Oh, don't you just love them when they're this tiny??

purddddy baby!

What a sweet baby!

I'll BE IN THE TOP TEN TODAY EVEN IF IT KILLS BOTH ME AND MY PATHETIC DIAL-UP!!!!

Cute...reminds me of mine...although I, too, have difficulty realizing they were once that small!

Congrats on the awards!

How adorable.
Congrats on the bloggie.

I hate that it's so hard to remember. Even now, with my baby in grade school, I have those moments that I think, "please, God, let me remember THIS," this smile, this moment. I want to have an internal photo album that I can browse through joyfully when I'm old and she puts me in "the home."

Don't tell your friend that three is what sends you over the edge of insanity. It's too late now! But she is one adorable baby.

Oh Oh Oh! What a cutie-pie!

This is the age when I could just hold them forever (well, ok, I'm partial to cuddling with my kids at nearly any age).

Awww. Baby.

Congrats on the Bloggies!!!! Just think how many more intellectually stimulating Carl books you can buy with those gift certificates!

Fuzzy pink gooey goodness sweety baby.

Susie, you know it, doll. I have moments like that all the time. Moments that I want to remember, moments that I want burned into my memory.

Cute baby!!! Wow, I am in the first 30!

It's onesie, but that isn't a onesie. That is a snuggly fuzzy thing.

Awww!!! Precious! Amazing how time flies!!

It's just baby crazy these days. My best friend just had a little girl, Stella. 3 of my coworkers all had babies this month too. MARCH BABIES RAWK!

I wish I had some underwear made of that fuzzy pink material to keep my chi-chis warm.

I was wondering the same thing as Suzanne. Does Kelly really like Stevie Nicks and wanted to name her third after her, or does she just have lots of pink baby clothes from her previous kids and decided to utilize them for her boy? Anyway, baby Stevie is really friggin cute.

You have cold boobies, Dr. Johnny Fever? I hate that. I call those crunchies.

How sweet!

Congrats on the bloggies Heather! You deserved every single one of them!

Lovin the baby pics. Too bad I already have five kids or I might think about having another.

sweet. :)

My ovaries are singing again. I want a baby!!!!!!!

Time to break out those antibiotics...

Beautiful little babies turn into big kids...
Congratlations on your Bloggies!

#15 Lisa S. Three children is what sends you over the edge of insanity. Glad to see you and #28 Circus Kelli feel my pain.

Such a sweetie! Do tell...boy in pink or girl with Fleetwood Mac obsession?

Congrats on your bloggie awards, Dooce. That kicks ass!

Seems whatever was messing with blogger last week is now messing with typepad. Can't get onto any of those blogs!

Stacy,

I lament that eyeball camera thing ALL THE TIME. :) Luckily, I've got a D70 to carry with me in the meantime.

http://www.waterlilies.org/photolog/

Yes, Stacy, exactly that.

Welcome to the world, Stevie and Stella.

Bucky Longstocking, it's not that you'd break your mom's legs, it's that she doesn't want that monkey mess all over her nice slacks...Jim told her about the resemblance...

CK, I dig you too. You actually appear to have some class, or at least you fake it really well, which is just as good or better...

grrr...15 minutes makes a world of difference on dooce.com

Oh yeah it does Ronnie. I left the site for three minutes and came back and there was a new picture and twenty comments. 15 minutes is way too long!

Aw, super cuteness! It sure goes fast, don't it?

Congrats on your Bloggies too. You are a super star!

Greenie, wait! You only grabbed the left cheek, and Mr. Right Cheek is a little jealous now.

Awww, 9 more weeks for me and we'll have one of those! What a cutie.

How cute. Of course, makes me want a little one for myself all the more.

Congrats on the awards - no one is more deserving. :)

WOOO, I made it in before 70. Dam and I was up earlier too so I coulda maybe been the one to scream First. But I guess my brain doesnt function too well before 9. That baby is one cutie pa-tootie!

awe. baybeee.....

congrats on the bloggies, woman!

Stop it with the cute baby pics!! I want one so bad.

I bet she smells yummy!

