:
Happy Birthday to the AWSL. Many, many years of good bonking.
You can't beat a bacon-greased party in a double-wide. Hillbillians, unite!
410. RazDreams said:
REMINDER: ...and on July 19th, Heather will be *30*!!! _everybody wang-chung tonight, baybee!_
411. JessicaRabbit said:
Sigh. If Bucky was here I know that would of resulted in an innapropriate pussy comment.
Oh Bucky! Where are you and your assless chaps???
412. southern fried girl said:
That was perhaps one of the funniest posts ever. I love tales of the family a la Dooce. :)
413. Henryk_ said:
Maybe she's been eating a choc tot tart.
414. AndreaBT said:
Anyone else wondering how many of Heather's family members thought "bonked" meant "hit"?
415. AndreaBT said:
And chocolate Pop Tarts? Those are so yesterday. I eat chocolate chip cookie dough Pop Tarts for breakfast (or at least until next week when I give up bad carbs...then all Pop Tarts will be so yesterday.
416. naralius said:
Im just craving chocolate poptarts!!!
417. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Hey, here I am, and they weren't too happy with my assless chaps goin' through airport security. Oh, what they did to me with that beeping wand...
418. Library Girl said:
Look at her go, she's lovin' the chocolate goodness :)
Today's my mom's b-day too, rock on!!!
419. Susie said:
Bucky!! I just heard "Raymond," of "Everybody loves..." say, "C'mon, give Gumby a Pokey," and I MISSED you.
420. Henryk_ said:
Andrea. Bonk, bonked, bonking? I guess colloqualisms vary from district to district, even country to country. Now, a few years ago, I spent a period of time in San Francisco. After I had returned back to Sydney I was engaged in conversation and I used the term "fanny".... someone fell over and landed on her fanny! I was given some funny looks from the females in the group. I had to do some quick explanations.
Over there in the USA, fanny relates to the arse, the bum. Now here in Oz, fanny relates to quite a different part of the female anatomy - the external genetalia. After that little faux pas, I had to quickly remember where I was and retailored my vocabulary to suit.
421. POKEY said:
Somebody looking for THIS?
422. JessicaRabbit said:
They wanded you? For free?
423. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Oh, it wasn't free, honey, but luckily the tab is on my company today.
Now, how shall I write this up on my expense report?
424. Henryk_ said:
Bucky, wanded at security? As you know, terrorists hide plastique expolsives etc in the sneakiest places.
425. southern fried girl said:
Pokey,
Missed ya something fierce.
426. southern fried girl said:
Damn, it has been so long since I was wanded properly.
427. candy said:
now i want a pop tart.
428. JessicaRabbit said:
Bucky, I cant be sure exactly I have never had to write out an expense report, but when I have preformed the wanding on others I always chalk it up as "making new friends".
429. AndreaBT said:
Henryk, YOIKS!!!
430. AndreaBT said:
Pokey, you're all talk. We wanna SEE. IT.
431. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Jess, I've been sternly admonished by my boss to stop making new friends.
432. Caroline said:
Yea, Pokey, whip it out! Whip it out!
433. POKEY said:
Torrie saw it. She'll tell you.
434. molly said:
Heather,
Will you come over and play with my kids?
Thanks..
435. greenthumb said:
mmmmm...bacon grease....sllrrrrp
436. coskel said:
I don't understand people who put things like "sex" in their profiles as one of their interests. Isn't that like putting "oxygen"?
Wait, I have "food" in mine, I think.
437. deleted said:
Dooce, I hope Jon and the Holy Spirit give you triplet boys the next time around. Boys are SO much fun!
438. Torrie said:
Pokey speaks the truth.
439. Stacey said:
Oh boy. You'll have to make sure they don't exact their revenge on Leta when they get older. That's what I've done to the children of my torturous aunts and uncles...
440. Kim said:
Looked like hard work eating that pop tart....Go Leta... :-)
441. Cindy said:
Leta is wise beyond her year.
What a look of satisfaction from chocolate. She will get along with PMS famously!
442. stacey said:
i really, really like this picture. lovely. :)
443. AndreaBT said:
Torrie! Do tell...is he REALLY hung like a horse?
444. kristine said:
I actually ate a pop tart today. I never eat those things.
