Girl, interrupted.

Adorable!

Aaw! Cutie! She demolished something in the back there, didn't she?

ooh lala bebe!

Whoohooo

what a cutie!

at 3am, i dunno if i'm cracking up at the picture or if i'm just going nuts.

Voiceover: "Leta is seen here sporting a striped onesie, and a hat that must be making a political statement."

G.I.R. Do you think that stands for Girls In Revolt? Or GODdamn, I Rock! Leta Rocks! :)

That hat reminds me strangely of Domo-Kun, that large japanese thing that resembles a brownie with teeth.

Top 20?

Oh, those eyes... SLAY 'em, Leta!

Oh my god--that hat!!! What a hoot! She'll hate you for that picture you know!

these comments are so sad.......

Ha! Nipped in in the top 30 beggarly interloper that I am.

Congrats on the award. If only everyone in Utah could vote as wisely.

Love the stoner photo of Leta.

are those pajamas?

Never commented before (seemed pointless with 300+ other snivelling fans), but I may as well now. Leta is gorgeous, she looks so grown up, and such beautiful eyes. You're a funny, funny woman, Heather, and you can add me to the list of other Australians that frequent the wonderful dooce.com and love it. Take care.

Perfectly stylish!

Wow 31! Real early for me!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
she looks like some sort of little baby gnome or something. SOO cute.

Girrrrrrrreat hat!

Kisses to Leta

:)

That picture is one of the best ever! You have a truly beautiful little girl!

*trodges off to pack some more for The Big Move*

First timer, courtesy of the BBC report on the Bloggies. I'll hold the bloggin' congrats until I read the site properly, then they'll be sincere - but Little GIR? Big smiles from Finland, Heather, thanx

DAMNATION!

#16- Allie:

Are you speaking of the the big brown thing that's chasing the kittens in that funny photoshopped picture with the caption "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten"? Just curious.

http://www.hosstyle.com/kittens.htm

This is what I'm talking about. And brownies with teeth is an excellent description of those things.

Leta has GOT to know she is cute! I mean, look at the expression on her face. Yeah, she knows!

(What, my tongue isn't rough enough for ya...?)

Quite possibly the cutest thing I've ever seen.

SOOOOOOOOO FREAKIN CUTE!!!!!!!

Niffer - if it's Budzo, tell him to wear the jaunty cap. That's so HOT!

Oh, sweet heaven, Her Raunchiness Bucky is here already!!! Nilbo, good call.

Bucky, you left last night right before I left a link for you to become an honorary Canadian (or honourary, if you want to make it truly official).

Wow, she kept that hat on long enough for you to take a photo of her smiling in it. Is it glued to her head?;)

I don't get it.

Hey Eliza...why I gots to be sniveling huh???? I just blew my nose.

AndreaBT - actually, I saw it much later when I scrolled through the messages. I have it bookmarked, and by tonight, I shall be an honourary Canadian, and sing "Oh Canada" in French and all that.
I already have lots of toques. I'll fit right in!

Ok, so what do you do if you insert the A1 and rotate it it, only to find that the cap has *come OFF* due to the rotation?

Oops, sorry Nilbo, it might be too late! Enjoy, Bucky!

Bucky - of course it's Budzo. He's such a slut. We're afraid to tell him that he lost his testicals in a horrible neutering accident when he was young, so he frequently spanks it on the afghan.

(blanket, not a dog)

The more I look at Leego's hat, the more I'm craving a brownie and feel like I should be sitting in a corner thinking about what I did wrong.

I am SO GLAD that I clicked on the kitten-eating brownie link.

"... horrible neutering accident" ... umm ... is there any other kind?

Silly Andrea. You don't "roowwwfff" after drinking it ... you ... well .. Screetch"

See, but Nilbo, I'm NOT going to drink it. Just the thought makes me rowf...but I agree I probably would screech if I did have to taste it.

To clarify: if you taste enough of it, you rowwwfff. But hey, suit yourself. If you want a hairless chest, that's your business.