Katie BBAW - thanks, my ass feels all evened out now.

Guys, don't forget to listen to coskel's radio show at http://www.whfr.fm/
My god, they're playing "Kill the wabbit!" now!
And now our own coskel speaks!
Woohoo!

awwww! I can almost smell the baby powder through my monitor. :) Congrats on the well-earned awards, Heather!

Congratulations Heather! And another congratulations to Kelly - what a beautiful baby.

Okay, here's my congratulations gift to you. It's a quick easy recipe that is OMG yummy beyond all reason. Do it, you won't be sorry.

You need:
A package of graham crackers
A cup of brown sugar
A cup of butter
A cup of chopped pecans
half a package of chocolate chips (I like the teeny tiny kind)

Now! Preheat the oven to 350
Spread the graham crackers (break them into their individual cookie pieces) all over a cookie tray in one solid layer.

In a saucepan, combine brown sugar and butter. Bring to a boil, stir a lot.

Once it comes to a boil, stir in the pecans and then remove from heat.

Pour the mixture all over the graham crackers.

Bake for 10 minutes

When it comes out of the over sprinkle chocolate chips all over.

Eat them all by yourself before Jon gets home! You deserve it. :-)

Tiffany, you typed the "c" word! Things must be getting better.

And you sound pretty nice for a pregnit.

Bucky, with the balanced bottom, you must have some class, too, I just listened to a smidge of coskel...aren't we a well-rounded bunch?

Thanks for sharing your recipe, Tiffany

aww cute

Thanks for the hott stuff, Heather. I would like to nominate GEORGE! for "best pants post."

Well graham crackers are more cookies than those other vile things we won't even talk aout. The things with salt on them. BLECH.

All I want is sugar. This is terrrrrible. I'm starting to show, but no thanks to my uterus.

One of my friends recently had her little girl, and we took some of Elizabeth's old toys and such over to her. When I got to hold the baby, I was amazed when she said that she was about 3 pounds heavier than Elizabeth was when she was born.

I can't remember mine being that small, and it's only been 7 months.

Makes me want to cry.

Beautiful Baby!! I love babies!!

I agree, my children where never that small.. One came out at 9lbs 3oz and the other 9lbs 1oz. Never that small.

sooo cute. baby-fever.. oh and before i forget: congrats on all the awards. looks like there's gonna have to be some shopping done soon. you WAY deserve it!

those cheeks look like they could use a good gnawing...

there is nothing as beautiful as a sleeping newborn. :)

cute woot #100?

Barbie2be-
Oh yes there is, a sleeping toddler. Nothing more beautiful than nap time for a screaming 3 year old.

I want to steal that baby.

Congratulations on the Bloggies, Dooce.com! Love!

Babies, GEORGE!!, Bloggies--it doesn't get much better than that! Congratulations on your well-deserved awards!!!!!

How adorable...

Congratulations on the Bloggies, Dooce!

A PSA:
New bloggers and wannabees, I won't even try to list names, but we all know dooce has inspired bazillions of us to give it a try. Recently, some of us have been talking about navigating some of the trickier aspects of this hobby. Check out the bloggie-award-winning post "How to Blog" (go see the 2005 bloggie awards to get it). It's a quick read, and actually makes sense. I have already broken most of the rules listed there, so it's too late for me, but you all still have a chance. Go on without me, learn to do it the right way...

Is Stevie a little boy in pink? Way to go mom and bashing down those gender roles! :D

Congratulations!

Leta is still cuter than Stevie.

Many congrats on the Bloggie Awards, Dooce! I was a panelist this year - it was fun. And hey, if you ever do decide to come to Austin some year for the ceremony thingie, I have a guest room. I don't mean that in the stalker way.

wow Stevie is teeny!

and GEORGE! is hot stuff

You guys really *all* need to get lives. You sit here all on your computers "rocking the f5", not getting any work done, praising la dooce like some sort of golden idol. All the while preventing me form being firts??!! Bastards.

Kelly's baby
in the fuzz

Makes a momma's heart
buzz with love

*

Only one year
later one little
Leta full of love
points a finger
at the future
finds you there, too.