Thanks Leta!
445. HardHeartedScot said:
Finally you have got me. Yes, she really is gorgeous... how could she ever do anything wrong in her whole life ? And even if she did, who would not fogive her immediately ?
446. natalia said:
I am in shock, the pic has been up for almost a whole day and *ONLY* 58 comments? Did the whole Internet go down and I didn't notice?
Leta looks absolutely scrumptious!
447. natalia said:
Ha, I knew it couldn't be, the refresh didn't work ops..
448. Henryk_DTG102155KFEB05 said:
Doesn't anyone sleep nowadays?
449. Henryk_DTG102155KFEB05 said:
Comment: #446>>natalia said at 12:24AM, 04.12.2005:
I am in shock, the pic has been up for almost a whole day and ONLY 58 comments? Did the whole Internet go down and I didn’t notice?
Leta looks absolutely scrumptious!
450. M. Douglas Wray said:
I just love your site. You make me laugh. Thanks.
451. Mel said:
How cute! Her eyes look especially beautiful in this photo.
452. Caroline said:
*Bow Chica Bow Ow*
453. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Aaaah, another day away from Dooce during the day. Heart breaking...will to live draining fast...
If there wasn't free breakfast downstairs, I'd be fixin' to weep like a schoolgirl with a busted Trapper Keeper.
454. Caroline said:
What happened to Pokey? Why hasn't he whipped it out? WHIP IT OUT POKEY!
455. minxlj said:
Hmm. That looks suspiciously like me after dinner.
Yay chocolate!
456. the niffer said:
Bucky - I had a dream that you were dead. Someone said yesterday that they missed you, so in my dream I went to your site and it had turned into a kind of shrine. I believe it said something like "Rock on, Bucky Four Eyes, 1969-2005".
Glad to see your still alive. I don't know your birth year, but somehow 69 seemed appropriate.
457. the niffer said:
Glad to see YOU'RE still alive. How embarASSing.
458. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Niffer - I don't mind if you trim years off the beginning of my life, but man, let's not trim any off the end!
And trim you did - but let's just say I was born in '69 and pretend it's true!
459. Muffy said:
Only 458 comments? Slow day. Good morning everyone! I'm no longer hungover. Now,for something greasy to eat. After reading about pounds of bacon grease, i could SO go for a croissanwich. Hold the egg.
460. Henryk_ said:
And a good evening/morning to the nightowls and addicted!
461. Meg said:
Do you just pick her up, high chair and all, and put her in the shower?
462. Henryk_ said:
Diana Krall :-)) And GOOD jazzzzz!
463. greenthumb said:
Hi Bucky! Hope you're having a good trip, even if it is work. SPD is Elvis SPD this week...pass it on.
464. Nidifice said:
I'm soooo going to use this "exorcising of a diseased llama."
465. MtraX said:
Cute ;-)
466. Caroline said:
Blah.
467. Caroline said:
I feel sick :(
468. Mamaramma said:
Coffee...give me coffee!!!
469. Caroline said:
**Throws coffee at Mamaramma and runs**
470. Caroline said:
Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to class I go.
Doo dee doo dee doo dee DOO DEE. Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho...
471. Henryk_ said:
Nice of the day!
472. Henryk_ said:
Oops...nice to see someone so happy at the start of the day!
473. Jodi who blogs said:
Last????
474. LeafGirl77 aka Kendra in T-Bay said:
Nope. I'm last... (insert evil laugh here...)
475. Peter Hentges said:
Not as last as you might think.
476. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
Wow, I totally relate to Heather. I am such a ten year old myself. I was climbing trees with my neighbors kids over the weekend.
And I also was tortured by my siblings. My sister would drink milk so her spittle would get really thick, and then she would hold me down and taunt me with long strands of milky spit that would dangle just above my forehead. Years of therapy still haven't gotten me past that trauma.
477. k rain said:
I'm so glad I grew up before I met my siblings. Having them when you can't throw them around just sounds miserable.
478. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
The same sister also used to stick me in between the mattress and the box spring and sit on top of it, bouncing around singing "It's a Katie Sandwich!", while I lay writhing and screaming in terror. And then the creme de la creme - putting me headfirst into a sleeping bag and rolling me down the stairs. Where WAS Mom when all of this was going on?