I hate that scene in that one movie (the wall?) where the guy like shaves his nipples off. _AACK_

Listen, don't y'all know being in the top 100 ain't shit? Nothing sexy starts happening until at least 185-ish.

Strizz, it's already sex-ay in here. But not the shaving-off of the nipples. If I saw something like that, I'd be afraid said nipples would somehow wind up on my pizza.

These are the things that keep me awake at night.

AAAghhhhhhhhhhgaaaaaaaag....Bucky, thanks EVER so much for that mental picture.

I really am leaving now, not sure I can stomach the coffee, but will try.

Nilbo: OOOOOOOOOOOOh, Canada!

AndreaBT: If I can put someone off her coffee, then my day is complete. :)

Why is it people who wear nipple clips always have saggy breats?

I love how you make sure people say, "Awww... your little girl is so sweet", by placing a GIRL dunce cap on her. It always annoys me when ppl call my baby boy a girl!

That heavy? sheesh!

I'm outta here, gotta do SOMETHING with the kids for March Break, even though I totally want to stay at least until comment #185.

I would totally wear that hat.

man she is cute.

cuteness overload!

i am hungover at work and the only thing that will save me is dooce and cute pictures. OY. i wish it was chuck friday.

She knows she's cute!

Tiffany: If you *do* get a hat like that to wear, you'd best break Mouse in slowly. I get the feeling he would find it skirry and disconcerting.

Nilbo: Just because a woman is a cum-soaked barn slut doesn't necessarily mean she wants you to sing "Old MacDonald" during foreplay, either.

Too adorable! Leta is breathtaking. Such a cutie!

I meant elf. but that's ok it's 9:00 am and I am sleep typing.

Aw! Leta looks like she jumped straight outta the pages of a Dr. Seuss book. Or straight outta Compton. You make the call. Regardless, she's adorable.

All she needs now is some "Who Hair".

Adorable!

Oh, see, you were thinking of that as "foreplay" .... to me, that's the full meal deal ...

What is this "foreplay" I hear so much about ...? it sounds ... well ... unnecessary, but intriguing ...

Leta is so adorable!! She is looking so grown up even. And what exactly is wrong with her hair. Its looks pretty cute to me. And I don't thinking looking like you is a bad thing either, Dooce.

Yeah, you gotta watch out for those pregnints. I hear they are quite min and bishy.
Nilbo, Nilbo, Nilbo. For us vagina-bearin' types, foreplay is as important as...well, as hockey to you guys. Does that analogy help? 'Cause the hockey analogy works on Jim, every time.

And I just can't say "five hole" enough times. Five hole. Five hole. Five hole.

OK, it's like hockey ... see, I finally get it now. Check. So I fake like I'm gonna put it up where mom hides the cookies, then slip it five-hole. Got it.

Now, about those twenty minute periods and the number of fights ... is that why we only spend five minutes in the box?

Umm .. Kassi .. you think she can HEAR that ...?

yea, she really is looking more and more like you...great eyes

She's a doll! And whassamatter with looking like mama?

KBBAW: I love the brownie with teeth comment. That rocks. I had to scroll to the top just to check on what you were saying.

I think I disturbed my office mate with my laughing.

Thanks!

Yeah the brownie with teeth comment really made me laugh, too. It just shows what a tease Leta is - she makes herself look like a brownie so you want to eat her up, and then you get scared off by those sharp teeth.

Gir?
http://coffeegirl13.squarespace.com/011405g/

Very cute!

My first thought: she looks like a Who.

Colleen, the extra eeeeeees make it that much better.

Wow, thanks strizz. I'll wipe your ass for free.

Okay, through no fault of this comment board, I am now home with a tetch of the flu. Urgh!
Do you think it was the five-hole conversation?

Bucky: five hole conversations don't cause the flu. It's the other way around.

Hee hee! What a cutie pie! LOVE the outfit, GIR! You be stylin!