HA! HA! HA! MATerbate

Mine is only 3 months old, and looking at that picture is already making me nervous. **mutters to self** ...it's too early, it's too early...you don't want Irish twins...

Safety First. Spoken like a true mother, Susie.

I always say, if you're gonna masturbate, put on some shoes with non-skid soles first. If you can't do that, at least, for pity's sake, wear a bicycle helmet. Not for safety so much as for sheer sexiness.

yay heather! way to go. you are definitely my favorite read.

and george...well, baby does have back!

Susie, by the time you slide into the home stretch, you'll be howlin' "HelooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOH Kitty!"

OK, later, ya'll. I gotta go now and hose down my mat.

SO CUTE!!!,
I had a baby nine months ago and also everytime I see a newborn or a child younger than her, I can't remember her ever been that small.
I love your site

Stevie's in pink! :-)

Spoonie, I'm watchin' your asspelunkin' self.
The Jack Hammer works better for me, by the way.

Oh god, Bucky! We thought you were...er...gone for burritos. Now I just feel ashamed of myself.

nimble. I totally meant to say nimble. But nibble works, too. Either way. I heart Jack. and Ben, too. THREE WAY!

I feel wrong talking about this with that heavenly pink baby above the comments.

Dooce: Desecrating lovely pink babies with masturbation.

See, it sounds NASTAY.

Way to go cleaning up at the Bloggies, Heather! You deserved them all! :)

The fact that spoonleg isn't commenting means she was serious about the Jack Rabbit, doesn't it?

sorry Kalki...it was my fault...I feel DIRTAY!!! blame it on the cold medicine.

Kendra: yeppers - every Tues at 10AM.
I will also be filling for an indie rock show tomorrow night at 8PM, where I get to be much more rude and crude and not nearly as "fa fa fa" nose in the air. lol

serious.
oh.
so.
serious.

anyone got a cig?

Spoonie, I've got a spare cigar you can have. Fresh from the Lewinsky humidor.

George is a sexy bitch. Somebody needs to smack dat ass.

What's that smell? Oh, it's new baby sweetness seeping from my monitor.

If Kelly finds three kids to be too overwhelming, I volunteer to adopt Stevie!

At least it doesn't taste like catfish.

Katie, I love you more and more every day.

When are you going to come to NY city to visit me?

I have a guest room AND a massaging shower head.

Katie-BBAAW: Thanks for the URL - that is hysterical. And you heard it from Ruth Peebles: "...after a long hard day it eases the kinks and knots in my monkeky's shoulders and back."

Spoony, is it my turn yet?

Double Wonder Shower Combo
Wonder Shower & 2 Arms

We're SHOWERING, Strizz.

wtf Im a dirty girl, noone invited me?!?!

no one involved you, Strizz, because you don't know how to SHARE.

Now who wants to borrow the JR?

Spoony, me first, me first.

Strizz, we still love you, you just need to learn how to share the rolling pins, and the Jack rabbits, and such.

I'm lonely.

You made it to the BBC!!!!

Heather Armstrong, a web designer, gained notoriety when she was fired from her job for what she had written on her blog about her workplace and colleagues.

She helped coin the phrase "dooced", which means to be sacked because of a weblog's content.

Her site ended the night as the best US, most humorous, best taglined, and best-written blog.

Heather B. - Congrats on all the Bloggies!!!!!!

So glad to be one of the Dooceling voters...and glad to have voted for someone who ACTUALLY won...unlike some recent political races in which I've cast my vote. ;-)

beautiful baby! congrats on the awards!

I'm also hoping that Stevie is a girl, like Nicks, that would be soooo cool

HDL - Spoonleg is not the "lone masturbating pervert" around here. There's a whole club of masturbating perverts.

Congrats on the Bloggies, Heather, you rocked it.

Awesome picture. God, I can't imagine mine being a little bean like that again, either. So, so adorable.

greenthumb #131: HA! HA! HA! MATerbate
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So... if you do that with a tomato its "tomatobate"?

TOMATOBATE, OR NOT TOMATOBATE...

Wait, what was the question?

New to the site, grats on the bloggies, cutest baby EVAR.

Carry on.

Cute lil' baby. I liked the thumbnail picture; I thought it looked like cotton balls at first, but I couldn't figure out how come they were sporting a nice pink to blue gradient. All is answered now.

Susie... I *wuv* you...

I'll bet it was one of the silent ones, though, wasn't it?

Actually, by the time it got here, it had gained momentum and was SO loud it is still reverberating off the walls. I must leave home now, for a while, and hope it stops soon. (Um, being a techno-dunce, I don't quite know how this works, but comcast has recently added that "fart-sound-email" feature for such occasions, and I'm telling you, it works...)

And with the fart heard round the world, the conversation drops.

Cute!

totally adorable. aren't newborns just the greatest thing on earth.

Aha, I see that we have degenerated to chatting about farts.......keep up th good work!

I know all of you sick bitches will appreciate this picture:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/torrie/6611468/

enjoy

that’s the tail end of it? hohoho...cute!

OH MY GOSH that baby is so snuggly I just want to eat it!!

My mommy pangs are kicking in...I've already got three kids...why do I want another one? why why why?

OK, Henryk_, I've gotta know...what time is it Down Under NOW?

Buzz Lightyear? Eh? What'd I miss...?

I love chatting in comments. It gets SOoooo confusing!

Kassi #231: You must be getting too much sleep these days. :)

Congrats on the Bloggies Heather!

Heather,
Congratulations on the Bloggie Awards! I know that I always find your site humorous, creative and just all-around enjoyable. The commenters are ‘out-there’ and hilarious as well – albeit a tad ……candid – which make for a very interesting, but also very unproductive day at work.

Love it all,

giggles

PS: Little Stevie is adorable - congrats to your friend Kelly!

I keep reading it "Little Baby Stewie".

"Soooo Broccoli, mother says you're very good for me. But I'm afraid I'm no good for you."

"I'd love to stay and chat but you're a total bitch."

Who doesn't love Stewie.

Of course you got the blogger award - did you have any doubts!? Did anyone else check out the Asian blog winner? Talk about narcissism! Anyone ever been to Nashville? I'm moving there this summer and being from Colorado, transplanted to big city Chicago, I'm not sure how I'll do with the southern thing.

Does anyone ever start reading the first few comments, and then get bored and scroll down to the bottom to read the last few, only to think, "WHAT THE HELL?!?" Yeah, that happens to me every day over here.

Congrats on the blog awards Dooce! =) That's an adorable baby, btw. I too cannot believe mine were ever that tiny. *sigh*

I start reading from the bottom usually. The top ones are all like first? first!! and boring comments about the picture (even though she is cute as hell). Maybe if the first commenter was all like "my farts smell like brocoli and my dildo is freshly sanitized" we could get the top party started.

Hey, don't you just love how I did some fusion with the Sourkraut making it American and German all in the same word!

So, Strizz...
*Is* your dildo freshly sanitized?

Or did you bring that damn lumpy thing in here again?

Damn! You outted GEORGE! as a sexually active adolescent. You know he's gonna get The Talk now, right?

But Jon is right. Totally use a condom, bro.

not only did she out her cousin, but she's shattered the inner sanctum of female bonding rituals.

(tries to picture mom, aunt and friends discussing cocks....aaaahhhhhhggggg!)

Runs screaming from the comment log.

Aw, c'mon. She was just teasing. Women don't really talk about stuff like that. Really. They don't. Umm .. do they? Please say they don't.

Oh, sure ... in HERE. But ... not in real life ...?

(sigh) I was afraid of that.

Not all of us, Nilbo. I keep my yap shut about the Magic Stick.
In return, Jim never discusses the Giant Clam.

Nilbo, sorry to burst your bubble. But yes, we do.

And I TOTALLY scroll down to the bottom and read the last few comments before posting. I can hardly keep up as it is without reading everything else (though I used to try). Sometimes it DOES get confusing, but that's part of the fun. You can just jump in with some non sequitor ("I agree, KY jelly tastes nasty") and everyone after you will think it's part of the previous conversation.