Hey, y'all, not that all this talk of brownies with teeth and number of holes and kittens and stuff isn't interesting, but I REALLY need to get some work done today, k? I'll be back later.

Oh, and HI DANG COLD!! I'm getting to work now, I promise.

Apparently everyone else is watching the press conference too...

Its a onesie that naughty grown men want to wear with big diapers and baby powder.

And for those of you who prefer to cloth diaper......

http://www.adultclothdiaper.com/

Leta is beautiful, and so much like a little girl now with her long flowing locks that I can't stand it!
Suburban Misfit - I also can't stand that adult onesie. The pictures of it on that mannequin are the stuff of nightmares.

Amanda B, can you get crotchless footie jammies?

Um, just askin' for a FRIEND!

LMAO

jeezzzzzus my kid is bugging me to get on and play "dot com". WTF, it's MINE!

Plus I have to work ALL day so I must go wash myself now. I posted my sexy self portrait nudist shot a day early. So watchya watchya want.

Strizz - my husband wore a bright blue one of those to Costco and the grocery store to embarrass me once. When the checker asked if he had his Jewel card on him, he said, "Woops! Must be in my other jumper!"

That mechanics' overall has a "concealed gripper" in the front. I'm ordering one for Jif.

So so so so cute! I'm temping, working as a telemarketer for the time being, and this is one of the few things that has brought happiness to my day. Thank you!

I have to agree with Kelli. Today I actually have work to do, dammit.

See ya' later!

Attack Baby...LOL!!! She's just trying to educate us earthlings on the proper way to appease her.

my kid had colic back when the Unabomber was in the news. She was called the Unababy, little domestic terrorist that she was.

Someone here was complaining about GW bumping Ellen off the tube. GW just said, "I'm starting to blow on, here..." That's pretty much worth the Ellen-bumping.

Bucky, its probably best to let sleeping monkeys lie.

Monkey's soul was restless yesterday and it was all I could do to keep him from slinging shit from the great beyond ...

Spurious Plum: what you need is a public proxy server. go to www.publicproxyservers.com (duh) and write down a few of the proxies that are listed there. Then change the proxy settings on your work browser until you find one that works.

It's a beautiful thing.

Uh...so I hear.

Funny, Leta doesn't look aggressive in this picture. Then again, we can't see her hands, and she very well may have your wallet.

You did say that Chuck isn't much of a guard dog, so what's so bad about attack baby? (save the screaming)

Just testing you, BFE. You've still got it, even when you're sick.

"goes down"? In the oval office? No, attackbaby, you're thinking of that other guy...

Jeez, DICKHEAD is a bit harsh. Sounds to me as though the guy was trying to be funny and make light of the fact that the kid was acting up.

But what do I know - I'm just a hick and not all that hep.

Well, I do think we discussed the Lewinsky Humidor Effect last night...

And while we're not talking about it, I wonder how often they change the Prez's chair in the Oval Office. Do they get each Prez a new one, so he doesn't have to sit in his predecessor's presidential fart ghosts, or is there one chair full of historical flatulence that "passes" from one Prez to the next?

Gee, Bucky. Put that on the syllabus for CanAmy to report back to the class on. I am learning so much here at dooce U.

I'm with everyone else about the attack baby comment. It was funny. But I'll chack it up to the protective frog parent instinct.

It's only funny to the parent if the parent says it. For example, I can call my son "Monster Boy" or, more usual, "Destructo Boy". But if someone else does it, no no no no no.

It's the same thing as "only I can beat up my little brother/sister/monkey".

I think "attack baby" is pretty funny. And aren't all babies are attack babies sometimes? If they could be reliably trained to repel Jehovah's Witness-ers (?) and telemarketers, I'd get pregnant TOMORROW.

I'm guessin' the guy's expression and body language probably contributed to the overall impression. You know, the dickhead thing.

Spoonie: I'll smoke your crack any day, butt spelunker.

Dooce, de-lurking to say congrats on the awards. Love your site, love your photos. Any positive attention is well-deserved!

And, umm...did I smell a troll?

Or was that a presidential fart blowing through here?

No trolls. A little crack, some ass-wipe talk, Presidential ghost farts, you know, the usual...

ATTACK, BABY! And bring me some crack. Butt crack.

It's a GIR!!!!

(That photo, by the way, is the one you should include in the Album of Humiliation... you know? That album which you're going to show to all her teenage suitors (or the suitors she'll have when she's finally allowed to date at 45, if Jon has anything to do with it).

Told you Leta was from Mars...

back for a sec (baby on lap), and speaking of soaps...does it bug anyone else when an actor leaves a soap for a period of years, then returns...as a different character?? Days has done that at least twice, and boy is it confusing to people like me who only get a chance to watch it sporadically...

Bethy-mae - well you know, brown with yellow and blue stripes is the new black.

Blue stripes? Plum, I can see you've already been smoking the crack. Those stripes are white, girl!

(Aren't they?)

I have to agree with the seamonster comment...there ain't no blue in that picture...not even light blue.

Wait. Heck, I got Kendra backing me up now. White it is!

From where I'm sittin' wastin' my day away, it's a brown and white hat, and a yellow and white romper. Yes, romper.

Maybe grey? Super-Leta's got a white shirt on underneath, and that's definitely a different color.

No, I won't give up my color assertions, I'll hold color-fast!

Okay, I could only do real work for so long before coming back to check in on my fellow Dooceketeers.

Attack Baby, huh? I suppose that would be funny if it was coming from someone that wasn't a stranger, but I hate when people I don't know give unsolicited advice or make snide comments.

I don't think that dude knows what an attack baby is. Maybe he would get away with saying that if Leta was in her brownie teeth hat and she bared her fangs and bit into his leg. THEN she might be an attack baby.

Yea, I could go with yellow and grey...

It's definitely yellow and white. Dooce has great camera skills and she got some shading in the photo, which is something most of us can't do if we tried.

Sorry Plum, Katie-BBAW has spoken. It's ironic that your name is not only a fruit but a color and yet...

lil' Leta oozes personality - absolutely cutie patootie

You all just left to go find dooce's comment, didn't you? It was 3.14 at 8:41pm.

Beth, if you're still reading this, might you tell Heather "hi from the crazy commenters" the next time you chat on the phone? You're like Jesus - our direct line to Dooce.

..and no, no lakemonsters as of yet, but there is still quite a bit of ice on the lake. I'll keep my eyes peeled as soon as the ice leaves.

Kendra, you'll let us know if you see any sleeping giants, OK?

I don't know.... comment 226 clearly has some validity...I'm so torn. light grey...white...no, light grey...no, white....oh the pain

Oh lordy. Dooce, you better tell us what colors Leta is wearing, or some of the bitches up in here may LOSE THEIR MINDS!

HAHA! Weinuh! That's in the same league as PEENSIP.

Dooce doesn't need to do color intervention. We can invent a whitish/bluish/greyish color and call it Leego, so Leeta's outfit can be Leego colored.

Or, don't listen to me, I'm a crack head...crackity-crack-crack.

Whenever I have that look on my face (referring to Leta's look in above picture), I'm drunk.

I say it's grey stripes. Or are they gray stripes? Drama=conflict.

Love it, Plum. Leego it is, unless Dooce sends word otherwise via Jesus-Beth.

Hullo, chickenflicken, you there?

I want to be the only one on my block sporting your hair thingamawhatzits.

Alas, I can't seem to figgur out how to comment or pay fer stuff on the nifty card-lady site. Where do i click to give you all my secret money?

Uhhhh. Help. I NEEEEED it.

I could also use a ravenous brownie hat or two.

*Sigh*

I'm lonely.

Again.

Sounds like calling Leta an Attack Baby hit a nerve - very funny.
Thanks for sharing.